- >Snoozing your alarm clock should be a sport.
- >Because you’re really quick at it.
- >Your morning mental rush blows through your head.
- >What’s today?
- >Chem final.
- >What happened yesterday?
- >You had a really steamy kiss.
- >And… you broke someone’s heart…
- >Who was that again?
- >Come on, brain, work!
- >Twilight?
- >No, that was weeks ago.
- >Rarity?
- >No, you kissed her.
- >Femanon?
- >Lol who
- >Rainbow Dash.
- >That’s right….
- >Good thing you’re barely up right now.
- >Alarm was set for 9 AM.
- >And the final isn’t until 11.
- A. go back to sleep.
- B. breakfast
- C. cram.
- >You get out of bed slowly and stretch.
- >Spike’s surprisingly not in his bed… or playing League?
- >You go outside to take your morning piss.
- >Spike’s not in the bathroom either.
- >Huh, maybe everyone’s different during finals week.
- >Rarity’s ugly and lazy.
- >Twilight’s dumb and unmotivated.
- >Fluttershy is loud and obnoxious.
- >Pinkie’s boring and dull.
- >Rainbow’s sad and quiet, and you’re an asshole heartbreaker!
- >Yup. Everyone’s different.
- >You’re too tired to cook today.
- >So… it’s gonna be cereal.
- >You open the door to the lobby.
- >And… Rainbow Dash is sitting at the table eating cereal.
- >She looks at you then turns back to her bowl.
- >That bowl looks like it’s stacked pretty high.
- >There’s a lot in there.
- >You move to the counter, and find the box.
- >It’s empty…
- “Sorry, Anon. Guess it’s first come first serve.”
- >She says coldly.
- A. Get mad at her.
- B. Ask to share.
- C. Make something yourself.
- D. Go without breakfast.
- >You sigh and put the box in the trash, grabbing something small to eat.
- >Maybe an apple.
- >That'll be good.
- >Hopefully you won't be too hungry.
- >Speaking of hungry I'm taking an eating break.
- >You sit on the couch eating the apple slowly, as you hear the crunch of the cinnamon toast from Dash.
- >This gives you a lot of time to think.
- >About how you fucked up.
- A. cram
- B. talk to Dash
- C. girls hall
- >You really need to talk to Rainbow Dash.
- >This tension is killing you.
- >You get up and throw your apple core into the trash.
- >And... approach Dash adamantly.
- >You and her need to talk.
- "About what, huh? You and I both know what happened."
- >No use trying to deny it...
- >Unless you guys roll quints or some shit.
- >Don't try it. You gotta fess up.
- >Apologies didn't work so well last time, if you didn't remember.
- >Not like you could say it was a mistake.
- >You wanted to kiss Rarity.
- >You meant every word you said to her.
- >You just didn't plan on Rainbow Dash finding out.
- >And if those are the kind of things that you need to watch out for, you're going to be a terrible person.
- >Dash glares at you as you struggle to come up with words.
- A. blame and/or question her
- B. confess and apologize.
- C. wait for her to speak
- D. deny (quints or higher)
- E. abort mission
- >You need her…
- “What… did you say?”
- >You need Rainbow Dash.
- >She’s staggered by that bomb that you just dropped.
- >Now to explore the fallout.
- >You’re not counting days… but…
- >You couldn’t imagine life without her anymore.
- >Seeing Rainbow always brightens up your day.
- >Always pushing you to do better.
- >Always thanking you for a protein shake.
- >Always dousing you in strawberry shampoo.
- >She had your back in a fight…
- >Hell, she even let you fuck girls behind her back.
- >And she was cool with it…
- >But… now she’s not.
- >And neither are you.
- >Because things have changed.
- >The girl you knew as that bro-level, down to earth, but flying high…
- >She’s changed.
- >She likes you now. Or at least… liked you before you went and fucked things up.
- >And what bothers you more… is that you’re not gonna have a second chance.
- >It’s over, isn’t it…
- >But… you’d understand if she never forgives you again…
- >Rainbow Dash sighs, fighting back tears.
- “Anon… you’re a big softy… you know that?”
- >She hugs you.
- >Reverse Psychology accomplished.
- >Good thing you studied last night.
- >Also, you thank Dash without the spaghetti…
- “Just… don’t do that again… ever.”
- >Sur-oh fuckaroo… what time is it?
- >10:20?
- >You see Twilight and Fluttershy, dressed up, mulling about their hall… and you’re still in your jammy jams.
- A. Make up with Rainbow Dash.
- B. Go back inside and get showered.
- C. Cram time.
- >You really wanna make up with Rainbow Dash?
- >Um… not to be a mom or anything but
- [spoiler]YOU HAVE ALL FUCKING DAY AFTER THE TEST TO DO THAT[/spoiler]
- >Y’know… gotta ride the wave when it comes.
- “Why Rarity?”
- >Why what?
- >Not gonna lie… Rarity’s a really good kisser.
- >Despite her not looking good at the time.
- >Dash socks you in the arm… her fist charged with a mix of hate and love.
- >Why do you think you closed your eyes when you kissed her?
- >Because you were feeling it?
- >Bah, no. You couldn’t bare to stare at that girl for too long.
- >She’s not a natural beauty… she NEEDS that makeup.
- >Unlike Dash here.
- >You don’t think you’ve seen Dash with cake on her face.
- >You hang with her for a bit…
- >She offers you her cereal, which you happily eat.
- >Easy mode, what?
- >Twilight blaows out of the hallway.
- “Anon! What are you doing! The final starts soon!”
- >You’re still in your PJ’s…. and they’re not feeling as comfortable as they used to.
- >Can you rush a shower?
- >10:50.
- >Nope.
- [spoiler]Pre-test results:
- +breakfast attained!
- +drama destroyed!
- +brain calm!
- >moderate sleep
- -lack of hygiene
- >Whew… final’s over… and at 1PM no less.
- >At least you got through it.
- >You’re feeling pretty tired.
- >That one problem with the titrating was a bitch.
- >How do weak bases react with strong acids?
- >You just hope your calculator has enough batteries to last you the rest of the week.
- >Quest Added: Assault and Batteries.
- >Speaking of quests, you still need to figure out when that psych midterm is!
- >inb4 yesterday
- >You should visit Pinkie some time soon.
- >But… for now… that’s one final down.
- >How to spend the rest of the day?
- A. gym
- B. food
- C. vidya
- D. study
- >Don’t wanna be texting nobody…
- >You might ruin their finals.
- >Best to do this by yourself…
- >Or rather… who ever’s at the gym at the time.
- >And yeh woo its dash
- “hey anon can u go gym with me?”
- >kk waifu boo boo
- >You go on your merry way to the gym, shooting the shit about how hard your tests were.
- >Albeit it’s not a long walk to the gym, so the conversation is short lived.
- >And you’re pretty sure Dash doesn’t want to hear about your stupid wavelengths.
- >And atoms and bullshit.
- >All Dash wants to do is work out.
- >You could blow off some steam too.
- >Maybe you can do it together?
- [spoiler]you think you can cheat on her one day, and fuck her the next? lel no[/spoiler]
- >You don’t wanna work arms today… that could be the difference between finishing the test, and not showing your work.
- >Abs, don’t wanna be sore… That could ruin every time you shift positions in the seat.
- >And legs don’t wanna be sore… restless leg syndrome is how you get through everything!
- >So… what are you gonna do, pussy?
- >Stationary bike for 30 minutes like a fucking faggot.
- [spoiler]#hardwork #gymtime[/spoiler]
- >Well… at least you’re blowing off some steam…
- >Maybe you should get back into tennis.
- >Or racquetball… next best thing to ping pong.
- >You go to the front desk and ask if they have any rentable rackets and balls.
- >The guy up front hands you a racket as you spin it in your hands.
- >Feels familiar… it’s been a while, hasn’t it?
- “Pff… what the hell’s that thing?”
- >Dash is laughing at your racket and balls.
- A. ask her to play
- B. play by yourself
- C. challenge someone
- >Time to play some racketball…
- >Hopefully Dash knows how to play.
- >She should go get a racket!
- “Hah, nice try dude. That thing’s dumb.”
- >Pff… she’s just afraid you’re gonna beat her.
- [spoiler]at the game, of course.[/spoiler]
- “What did you say?”
- >Afraid… to lose!
- “Oh… it’s on now.”
- >inb4 Dash tears ACL and ruins athletic career forever
- >blames you fivever and you lose waifu
- >settle on playing league with spike sixever
- >Your serve.
- >Good thing you were always good at hitting your serves low and to the floor.
- >You sucked at getting them above the net.
- >Which is perfect in racketball.
- >I think. I wouldn’t know. Never played.
- >You hit that ball, giving Rainbow something to work with.
- >It’s just a warm-up, right?
- “No! I’m gonna beat you!”
- [spoiler]at the game, of course[/spoiler]
- >Fat chance, did she forget you played tennis in high school?
- A. wrek her sh!t
- B. play defensively
- C. throw the game
- >You play back, and hope that you’ll be able to at least reach whatever ball comes your way.
- >Lucky for you, Rainbow Dash sucks at returning balls.
- >muh context
- >After that little innuwonderful moment, you serve again.
- >And Dash manages to actually return a few of them.
- >But she breaks down eventually.
- >Good thing that you actually have some skill.
- >If Dash were at your skill level, you would never last.
- >She’s way more athletic than you…
- >And you have shit stamina.
- >You just hope you can ride this out and win the game off unforced errors alone.
- >Rainbow Dash wiffs an easy return, and grumbles.
- >You smirk…
- >This getting too hard for her?
- “I’m plotting my comeback right now!”
- >It’s at least 10-0.
- >She double faults on her serve and you win the game.
- >Back at the dorms, you get your protein shakes and your shower on.
- >And… you get some food.
- >And… even worse… you have a final tomorrow.
- >This is the last choice of the day.
- >How are you going to prepare?
- A. socialize
- B. study
- C. vidya
- D. sleep.
- >You ask Pinkie to study!
- >Girls hall is always a fun place to study.
- >Despite… how much fun it is to walk into and out of rooms immediately.
- >Pinkie sends you an Okie Dokie Lokie, and you’re walking to the hall.
- >No incidents… no innuendo.
- >Just study time.
- “Heya Nonny, here to nap on Femmy’s bed again?”
- >If it still smells like strawberries… oh jeez.
- [spoiler]>inb4 total relapse[/spoiler]
- >You send her a generic text…. that won’t get responded to until eventually.
- >But you don’t mind… and neither does she. That’s what real friendship is.
- >Not caring.
- >Speaking of not caring...
- >You know how much Pinkie loves to not work… so you brought a couple extra sheets of notes for physics tomorrow.
- >Physics shouldn’t be an issue… but it can’t hurt to study.
- >Oh… shit, speaking of test dates…
- “It’s on Saturday! Hope you’re ready!”
- >Quest completed.
- End day 45.
- Day 45 summary.
- Dash waifu arc advanced
- Chem final completed
- 1 out of 4 finals completed
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