- >It's morning time!
- >Damn... what did you do yesterday?
- >You search your mental mind map mentally.
- >Mmm...
- >Well, you remember falling asleep early.
- >But... waking up didn't feel as great.
- >Don't you wish you could feel the goodness that sleep brings you?
- >Too bad you had to be asleep for all of that.
- >Speaking of sleeping and crazy dreams.
- >You had a dream you went to Vegas, and some mall cop fined you $100 for window shopping.
- >By that I mean I did.
- >Fucking mall cops.
- >What else happened yesterday?
- >Nothing special.
- >Just read your book, probably talked to a few people.
- >Took 1.5 shits and then studied and went to bed.
- >No League though.
- >Well, you've got time before your bio final...
- >As usual.
- >Why the fuck haven't you turned off your alarm clock?
- >Because if you sleep in, you fail.
- A. study/cram
- B. breakfast
- C. shower
- D. girls hall
- >Yup, shower time.
- >You get out of your bed.
- >Check your phone, nothing new...
- >Damn, the monotony is poignant.
- >There better be a party after finals.
- >Where you get to do a whole bunch of crazy shit... before packing up and heading back home.
- >The phone buzzes in your hand.
- Pinkie: Sunday. Party. Don't go home yet.
- >Well, that solves that!
- >Plus... your parents scheduled your train ticket for Monday.
- >Great move, you think?
- >Oh well, shower time.
- >You grab your pair of underwear, your assorted soaps, and your towel cape.
- >And head into the hall.
- >The shower's running.
- "Almost done, brah."
- >What to do while waiting?
- A. Get some food.
- B. Review your notes
- C. Fap in your room.
- >Notes time.
- >Good thing you didn't pick fap.
- >Because Spike was still in your room.
- >You sit at your desk, reading away at chemistry.
- >Acids. Bases. Solutions. Equilibrium.
- >Stoichiometry.
- >Math.
- >Algebra.
- >Oh... you check your calculator to make sure you have battery.
- >Hopefully it should last.
- >You take out the spare batteries in your wireless mouse, and keep them in your backpack...
- >Just in case.
- >You read your notes at extremely low intensity.
- >Okay... shower should be open by now.
- >You head up to the door.
- >And you can still hear it running.
- "Almost done, brah."
- A. Tell him to hurry up.
- B. Get some food.
- C. cram harder.
- >Fuck this guy.
- >Fuck this shower.
- >Fuck this hall.
- >Food is what matters.
- >Food and breathing are all you ever need to survive.
- >Well... maybe water, but you don't have to bathe in it!
- >It's time to f-f-f-f-f-f-food!
- >SAY GOOD BYE TO EGG-ZODIA!
- >That worked out really well.
- >You head out to the commons and open up the fridge.
- >No more eggs.
- >Who the hell has been taking your eggs?
- >There's a cold tray of chocogoodies on the counter.
- >Probably Pinkie's work...
- >But... knowing Pinkie's work, these aren't just your average everyday chocogoodies.
- >What else is in here?
- A. cereal
- B. brownies
- C. mystery leftovers
- >These chocogoodies aren't gonna eat themselves.
- >You find a knife thing that you use to cut a square.
- >From what you inspect of the cross section, you see white chocolate chips and nuts.
- >All enveloped in beautiful niggerbrown chocolate.
- >Here goes nothing.
- >You take a bite.
- >And... you don't really detect anything out of the ordinary.
- >Other than the fact that these brownies are fucking fantastic.
- >Pinkie should just quit school and become a culinary artist.
- >Or a single mom.
- >You cut more and more squares away from the tray.
- >Hopefully you can calm yourself down and not eat all of it.
- >Oh my lord these are fucking fantatic.
- >Did you say that already?
- >Well, they're fucking fantastic.
- >You feel hypercharged now!
- >READY FOR ACTION.
- A. go shower
- B. jog
- C. girls hall
- >Well... not like visiting your waifu every day before a big test has been detrimental in anyway.
- >Did she mention she hates clingy?
- >Did anybody ever mention they hate clingy?
- >Clingy is not good for your thingy.
- >You knock on the door anyway.
- >Rainbow opens the door quietly and motions you to be quiet.
- >Fluttershy stirs in her sleep behind Rainbow.
- "GOD DAMMIT ANON! YOU WOKE HER UP!"
- "Eep!"
- >Fluttershy does one of those moe things where she gets startled and falls out of bed.
- >How utterly realistic.
- [spoiler]HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN FALL OFF A BED[/spoiler]
- >Rainbow turns on the lights, showing her with a CU t-shirt and no pants.
- >Shirt and panties is super cute for some reason.
- [spoiler]It's like... girls in a school issue one piece bathing suit.[/spoiler]
- [spoiler]Fucking pedophilic anime.[/spoiler]
- >Fluttershy probably has the right idea, sleeping in.
- >But... you can't sleep in!
- >GOTTA GO FAST
- >Dash smirks at you and shakes her head.
- A. ask Dash to work out
- B. study with Fluttershy
- C. sleep in Dash's bed.
- D. shoot the shit.
- "Hey, Anon, can I tell you something?"
- >No, Rainbow Waifu... you have chemistry with Fluttershy.
- "Y-yeah... maybe now's not the best time."
- >Dash finishes getting dressed and works on her laptop, quietly.
- >You take a mental note of how Dash pronounces maybe.
- >Sounds almost... southern.
- >Fluttershy gets out of bed and passes by you on the way to her desk.
- >She smells of daisies and happiness.
- >Why do girls magically smell good all the time?
- "You... want to study, Anon?"
- >Chemistry. Can't wait.
- >Your last science based final...
- >Tomorrow's psych...
- >And the day after is a party.
- >And the day after that? You get to go home!
- >Can't wait...
- >Too bad Fluttershy blows dicks at chemistry.
- "I'm a biology major... I'm sorry I can't be much of a help."
- >Well, teaching or learning, it's all the same.
- >You're helping her out by teaching her some of the material.
- >Hopefully whatever you're teaching her isn't wrong.
- Pre-test summary:
- +good review session
- +sugar!
- -bad dream
- -no shower
- >Well... you never liked feeling like shit after a final.
- >But... you try to keep a lid on being a melodramatic pussy.
- >Because being a melodramatic pussy makes you unlikeable.
- [spoiler]I'm thinking of a few namefags here.[/spoiler]
- >You sit down on the bench near the lecture hall and try not to contemplate how much your life can screw up if you failed this test.
- >You try not to.
- >Paranoia sinks in.
- >Darknesssssssssss.
- >You shake your head and try to think of happier things!
- >Y'know... be optimistic.
- >If you drop out or fail out...
- >Sure, your parents might hate you.
- >And never buy you anything again.
- >But... at least you'll be back with your family!
- >In a comfortable home.
- >You might not get to see some people again, but at least you won't have to deal with the stress of performing and paying attention in class.
- >You just have to deal with the stress of performing and paying attention at a [spoiler]McDonalds cash register[/spoiler]
- >You rub your temples to stop the snowballing.
- >Applejack, Twilight, and Fluttershy step out.
- "Whew. Done with finals!"
- "Ah hear ya."
- "Something wrong, Anon?"
- >Just upset that you never had sex with more than 2 girls at once.
- >But other than that... nothing really.
- >Applejack looks at her watch.
- "Oh... wouldya look at the time. Ah'm goin' home... See y'all next quarter!"
- >But what about Pinkie's party?
- "Wut?"
- >Twilight fills her in on the details, Applejack tries to make plans, and smiles.
- A. Lunch
- B. Study
- C. relax
- -with-
- (pick 1 or more)
- 1. Applejack
- 2. Fluttershy
- 3. Twilight
- "Ah'll see y'all later! Try not to git yer foot caught in the doggie bowl."
- >Texas i dunno
- >Applejack leaves for the bus stop, and you see your friends.
- >Sitting in the back seat, chilling in the front seat.
- >Which girl do you taaaaaaaaake?
- >It's Friday. Friday.
- >Fluttershy time on Friday.
- "I'm looking forward to the weekend."
- >Is she partying?
- "Partying?"
- >Yeah.
- "Fun."
- "Fun."
- >Fun...
- >Looking forward to the weekend.
- >Yesterday was Thursday, but you can't really go too hard tonight.
- >Still got a final tomorrow.
- >Time to chill.
- >You head to the commons as Twilight mysteriously disappears from existence.
- >Fluttershy yawns and takes a seat on the couch, right next to you.
- "Is it okay... if I take a nap?"
- >Why does she even have to ask you that?
- A. Let her nap, while you vidya.
- B. Fall asleep with her.
- C. Leave
- >Fluttershy leans on you.
- >And closes her eyes, yawning lightly.
- >Her body resting heavily on you, but it's oddly comfortable.
- >She's using your manboob as a pillow.
- >You fall asleep, because soft.
- >It's really comfy.
- >You get a nice faceful of Fluttershy's hair.
- >...
- >...
- >..
- >.
- >Shit, what time is it?
- >Wow, you fell asleep quickly.
- >Even better... Fluttershy's still sleeping...
- "Mmhn~"
- >But her hand is pawing at her... doobly spot.
- >Guys do that all the time, right?
- >Put their hands in their pants?
- >Grab their crotches.
- >So... wynaut girls?
- A. continue to watch
- B. help her out
- C. go back to sleep
- D. leave.
- >You put your hand on Fluttershy's.
- >It feels warm and humid and-
- >She immediately scrambles awake.
- "Ohmigosh ohmigosh."
- >She blushes and runs off.
- >Well... damn.
- >Knowing Fluttershy, she's probably going to tell on you.
- >Or.. she's just going to keep it a secret forever, and have your rape case outlast the statute of limitations.
- >One or the other.
- >You don't know Fluttershy too well.
- >Probably should find Rainbow before she does, just in case the former happens.
- >Well.. you're at a good 40%.
- >Two birds with one stone?
- A. Find Rainbow.
- B. Find Pinkie
- C. Vidya and pizza.
- >Time for Rainbow.
- >Well... where's the first logical place to look?
- >Her room!
- >Rarity walks by.
- >Hey, she's actually trying today.
- "Oh, thank you for noticing, Anon..."
- >She opens the door to the girls' hall and looks at you.
- "Do... you want to come inside?"
- >How many times do you have to make this joke.
- >You go in and see Rainbow Dash's door close.
- >You knock on Rainbow's door while Rarity stands wide eyed at how quickly you blew by...
- >She shakes out of her trance.
- "So... darling... I was thinking..."
- >Come on, Rainbow... please be in here.
- "We could pick up where we left off?"
- >No one's answering the door.
- A. knock again
- B. Rarity
- C. try somewhere else.
- >You turn to Rarity...
- "So, Darling? Are you just going to keep stringing me along? Or are we going to get down to business?"
- >As much as you love a lady in the street but a freak in the sheets...
- >There's something you need to talk to her about.
- >You're not sure if she knows this...
- >But... Rainbow really means a lot to you.
- >Rarity gasps, putting her hand over her mouth.
- >And you don't wanna lose her.
- "Are you saying that... Rainbow Dash is better than me?"
- >Amidst the whole attendance of /mlp/, a resounding drumroll begins the answer of this unanswered question.
- >No, that's not what you mean at all.
- >Dashfags and Rarifags everywhere groan in blueballed disappointment.
- >Rarity's amazing, really talented and nice...
- >She's always been that girl, even since day 0.
- >Albeit, you and her aren't really all that great of friends...
- >You wouldn't expect her to be bro level with you, or do boring shit, and talk about your feelings.
- >But Rarity's amazing. She'll find the right guy.
- >You're just nowhere near as classy and gentlemanly.
- >But... there's a guy out there for her.
- >And it's not Spike.
- "Anon... I don't know what to say."
- >She hugs you, and heads to her room...
- >She peaks her head out and smiles through tears.
- "Thank you."
- >The door in front of you opens.
- >Rainbow Dash.
- "YOU FINGERED FLUTTERSHY?!"
- >A fist flies at you.
- A. deny
- B. twist the truth
- C. admit to it
- >No. You didn't.
- "Oh, okay then."
- [spoiler]End Day 47.[/spoiler]
- >You walk into the room.
- >There actually isn't a Fluttershy in here.
- >She was just trying to ruse you?
- >Well... she learned from the best.
- "Gotcha... you shoulda seen the look on your face!"
- >Rainbow closes the door.
- >She looks really happy and smiley.
- >What's the deal with her.
- "Good news and kinda bad news? Take your pick."
- A. Good news
- B. Bad news
- C. make out with her.
- >She lets you kiss her once.
- >Strawberries.
- >She smiles as you pull away...
- "I'll... take that as good news first."
- >You try for one more, but she backs up.
- >Good news?
- "I... I got scouted after that UCLA game!"
- >Really? To where?
- "UCLA."
- >That was the good news? Then what's the bad news?
- "It's... both. I'm not coming back next quarter..."
- >She looks at you, biting her lip, anxious to the reaction you're about to give.
- >You should be happy for her!
- >She's transferring to a new school!
- >Not only that, but UCLA! A great school, with an awesome team.
- >She'll finally be playing Division 1.
- >But... what about you?
- >Are you that selfish?
- End Day 47.
- Day 47 Summary
- Hanging off a cliff!
- 3/4 Finals done!
- Felt Fluttershy's labia!

