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Canter U: Day 47 Friday [Saying Goodbye]

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  1. >It's morning time!
  2. >Damn... what did you do yesterday?
  3. >You search your mental mind map mentally.
  4. >Mmm...
  5. >Well, you remember falling asleep early.
  6. >But... waking up didn't feel as great.
  7. >Don't you wish you could feel the goodness that sleep brings you?
  8. >Too bad you had to be asleep for all of that.
  9. >Speaking of sleeping and crazy dreams.
  10. >You had a dream you went to Vegas, and some mall cop fined you $100 for window shopping.
  11. >By that I mean I did.
  12. >Fucking mall cops.
  13. >What else happened yesterday?
  14. >Nothing special.
  15. >Just read your book, probably talked to a few people.
  16. >Took 1.5 shits and then studied and went to bed.
  17. >No League though.
  18. >Well, you've got time before your bio final...
  19. >As usual.
  20. >Why the fuck haven't you turned off your alarm clock?
  21. >Because if you sleep in, you fail.
  22.  
  23. A. study/cram
  24. B. breakfast
  25. C. shower
  26. D. girls hall
  27.  
  28. >Yup, shower time.
  29. >You get out of your bed.
  30. >Check your phone, nothing new...
  31. >Damn, the monotony is poignant.
  32. >There better be a party after finals.
  33. >Where you get to do a whole bunch of crazy shit... before packing up and heading back home.
  34. >The phone buzzes in your hand.
  35. Pinkie: Sunday. Party. Don't go home yet.
  36. >Well, that solves that!
  37. >Plus... your parents scheduled your train ticket for Monday.
  38. >Great move, you think?
  39. >Oh well, shower time.
  40. >You grab your pair of underwear, your assorted soaps, and your towel cape.
  41. >And head into the hall.
  42. >The shower's running.
  43. "Almost done, brah."
  44. >What to do while waiting?
  45.  
  46. A. Get some food.
  47. B. Review your notes
  48. C. Fap in your room.
  49.  
  50. >Notes time.
  51. >Good thing you didn't pick fap.
  52. >Because Spike was still in your room.
  53. >You sit at your desk, reading away at chemistry.
  54. >Acids. Bases. Solutions. Equilibrium.
  55. >Stoichiometry.
  56. >Math.
  57. >Algebra.
  58. >Oh... you check your calculator to make sure you have battery.
  59. >Hopefully it should last.
  60. >You take out the spare batteries in your wireless mouse, and keep them in your backpack...
  61. >Just in case.
  62. >You read your notes at extremely low intensity.
  63. >Okay... shower should be open by now.
  64. >You head up to the door.
  65. >And you can still hear it running.
  66. "Almost done, brah."
  67.  
  68. A. Tell him to hurry up.
  69. B. Get some food.
  70. C. cram harder.
  71.  
  72. >Fuck this guy.
  73. >Fuck this shower.
  74. >Fuck this hall.
  75. >Food is what matters.
  76. >Food and breathing are all you ever need to survive.
  77. >Well... maybe water, but you don't have to bathe in it!
  78. >It's time to f-f-f-f-f-f-food!
  79. >SAY GOOD BYE TO EGG-ZODIA!
  80. >That worked out really well.
  81. >You head out to the commons and open up the fridge.
  82. >No more eggs.
  83. >Who the hell has been taking your eggs?
  84. >There's a cold tray of chocogoodies on the counter.
  85. >Probably Pinkie's work...
  86. >But... knowing Pinkie's work, these aren't just your average everyday chocogoodies.
  87. >What else is in here?
  88.  
  89. A. cereal
  90. B. brownies
  91. C. mystery leftovers
  92.  
  93. >These chocogoodies aren't gonna eat themselves.
  94. >You find a knife thing that you use to cut a square.
  95. >From what you inspect of the cross section, you see white chocolate chips and nuts.
  96. >All enveloped in beautiful niggerbrown chocolate.
  97. >Here goes nothing.
  98. >You take a bite.
  99. >And... you don't really detect anything out of the ordinary.
  100. >Other than the fact that these brownies are fucking fantastic.
  101. >Pinkie should just quit school and become a culinary artist.
  102. >Or a single mom.
  103. >You cut more and more squares away from the tray.
  104. >Hopefully you can calm yourself down and not eat all of it.
  105. >Oh my lord these are fucking fantatic.
  106. >Did you say that already?
  107. >Well, they're fucking fantastic.
  108. >You feel hypercharged now!
  109. >READY FOR ACTION.
  110.  
  111. A. go shower
  112. B. jog
  113. C. girls hall
  114.  
  115. >Well... not like visiting your waifu every day before a big test has been detrimental in anyway.
  116. >Did she mention she hates clingy?
  117. >Did anybody ever mention they hate clingy?
  118. >Clingy is not good for your thingy.
  119. >You knock on the door anyway.
  120. >Rainbow opens the door quietly and motions you to be quiet.
  121. >Fluttershy stirs in her sleep behind Rainbow.
  122. "GOD DAMMIT ANON! YOU WOKE HER UP!"
  123. "Eep!"
  124. >Fluttershy does one of those moe things where she gets startled and falls out of bed.
  125. >How utterly realistic.
  126. [spoiler]HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN FALL OFF A BED[/spoiler]
  127. >Rainbow turns on the lights, showing her with a CU t-shirt and no pants.
  128. >Shirt and panties is super cute for some reason.
  129. [spoiler]It's like... girls in a school issue one piece bathing suit.[/spoiler]
  130. [spoiler]Fucking pedophilic anime.[/spoiler]
  131. >Fluttershy probably has the right idea, sleeping in.
  132. >But... you can't sleep in!
  133. >GOTTA GO FAST
  134. >Dash smirks at you and shakes her head.
  135.  
  136. A. ask Dash to work out
  137. B. study with Fluttershy
  138. C. sleep in Dash's bed.
  139. D. shoot the shit.
  140.  
  141. "Hey, Anon, can I tell you something?"
  142. >No, Rainbow Waifu... you have chemistry with Fluttershy.
  143. "Y-yeah... maybe now's not the best time."
  144. >Dash finishes getting dressed and works on her laptop, quietly.
  145. >You take a mental note of how Dash pronounces maybe.
  146. >Sounds almost... southern.
  147. >Fluttershy gets out of bed and passes by you on the way to her desk.
  148. >She smells of daisies and happiness.
  149. >Why do girls magically smell good all the time?
  150. "You... want to study, Anon?"
  151. >Chemistry. Can't wait.
  152. >Your last science based final...
  153. >Tomorrow's psych...
  154. >And the day after is a party.
  155. >And the day after that? You get to go home!
  156. >Can't wait...
  157. >Too bad Fluttershy blows dicks at chemistry.
  158. "I'm a biology major... I'm sorry I can't be much of a help."
  159. >Well, teaching or learning, it's all the same.
  160. >You're helping her out by teaching her some of the material.
  161. >Hopefully whatever you're teaching her isn't wrong.
  162.  
  163. Pre-test summary:
  164. +good review session
  165. +sugar!
  166. -bad dream
  167. -no shower
  168.  
  169. >Well... you never liked feeling like shit after a final.
  170. >But... you try to keep a lid on being a melodramatic pussy.
  171. >Because being a melodramatic pussy makes you unlikeable.
  172. [spoiler]I'm thinking of a few namefags here.[/spoiler]
  173. >You sit down on the bench near the lecture hall and try not to contemplate how much your life can screw up if you failed this test.
  174. >You try not to.
  175. >Paranoia sinks in.
  176. >Darknesssssssssss.
  177. >You shake your head and try to think of happier things!
  178. >Y'know... be optimistic.
  179. >If you drop out or fail out...
  180. >Sure, your parents might hate you.
  181. >And never buy you anything again.
  182. >But... at least you'll be back with your family!
  183. >In a comfortable home.
  184. >You might not get to see some people again, but at least you won't have to deal with the stress of performing and paying attention in class.
  185. >You just have to deal with the stress of performing and paying attention at a [spoiler]McDonalds cash register[/spoiler]
  186. >You rub your temples to stop the snowballing.
  187. >Applejack, Twilight, and Fluttershy step out.
  188. "Whew. Done with finals!"
  189. "Ah hear ya."
  190. "Something wrong, Anon?"
  191. >Just upset that you never had sex with more than 2 girls at once.
  192. >But other than that... nothing really.
  193. >Applejack looks at her watch.
  194. "Oh... wouldya look at the time. Ah'm goin' home... See y'all next quarter!"
  195. >But what about Pinkie's party?
  196. "Wut?"
  197. >Twilight fills her in on the details, Applejack tries to make plans, and smiles.
  198.  
  199. A. Lunch
  200. B. Study
  201. C. relax
  202.  
  203. -with-
  204.  
  205. (pick 1 or more)
  206. 1. Applejack
  207. 2. Fluttershy
  208. 3. Twilight
  209.  
  210. "Ah'll see y'all later! Try not to git yer foot caught in the doggie bowl."
  211. >Texas i dunno
  212. >Applejack leaves for the bus stop, and you see your friends.
  213. >Sitting in the back seat, chilling in the front seat.
  214. >Which girl do you taaaaaaaaake?
  215. >It's Friday. Friday.
  216. >Fluttershy time on Friday.
  217. "I'm looking forward to the weekend."
  218. >Is she partying?
  219. "Partying?"
  220. >Yeah.
  221. "Fun."
  222. "Fun."
  223. >Fun...
  224. >Looking forward to the weekend.
  225. >Yesterday was Thursday, but you can't really go too hard tonight.
  226. >Still got a final tomorrow.
  227. >Time to chill.
  228. >You head to the commons as Twilight mysteriously disappears from existence.
  229. >Fluttershy yawns and takes a seat on the couch, right next to you.
  230. "Is it okay... if I take a nap?"
  231. >Why does she even have to ask you that?
  232.  
  233. A. Let her nap, while you vidya.
  234. B. Fall asleep with her.
  235. C. Leave
  236.  
  237. >Fluttershy leans on you.
  238. >And closes her eyes, yawning lightly.
  239. >Her body resting heavily on you, but it's oddly comfortable.
  240. >She's using your manboob as a pillow.
  241. >You fall asleep, because soft.
  242. >It's really comfy.
  243. >You get a nice faceful of Fluttershy's hair.
  244. >...
  245. >...
  246. >..
  247. >.
  248. >Shit, what time is it?
  249. >Wow, you fell asleep quickly.
  250. >Even better... Fluttershy's still sleeping...
  251. "Mmhn~"
  252. >But her hand is pawing at her... doobly spot.
  253. >Guys do that all the time, right?
  254. >Put their hands in their pants?
  255. >Grab their crotches.
  256. >So... wynaut girls?
  257.  
  258. A. continue to watch
  259. B. help her out
  260. C. go back to sleep
  261. D. leave.
  262.  
  263. >You put your hand on Fluttershy's.
  264. >It feels warm and humid and-
  265. >She immediately scrambles awake.
  266. "Ohmigosh ohmigosh."
  267. >She blushes and runs off.
  268. >Well... damn.
  269. >Knowing Fluttershy, she's probably going to tell on you.
  270. >Or.. she's just going to keep it a secret forever, and have your rape case outlast the statute of limitations.
  271. >One or the other.
  272. >You don't know Fluttershy too well.
  273. >Probably should find Rainbow before she does, just in case the former happens.
  274. >Well.. you're at a good 40%.
  275. >Two birds with one stone?
  276.  
  277. A. Find Rainbow.
  278. B. Find Pinkie
  279. C. Vidya and pizza.
  280.  
  281. >Time for Rainbow.
  282. >Well... where's the first logical place to look?
  283. >Her room!
  284. >Rarity walks by.
  285. >Hey, she's actually trying today.
  286. "Oh, thank you for noticing, Anon..."
  287. >She opens the door to the girls' hall and looks at you.
  288. "Do... you want to come inside?"
  289. >How many times do you have to make this joke.
  290. >You go in and see Rainbow Dash's door close.
  291. >You knock on Rainbow's door while Rarity stands wide eyed at how quickly you blew by...
  292. >She shakes out of her trance.
  293. "So... darling... I was thinking..."
  294. >Come on, Rainbow... please be in here.
  295. "We could pick up where we left off?"
  296. >No one's answering the door.
  297.  
  298. A. knock again
  299. B. Rarity
  300. C. try somewhere else.
  301.  
  302. >You turn to Rarity...
  303. "So, Darling? Are you just going to keep stringing me along? Or are we going to get down to business?"
  304. >As much as you love a lady in the street but a freak in the sheets...
  305. >There's something you need to talk to her about.
  306. >You're not sure if she knows this...
  307. >But... Rainbow really means a lot to you.
  308. >Rarity gasps, putting her hand over her mouth.
  309. >And you don't wanna lose her.
  310. "Are you saying that... Rainbow Dash is better than me?"
  311. >Amidst the whole attendance of /mlp/, a resounding drumroll begins the answer of this unanswered question.
  312. >No, that's not what you mean at all.
  313. >Dashfags and Rarifags everywhere groan in blueballed disappointment.
  314. >Rarity's amazing, really talented and nice...
  315. >She's always been that girl, even since day 0.
  316. >Albeit, you and her aren't really all that great of friends...
  317. >You wouldn't expect her to be bro level with you, or do boring shit, and talk about your feelings.
  318. >But Rarity's amazing. She'll find the right guy.
  319. >You're just nowhere near as classy and gentlemanly.
  320. >But... there's a guy out there for her.
  321. >And it's not Spike.
  322. "Anon... I don't know what to say."
  323. >She hugs you, and heads to her room...
  324. >She peaks her head out and smiles through tears.
  325. "Thank you."
  326. >The door in front of you opens.
  327. >Rainbow Dash.
  328. "YOU FINGERED FLUTTERSHY?!"
  329. >A fist flies at you.
  330.  
  331. A. deny
  332. B. twist the truth
  333. C. admit to it
  334.  
  335. >No. You didn't.
  336. "Oh, okay then."
  337. [spoiler]End Day 47.[/spoiler]
  338. >You walk into the room.
  339. >There actually isn't a Fluttershy in here.
  340. >She was just trying to ruse you?
  341. >Well... she learned from the best.
  342. "Gotcha... you shoulda seen the look on your face!"
  343. >Rainbow closes the door.
  344. >She looks really happy and smiley.
  345. >What's the deal with her.
  346. "Good news and kinda bad news? Take your pick."
  347.  
  348. A. Good news
  349. B. Bad news
  350. C. make out with her.
  351.  
  352. >She lets you kiss her once.
  353. >Strawberries.
  354. >She smiles as you pull away...
  355. "I'll... take that as good news first."
  356. >You try for one more, but she backs up.
  357. >Good news?
  358. "I... I got scouted after that UCLA game!"
  359. >Really? To where?
  360. "UCLA."
  361. >That was the good news? Then what's the bad news?
  362. "It's... both. I'm not coming back next quarter..."
  363. >She looks at you, biting her lip, anxious to the reaction you're about to give.
  364. >You should be happy for her!
  365. >She's transferring to a new school!
  366. >Not only that, but UCLA! A great school, with an awesome team.
  367. >She'll finally be playing Division 1.
  368. >But... what about you?
  369. >Are you that selfish?
  370.  
  371. End Day 47.
  372. Day 47 Summary
  373. Hanging off a cliff!
  374. 3/4 Finals done!
  375. Felt Fluttershy's labia!