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Canter U: Day 36 Monday

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  1. >Wake up in the morning.
  2. >Monday again?
  3. >I don't know, you feel like you actually wanna go to class today.
  4. >You feel motivated.
  5. >Spike gets up about the same time you do, and goes back to playing League.
  6. >You go get showered.
  7. >Sweet relief. The water feels amazing as it covers your whole body.
  8. >Speaking of covering your whole body...
  9. >It's cold outside.
  10. >Sweater, T-shirt, and jeans.
  11. >No hood today.
  12. >It doesn't look like a hood kind of weather.
  13. >Grab your bag, out to the lobby!
  14. "Morning, Anonymous!"
  15. >Everybody else in your little science crew seems to be pretty bundled up.
  16. >Scarves seen their first appearance of the school year.
  17. >Especially Twilight's.
  18. >You totally got that for her birthday... right?
  19. >Not some lame book about kids in space.
  20. >You head over to the lecture hall.
  21.  
  22. A. Notes
  23. B. Twilight
  24. C. Applejack
  25. D. Fluttershy
  26. E. Goof off/nap.
  27.  
  28. >Notes time!
  29. >You take out your notebook, properly titled bio.
  30. >With a couple pictures of cells and junk.
  31. >Thanks to a bit of boredom, you figure you can at least study while goofing off.
  32. >Kinda.
  33. >Scribbling through your notes, you try to piece together everything you've learned.
  34. >You have a midterm on Wednesday on this shit.
  35. >You have no chance to survive make your time.
  36. >More notes more notes more notes.
  37. >Ooh! A vibration!
  38. >You pull out your phone, and put it on your dick.
  39. >Feelsgud.jpg
  40. >Who is it from?
  41. Femanon: Midterm week. :T
  42. >Lol, can't complain. you're in the same boat.
  43. >You send out a text or two.
  44. Colgate (first aid): sure? Redheart can try. she's not certified to teach though. Stop texting in class!
  45. >A paper ball hits your head.
  46. >Fucking Colgate.
  47.  
  48. >You meet the two health girls after class.
  49. >Redheart's stretching.
  50. "You ready, Anon?"
  51. >Out here in public?
  52. >Colgate nods.
  53. >You put your bag down.
  54. >Twilight, AJ, and Flutters come out of the hall.
  55. "Hey... we're gonna go study. Wanna come?"
  56.  
  57. A. Study
  58. B. First Aid
  59. C. Ditch.
  60.  
  61. >Well... might as well learn something that can benefit you.
  62. >And plus, this lesson's free!
  63. >You head to a room out near the greens.
  64. "Most of these rooms are usually free around this hour. No class."
  65. >Well, that's great.
  66. >You, DDS and NP head into the rooms, turning on the light, and dropping your shit off.
  67. "Also! This is actually our clubroom. So we have a lot of dummies lying around!"
  68. >From the looks of it, you only see two dummies.
  69. >And that's these two girls.
  70. >Hah, got 'em.
  71. >Colgate and Redheart spread out looking through the room, and eventually one of them finds a practice mannequin
  72. >Complete with collapsable chest.
  73. >You have a lot of fun ramming your hands into his chest, making it compress slightly.
  74. >You feel like a serial murderer.
  75. >'sgud feelin.
  76. "So... you gotta do it like this."
  77. >Redheart checks the pulse, does compressions, and then performs mouth to mouth.
  78. >Colgate stands back and watches.
  79.  
  80. A. try it out for yourself.
  81. B. Colgate
  82. C. Redheart
  83. D. Turn off the lights.
  84.  
  85. >You turn off the lights.
  86. >They're bound to get you off now.
  87. >Time for a little fucking.
  88. >Someone flips the lights back on.
  89. "Nice try, Anon."
  90. >Aw... come on!
  91. >It's midterms week!
  92. "So?"
  93. >We all need to burn a little stress.
  94. >The two girls think simultaneously.
  95. >And the lights go off.
  96. >And the pants go off.
  97. >And the dick goes in.
  98. >And the voice goes out.
  99. >And the fun goes around.
  100. >And the dick goes out.
  101. >And the dick goes in.
  102. >In.
  103. >Out.
  104. >That's what this CYOA's all about.
  105. I love me some animal fries, doe.
  106.  
  107. >You cuddle with two panting and tired bodies.
  108. >Don't know who's who.
  109. >But, you're in the middle.
  110. >Spoon sandwich.
  111. >You know how cute this moment would be with the lights on?
  112. >You get up and flip the lights on.
  113. >They're gone.
  114. >And you're naked.
  115. >And... it's 11:15.
  116. >Fuck, you're late.
  117. >They're late too!
  118. >This begins to make less sense.
  119.  
  120. >You arrive in class.
  121. >No one to distract you.
  122. >But... no one you know is sitting next to you.
  123. >Lefty desk.
  124.  
  125. A. Notes.
  126. B. Find a different seat.
  127. C. Ditch class
  128.  
  129. >Focused.
  130. >Just gotta stay focused.
  131. >Just one text?
  132. Dash (hello): [no response]
  133. >Probably being focused... in class! Like a good kid!
  134. >Okay, focus up.
  135. >Not that hard considering the professor's reminding you every so often what's going to be on the midterm.
  136. >Good thing you chose to pay attention.
  137. >Scribbling in notes.
  138. >I have no further fun facts about chemistry that I can share off the top of my head.
  139. >So...
  140. >Um...
  141. >Your paper's looking pretty full.
  142. >You really think you're ready for this midterm?
  143. >Shut up, pessimism. This is OPtimism speaking.
  144. >Nah, really dude. You think you're ready?
  145. >Your notes say otherwise.
  146. >You keep copying down extra stuff on the powerpoint.
  147. >You're keeping up pretty well at the professors pace.
  148. >Maybe sex actually does help?
  149. >No, you shamfur dispray took away frommu stadei taimu.
  150. >Or... fua fua time.
  151. >Which ever you perfer.
  152.  
  153. >You meet with your science crew.
  154. >Twilight comes up to you and hugs you, and Fluttershy meekly says hello.
  155. >Minus Applejack, who's getting lunch elsewhere. For a cheaper price.
  156. "Ah cain't eat in the dinin' halls, remember?"
  157. >Right. Poor people.
  158.  
  159. A. Lunch
  160. B. Library
  161. C. Dorms.
  162.  
  163. "Oh... y'all are headed to the library? Ah can tag along."
  164. "And Shining Armor totally called me Twily again! It's like I almost have a chance with him now."
  165. "That's wonderful, Twilight!"
  166. >K whatever bitch.
  167. >You ignore the two girls as you walk to the library.
  168. "And he held me tighter than usual!"
  169. >What, by like 0.05 Newtons?
  170. "Actually, 0.09 Newtons, Mr. Specific."
  171. >Um... she must be Mrs. Specific then.
  172. "W-what? We're not married!"
  173. >You... somehow find a spot in the library.
  174. >Looks pretty crowded.
  175. >Midterm week's got everybody stressed.
  176. >Any ways... how could you get that question wrong.
  177. >When is the physics test anyways?
  178. "Thursday. Oh... I sure hope I do well!"
  179. >Good to see Twilight in good spirits.
  180.  
  181. >Fluttershy asks Twilight the importance of electronegativity when deciding which reagent
  182. >Well, I'm out of big words.
  183. >Applejack comes in momentarily.
  184. >She sits down, getting her notes and brown bag lunch out.
  185. >Having been at the Apple family house, you know how good the eats are over there.
  186. >Shame you have nothing to eat.
  187. >You guys discuss strategies and concepts.
  188.  
  189. A. keep studying
  190. B. Applejack
  191. C. Twilight
  192. D. Fluttershy
  193. E. Goof off
  194.  
  195. >Can't be in danger of failing.
  196. >Remember, anything less than a B+ is failure.
  197. >FOR THE HONOR OF YOUR FAMIRY.
  198. >Applejack asks you a question.
  199. >Answered.
  200. >Fluttershy asks you a question.
  201. >You help her work it out, and find the answer together.
  202. >Twilight asks you a question.
  203. >FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
  204. >You flip through your notes.
  205. >Nothing.
  206. >She does the same.
  207. >You flip through your text.
  208. >Oh, the answer was in a small caption under a really boring looking picture in the lower left corner.
  209. >Twilight lets out a sigh.
  210. "Of course... how could I have forgotten about the entropic design of explorative big words blah blah science ching chong
  211.  
  212. >2 PM. Time for chem lab.
  213. "Celestia cancelled chem lab... remember?"
  214. >Wait what?
  215. >Fluttershy nods.
  216. "All chem labs were cancelled. It's midterm week!"
  217. >Right... of course.
  218. >Twilight looks back at you.
  219. "She did say there was going to be a review session... but, I'm probably not going to go. I think I could accomplish more by myself."
  220. "Ah'm going!"
  221. >You are pretty damn hungry...
  222. >But... do you feel prepared?
  223. >Eh.
  224.  
  225. A. Food
  226. B. Keep studying
  227. C. Lab
  228. D. Dorms
  229.  
  230. >Yup. Eating time.
  231. >Probably not good practice that you only eat one big meal a day.
  232. >But... writing in two meals a day is a lot of work!
  233. >You announce that you're headed to the dining halls.
  234. >Twilight comes along.
  235. "I could go for a bite to eat. I'm starving."
  236. >Fluttershy?
  237. "N-no thank you. I'm not very hungry."
  238. >No need to argue.
  239. Luna (lunch): I don't have a meal plan anymore. Mealplans are for freshmen. Wanna eat at the Greens?
  240. >How about it, Twilight? Lunch with Luna at the Greens?
  241. "Anywhere. I'm real hungry. How do you know Luna?"
  242. >You regale her a story about the date you had with her.
  243. >Super cute stuff.
  244. "O-oh... that's nice."
  245. >She looks away...
  246. "There she is!"
  247. >Luna's sitting at a table alone, headphones in her ears, munching on a salad.
  248. "Oh... hi Anonymous. Twilight. How are you two?"
  249. "Hungry."
  250. >Twilight goes off to get some Panda Express or someshit.
  251. >Eh, you're in the mood for a burrito.
  252. >Senor, por favor, cociname un burrito, ahora. Tienes mucho hambre.
  253. >Ya es hora, porque es la hora de comer.
  254. >Callame.
  255.  
  256. >You head over back to the table.
  257. >You see... Rarity in the distance... talking to some guy.
  258. >Eh, she's probably working her magic.
  259. >Twilight eats her Chinese takeout food with chopsticks.
  260. >Be more weeaboo.
  261. >Luna's finished her salad.
  262.  
  263. A. Luna
  264. B. Twilight
  265. C. Rarity
  266.  
  267. >So... must be nice not to have to deal with midterms.
  268. "What do you mean?"
  269. >She's a grad student, isn't she?
  270. "N-no? What gave you that idea?"
  271. >Celestia's a grad student.
  272. >And Celestia's like... a grownup or something.
  273. >And Luna's... older than you.
  274. >So... grad student?
  275. "I'm a senior. Gosh, Anon... do you really think I'm that old?"
  276. >Twilight snickers on her chow mein.
  277. "But... I am working on something for my senior design project... FTL travel."
  278. Helios, help me out here.
  279. >Twilight chokes on a noodle. And this time, it's not yours.
  280. "No way! That's... impossible! Why would you do that for senior design?"
  281. "I-I've been working on this for a long time coming... Even through high school."
  282. "Have you made any progress?"
  283. >Twilight and Luna talk physics like you've never heard before.
  284. >And even paying attention hurts.
  285. >You look away, and focus on your burrito.
  286. >Rarity's gone.
  287. >And... so is your burrito.
  288. >Almost.
  289. >Damn, you ate fast.
  290. >Luna gets up, saying she has to get back to work.
  291. "Just... tell me when you're done with it!"
  292. >You wave goodbye.
  293. "Dorms?"
  294. >Dorms.
  295.  
  296. >Now you're at the dorms!
  297.  
  298. A. study
  299. B. vidya
  300. C. your room
  301. D. gym.
  302.  
  303. >SCIENCE CREW STUDY PARTY!
  304. >Twilight, Fluttershy, and Wait, AJ went home already?
  305. >You pull out your phone.
  306. Rarity (that guy): oh him? he was nobody.
  307. >What's that supposed to mean?
  308. Colgate (study): sure! I'll bring Redheart over. open the door, k?
  309. >You get up from your spot to walk to the front door.
  310. Pinkie (wat it do guuurl): aint no thang homeslice. sleepin on a king size tonight.
  311. >She's probably alone in her room, trying to push the beds together.
  312. >Knock knock.
  313. >Colgate and Redheart are outside.
  314. "Hey big guy."
  315. >Ouch. You're feeling self concious now.
  316. >Hope Twilight doesn't mind you've invited a few more people to the study party.
  317. "No, not at all!"
  318. >You get some gatorades for everyone, and bleh.
  319. >Celestia emailed you a study guide for the midterm.
  320. >Nice.
  321.  
  322. A. study/work
  323. B. girls hall
  324. C. health girls
  325. D. science crew.
  326. E. your room.
  327.  
  328. >Yeah! Fuck being consistent!
  329. "Anon, where ya goin'?"
  330. >Colgate looks up at you.
  331. >um... nowhere.
  332. >You ask Twilight for her ID.
  333. "No! You're just gonna laugh at my picture again!"
  334. >You promise not to.
  335. "F-fine."
  336. >She hands you her card.
  337. >And you swipe your way into the halls.
  338. >And look at her face.
  339. >lol.
  340. >You toss the card back on the table before exploring the hallway.
  341. >Pinkie must be in her room... and Rainbow Dash...
  342. >And... a fridge!
  343. >Sweet, Capri-sun.
  344. >You sip that shit like Jay Gatsby.
  345.  
  346. A. Rainbow
  347. B. Pink
  348. C. Exit.
  349.  
  350. "Did you get what you needed?"
  351. >You finish your Capri-sun.
  352. >Yup.
  353. >Also, wtf guys.
  354. >Making me write shit. and not developing arcs
  355.  
  356. >You got back to reading and studying.
  357. >Fuckin' wasting time and shit.
  358. >It's getting late!
  359. >In story, of course.
  360.  
  361. A. Hallmates
  362. B. Health girls
  363. C. Call it a day.
  364.  
  365. >Hallmates.
  366. >And I'm assuming you want me to develop Twilight.
  367. >Shining Armor comes out of your hall to get something from the fridge.
  368. "Ohmigosh..."
  369. >Twilight chokes on her spaghetti.
  370. "H-h-h."
  371. >Shining Armor waves to Twilight.
  372. "Heya Twily."
  373. >And... he goes back into the hall...
  374. >And shuts the door.
  375. >And everyone goes back to studying.
  376. "-hi! Shining Armor!"
  377. >So slow.
  378. >She sighs and looks down.
  379. >Maybe you were a bit indirect with your suggestion.
  380. >Maybe she should call it quits.
  381. "It's so hard to get over him."
  382. >He's a chill guy. But... did he really do anything wrong?
  383. >It's a simple case of incompatibility.
  384. >The words "little sister" really bore into her soul.
  385. "But... I'll get over him eventually. I've done it before."
  386. >Like... how she got over you?
  387. >She looks away and nods, sighing.
  388. "L-let's not bring that up, shall we?"
  389. >Colgate interrupts with a physics question.
  390. >How does an Alcubierre Drive work?
  391.  
  392. >You expand the space behind you.
  393. >Your past.
  394. >The life before.
  395. >The way things were.
  396. >Blow them up.
  397. >Honor them.
  398. >Remember them.
  399. >Contract everything ahead of you.
  400. >Your future.
  401. >The stresses of the unknowns.
  402. >How things could be.
  403. >Forget about the stress it causes.
  404. >The future will fall into place.
  405. >And eventually...
  406. >You've reached your destination.
  407. >A place you'd never think you'd be.
  408. >You made it.
  409.  
  410. End day 36.
  411.  
  412. Day 36 Summary:
  413. Twilight arc, eh kinda.
  414. +10 swag for fucking
  415. study confidence increased.