- >You check your phone, rereading the text that has made you smile all through the week.
- Anon: see you Friday
- You: You too. :)
- >Was the happyface too clingy? Gosh, you hope not.
- >Regardless, it’s Thursday evening and you’re frantically trying to pack your things.
- >Last minute, of course. Couldn’t be helped.
- >With that big party that was held earlier in the week.
- >And your Psych midterm was earlier today. And you were too busy cramming last night to even think about touching your bags.
- >But it’s nearly eleven hours til you see him again.
- >You’re kind of nervous.
- >He seems to be having plenty of fun by himself over in Cuntparkinglot, or whatever the hell it’s called.
- >Does he have any new friends? Or maybe even a girlfriend?
- >You pause for a moment.
- >No way. This is Anonymous we’re talking about.
- >He’s not that eager to jump into someone’s pants.
- >Is he?
- >You flip open your phone cover and drum your fingers on the side.
- >Should you even bother texting him? He knows you’re coming.
- >Maybe just ask him a few quick clerical questions?
- >His school is fucking in the middle of nowhere.
- >What if you need to bring something like a rain jacket?
- >You decide against it and slap the cover shut.
- >Whatever.
- >You take a look at the time.
- 12:02 AM
- >Ten hours fifty-eight minutes to go.
- >Not that you’re counting.
- >You hear the tumblers in your locked door click.
- >It snaps you out of your daze.
- >Your roommate kicks open the door and slams it shut.
- >Fuck that’s loud.
- “Hey…”
- >She walks over to her side of the room and collapses on her bed.
- >Sup.
- “What’s with the bags? You goin’ somewhere? You’re not going to the away game, are you?”
- >You nod and tell her about your visit to Cartesian Plot University.
- “Why do you need to bring so much?”
- >You blink.
- >She stares at you.
- “Whatever, forget I asked. My alarm’s set for 7. Hit the lights when you’re done.”
- >You nod and give her a good night.
- >She covers her head with her pillow.
- “Fem…”
- >Huh? Go away.
- >You need your sleep.
- ”Fem!”
- >You feel a pillow hit your back.
- >An old alarm clock is ringing.
- >You clamp your hands over your ears.
- “Fem, wake up. The buses are leaving soon.”
- >You bolt upright.
- >What?
- >You look at your roommate.
- >She’s sporting her soccer uniform.
- >Lettered hoodie over top reading #3 Cloudchaser.
- “Hurry up, while the showers are still open.”
- >You grab some clothes and your toiletries from the dresser and dash out to the hallway.
- >You hear a whistle blowing in the distance from an open window down the hall.
- >Sounds like the track team is out practicing.
- >Fucking Sproul Hall.
- >Even after the renovation, the walls are still terrible at blocking out sound.
- >Echoes like crazy.
- >Luckily the bathroom is unoccupied.
- >You quickly shower up and get dressed.
- >You’re back in your room in 10 minutes.
- “We have to go now, Fem.”
- >Cloudchaser doesn’t seem so happy.
- >You quickly slip your MacBook into your bag and pull on the handle of your suitcase.
- “... that’s not all going to fit on the bus.”
- >You blink.
- >Wait… what?
- >What are you doing?
- >You’re not taking the bus.
- “You aren’t?”
- >You have a train ticket. It leaves at noon.
- >Cloudchaser groans.
- “You mean I’ve been waiting for nothing? Dammit Fem…”
- >She sighs and grabs her backpack.
- “I’ll see you at the game.”
- >She heads out the door.
- >You look out your window and see her heading towards Sunset Boulevard.
- >You yawn and take a quick look at your phone.
- 7:25 AM.
- >Bus to the train station leaves in 4 hours and 30 minutes. Train leaves in 4 hours 45 minutes.
- ___________________________________________________
- "No class? What do you mean no class?"
- >Twilight looks at you frowning.
- >No class today! It's... some kind of holiday.
- >Labor Day? Flag Day?
- >The funny thing here is that it’s actually labor day on Monday.
- >Almost.
- "Then what am I supposed to do today?"
- >You don't know.
- >Not like you're complaining though.
- >Midterms are real stressful, and you could use some time off.
- “How could you be thinking about time off? Finals start Tuesday!”
- >This bitch.
- >She makes your spirit more damp than you’ve ever made her snatch.
- >Good thing you haven’t already woken up, gotten dressed and prepared your bag for the day.
- >Wait, you did?
- >Well then.
- >What now?
- A. Study/Work
- B. Breakfast
- C. Vidya
- D. Girls hall.
- >You ask Twilight if you can come into the dorms.
- “What for?”
- >Gotta see if gamegirl’s ready for game day.
- >She walks you over to the girls hall, swiping her ID card into the halls.
- >Time to check on Rainbow.
- >You knock on the door.
- “Oh… Anonymous?”
- >Fluttershy?
- >Did she steal Winona again?
- “N-no! Why would you accuse me of that?”
- >You give her a stare, before asking for Rainbow Dash.
- “She’s out practicing.”
- >This early?
- “It’s 11 AM, Anon.”
- >Well, time sure flies when I’m not writing
- >Well, what is Fluttershy up to?
- “I’m just… studying. Nothing too important.”
- A. small talk
- B. business talk
- C. Bidniz talk
- D. Go elsewhere [specify]
- >You plop on Rainbow’s bed.
- >Lol, you totally banged her in this bed yesterday.
- >And Fluttershy is none the wiser.
- >How’s Winona doing?
- “Hmm? Oh, she’s absolutely happy! She seems to be really content with where she’s living now.”
- >Fluttershy frowns.
- “But… sadly it couldn’t be with me.”
- >Need you remind her that Fluttershy could’ve gotten kicked out for having a pet.
- >Twice.
- “Oh… Shining Armor would’ve kicked me out?”
- >That hasn’t been made clear? Or did she just forget.
- >Fluttershy’s such a dolt.
- >Moe dolt.
- >Your phone vibrates.
- >Maybe later, you’ve got bigger fish to fry.
- I had fried fish for lunch
- >You reassure Fluttershy that there’s a difference between caring for someone and smothering them.
- >Just ask Twilight.
- “Y-yeah… I suppose you’re right.”
- >She goes back to studying.
- A. Food
- B. Study
- C. Vidya
- ______________________________________
- >You collapse on your bed and pull out your phone.
- (See you around noon) Anon: (no response)
- >You sigh.
- >There’s no way he’s awake now.
- >Knowing him, he probably played video games all night.
- >Fuck, you shouldn’t have woken up this early.
- >You suppose you could go get breakfast.
- >But you don’t want to get up.
- >You bury yourself in your covers.
- >Cloudchaser had gotten you so riled up to get ready that you didn’t pay much attention to which clothes you grabbed.
- >But now that you’re alone, doing nothing, you realize you’re wearing his old shirt from high school.
- >From prom night actually.
- >It’s like three sizes too big for you.
- >You let out a small laugh.
- >Prom night.
- >The memories are flooding back to you.
- >You give a sigh and hug your pillow.
- _______________________________________________
- >You invite Fluttershy to the dining halls.
- “No thank you. I had breakfast recently.”
- >Alright…
- >You take off, pulling out your phone.
- 11:58 AM.
- >The game doesn’t start till 4.
- >Fem texted you?
- Femanon: See you around noon.
- >It’s… noon.
- Femanon (ur a faget): Fuck I’m late. :T
- >You text people. Not going to lunch by yourself.
- Colgate (lunch): Sure! I’ll be outside.
- Octavia (get lyra, lunch time): I’ll be right out.
- >You head outside to the B building entrance.
- >Colgate, Redheart….
- >Octavia and Lyra.
- “Wait up!”
- >And Vinyl.
- >Octavia sighs and shakes her head.
- “Hey Anon! Did you say lunch time?”
- >What’s for lunch?
- >More fish.
- >Lyra’s going around the table asking questions or whatever.
- >Like she’s entirely new to this world.
- “So, Anon! I feel like I hardly know you!”
- >Yeah, you can’t say you know her too well either.
- “What are you into?”
- A. Healthcare
- B. Music
- C. Video Games
- D. Sportz
- __________________________________
- >The guy was a total dick sometimes.
- >But he had his moments.
- >And he was incredibly nice to you over the summer.
- >You start going through your phone.
- >Anon still hasn’t updated his Facebook photo.
- >Not that it mattered, he hardly ever used his Facebook.
- >Except maybe chat once in awhile.
- >You still have a photo of him from the summer, when the two of you went to the beach.
- >You flick through your photo album and giggle at the shenanigans you guys had.
- >A smile creeps up on your face.
- >Revisiting those memories makes you warm and happy.
- >You start drifting off to sleep.
- BZZZZZ
- >You freak out when you feel a vibration on your chest.
- >It’s just your phone.
- >You set an alarm.
- >You reread it.
- Wake up you idiot. If you haven’t shut this off already, you’ve overslept.
- >What the hell? You don’t remember writing that.
- >Pleasant.
- >You look at the time.
- >Shit, it’s 11:45.
- >You’re going to miss your bus.
- >You jump out of bed.
- >Hair is a mess now too.
- >Static electricity.
- >Damn it.
- >You’re going to have take another shower.
- >You notice a pink bottle laying on your dresser.
- >Bottle of shampoo.
- >You pick it up.
- >Sun-ripened strawberry.
- >The one Anon really liked.
- >You put it in the middle pocket of your backpack and grab your suitcase.
- >You head out the door, hop on the bus, and head to the station.
- >Train ride should take only about 30 minutes.
- >You quickly tap a text out.
- Anon: ur a faget
- Fuck, I’m late. :T
- >You try combing your hair in the meantime.
- >Yeah no, that doesn’t work. Ever.
- ________________________________________________
- >Time to mastercraft some lies.
- >You’re into sports.
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEVdca9U9LM
- >Obligatory.
- >Octavia looks at you surprised.
- “Really, Anonymous? I wouldn’t have pegged you as a sports afficionado.”
- >As if you’d want Octavia to peg you as anything.
- >Vinyl joins the convo.
- “So what sports are you into, dude?”
- >Um… y’know.
- >Division 2 NCAA Women’s Soccer.
- >Lyra lights up.
- “Isn’t there a game today? I’m so excited.”
- >Lyra’s awfully energetic.
- >You nom on your fish tacos.
- >Decent. As usual.
- >Colgate and Redheart giggle amongst themselves.
- >Looks like your combination of invitations wasn’t very effective.
- >And there’s no time to be the middleman.
- >You’re done eating!
- “See ya later, Anon!”
- >Colgate says goodbye to you as you wave to five separate girls, and head back into your lobby.
- >It’s almost 1 PM.
- A. Study/Work
- B. Vidya
- C. Nap
- >Time to study.
- >You text Twilight.
- >No answer.
- >Shining Armor’s sitting watching TV in the lobby.
- >Has he seen Twilight?
- “Pff more like, have I NOT seen Twilight.”
- >What does he mean?
- “She’s following me everywhere, dude! Why’d you even introduce me?”
- >You were trying to get his dick wet with some nerd poose!
- “Um, I’m an RA? That’s not allowed?”
- >What if it were allowed?
- “Still no.”
- >inb4 Twilight walks in, hears the whole thing, goes to room, and liks dis if she cris evertim
- >Vibration.
- Twilight: in my room, wannna study?
- >Um, yeah.
- >You head into her room, and wave hello to Rarity...
- >Twilight gets up from her desk and hugs you.
- “You… smell familiar….”
- >Not like you were talking to Shining Armor or anything.
- >She sits at her desk and you take your spot on Twilight’s fuckbed.
- A. study
- B. League
- C. Tell her about Shiny
- >Shining Armor doesn’t like her.
- “What?”
- “Gasp! Anonymous! Don’t be mean to Twilight.”
- >He doesn’t like her.
- “Of course he doesn’t! Not yet at least.”
- >You just talked to him.
- >He thinks she’s… clingy.
- >Can’t get over things.
- >Obsessive.
- >Not the first time, eh?
- “Anonymous, you stop this right now.”
- >Rarity leaps to Twilight’s defense.
- >Well, not leaps.
- >She yells from her bed.
- >Rarity’s too fabulous to leap.
- >Nah bitch, You’re telling this for her own good.
- >Twilight doesn’t need to keep getting hung up on people.
- >She needs to learn to move on.
- >To stop dwelling on things.
- >She did it with her midterms.
- >Capable of moving on from one test to the next.
- >But not capable of learning that there are other fish in the sea, willing to take her bait.
- >Rarity stands down.
- “Anon…”
- >Twilight’s teary.
- “You’re right.”
- >She jumps up from her chair and wraps you up into a hug, her tears staining your least favorite v-neck.
- “I don’t know what to do anymore!”
- >Neither do I, sistah.
- >You keep her in a hug, Rarity inevitably joins, and then you’ve got some ponychan grade hugboxing in here.
- >You’ve got a bit before the game.
- A. Head out to the game early
- B. Vidya
- C. Study
- >You go back to your room to get dressed.
- >Spike’s… taking a nap.
- >Not Leaguing.
- >Wonder what he’s gonna do next quarter?
- >You toss on the one Canterlot U Hoodie that you own.
- >And you’re out the door.
- >Vibration.
- Femanon: hey, where are you?
- >You tell her that you’re headed to the soccer field.
- >You head out to the soccer field.
- >Not too many people have amassed yet.
- >Only the CU team is on the field, shooting penalties.
- >Rainbow Dash stretches.
- >You wave to her.
- _______________________________________
- >2:45 PM
- >You step off the bus.
- >Train ride was pretty uneventful, and the bus ride to the university wasn’t special either.
- >But you were behind schedule.
- >It’s not your fault that you fell asleep at the station… okay maybe it is.
- >A handful of students are gathering at a sports field.
- >But… one person is standing at field level. Standing behind the partition.
- >He’s waving at someone.
- >You check your phone, rereading his text… you’ll be damned if this isn’t a soccer field.
- >He says he’s headed to the soccer field.
- >You do a double take.
- >Is that Anon? He lost weight.
- >Who is he waving at?
- >Some girl with rainbow hair walks up to the partition.
- “Hey Anon! You’re here early.”
- >They hug over the short wall.
- >Anon.
- >That confirms your suspicions… it’s him.
- >How many other people have a name like Anon?
- >The rainbow haired girl chats him up a bit while juggling the ball.
- >They seem to be good friends.
- >Maybe she’s… his new girlfriend?
- >She spots you.
- >Fuck, have you been staring this whole time?
- “Hey dude, who’s that?”
- A. Hide
- B. Say hello.
- C. Pretend to be someone else
- ______________________________________
- >Who’s who?
- “There’s someone just standing… right there, behind you.”
- >The fear arises in your mind.
- >Not another Slenderman incident. Oh God, please.
- >You turn around slowly.
- >It’s…
- “Hey you.”
- >Femanon?
- >You smile and scoop her into a hug.
- “Femanon?”
- >Dash looks at her confused.
- >Dash, this is Femmy.
- >Fem, this is Dashie.
- “I thought I told you-”
- “-not to call me that anymore!”
- >Both girls lash out at you, their eyes piercing you like daggers. They then look at each other and erupt in hot lesbian sex not really, just good natured laughter
- >Fem shakes her head.
- “He got you too, huh?”
- >You all share a laugh, crumpets, and tea as you (being the middle man) regale the two girls of your history with them… carefully avoiding the use of terms like date, waifu, girlfriend, ex, or fuckbuddy.
- >You notice your old friend is carrying a suitcase. Backpack as well.
- >What is she doing with all that stuff?
- “I’m here for the game. And if you’re up for it, I’ll stay the weekend too.”
- >So… she’s staying the weekend?
- >Where is she gonna stay?
- >Pinkie stands up from behind the short wall.
- >Was she hiding there this whole time?
- >And she puts on her best saleswoman voice.
- “Well do I got a room for you!”
- >She hands Fem an application before sliding back down the railing and out of your sight.
- >Femanon cranes her neck over.
- “She’s gone.”
- “That’s Pinkie for ya.”
- >Fem laughs a bit.
- “You have some interesting friends, Anon.”
- “Alright you two. I gotta get warmed up. Wish me luck! Not that I’ll need it.”
- >Rainbow Dash runs back off to the field, doing her dribbly kicky thing.
- >Surprised no footjobs yet.
- >Dash shoots a penalty, which blazes past the GK and stretches the net.
- >Thats why no foot jobs.
- >The clock reads 3:38. Still some time to squeeze before kickoff.
- A. Bring Fem back to the dorms.
- B. Sit on the CU side.
- C. Sit on the UCLA side.
- D. Grab some snax
- _____________________________________
- >Anon motions for you to follow him.
- “Let’s go sit down, huh?”
- >You chase after him, dragging your suitcase along the bleachers.
- >Fuck, your back hurts.
- >Sleeping at a bus stop bench does that to you.
- >Not like you can ask Anon to carry these for you.
- >You don’t have to carry them far because Anon sits pretty close to the field.
- “So, what’s new at UCLA?”
- >Not much.
- >You’re not exactly in the mood for talking about your college experiences.
- >Besides, he seems to be having a lot of fun, especially with all of these girls hanging around him.
- >Has he been sleeping around?
- “Well, you know how irresistible I am.”
- >Resisting urge to gag at the recurrence of the “Anon Fire”.
- >You were joking.
- >Any other friends you should know about?
- “A lot of them.”
- >Oh god, he’s outperforming you.
- >Before you could say anything, you feel a rumbling in your stomach.
- >Oh right, you didn’t eat anything today.
- >The concessions stand is far away.
- >You sigh.
- >Watch over your stuff?
- “Sure thing. Are you getting food? Mind getting me a pretzel dog?”
- >If he’s paying, yeah.
- >You wait for him to hand you cash.
- >Of course, he doesn’t.
- >How the hell did the roles reverse? You were way more social than him in high school.
- >You line up, grabbing cash from your wallet. Cause fuck purses, you don’t want an extra bag to carry.
- __________________________________________________________________________
- >Pretzel Dog… Yeah!
- >Perfect combination between sweet, salty and savory.
- >Dis gon’ be gud.
- >Oh wait, maybe you should have gotten a drink too.
- >Hmm… maybe you shoulda gave her some money.
- >implying you have any
- >You’re a poor college student! What are you supposed to do?
- >Wait… hold on… you feel your brain work.
- >These cogs haven’t moved since yesterday.
- >Oh god, the heat is intense.
- >Logic… Reason… forming!
- >Femanon’s a college student too!
- >Which means she’s probably equally poor.
- >Fuck dammit. You owe her now.
- >Because you always pay back your debts…
- >Right?
- >I think you still owe Spike money.
- >I stopped keeping track of debts and mysteries a while ago.
- >Fem left her stuff here…
- >Oh dammit, you probably should’ve brought them back.
- >The game hasn’t even started yet!
- >Or rather… it’s about to.
- >Maybe you can make it?
- >5 minutes?
- A. Take her bags back.
- B. Stay in your seat.
- C. Look through her bags.
- _____________________________________
- >These prices are steep.
- >Who the fuck pays 9 dollars for a pretzel dog?
- >You watch as the person in front of you hands over some 30 dollars for four of them.
- >There are no words…
- “Hi, how can I help you today?”
- >One pretzel dog, one diet coke, and an order of curly fries.
- >Hope he won’t mind sharing a drink.
- “Alright, that’s one pretzel dog, one order of curlies, and a diet coke. Is that everything today?”
- >Yeah.
- “Your total is 23 dollars.”
- >You sigh.
- >Screw it, you’ll take the hit. It’s Anon… it’s the least you can do.
- >You trade money for food.
- >A lot of food.
- >You didn’t realize how big the pretzel dog was.
- >Or how big the sodas were.
- >You’re going to drop something, you just know it.
- >You carefully balance the paper plates on your arms and take a soda in your free hand.
- “Thank you for your patronage.”
- >Dafuq? She actually said that?
- >You shake your head and carefully walk back to the bleachers.
- >You’re so focused on carrying the food.
- >Not a single drop spilled or crumb fallen.
- >Being a waitress at a diner for a few months probably helped.
- >You set the drink down next to him and take a seat on the other si-
- >Is he wearing your panties?
- >On his head?
- “Sup.”
- >Really? He went through your stuff?
- >You peel your underwear from his face and place it back in your suitcase.
- >Having fun?
- “I’m surprised at you, to be honest.”
- >What?
- “No toys or gadgets? Not even a book?”
- >You jerk a thumb to your backpack.
- >MacBook, iPad, phone, chargers, textbooks. The usual stuff in your go-bag.
- “Oh… I didn’t get there yet.”
- >The crowd begins to cheer, and Anon puts your shit down and brings his attention to the game.
- >Never thought you’d see him with this much school spirit.
- >Fight songs play. You droop your head during CU’s… and you lazily mouth the words to UCLA’s.
- >You watch as your soccer team files out to the field.
- >There’s Cloudchaser.
- >She’s starting?
- >You feel bad for having not gone to any of her games. You barely follow soccer as it is.
- >You see a girl that looks practically identical to her, save for her hair tied up in a pink bow.
- >The hell?
- >You’re eyes are fucked up aren’t they?
- >You can make out a few letters on her jersey.
- >Flint… Flickr?
- >Flitter. Flitter?
- >Are they related? Cloudchaser never told you she had a sister.
- >Maybe you’re just a bad roommate.
- >And… kickoff. Woo.
- >The game’s exciting to watch for [ this much ]
- >And there goes the excitement.
- >Anon falls back into his chair, equally unenthused, starting on that pretzel dog.
- >After a bite, he smiles…
- >Shit, it’s infectious.
- >You smile back at him.
- “What?”
- A. small talk
- B. business talk
- C. Bidnis talk
- ________________________________________
- “How… are you liking that pretzel dog?”
- >Shit, she’s talking about the food.
- >Money guilt settling in.
- >Eyes widen. Veins constrict. Digestion stops.
- >I have one of those three wrong.
- “Anon?”
- >It’s nice. Actually, really good.
- >Might upset your gains though.
- >implying you had any to begin with.
- “So… you go to the gym now? Still playing tennis?”
- >You explain to her that you are forever done with that racket.
- >But yeah, you gym now.
- >With Rainbow Dash no less.
- >Rainbow pushes the ball up the sideline, outplaying one defender before losing the ball.
- “You two must be pretty close.”
- >SHE’S ONTO YOU.
- >Abort Operation Fuckbuddy.
- >The action moves into the CU box, before some good marking gets the ball cleared for a UCLA corner.
- >Rainbow’s not the only close friend you have…
- >There’s… um… Twilight and Applejack.
- “You’re actually reading that book now?”
- >No… Twilight’s one of your friends! She’s super smart… and she tried really hard to get at you this quarter.
- >Fem smirks as you take another mouthful of phallic pretzel dog.
- “And I suppose Applejack isn’t a bowl of cereal?”
- >She’s actually really nice.
- >Honest, hardworking… very caring. A family oriented girl…
- >And she’s got this sweet Texan accent.
- “She sounds really nice…”
- >She might even be here at the game.
- >You take a look around.
- >Nobody familiar.
- >Fem takes a fry or two in her mouth.
- A. small talk
- B. business talk
- C. bizness talk
- _______________________________________
- >These curly fries are good.
- >Like… damn.
- >It’s probably because you haven’t eaten anything in hours, but they have the perfect blend of seasoning, salt, and pepper.
- >Anon gets on his phone.
- “Hey, Octavia? You coming to the game?”
- >Octavia?
- >Holy Roman Empire, Batman.
- “Oh… well there’s someone here I want you to- Huh? Oh… y-yeah… I see her.”
- >He’s waving again.
- >A girl with bright blue hair approaches him.
- “Heya dude. This your latest girlfriend?”
- >Pow, keywords.
- >Girlfriend?
- >Latest?
- >You weren’t… I mean you did date, but-...
- “She’s my best friend from high school.”
- >His words cut into you.
- >Yeah… best friend.
- >You shrug it off.
- >You offer your hand and introduce yourself.
- >Femanon.
- “Vinyl Scratch. DJ Extraordinaire! And… according to Anon, potential porn star.”
- >She hits him on the arm playfully.
- >What the hell’s that supposed to mean?
- “What’s the score?”
- “Still a couple of goose eggs. Dash doesn’t wanna turn it on yet.”
- >Corner kick for CU.
- >They take it short, and swing it around the box, setting up for an easy slot into the right net.
- >Anon stands up and cheers.
- “Nice!”
- >Vinyl and Anon high five each other.
- >Cloudchaser and Flitter both call out to the goalie.
- >Poor Blossomforth.
- >You feel kinda bad for her.
- >And the ref blows a whistle. Halftime?
- “I gotta get back to work. I’m inspired now. Nice meeting you, Fem.”
- >Yep.
- >How long is half time?
- A. Stay on the field
- B. More snax
- C. Drop off your bags
- _______________________________________
- >Fem looks hungry.
- >You put your weiner in her face.
- >She declines politely.
- >You take a bite, and finish off the dog.
- “Anon?”
- >You turn to her…
- “Do me a favor and get some food? Real food? I haven’t eaten all day.”
- >French fries ain’t gonna cut it.
- >You sigh as you stand back up… you owe her.
- “Thanks!”
- >You go out to wait in line at the concession stand.
- >And who do you run into?
- >Um…. uh…
- >Oh, yeah! Pinkie Pie. Makes sense, right?
- “Hey Nonny! How’s your little Femmy fiasco?”
- >You don’t recall telling her Fem’s name.
- “What? Oh, lucky guess!”
- >Yeah, you’re just getting her some food. She bought the first round.
- >Why you’re having a second round is beyond you.
- >Eh, you’ll burn it off somehow.
- >You return with a burger in hand.
- >Now the other hand.
- >And back to the original hand.
- >It’s warm so you’re kinda just juggling it to disperse the heat.
- >Hopefully you don’t drop it.
- >Fem laughs at you.
- “Hot potato? Oh that’s right… you’ve never worked in the food industry.”
- >Pff, this bitch don’t know nuffin’ bout no 15 molar hydrochloric.
- >She grabs the burger from you and places flattened palms on both sides of the wrapper.
- >And holds them there.
- “Get on my level.”
- >She takes a large bite.
- >Game’s back on.
- >UCLA’s scored 2 to CU’s 1.
- >Dash hasn’t really made too big of an impact either.
- A. small talk
- B. business talk
- C. bidness talk
- ____________________________
- >You watch the second half unfold.
- >UCLA 2, CU 1 at 87’
- >You watch as that rainbow girl streaks up the field, calling for the ball.
- >Anon jumps to his feet.
- “Come on Rainbow!”
- >Is this seriously Anon? So enthusiastic.
- >It’s weird.
- >A long ball from midfield makes its way...
- >Right to her feet.
- >Her first touch pushes the ball forward and it’s just her and the goalie.
- >You look at the scoreboard, while Anon’s fixated on the goalposts.
- >Rainbow kicks the ball high and wide.
- >Blossomforth dives for the ball.
- >It deflects off the goalpost and rebounds right back at Dash.
- >She traps the ball with her chest, bouncing it up to eye level.
- >And headbutts it into the goal.
- >The CU crowd roars.
- >Anon’s screaming.
- “YES! RAINBOW DASH!”
- >He starts a chant.
- >It slowly picks up, until half the stadium is screaming her name.
- >You finish the last of your burger and give a small clap.
- >UCLA tries to rush CU in overtime, but fails. Miserably.
- >The referee blows a whistle.
- >You blink.
- >What’s happening?
- “Penalty shootout.”
- >Anon explains what’s happening.
- >The two teams line up.
- >The ref flips a coin.
- >UCLA kicks first.
- >Flitter is up.
- >She kicks the ball to the left side of the net, just beyond the goalie’s reach.
- >CU’s turn.
- >You don’t recognize any of their players except for Rainbow Dash.
- >The kicker hits the ball high.
- >Blossomforth tries to block the ball with her hands.
- >It grazes the top of her fingertips and falls into the net.
- >One to one.
- >Cloudchaser is up.
- >She drives the ball into the net with ease.
- >The goalie dove in the opposite direction.
- >Two to one.
- >Blossomforth resets herself.
- >CU kicker does the exact same thing as the one before.
- >Is Blossomforth alright? She’s having issues with jumping.
- >Tie game. 2-2.
- >You’re starting to get into it.
- >The silence of the crowd. Everyone’s gaze directed towards the kicker.
- >It’s pretty suspenseful.
- >You recognize the kicker as one of your roommate’s study buddies.
- >She wastes no time in getting a goal.
- >Sweet.
- >You notice the crowd has gone silent.
- >CU’s up.
- >Blossomforth doesn’t look so confident.
- >Once again, she doesn’t jump very high, and the ball nicks against her fingertips and flies into the net.
- >Damn.
- >UCLA’s section is groaning.
- “Three to three now.”
- >Anon says.
- >You exhale.
- >You can feel his excitement emanating
- >It’s contagious.
- >You watch as your team’s kicker goes for a low shot.
- >The goalie guessed correctly and screens it with her body.
- >Anon grips the bench tightly, rocking back and forth.
- >His eyes are fixated on one rainbow-haired girl.
- “Come on Rainbow. This is it!”
- >She’s up next.
- >You see her take her place, setting the ball down.
- >You blink once.
- >And hear the loudest noise ever to meet your ears.
- >Anon’s voice piercing through all of it.
- >What was once Rainbow Dash is now a pile of laughing and cheering jerseys.
- >What happened?
- >You didn’t even see Rainbow kick the ball.
- >Did… CU win?
- “Yup! God, this is so awesome!”
- >He gets up… where is he going?
- “Field level!”
- >B-but….
- A. Go with him.
- B. Watch him.
- C. Stay put.
- >You watch as the bleachers around you start to empty.
- >They’re all rushing towards the field, ready to parade their team.
- >You sigh.
- >You still have to watch your bags.
- >And they aren’t your university’s team, so you don’t have any obligation to cheer them on.
- >You don’t exactly know how to react to that.
- >You suppose you should feel happy for him.
- >The two of them are close.
- >Probably as close as you were with him before.
- >As the team takes her away, crowd in tow, Anon looks back at you.
- >He makes his way back.
- “Dorms?”
- >You nod.
- >Dorms.
- >Anon leads the way.
- >You swing your backpack over your shoulder and pull your suitcase behind you.
- >The pair of you walk towards the freshman dorms.
- >You bite your lip.
- >You want to ask him something.
- >It’s stuck in your throat.
- >But you can’t bring yourself to say it.
- >He’s happy, and he’s probably not all that concerned about you.
- >It’s just…
- >He’s your friend.
- >A part of you still wishes you were in summer.
- >Where you two were more than that.
- >You let out a quiet, dejected sigh.
- >He doesn’t need to know that.
- >And it doesn’t really matter.
- >It’s just romance.
- >You’ll get over him. Eventually.
- >He is, and always will be your friend.
- >And you’re not going to cause any drama or cockblock him.
- >He’d do the same to you.
- >He did the same to you, actually.
- >Anon swipes his ID card in the reader beside the door.
- >He holds the door open for you.
- >You give him a nod of thanks.
- ______________________>You run up to field level.
- >Gotta let your bro know how much hypes you have.
- >All 7 hypes.
- >Now you can wish for your best friend to come back to life.
- >Shenlong pls.
- >She comes running to the sideline, makes eye contact with you.
- “Anon! Did you see that?”
- >She’s yelling.
- >You open up the hug gates.
- >Bracing yourself for something real sweaty.
- >And her team takes her away…
- “Oh! Sorry dude! I’ll see you later!”
- >Right… team first.
- >tfw you remember the bonds and love you used to have for your team
- >implying you’ve been on a team
- >Dash and the goalie are getting appreciated so hard.
- >Damn, what you would pay to be in that dogpile.
- >Naked.
- >You turn back around and see Fem, just chilling on the bench.
- >Must be irked that UCLA got beat… by a Div 2 school.
- >You head back up to her.
- >Dorms?
- “Dorms.”
- >The walk over there is pretty quiet.
- >You feel like you’ve caught up already…
- >But you feel like you’re missing or forgetting something.
- >Something you need to say or do...
- >You swipe your card into the lobby, and keep the door open for Fem.
- A. Introduce her to your friends.
- B. Watch TV with her
- C. Go to your room.
- ____________________________
- >Wow… this lobby.
- >High ceilings make you feel good.
- >Nothing compared to Sproul.
- >You admire the scenery as Anon walks you through, and knocks on a door… what looks to be the door to the girls hall.
- “So… you’ve met Dash, Pinkie… hmm.”
- >Vinyl too.
- >Yeah, where’s that Twilight or Applejack guy?
- “Oh… they’re girls.”
- >Anon knocks on the first door.
- >Anon certainly has a lot of girl friends… friend girls.
- >Female friends.
- “This school seems to have a lot of em… I’m not complaining.”
- >Yeah… if you were in his position, you wouldn’t be complaining either.
- “Oh, good evening, darling… And… um, I don’t believe we’ve met? I’m Rarity.”
- >Darling?
- >Is her accent real?
- >You introduce yourself… as Anon’s high school friend.
- >Because apparently that’s all you are from now on.
- >Kind of a shame how it ended.
- “It’s a pleasure, darling.”
- >Likewise.
- >Another girl turns around from her desk inside.
- “Anon? Is that you? Who’s this?”
- “Femanon, from high school. This is Twilight.”
- >She shakes your hand.
- “So you’re Anon’s… high school sweetheart?”
- >Keyword.
- >You shoot him a look.
- >He talks about you? Well, that’s reassuring.
- “Is Flutters home?”
- “Fluttershy’s not in right now… said she was taking care of something?”
- >Lots of girls.
- >Wonder if his roommate is a girl.
- “Who? Spike? Nah, he’s a totally bro. Plays League with me, Rarity, and Twilight.”
- >Twilight, Rainbow, and Rarity.
- >And Vinyl, Pinkie Pie, and Fluttershy.
- >Unique set of names we got here.
- >Any chance there’s something normal?
- >Like I’unno… Tom?
- “Oh, we have a Tom? Do you wanna meet him?”
- >They have a Tom.
- THEY HAVE A TOM.
- >You shake your head.
- >Anon, just tell me the fuck am I sleeping at?
- End day 40.
- Day 40 Summary
- Rainbow arc completed… kinda! you guys made the sex yesternight
- Femanon as temporary dormmate
- Twilight arc advanced!
- Debts paid in full

