Canter U: Day 4 Thursday [Realistically Speaking]

>Day starts like any other. Shit, shower, shave, shlep.

>You toss on your v-neck and jeans (that you paid a shitload of money for) and sling your bag around your back.

>Spike's sleeping in... musta been Leaguing too long.

>You walk out of your hall and see a hobbling Rainbro Dash talking to Rarity.

>Knowing her, she's probably gonna use the excuse of pain to not go to class and have Rarity do errthang.

>What a cunt. But she's still your bro...

>Cuntbro.

>Twilight's also in the lobby, talking to that Flash Sentry guy from your hall.

"I'm sorry Mr. Sentry, but I have a steady boyfriend now!"

>She turns around and spots you.

"And there he is!"

>She comes running to you and clings onto your arm again, and tiptoes to kiss your cheek.

>The look of defeat on that Sentry guy is succulent, but your arm's starting to develop an imprint of Twilight.

"Let's go to class, boo!"

>I mean, I know I let you guys fuck her after 2.5 days which in retrospect was a bad/good idea

>But this girl isn't yo' steady boo thang... yet.

>implying you do or you don't want said thing to occur.

 

>Y'all niggas sit down in class.

 

A, Notes

B. Talk to Twilight

C. Goof off/Nap

D. Make plans. (http://pastebin.com/7BVxC7XQ)

 

>You're feeling pretty good today so you pay attention to lecture.

>Turns out speed and velocity aren't the same thing!

>Also gravity = ~10 m/s

>You're scritching away at your notebook for a bit when Twilight kisses your cheek.

>She's beaming at you and whispers a little:

"You're such a good student, Anon."

>Ear whispering... same feeling as sitting on a cold toilet seat.

>Turns me the fuck on.

No? Just me?

>Eventually, class is over and you and Twi-twi are headed off to your next classes.

>Microscope Use 30A

>You swear, Bio lab is so easy.

>And you get a little break from Twilight.

>In any case, you spend bio lab drawing bacterial membranes and shit, while adjusting a microscope here and there.

>Fluttershy looks over at your drawings and giggles a bit. Applejack does the same.

"Partner, looks lihke yew could use a li'l help with them drawrins. They look uglier than Granny Smith's cheeks if they were dried up in the sun."

>Mental pictures won't go away.

>And yeah, you agree with them. Maybe you'll ask Rarity or something for tips on drawing.

>She's an artist, right?

>In any case, you guys get your shit done... and jump into a 2 hour break.

>You check your phone.

>Text from CU Central: We've got some commotion going on today on the campus Greens! Food, music, and fun!

 

A. Back to them dorms

B. Lunch at the dining halls

C. Go to the Greens.

 

>Fuck it, CU Central hasn't let you down thus far.

>It's been 4 days.

>You head off to the Greens followed by AJ and Fluttershy, texting the purple girl roomies.

>Hopefully a bit of festivities will soothe the burn that your swag applied to them.

>Twilight says that she'd

"luv too <3 but I'm still working in Celly's lab. :((("

>And Rarity's like

"k"

>Fuck, she's totes angry.

 

>In a matter of minutes, you all reach the Greens and meet up with Rarity.

>AJ honestly tells her how you suck shit at drawing and Rarity generously offers to give you some lessons eventually.

Why elements

>Pinkie Pie spots you guys and gives you a long winded speech about

"Omigosh this is soooo much fun! Have you had the XUM desserts we made?"

>The Greens is populated with a large crowd of students, an equal number of booths and some really hip sounding band is "delivering their sound"

>So hip.

 

You got 2 hours to kill. Pick 2.

A. Get some grub.

B. Watch the band.

C. Scout out the booths.

D. Talk to a party member.

 

>First thing's first. Time for some chow.

>After walking around a bit, you decide to stick with the Chicano Club's tacos.

>Ya no es la hora, por favor.

>You get a carne asada one, and a chicken one.

>They're absolutely delicious.

>You glance over and offer some to Rarity, who politely turns it down.

>While AJ and Shy are waiting in line to buy some XUM cakes from Pinkie, you and Rarity sit away from the band giving you two a chance to talk.

>Is she sure she's okay?

"Anon, darling, there's no need to worry about me. I'm absolutely fine."

>You sense doubt, because that's like... your bloodline ability or someshit.

>xth for OP perks and abilities in a CYOA

>Rarity, if there's something bothering you, she should tell you.

>I mean, how else are you gonna rebuild the trust between you two other than forcing it out of her yourself?

>She sighs and looks you in the eye.

>You both see the girls coming back.

>She hurries with her statement.

"You, Rainbow, and I. Her room. After class."

>#threesome

>AJ offers some cake in exchange for the chicken taco.

>Lol fuck no.

>You guys scarf down your food and chat about something on TV before heading off to your respective classes.

 

>Physics lab.

>Twilight's sitting at the lab station, and Flash Sentry is nowhere to be seen. Instead, you see some girl wearing a sky blue shawl, wearing a sparkling knit cap.

>They're arguing something about toxicity of nanoparticles.

"But the Great and Powerful Trixie will not give up!"

>They take a bit to acknowledge your presence, Twilight moreso than Trixie.

>The teacher writes a bit on the whiteboard about what you're doing today and dismisses you to work.

 

A. Work on lab

B. Talk to Trixie

C. Goof off.

D. Talk to Twilight.

 

>You set up the gravity testing apparatus.

>By that, I mean, you pick up the ball, and drop it to the ground.

>While you're drawing a net force diagram and forgetting the normal force, you decide to strike up some conversation.

>You're ahead enough. You can start talking.

>You tell Trixie how you're Anon, and start telling her everything interesting about you.

>That didn't take long.

"Oh, you're the one who's Twilight's extremely special significant other."

>Pretty soon she starts dominating conversation, as you roll the toy car down a ramp.

>Talking about how she was top of her class in high school, and prom queen, and had the leading role in their theater adaptation of Avatar.

>Twilight shakes her head at her and scoots closer to you, taking your hand again, as she writes with her other hand.

>Good thing you're a lefty.

 

>You head off to Psych class and sit closer to the front with Pinkie.

>Professor Discord seems like a really interesting guy and the class isn't very intensive.

>Pay attention or goof off. You learn either way.

 

A. Take notes

B. Talk to Pink

C. Goof off.

D. Nap.

 

>While learning a little bit about how Freud was the most OP guy in the field, you take the liberty to talk to Pinkie.

so hard to write

>You ask her a bit about how she likes the Chi Up Mu.

"Oh my sissies are just so much fun, Nonny! They're really superduper cute and we always have so much fun together at parties! I should introduce them to you!"

>Are they sluts?

"Yuparoonie!"

>But they'd never put out for you. You're not frat affiliated.

>Like this one time I was at a concert and I didn't get any because same reason.

but that's a personal story

>You tell Ponko to just hit you up if there's ever a party.

>She hits you.

"Oh! You mean text! I'm so sillywilly!"

>She gives you the OkDokLoc and you go back to notes.

>Class lets out and you two head back to the dorms.

 

A. Back to your room.

B. Get your gains at the gym.

C. Get some food.

D. Visit someone.

 

>Rarity said something about an orgy earlier today, right?

>You ask Pinkie to let her into the girls' hall.

>As she leaves off to her room, you raid the girls' fridge for leftovers and a Capri-sun.

>Smooth move, Anon. Now you're not hungry!

>After disposing of the evidence, you pass by Dash's room and invite yourself in.

"Hey, dude, how was class?"

>Dash is laid up in bed, relaxing her ankle on a bed of ice.

>It was fine enough. You give her the fist and ask her about the ankle.

"Gah, you don't even know! I wanna run sooooo bad! I'm way bored."

>You tell her that she and Rarity wanted to:

>you make the airquotes.

>"Talk".

>She yells from her bed.

"RARITY, ANON'S HERE!"

>While you wait for her to show, you move down toward's Dash's ankle.

>You never understood the concept of swelling and injuries until just now.

>Other than that, Dash's foot looks nice. inb4 foot fetish

>Rarity shows up, says hello and shuts the door.

>boner prepared for launch.

"Okay, Anonymous dear... now don't get angry..."

"But it's about your girl, Twilight."

 

A. Get angry and leave

B. Hear them out

C. >rape and >get arrested

 

an>What about Twilight?

"She's... more than infatuated with you."

"She's ultra clingy, bro."

>Now that you think about it, yeah.

"She hasn't been studying... and I keep hearing her moaning your name at night."

>Mental images of Twilight tenderly touching the fiefdom that you've conquered the other night.

>Maybe it's because she's been so permavirgin, that she just has no idea how to handle it.

>Or maybe she has a worship wall of you.

>Some Helga G. Pataki grade worship wall.

>Rarity stands you up and walks you to her room.

>Yup, worship wall.

>You head back to Dash's room.

>Never realized how messy her side of the room was, though.

>So what do they think you should do?

"You gotta let her down, bro."

"Well... if you break up with her... then she could be extremely devastated."

>Break up?

>implying you were together to begin with.

>It's been less than 2 days.

>And what do they care? They've been friends for like, 4 days?

"Well, Anon, what do you think?"

 

A. Defend Twilight

B. Play it cool and "stay" with Twilight.

C. Consider letting her down.

 

>You don't want Twilight to die. You figure you can just let her live out her fantasy... at least until it starts to kill one of you.

>She's gonna stay infatuated with you, and maybe she'll cut off your dick and worship it forever.

>Maybe her grades will drop and she'll realize the issue.

>Just as long as you're keeping your eyes open.

>There's some fine ass girls at this school.

>I mean... it's not like you two are an official item.

>Check Facebook. Not official. There.

"Oh... Hey dude, check this out."

>Dash motions you over to her laptop.

>There's the relationship status on Facebook.

"Darling, what you're doing right now cannot possibly be good in the long run."

>Well... what can you say. you're bad at planning.

>And you figure you're just gonna have to play this whole situation by ear.

>And you gotta remember to talk to Twilight soon about this. The sooner the better.

>And a familiar voice from behind you. Twilight.

"Anon?! What are you doing with Rainbow Dash and Rarity?"

>Wasn't the door locked?

 

A. Keep her inside and have a group talk.

B. Take her outside and talk between the two of you.

C. Tell a joke about >rape

D. Fuckin' bounce back to your hall.

 

>You feel the power of four letter words and greentext consume you.

>The power is overwhelming

>Show me the money

>Starcraft cheats. Why can't you?lel i'm funnee

>rraaa

>Ahem

>Rarity and you were just checking up on Dash's ankle.

>Your eyes shift to Dash, who is smiling uncomfortably, indicative of an ankle that was in pain.

>Can you talk to Twilight for a minute, guys?

>They play along and shoo you out of the room.

>You take it back to her room.

"Gee Anon... let me get a bit more comfortab-"

>You stop her from taking off her shirt... then think about it for a while, then realize how much more fun this talk would be if she were topless.

>She takes off her shirt and starts to kiss you.

>You pull away like Naked Snake and tell her that you need to talk.

>You ask her about her grades and how she's been lately.

"I've just been amazing, Anon. I'm taking the studying a little bit easier, because I know how much you like to slack off."

>She says that last bit as seductively as possible.

>Which means, not really.

>You tell her how she's been really clingy lately.

>She doesn't understand the concept.

>You give her the signs of clinginess.

"That's just because I love you, Anon."

>She kisses you on the cheek.

>You try to put as much backspin on the following statement as possible.

>You tell her that you need a little bit of space too. And that it's looking like she's desperate and doesn't know what she's doing.

"B-but... I don't know what I'm doing."

>She starts to deflate a bit.

>You tell her that you like seeing her as the confident Twilight Sparkle that always knows what she's doing. The girl you see in lab and in class.

>She perks back up and kisses you on the cheek.

"Thanks Anon."

>Hopefully that turned out well.

>She puts her shirt back on.

>mission accomplished.

 

A. obligatory "action/business"

B. Back to your room to League/work/call it a day

C. Go back to Rarity and Dash for a status report.

 

>You tell Twilight you're gonna check back up on Dash.

>She stifles the jealous clinginess for a bit and then smiles at you.

"Sure thing, Anon... I'll get to studying."

>Damn, you love it when a bitch does what you tell her to.

 

"Hey bro, how'd it go?"

>You tread through Dash's clothes lying on the floor.

>Rarity hands Dash her notes from today and looks at you.

"Is Twilight okay?"

>You tell her that you told her to be a little less touch me and a little more 16 candles.

>I haven't made a music joke in a while, okay? I'm a bit rusty.

>Plus Fall Out Boy is pleb tier enough for pleb jokes.

>Despite any lingering doubt, you tell the girls that it's going to work out and if things get hairy, then it's going to have to end...

>For the better of both of you.

"Well... you handled that well, Anonymous. I don't hear her crying or yelling over there."

>Rarity hands over the rest of her notes and leaves the room.

"I'll see you later, Darling."

>Dash takes the ice off her ankle.

"And I gotta get my leftovers and Capri-sun from the fridge... Let's try walking."

>Oh shit.

>She stands up slowly, takes a step, and then sits back down.

"Yep... not happening. Do me a solid, Anon?"

>You check the clock and figure it's a better time to say this than last time.

>You say "sweet dreams baybee!" and fuckin' bounce.

 

End Day 4.

Day 4 Summary:

Conflicts resolved with Rarity

Rainbow Healing ~15%

Grades increasing

Twilight less Clingy.