Canter U: Day 30 Tuesday

>You nigger on out of bed.

>Alarm's chugging along.

>You slap that shit and stretch.

>Always important to do your stretches in the morning.

>Really. You guys should consider a stretch routine when you wake up.

>Maintain range of motion and ergonomic capability.

>You feel a couple things pop.

>Great.

>Spike's not in his bed. Probably at class.

>You check your phone.

Dash: game's on tv tonight! 6 PM!

Mom: I miss you honey.

Rarity: Be careful today...

>Hmm... what could that mean.

 

>You walk with your science crew down to the lecture hall.

>Everyone's... oddly quiet.

>Cept for the professor! He's ready to rumble.

>He starts his lecture.

 

A. Notes

B. Twilight

C. AJ

D. Fluttershy

E. Notes

 

>You put some emphasis on the notes today.

>Scritchy scratchy about differentials and how acceleration, velocity and position are all related.

>And trigonometric force diagrams.

>And... I don't really remember physics all too well.

>But yeah! You put your pencil to the paper, and write.

>Calculatoring, copying. Thinking, writing.

>The professor puts on a video about "sports physics".

>Perfect time to slack off for a bit.

>You pull out your phone.

Luna (enjoyed date): Yeah, me too. :)

>You watch the rest of the video.

>Something about how ice skates work.

>When was the last time you've been ice skating?

Asking a newfag to check the pastebin for this, k thnx

 

>Class ends.

>No one's talking, but you all exit through the same door and walk the same way.

>You sit in the same table under the same umbrella, in almost the same weather.

>Actually, no.

>Al Roker, please, make it cold in my neck of the woods.

>It's a cold day, as you four sit at the table, munching on snacks silently.

 

A. Confront Twilight

B. Make small talk.

C. Buy more snacks.

 

 

>You grab a fingerful of Ruffles and stuff em in your mouth.

>And you pull out your phone.

Colgate (physical): lol stop being desperate ;)

Rarity (dinner): not sure yet, i'll text you later if i can

>Alright... time to break the silence.

>>12995193 when Deadpool writes the story for me.

>Twilight looks down and sighs deeply.

>Fluttershy leans over and whispers in your ear.

>You get a 10% from the warm breath against your ear.

"He said no..."

>You look back at Twilight.

>She's almost in tears now.

>You give her a comforting nod.

>Maybe it just wasn't meant to be between she and him.

>She's trying really hard to fight the tears.

>You stuff your mouth full of more chips.

>Damn, these are good.

 

A. Comfort Twilight

B. Ask for more details.

C. Drop the subject

 

>You scoot over and...

>offer her some of your Ruffles.

>It almost hurts you to share them... but she's worse than you'd be if you had less chips.

>She politely says no, before resuming her lacrimating due to emotional duress.

>You scoop that girl up in a hug.

"A-anon... I."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Xm7s9eGxU

>No... don't ruin this moment by providing any crucial backstory.

>Gymnopedie is the best feely silent hug music anyone can ask for.

>You continue to hug... before the other two girls envelop the two of you.

>Group hug.

>Who says science majors can't have emotions?

>It's a mixed smell of old books, apples, and flowers.

>Fluttershy, flower, both start with f. I couldn't think of something quick enough, okay?

 

>You finish your Ruffles, before I realize I fucked up the schedule again.

>Um... uh... quick fix.

>There was no Bio lab today!

>Deus ex Baka-na.

>Lol, I'm still stuck on Monday schedule.

>2 hour break!

 

A. Lunch

B. Library

C. Dorms

 

Rarity (lunch): [NO RESPONSE]

Octavia (hello): Hello. :)

>You head out the dining halls.

>Mini sliders, french fries...

>Onion rings.

>Oh shit... today actually sounds great.

>I was trying to downplay it... but now I'm hungry.

 

>K, I'm back.

>What'd I miss?

Anon just finished making his plate.

>Oh, sweet. Let me pick up.

>The food's suddenly less appeasing because I'm not hungry anymore.

>But you eat it anyways.

>Tastes... okay.

>Twilight eats in silence, as Applejack asks a question about covalent bonds and electronegativity.

>No response from Twilight. Fluttershy answers to pick up the question.

 

A. Ask for more details about last night

B. Ask study questions to help Applejack and Fluttershy

C. Get more food.

 

>It's been bugging you for a while now.

>You decide to ask...

>What exactly happened last night?

>Twilight... doesn't cry.

>Instead, she sighs and begins her story.

 

>Be Twilight.

>You confessed your feelings to Anon.

>Well... not for Anon... they're for Shining Armor!

>You're totes over Anon.

>He's an asshole anyway.

>Right?

"I agree wholeheartedly, dear."

>Anon does that smile he usually does and leaves the room.

"I think you've got it in the bag. You must really like him."

>Your much hotter roommate's pensively sketching as she talks to you.

>Since Anon's not gonna be around... can she keep you supported?

>Rarity nods.

>This is gonna be tough.

 

"Twily... that's so sweet."

>Hot damn, is your heart beating like a DnB song.

>And... he looks so cute.

>You just wish he'd say yes.

"But... I just don't think of you that way, brah."

>Shot through the heart... and he's to blame.

>What does he think of you then?

"I dunno... you seem like a little sister to me, brah. D-don't take that the wrong way."

>And you take that the wrong way.

>How embarassing. Everybody saw that...

>Except Anon... but he doesn't matter!

>You feel yourself start tearing up as you head back to your room.

 

>Twilight finishes her story and is fighting the tears again.

>She puts a burger in her mouth to stop the sadness from spewing out of her mouth.

>Ever cried and eaten at the same time? Not so great.

>You tell her how you that feel.

>Being rejected by someone you really like.

>Being called that "sibling I never had."

>Being in the friendzone.

>Being passive in a world that demands action.

>Femanon... she was the culprit.

"F-femanon?"

>You were always there for her. Through her tough times and her accomplishments.

>Through her happiness and suffering that her ex-boyfriend caused her.

>But... there's a light at the end of the tunnel.

>Midway through senior year... Femanon broke up with... Chad, Brad, Jeremy, Justin, Trent, Deadpool, generic douchebag name, take your pick

>And... you were still there for her...

>She slowly began to realize that you were the one making her happy...

>Ever since freshman year.

>Then... you asked her to prom.

>Then... you started dating.

"So... you're saying there's hope for me?"

>implying implying

Really though, guys. Friendzone is bad. Never stay in it. Always leave, but keep her in your pocket.

 

>Applejack and Fluttershy leave to their classes as you walk with Twilight, regaling her more about Femanon.

>What she was like.

>About studying for AP tests together.

>About the fun little shenanigans you'd get into.

"She sounds nice."

>You reassure her to not give up hope as you walk into lab.

>Trixie's... avoiding eye contact.

"Sparkle... Anon..."

 

A. work

B. Sparkle

C. Trixie

D. slack off

 

>You walk up to Trixie...

"What do you want, plebian?"

>You didn't even thank her because the episode ended to early.

>So... you sit down.

>Everybody wants to be a master.

>Everybody wants to show their skills.

"Oh... not this again."

>Sucking you made you get there faster.

>What she did made that milky white spill.

>Each time, she tried,

>gonna get just a little bit better.

>Each lick, you find

>is one more step up her ladder!

"I-its... a whole new world I live in. A whole new way to see."

>College is a whole new place.

"With a brand new attitude. But the Great and Powerful Trixie's not going suck them all and be the best that she can be."

>Twilight looks over.

"What's that?"

>You prepare your pesto shield to defend yourself from the spaghetti outburst.

 

>You head over to psych class.

>Pinkie's there... straight hair?

>You sit next to her.

>She's asleep.

>Discord's lecture isn't waking her up.

 

A. Notes

B. Pinkie

C. Goof off

 

>Vibration.

Dash: game, 6PM, on tv. don't miss it, egghead :)

>You shake Pinkie.

"Woo yeah! Nonstop won't stop! Huhwazat? Where am I?"

>Psych class. Also, making a scene.

>Discord give you a squint and resumes lecture.

"W-what's today?"

>Tuesday.

"What year is it?"

>2007.

"Oh noooo, I slept in too long! Heehee."

>Don't tell me she's drunk right now.

"I... not right now..."

>Party last night?

>She nods and shakes the straightness out of her hair, returning it into her usual poof.

>You voice your minor disapproval, reminding her of what happened last time.

"Come on, Nonny. I'm party Pinkie Pie! I have to! For Chi Up!"

>Wonder if Greeks actually did things other than party.

>Discord's still lecturing, so you probably shouldn't ramp this up more than it needs to.

"And remember class... essay due here on Thursday.

>You head back to the dorms.

>4PM.

>What to do for two hours?

 

A. Work/study

B. gym

C. vidya

 

"Nonnyyyyyyyy!"

>You're right next to her. She doesn't have to yell.

"I know! I just like it. Help me with my essay?"

>Pff... as if she needs help.

>You need to finish anyways. So you take your laptop to the lobby as she brings hers back too.

>You two type in silence for quite a while.

>Not finding much you can change on your rough draft, you head over to Facebook.

Luna (Saganism): Oh... that's interesting. I could tell you billions and billions of things.

>You head back to your essay.

"Nonny! Revise me!"

>Pinkie gets up and bounces over to you and plops on the couch.

>You read through all of the everything that is all what she has.

>The paper's... gotten longer?

>Most of the stuff seems the same.

>Just a little diluted.

>You tell her about what she should eliminate.

"But... page length!"

>Dr. D will be cool about it.

>You go back to your paper.

>Make a couple of formatting revisions, add in a good quote or two.

>Explain a point better.

>Wow... 6PM already?

 

A. Watch TV

B. Go out for dinner

C. Gym

 

>You put your laptop down and turn on the TV.

"Dashie's playing? Sweet!"

>You remind her that the essay's due soon.

>Pinkie pouts and returns to her laptop.

"Boy howdy... we made it on TV?"

>Applejack comes out of her hall.

>Spike comes and watches too.

>Haven't seen him in a while.

>Hopefully he's not still sore about Mario Party.

"Let's get some 'za! I'm starving!"

>Yeah, he seems fine.

>As long as he's paying.

 

>Moments later, you three/four are kicking back watching the TV, slices and cans in hand.

>Cheese pizza from /b/envolio's Pizzeria.

>Damn, it's amazing.

>You take a sip from your Sprite.

"Good afternoon, sportsfans! Welcome to W/asp/ Sports Network! We couldn't bring you an exciting UCLA/USC game! So we have the next best thing! Division 2 women's soccer!"

>Applejack cheers.

"Right you are, Ashcorp. Today's matchup is actually a highly anticipated one! CanterU Wondercolts against the ULP Caballos."

"Taking a look at the stadium, you might see some familiar faces."

>The camera pans to multiple scouts from all over the place.

>Division 1 schools, MLS... even international teams...

>You down a slice before the game starts.

>Dash is actually starting this game!

 

"Woo! Go Dashie!"

>Pinkie has some time to waste. She's got most of her essay done.

>Dash... looks slow out there.

>She's been giving up easy passes...

>Losing possesion...

>Missing her marker.

"Looks like CU's freshman star didn't show up today."

>The camera pans over to her. You can see the exasperation in her face, after she screwed up an easy pass.

>ULP's got a great buildup... and they're moving the ball well up the sideline.

>The Burdened is drawn way too far to the right, and a shot sails by her to the left net.

 

>The game drags on slowly.

>Most of the gap is filled with you eating more pizza, or complaining about Rainbow's play.

>The redhead, Faust pushes the ball up to Best Pony, who chips it to an open Rainbow Dash.

>And she kicks it just wide.

"Oooh! And CU misses the chance for an equalizer."

>And you didn't miss the chance for more 'za.

>Damn good stuff.

>The keeper gets the ball back and takes the goalkick short, and Rainbow tries to slide in to intercept.

>The defensive back is on the ground, grabbing her ankle.

>And the ref throws up a red card.

>And... Dash is in disbelief.

>She gets ejected in the 66th minute.

>And Las Pegasus wins the game 3-0.

"CU Freshman? More like CU Later. Someone didn't bring their a-game tonight."

"Well! We're done here, thanks for joining us on your favorite alternative sports news network, ESPN 8... the Ocho."

>The channel cuts to Bangladeshi underwater archery. You didn't get to see the team walk off... or even shake hands.

>Pinkie frowns and head back to her essay.

"Poor Rainbow..."

>Someone's not sleeping well tonight.

 

End day 30.

 

Day 30 Summary:

Twilight arc, advanced!

Rainbow arc, advanced!

Weight, gained!