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Canter U: Day 40 Friday

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  1. >You check your phone, rereading the text that has made you smile all through the week.
  2. Anon: see you Friday
  3. You: You too. :)
  4. >Was the happyface too clingy? Gosh, you hope not.
  5. >Regardless, it’s Thursday evening and you’re frantically trying to pack your things.
  6. >Last minute, of course. Couldn’t be helped.
  7. >With that big party that was held earlier in the week.
  8. >And your Psych midterm was earlier today. And you were too busy cramming last night to even think about touching your bags.
  9. >But it’s nearly eleven hours til you see him again.
  10. >You’re kind of nervous.
  11. >He seems to be having plenty of fun by himself over in Cuntparkinglot, or whatever the hell it’s called.
  12. >Does he have any new friends? Or maybe even a girlfriend?
  13. >You pause for a moment.
  14. >No way. This is Anonymous we’re talking about.
  15. >He’s not that eager to jump into someone’s pants.
  16. >Is he?
  17. >You flip open your phone cover and drum your fingers on the side.
  18. >Should you even bother texting him? He knows you’re coming.
  19. >Maybe just ask him a few quick clerical questions?
  20. >His school is fucking in the middle of nowhere.
  21. >What if you need to bring something like a rain jacket?
  22. >You decide against it and slap the cover shut.
  23. >Whatever.
  24. >You take a look at the time.
  25. 12:02 AM
  26. >Ten hours fifty-eight minutes to go.
  27. >Not that you’re counting.
  28. >You hear the tumblers in your locked door click.
  29. >It snaps you out of your daze.
  30. >Your roommate kicks open the door and slams it shut.
  31. >Fuck that’s loud.
  32. “Hey…”
  33. >She walks over to her side of the room and collapses on her bed.
  34. >Sup.
  35. “What’s with the bags? You goin’ somewhere? You’re not going to the away game, are you?”
  36. >You nod and tell her about your visit to Cartesian Plot University.
  37. “Why do you need to bring so much?”
  38. >You blink.
  39. >She stares at you.
  40. “Whatever, forget I asked. My alarm’s set for 7. Hit the lights when you’re done.”
  41. >You nod and give her a good night.
  42. >She covers her head with her pillow.
  43.  
  44. “Fem…”
  45. >Huh? Go away.
  46. >You need your sleep.
  47. ”Fem!”
  48. >You feel a pillow hit your back.
  49. >An old alarm clock is ringing.
  50. >You clamp your hands over your ears.
  51. “Fem, wake up. The buses are leaving soon.”
  52. >You bolt upright.
  53. >What?
  54. >You look at your roommate.
  55. >She’s sporting her soccer uniform.
  56. >Lettered hoodie over top reading #3 Cloudchaser.
  57. “Hurry up, while the showers are still open.”
  58. >You grab some clothes and your toiletries from the dresser and dash out to the hallway.
  59. >You hear a whistle blowing in the distance from an open window down the hall.
  60. >Sounds like the track team is out practicing.
  61.  
  62. >Fucking Sproul Hall.
  63. >Even after the renovation, the walls are still terrible at blocking out sound.
  64. >Echoes like crazy.
  65. >Luckily the bathroom is unoccupied.
  66. >You quickly shower up and get dressed.
  67. >You’re back in your room in 10 minutes.
  68. “We have to go now, Fem.”
  69. >Cloudchaser doesn’t seem so happy.
  70. >You quickly slip your MacBook into your bag and pull on the handle of your suitcase.
  71. “... that’s not all going to fit on the bus.”
  72. >You blink.
  73. >Wait… what?
  74. >What are you doing?
  75. >You’re not taking the bus.
  76. “You aren’t?”
  77. >You have a train ticket. It leaves at noon.
  78. >Cloudchaser groans.
  79. “You mean I’ve been waiting for nothing? Dammit Fem…”
  80. >She sighs and grabs her backpack.
  81. “I’ll see you at the game.”
  82. >She heads out the door.
  83. >You look out your window and see her heading towards Sunset Boulevard.
  84. >You yawn and take a quick look at your phone.
  85. 7:25 AM.
  86. >Bus to the train station leaves in 4 hours and 30 minutes. Train leaves in 4 hours 45 minutes.
  87.  
  88. ___________________________________________________
  89. "No class? What do you mean no class?"
  90. >Twilight looks at you frowning.
  91. >No class today! It's... some kind of holiday.
  92. >Labor Day? Flag Day?
  93. >The funny thing here is that it’s actually labor day on Monday.
  94. >Almost.
  95. "Then what am I supposed to do today?"
  96. >You don't know.
  97. >Not like you're complaining though.
  98. >Midterms are real stressful, and you could use some time off.
  99. “How could you be thinking about time off? Finals start Tuesday!”
  100. >This bitch.
  101. >She makes your spirit more damp than you’ve ever made her snatch.
  102. >Good thing you haven’t already woken up, gotten dressed and prepared your bag for the day.
  103. >Wait, you did?
  104. >Well then.
  105. >What now?
  106.  
  107. A. Study/Work
  108. B. Breakfast
  109. C. Vidya
  110. D. Girls hall.
  111.  
  112. >You ask Twilight if you can come into the dorms.
  113. “What for?”
  114. >Gotta see if gamegirl’s ready for game day.
  115. >She walks you over to the girls hall, swiping her ID card into the halls.
  116. >Time to check on Rainbow.
  117. >You knock on the door.
  118. “Oh… Anonymous?”
  119. >Fluttershy?
  120. >Did she steal Winona again?
  121. “N-no! Why would you accuse me of that?”
  122. >You give her a stare, before asking for Rainbow Dash.
  123. “She’s out practicing.”
  124. >This early?
  125. “It’s 11 AM, Anon.”
  126. >Well, time sure flies when I’m not writing
  127. >Well, what is Fluttershy up to?
  128. “I’m just… studying. Nothing too important.”
  129.  
  130. A. small talk
  131. B. business talk
  132. C. Bidniz talk
  133. D. Go elsewhere [specify]
  134.  
  135. >You plop on Rainbow’s bed.
  136. >Lol, you totally banged her in this bed yesterday.
  137. >And Fluttershy is none the wiser.
  138. >How’s Winona doing?
  139. “Hmm? Oh, she’s absolutely happy! She seems to be really content with where she’s living now.”
  140. >Fluttershy frowns.
  141. “But… sadly it couldn’t be with me.”
  142. >Need you remind her that Fluttershy could’ve gotten kicked out for having a pet.
  143. >Twice.
  144. “Oh… Shining Armor would’ve kicked me out?”
  145. >That hasn’t been made clear? Or did she just forget.
  146. >Fluttershy’s such a dolt.
  147. >Moe dolt.
  148. >Your phone vibrates.
  149. >Maybe later, you’ve got bigger fish to fry.
  150. I had fried fish for lunch
  151. >You reassure Fluttershy that there’s a difference between caring for someone and smothering them.
  152. >Just ask Twilight.
  153. “Y-yeah… I suppose you’re right.”
  154. >She goes back to studying.
  155.  
  156. A. Food
  157. B. Study
  158. C. Vidya
  159.  
  160. ______________________________________
  161. >You collapse on your bed and pull out your phone.
  162. (See you around noon) Anon: (no response)
  163. >You sigh.
  164. >There’s no way he’s awake now.
  165. >Knowing him, he probably played video games all night.
  166. >Fuck, you shouldn’t have woken up this early.
  167. >You suppose you could go get breakfast.
  168. >But you don’t want to get up.
  169. >You bury yourself in your covers.
  170. >Cloudchaser had gotten you so riled up to get ready that you didn’t pay much attention to which clothes you grabbed.
  171. >But now that you’re alone, doing nothing, you realize you’re wearing his old shirt from high school.
  172. >From prom night actually.
  173. >It’s like three sizes too big for you.
  174. >You let out a small laugh.
  175. >Prom night.
  176. >The memories are flooding back to you.
  177. >You give a sigh and hug your pillow.
  178. _______________________________________________
  179. >You invite Fluttershy to the dining halls.
  180. “No thank you. I had breakfast recently.”
  181. >Alright…
  182. >You take off, pulling out your phone.
  183. 11:58 AM.
  184. >The game doesn’t start till 4.
  185. >Fem texted you?
  186. Femanon: See you around noon.
  187. >It’s… noon.
  188. Femanon (ur a faget): Fuck I’m late. :T
  189. >You text people. Not going to lunch by yourself.
  190. Colgate (lunch): Sure! I’ll be outside.
  191. Octavia (get lyra, lunch time): I’ll be right out.
  192. >You head outside to the B building entrance.
  193. >Colgate, Redheart….
  194. >Octavia and Lyra.
  195. “Wait up!”
  196. >And Vinyl.
  197. >Octavia sighs and shakes her head.
  198. “Hey Anon! Did you say lunch time?”
  199.  
  200. >What’s for lunch?
  201. >More fish.
  202. >Lyra’s going around the table asking questions or whatever.
  203. >Like she’s entirely new to this world.
  204. “So, Anon! I feel like I hardly know you!”
  205. >Yeah, you can’t say you know her too well either.
  206. “What are you into?”
  207.  
  208. A. Healthcare
  209. B. Music
  210. C. Video Games
  211. D. Sportz
  212. __________________________________
  213. >The guy was a total dick sometimes.
  214. >But he had his moments.
  215. >And he was incredibly nice to you over the summer.
  216. >You start going through your phone.
  217. >Anon still hasn’t updated his Facebook photo.
  218. >Not that it mattered, he hardly ever used his Facebook.
  219. >Except maybe chat once in awhile.
  220. >You still have a photo of him from the summer, when the two of you went to the beach.
  221. >You flick through your photo album and giggle at the shenanigans you guys had.
  222. >A smile creeps up on your face.
  223. >Revisiting those memories makes you warm and happy.
  224. >You start drifting off to sleep.
  225. BZZZZZ
  226. >You freak out when you feel a vibration on your chest.
  227. >It’s just your phone.
  228. >You set an alarm.
  229. >You reread it.
  230. Wake up you idiot. If you haven’t shut this off already, you’ve overslept.
  231. >What the hell? You don’t remember writing that.
  232. >Pleasant.
  233. >You look at the time.
  234. >Shit, it’s 11:45.
  235. >You’re going to miss your bus.
  236. >You jump out of bed.
  237. >Hair is a mess now too.
  238. >Static electricity.
  239. >Damn it.
  240. >You’re going to have take another shower.
  241. >You notice a pink bottle laying on your dresser.
  242. >Bottle of shampoo.
  243. >You pick it up.
  244. >Sun-ripened strawberry.
  245. >The one Anon really liked.
  246. >You put it in the middle pocket of your backpack and grab your suitcase.
  247. >You head out the door, hop on the bus, and head to the station.
  248. >Train ride should take only about 30 minutes.
  249. >You quickly tap a text out.
  250. Anon: ur a faget
  251. Fuck, I’m late. :T
  252. >You try combing your hair in the meantime.
  253. >Yeah no, that doesn’t work. Ever.
  254. ________________________________________________
  255.  
  256. >Time to mastercraft some lies.
  257. >You’re into sports.
  258. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEVdca9U9LM
  259. >Obligatory.
  260. >Octavia looks at you surprised.
  261. “Really, Anonymous? I wouldn’t have pegged you as a sports afficionado.”
  262. >As if you’d want Octavia to peg you as anything.
  263. >Vinyl joins the convo.
  264. “So what sports are you into, dude?”
  265. >Um… y’know.
  266. >Division 2 NCAA Women’s Soccer.
  267. >Lyra lights up.
  268. “Isn’t there a game today? I’m so excited.”
  269. >Lyra’s awfully energetic.
  270. >You nom on your fish tacos.
  271. >Decent. As usual.
  272. >Colgate and Redheart giggle amongst themselves.
  273. >Looks like your combination of invitations wasn’t very effective.
  274. >And there’s no time to be the middleman.
  275. >You’re done eating!
  276.  
  277. “See ya later, Anon!”
  278. >Colgate says goodbye to you as you wave to five separate girls, and head back into your lobby.
  279. >It’s almost 1 PM.
  280.  
  281. A. Study/Work
  282. B. Vidya
  283. C. Nap
  284.  
  285. >Time to study.
  286. >You text Twilight.
  287. >No answer.
  288. >Shining Armor’s sitting watching TV in the lobby.
  289. >Has he seen Twilight?
  290. “Pff more like, have I NOT seen Twilight.”
  291. >What does he mean?
  292. “She’s following me everywhere, dude! Why’d you even introduce me?”
  293. >You were trying to get his dick wet with some nerd poose!
  294. “Um, I’m an RA? That’s not allowed?”
  295. >What if it were allowed?
  296. “Still no.”
  297. >inb4 Twilight walks in, hears the whole thing, goes to room, and liks dis if she cris evertim
  298. >Vibration.
  299. Twilight: in my room, wannna study?
  300. >Um, yeah.
  301.  
  302. >You head into her room, and wave hello to Rarity...
  303. >Twilight gets up from her desk and hugs you.
  304. “You… smell familiar….”
  305. >Not like you were talking to Shining Armor or anything.
  306. >She sits at her desk and you take your spot on Twilight’s fuckbed.
  307.  
  308. A. study
  309. B. League
  310. C. Tell her about Shiny
  311.  
  312. >Shining Armor doesn’t like her.
  313. “What?”
  314. “Gasp! Anonymous! Don’t be mean to Twilight.”
  315. >He doesn’t like her.
  316. “Of course he doesn’t! Not yet at least.”
  317. >You just talked to him.
  318. >He thinks she’s… clingy.
  319. >Can’t get over things.
  320. >Obsessive.
  321. >Not the first time, eh?
  322. “Anonymous, you stop this right now.”
  323. >Rarity leaps to Twilight’s defense.
  324. >Well, not leaps.
  325. >She yells from her bed.
  326. >Rarity’s too fabulous to leap.
  327. >Nah bitch, You’re telling this for her own good.
  328. >Twilight doesn’t need to keep getting hung up on people.
  329. >She needs to learn to move on.
  330. >To stop dwelling on things.
  331. >She did it with her midterms.
  332. >Capable of moving on from one test to the next.
  333. >But not capable of learning that there are other fish in the sea, willing to take her bait.
  334. >Rarity stands down.
  335. “Anon…”
  336. >Twilight’s teary.
  337. “You’re right.”
  338. >She jumps up from her chair and wraps you up into a hug, her tears staining your least favorite v-neck.
  339. “I don’t know what to do anymore!”
  340. >Neither do I, sistah.
  341. >You keep her in a hug, Rarity inevitably joins, and then you’ve got some ponychan grade hugboxing in here.
  342. >You’ve got a bit before the game.
  343.  
  344. A. Head out to the game early
  345. B. Vidya
  346. C. Study
  347.  
  348. >You go back to your room to get dressed.
  349. >Spike’s… taking a nap.
  350. >Not Leaguing.
  351. >Wonder what he’s gonna do next quarter?
  352. >You toss on the one Canterlot U Hoodie that you own.
  353. >And you’re out the door.
  354. >Vibration.
  355. Femanon: hey, where are you?
  356. >You tell her that you’re headed to the soccer field.
  357. >You head out to the soccer field.
  358. >Not too many people have amassed yet.
  359. >Only the CU team is on the field, shooting penalties.
  360. >Rainbow Dash stretches.
  361. >You wave to her.
  362. _______________________________________
  363. >2:45 PM
  364. >You step off the bus.
  365. >Train ride was pretty uneventful, and the bus ride to the university wasn’t special either.
  366. >But you were behind schedule.
  367. >It’s not your fault that you fell asleep at the station… okay maybe it is.
  368. >A handful of students are gathering at a sports field.
  369. >But… one person is standing at field level. Standing behind the partition.
  370. >He’s waving at someone.
  371. >You check your phone, rereading his text… you’ll be damned if this isn’t a soccer field.
  372. >He says he’s headed to the soccer field.
  373. >You do a double take.
  374. >Is that Anon? He lost weight.
  375. >Who is he waving at?
  376. >Some girl with rainbow hair walks up to the partition.
  377. “Hey Anon! You’re here early.”
  378. >They hug over the short wall.
  379. >Anon.
  380. >That confirms your suspicions… it’s him.
  381. >How many other people have a name like Anon?
  382. >The rainbow haired girl chats him up a bit while juggling the ball.
  383. >They seem to be good friends.
  384. >Maybe she’s… his new girlfriend?
  385. >She spots you.
  386. >Fuck, have you been staring this whole time?
  387. “Hey dude, who’s that?”
  388.  
  389. A. Hide
  390. B. Say hello.
  391. C. Pretend to be someone else
  392.  
  393. ______________________________________
  394. >Who’s who?
  395. “There’s someone just standing… right there, behind you.”
  396. >The fear arises in your mind.
  397. >Not another Slenderman incident. Oh God, please.
  398. >You turn around slowly.
  399. >It’s…
  400. “Hey you.”
  401. >Femanon?
  402. >You smile and scoop her into a hug.
  403. “Femanon?”
  404. >Dash looks at her confused.
  405. >Dash, this is Femmy.
  406. >Fem, this is Dashie.
  407. “I thought I told you-”
  408. “-not to call me that anymore!”
  409. >Both girls lash out at you, their eyes piercing you like daggers. They then look at each other and erupt in hot lesbian sex not really, just good natured laughter
  410. >Fem shakes her head.
  411. “He got you too, huh?”
  412. >You all share a laugh, crumpets, and tea as you (being the middle man) regale the two girls of your history with them… carefully avoiding the use of terms like date, waifu, girlfriend, ex, or fuckbuddy.
  413. >You notice your old friend is carrying a suitcase. Backpack as well.
  414. >What is she doing with all that stuff?
  415. “I’m here for the game. And if you’re up for it, I’ll stay the weekend too.”
  416. >So… she’s staying the weekend?
  417. >Where is she gonna stay?
  418. >Pinkie stands up from behind the short wall.
  419. >Was she hiding there this whole time?
  420. >And she puts on her best saleswoman voice.
  421. “Well do I got a room for you!”
  422. >She hands Fem an application before sliding back down the railing and out of your sight.
  423. >Femanon cranes her neck over.
  424. “She’s gone.”
  425. “That’s Pinkie for ya.”
  426. >Fem laughs a bit.
  427. “You have some interesting friends, Anon.”
  428. “Alright you two. I gotta get warmed up. Wish me luck! Not that I’ll need it.”
  429. >Rainbow Dash runs back off to the field, doing her dribbly kicky thing.
  430. >Surprised no footjobs yet.
  431. >Dash shoots a penalty, which blazes past the GK and stretches the net.
  432. >Thats why no foot jobs.
  433. >The clock reads 3:38. Still some time to squeeze before kickoff.
  434.  
  435. A. Bring Fem back to the dorms.
  436. B. Sit on the CU side.
  437. C. Sit on the UCLA side.
  438. D. Grab some snax
  439. _____________________________________
  440. >Anon motions for you to follow him.
  441. “Let’s go sit down, huh?”
  442. >You chase after him, dragging your suitcase along the bleachers.
  443. >Fuck, your back hurts.
  444. >Sleeping at a bus stop bench does that to you.
  445. >Not like you can ask Anon to carry these for you.
  446. >You don’t have to carry them far because Anon sits pretty close to the field.
  447. “So, what’s new at UCLA?”
  448. >Not much.
  449. >You’re not exactly in the mood for talking about your college experiences.
  450. >Besides, he seems to be having a lot of fun, especially with all of these girls hanging around him.
  451. >Has he been sleeping around?
  452. “Well, you know how irresistible I am.”
  453. >Resisting urge to gag at the recurrence of the “Anon Fire”.
  454. >You were joking.
  455. >Any other friends you should know about?
  456. “A lot of them.”
  457. >Oh god, he’s outperforming you.
  458. >Before you could say anything, you feel a rumbling in your stomach.
  459. >Oh right, you didn’t eat anything today.
  460. >The concessions stand is far away.
  461. >You sigh.
  462. >Watch over your stuff?
  463. “Sure thing. Are you getting food? Mind getting me a pretzel dog?”
  464. >If he’s paying, yeah.
  465. >You wait for him to hand you cash.
  466. >Of course, he doesn’t.
  467. >How the hell did the roles reverse? You were way more social than him in high school.
  468. >You line up, grabbing cash from your wallet. Cause fuck purses, you don’t want an extra bag to carry.
  469. __________________________________________________________________________
  470. >Pretzel Dog… Yeah!
  471. >Perfect combination between sweet, salty and savory.
  472. >Dis gon’ be gud.
  473. >Oh wait, maybe you should have gotten a drink too.
  474. >Hmm… maybe you shoulda gave her some money.
  475. >implying you have any
  476. >You’re a poor college student! What are you supposed to do?
  477. >Wait… hold on… you feel your brain work.
  478. >These cogs haven’t moved since yesterday.
  479. >Oh god, the heat is intense.
  480. >Logic… Reason… forming!
  481. >Femanon’s a college student too!
  482. >Which means she’s probably equally poor.
  483. >Fuck dammit. You owe her now.
  484. >Because you always pay back your debts…
  485. >Right?
  486. >I think you still owe Spike money.
  487. >I stopped keeping track of debts and mysteries a while ago.
  488. >Fem left her stuff here…
  489. >Oh dammit, you probably should’ve brought them back.
  490. >The game hasn’t even started yet!
  491. >Or rather… it’s about to.
  492. >Maybe you can make it?
  493. >5 minutes?
  494.  
  495. A. Take her bags back.
  496. B. Stay in your seat.
  497. C. Look through her bags.
  498.  
  499. _____________________________________
  500. >These prices are steep.
  501. >Who the fuck pays 9 dollars for a pretzel dog?
  502. >You watch as the person in front of you hands over some 30 dollars for four of them.
  503. >There are no words…
  504. “Hi, how can I help you today?”
  505. >One pretzel dog, one diet coke, and an order of curly fries.
  506. >Hope he won’t mind sharing a drink.
  507. “Alright, that’s one pretzel dog, one order of curlies, and a diet coke. Is that everything today?”
  508. >Yeah.
  509. “Your total is 23 dollars.”
  510. >You sigh.
  511. >Screw it, you’ll take the hit. It’s Anon… it’s the least you can do.
  512. >You trade money for food.
  513. >A lot of food.
  514. >You didn’t realize how big the pretzel dog was.
  515. >Or how big the sodas were.
  516. >You’re going to drop something, you just know it.
  517. >You carefully balance the paper plates on your arms and take a soda in your free hand.
  518. “Thank you for your patronage.”
  519. >Dafuq? She actually said that?
  520. >You shake your head and carefully walk back to the bleachers.
  521. >You’re so focused on carrying the food.
  522. >Not a single drop spilled or crumb fallen.
  523. >Being a waitress at a diner for a few months probably helped.
  524. >You set the drink down next to him and take a seat on the other si-
  525. >Is he wearing your panties?
  526. >On his head?
  527. “Sup.”
  528.  
  529. >Really? He went through your stuff?
  530. >You peel your underwear from his face and place it back in your suitcase.
  531. >Having fun?
  532. “I’m surprised at you, to be honest.”
  533. >What?
  534. “No toys or gadgets? Not even a book?”
  535. >You jerk a thumb to your backpack.
  536. >MacBook, iPad, phone, chargers, textbooks. The usual stuff in your go-bag.
  537. “Oh… I didn’t get there yet.”
  538. >The crowd begins to cheer, and Anon puts your shit down and brings his attention to the game.
  539. >Never thought you’d see him with this much school spirit.
  540. >Fight songs play. You droop your head during CU’s… and you lazily mouth the words to UCLA’s.
  541. >You watch as your soccer team files out to the field.
  542. >There’s Cloudchaser.
  543. >She’s starting?
  544. >You feel bad for having not gone to any of her games. You barely follow soccer as it is.
  545. >You see a girl that looks practically identical to her, save for her hair tied up in a pink bow.
  546. >The hell?
  547. >You’re eyes are fucked up aren’t they?
  548. >You can make out a few letters on her jersey.
  549. >Flint… Flickr?
  550. >Flitter. Flitter?
  551. >Are they related? Cloudchaser never told you she had a sister.
  552. >Maybe you’re just a bad roommate.
  553. >And… kickoff. Woo.
  554. >The game’s exciting to watch for [ this much ]
  555. >And there goes the excitement.
  556. >Anon falls back into his chair, equally unenthused, starting on that pretzel dog.
  557. >After a bite, he smiles…
  558. >Shit, it’s infectious.
  559. >You smile back at him.
  560. “What?”
  561.  
  562. A. small talk
  563. B. business talk
  564. C. Bidnis talk
  565. ________________________________________
  566. “How… are you liking that pretzel dog?”
  567. >Shit, she’s talking about the food.
  568. >Money guilt settling in.
  569. >Eyes widen. Veins constrict. Digestion stops.
  570. >I have one of those three wrong.
  571. “Anon?”
  572. >It’s nice. Actually, really good.
  573. >Might upset your gains though.
  574. >implying you had any to begin with.
  575. “So… you go to the gym now? Still playing tennis?”
  576. >You explain to her that you are forever done with that racket.
  577. >But yeah, you gym now.
  578. >With Rainbow Dash no less.
  579. >Rainbow pushes the ball up the sideline, outplaying one defender before losing the ball.
  580. “You two must be pretty close.”
  581. >SHE’S ONTO YOU.
  582. >Abort Operation Fuckbuddy.
  583. >The action moves into the CU box, before some good marking gets the ball cleared for a UCLA corner.
  584. >Rainbow’s not the only close friend you have…
  585. >There’s… um… Twilight and Applejack.
  586. “You’re actually reading that book now?”
  587. >No… Twilight’s one of your friends! She’s super smart… and she tried really hard to get at you this quarter.
  588. >Fem smirks as you take another mouthful of phallic pretzel dog.
  589. “And I suppose Applejack isn’t a bowl of cereal?”
  590. >She’s actually really nice.
  591. >Honest, hardworking… very caring. A family oriented girl…
  592. >And she’s got this sweet Texan accent.
  593. “She sounds really nice…”
  594. >She might even be here at the game.
  595. >You take a look around.
  596. >Nobody familiar.
  597. >Fem takes a fry or two in her mouth.
  598.  
  599. A. small talk
  600. B. business talk
  601. C. bizness talk
  602. _______________________________________
  603. >These curly fries are good.
  604. >Like… damn.
  605. >It’s probably because you haven’t eaten anything in hours, but they have the perfect blend of seasoning, salt, and pepper.
  606. >Anon gets on his phone.
  607. “Hey, Octavia? You coming to the game?”
  608. >Octavia?
  609. >Holy Roman Empire, Batman.
  610. “Oh… well there’s someone here I want you to- Huh? Oh… y-yeah… I see her.”
  611. >He’s waving again.
  612. >A girl with bright blue hair approaches him.
  613. “Heya dude. This your latest girlfriend?”
  614. >Pow, keywords.
  615. >Girlfriend?
  616. >Latest?
  617. >You weren’t… I mean you did date, but-...
  618. “She’s my best friend from high school.”
  619. >His words cut into you.
  620. >Yeah… best friend.
  621. >You shrug it off.
  622. >You offer your hand and introduce yourself.
  623. >Femanon.
  624. “Vinyl Scratch. DJ Extraordinaire! And… according to Anon, potential porn star.”
  625. >She hits him on the arm playfully.
  626. >What the hell’s that supposed to mean?
  627. “What’s the score?”
  628. “Still a couple of goose eggs. Dash doesn’t wanna turn it on yet.”
  629. >Corner kick for CU.
  630. >They take it short, and swing it around the box, setting up for an easy slot into the right net.
  631. >Anon stands up and cheers.
  632. “Nice!”
  633. >Vinyl and Anon high five each other.
  634. >Cloudchaser and Flitter both call out to the goalie.
  635. >Poor Blossomforth.
  636. >You feel kinda bad for her.
  637. >And the ref blows a whistle. Halftime?
  638. “I gotta get back to work. I’m inspired now. Nice meeting you, Fem.”
  639. >Yep.
  640. >How long is half time?
  641.  
  642. A. Stay on the field
  643. B. More snax
  644. C. Drop off your bags
  645. _______________________________________
  646. >Fem looks hungry.
  647. >You put your weiner in her face.
  648. >She declines politely.
  649. >You take a bite, and finish off the dog.
  650. “Anon?”
  651. >You turn to her…
  652. “Do me a favor and get some food? Real food? I haven’t eaten all day.”
  653. >French fries ain’t gonna cut it.
  654. >You sigh as you stand back up… you owe her.
  655. “Thanks!”
  656. >You go out to wait in line at the concession stand.
  657. >And who do you run into?
  658. >Um…. uh…
  659. >Oh, yeah! Pinkie Pie. Makes sense, right?
  660. “Hey Nonny! How’s your little Femmy fiasco?”
  661. >You don’t recall telling her Fem’s name.
  662. “What? Oh, lucky guess!”
  663. >Yeah, you’re just getting her some food. She bought the first round.
  664. >Why you’re having a second round is beyond you.
  665. >Eh, you’ll burn it off somehow.
  666.  
  667. >You return with a burger in hand.
  668. >Now the other hand.
  669. >And back to the original hand.
  670. >It’s warm so you’re kinda just juggling it to disperse the heat.
  671. >Hopefully you don’t drop it.
  672. >Fem laughs at you.
  673. “Hot potato? Oh that’s right… you’ve never worked in the food industry.”
  674. >Pff, this bitch don’t know nuffin’ bout no 15 molar hydrochloric.
  675. >She grabs the burger from you and places flattened palms on both sides of the wrapper.
  676. >And holds them there.
  677. “Get on my level.”
  678. >She takes a large bite.
  679. >Game’s back on.
  680. >UCLA’s scored 2 to CU’s 1.
  681. >Dash hasn’t really made too big of an impact either.
  682.  
  683. A. small talk
  684. B. business talk
  685. C. bidness talk
  686. ____________________________
  687. >You watch the second half unfold.
  688. >UCLA 2, CU 1 at 87’
  689. >You watch as that rainbow girl streaks up the field, calling for the ball.
  690. >Anon jumps to his feet.
  691. “Come on Rainbow!”
  692. >Is this seriously Anon? So enthusiastic.
  693. >It’s weird.
  694. >A long ball from midfield makes its way...
  695. >Right to her feet.
  696. >Her first touch pushes the ball forward and it’s just her and the goalie.
  697. >You look at the scoreboard, while Anon’s fixated on the goalposts.
  698. >Rainbow kicks the ball high and wide.
  699. >Blossomforth dives for the ball.
  700. >It deflects off the goalpost and rebounds right back at Dash.
  701. >She traps the ball with her chest, bouncing it up to eye level.
  702. >And headbutts it into the goal.
  703. >The CU crowd roars.
  704. >Anon’s screaming.
  705. “YES! RAINBOW DASH!”
  706. >He starts a chant.
  707. >It slowly picks up, until half the stadium is screaming her name.
  708. >You finish the last of your burger and give a small clap.
  709. >UCLA tries to rush CU in overtime, but fails. Miserably.
  710. >The referee blows a whistle.
  711. >You blink.
  712. >What’s happening?
  713. “Penalty shootout.”
  714. >Anon explains what’s happening.
  715. >The two teams line up.
  716. >The ref flips a coin.
  717. >UCLA kicks first.
  718. >Flitter is up.
  719. >She kicks the ball to the left side of the net, just beyond the goalie’s reach.
  720. >CU’s turn.
  721. >You don’t recognize any of their players except for Rainbow Dash.
  722. >The kicker hits the ball high.
  723. >Blossomforth tries to block the ball with her hands.
  724. >It grazes the top of her fingertips and falls into the net.
  725. >One to one.
  726. >Cloudchaser is up.
  727. >She drives the ball into the net with ease.
  728. >The goalie dove in the opposite direction.
  729. >Two to one.
  730. >Blossomforth resets herself.
  731. >CU kicker does the exact same thing as the one before.
  732. >Is Blossomforth alright? She’s having issues with jumping.
  733.  
  734. >Tie game. 2-2.
  735. >You’re starting to get into it.
  736. >The silence of the crowd. Everyone’s gaze directed towards the kicker.
  737. >It’s pretty suspenseful.
  738. >You recognize the kicker as one of your roommate’s study buddies.
  739. >She wastes no time in getting a goal.
  740. >Sweet.
  741. >You notice the crowd has gone silent.
  742. >CU’s up.
  743. >Blossomforth doesn’t look so confident.
  744. >Once again, she doesn’t jump very high, and the ball nicks against her fingertips and flies into the net.
  745. >Damn.
  746. >UCLA’s section is groaning.
  747. “Three to three now.”
  748. >Anon says.
  749. >You exhale.
  750. >You can feel his excitement emanating
  751. >It’s contagious.
  752. >You watch as your team’s kicker goes for a low shot.
  753. >The goalie guessed correctly and screens it with her body.
  754. >Anon grips the bench tightly, rocking back and forth.
  755. >His eyes are fixated on one rainbow-haired girl.
  756. “Come on Rainbow. This is it!”
  757. >She’s up next.
  758. >You see her take her place, setting the ball down.
  759. >You blink once.
  760. >And hear the loudest noise ever to meet your ears.
  761. >Anon’s voice piercing through all of it.
  762. >What was once Rainbow Dash is now a pile of laughing and cheering jerseys.
  763. >What happened?
  764. >You didn’t even see Rainbow kick the ball.
  765. >Did… CU win?
  766. “Yup! God, this is so awesome!”
  767. >He gets up… where is he going?
  768. “Field level!”
  769. >B-but….
  770.  
  771. A. Go with him.
  772. B. Watch him.
  773. C. Stay put.
  774.  
  775. >You watch as the bleachers around you start to empty.
  776. >They’re all rushing towards the field, ready to parade their team.
  777. >You sigh.
  778. >You still have to watch your bags.
  779. >And they aren’t your university’s team, so you don’t have any obligation to cheer them on.
  780. >You don’t exactly know how to react to that.
  781. >You suppose you should feel happy for him.
  782. >The two of them are close.
  783. >Probably as close as you were with him before.
  784. >As the team takes her away, crowd in tow, Anon looks back at you.
  785. >He makes his way back.
  786. “Dorms?”
  787. >You nod.
  788. >Dorms.
  789. >Anon leads the way.
  790. >You swing your backpack over your shoulder and pull your suitcase behind you.
  791. >The pair of you walk towards the freshman dorms.
  792. >You bite your lip.
  793. >You want to ask him something.
  794. >It’s stuck in your throat.
  795. >But you can’t bring yourself to say it.
  796. >He’s happy, and he’s probably not all that concerned about you.
  797. >It’s just…
  798. >He’s your friend.
  799. >A part of you still wishes you were in summer.
  800. >Where you two were more than that.
  801. >You let out a quiet, dejected sigh.
  802. >He doesn’t need to know that.
  803. >And it doesn’t really matter.
  804. >It’s just romance.
  805. >You’ll get over him. Eventually.
  806. >He is, and always will be your friend.
  807. >And you’re not going to cause any drama or cockblock him.
  808. >He’d do the same to you.
  809. >He did the same to you, actually.
  810. >Anon swipes his ID card in the reader beside the door.
  811. >He holds the door open for you.
  812. >You give him a nod of thanks.
  813.  
  814. ______________________>You run up to field level.
  815. >Gotta let your bro know how much hypes you have.
  816. >All 7 hypes.
  817. >Now you can wish for your best friend to come back to life.
  818. >Shenlong pls.
  819. >She comes running to the sideline, makes eye contact with you.
  820. “Anon! Did you see that?”
  821. >She’s yelling.
  822. >You open up the hug gates.
  823. >Bracing yourself for something real sweaty.
  824. >And her team takes her away…
  825. “Oh! Sorry dude! I’ll see you later!”
  826. >Right… team first.
  827. >tfw you remember the bonds and love you used to have for your team
  828. >implying you’ve been on a team
  829. >Dash and the goalie are getting appreciated so hard.
  830. >Damn, what you would pay to be in that dogpile.
  831. >Naked.
  832. >You turn back around and see Fem, just chilling on the bench.
  833. >Must be irked that UCLA got beat… by a Div 2 school.
  834.  
  835. >You head back up to her.
  836. >Dorms?
  837. “Dorms.”
  838. >The walk over there is pretty quiet.
  839. >You feel like you’ve caught up already…
  840. >But you feel like you’re missing or forgetting something.
  841. >Something you need to say or do...
  842. >You swipe your card into the lobby, and keep the door open for Fem.
  843.  
  844. A. Introduce her to your friends.
  845. B. Watch TV with her
  846. C. Go to your room.
  847. ____________________________
  848. >Wow… this lobby.
  849. >High ceilings make you feel good.
  850. >Nothing compared to Sproul.
  851. >You admire the scenery as Anon walks you through, and knocks on a door… what looks to be the door to the girls hall.
  852. “So… you’ve met Dash, Pinkie… hmm.”
  853. >Vinyl too.
  854. >Yeah, where’s that Twilight or Applejack guy?
  855. “Oh… they’re girls.”
  856. >Anon knocks on the first door.
  857. >Anon certainly has a lot of girl friends… friend girls.
  858. >Female friends.
  859. “This school seems to have a lot of em… I’m not complaining.”
  860. >Yeah… if you were in his position, you wouldn’t be complaining either.
  861. “Oh, good evening, darling… And… um, I don’t believe we’ve met? I’m Rarity.”
  862. >Darling?
  863. >Is her accent real?
  864. >You introduce yourself… as Anon’s high school friend.
  865. >Because apparently that’s all you are from now on.
  866. >Kind of a shame how it ended.
  867. “It’s a pleasure, darling.”
  868. >Likewise.
  869. >Another girl turns around from her desk inside.
  870. “Anon? Is that you? Who’s this?”
  871. “Femanon, from high school. This is Twilight.”
  872. >She shakes your hand.
  873. “So you’re Anon’s… high school sweetheart?”
  874. >Keyword.
  875. >You shoot him a look.
  876. >He talks about you? Well, that’s reassuring.
  877. “Is Flutters home?”
  878. “Fluttershy’s not in right now… said she was taking care of something?”
  879. >Lots of girls.
  880. >Wonder if his roommate is a girl.
  881. “Who? Spike? Nah, he’s a totally bro. Plays League with me, Rarity, and Twilight.”
  882. >Twilight, Rainbow, and Rarity.
  883. >And Vinyl, Pinkie Pie, and Fluttershy.
  884. >Unique set of names we got here.
  885. >Any chance there’s something normal?
  886. >Like I’unno… Tom?
  887. “Oh, we have a Tom? Do you wanna meet him?”
  888. >They have a Tom.
  889. THEY HAVE A TOM.
  890. >You shake your head.
  891. >Anon, just tell me the fuck am I sleeping at?
  892.  
  893. End day 40.
  894. Day 40 Summary
  895. Rainbow arc completed… kinda! you guys made the sex yesternight
  896. Femanon as temporary dormmate
  897. Twilight arc advanced!
  898. Debts paid in full