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Canter U: Day 29 Monday [Moonlit Serenade]

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>Buzz buzz.
>Alarm.
>Here we go.
>Fuck, you don't wanna go to class.
>Spike's snoring in his bed.
>You get up and get showered and dressed anyway.
>Argyle... seems good for today.
>You match it with some khakis and ready your backpack.
>Sitting in your desk, you throw your bag on top, and peer through.
>Pens, pencils, et cetera.
>Book, paper, calculator.
>You check your regulars on your laptop.
>Nothing new on Facebook.
>More videos.
>Wow... today seems drab.
>You eat a granola bar on your way out the door.
>And you open the door to the lobby!
"Good morning, Shining Armor!"
>Sigh... it's Anon, Twilight.
"Mornin' Twily!"
>Oh... he was behind you.
>For how long?
>She hugs Shining Armor.
"Oh... hey, Anon!"
>She hugs you too.
>Applejack and Fluttershy come out...
>And Shiny gives Fluttershy a squint.
"EEP!"
>Science Squad rolls out to class.
>Biology.
>You sit in your spots and the professor quiets the chatty classroom.
"Okay, class... today, we're learning..."
A. Notes
B. Twilight
C. AJ
D. Fluttershy
E. Goof off /slack
>You whip out a pencil and paper and get to work.
>You're paying really close attention...
>To... um whatever exactly the professor is lecturing about.
>DNA replication?
>Adenine, Guanine, Cytosine, Thymine.
>A to T and C to G.
>Purines and Pyrimidines.
>Purines are A and G... they have two rings.
>Pyrimidines are C and G... they have one.
>Heh... Guanine.
>Sounds like that one character from that one shitty show.
>Kappa Mikey?
>Yeah that's it.
>You shake your head and get back to work.
"Okay class... get out your clickers!"
>Fuck, there are clicker questions in this CYOA?
>Not prepared. You didn't buy a clicker! So... fuck this question.
>You check your backpack again.
>A clicker.
>THERE IS NO ESCAPE.
"In RNA, _______ is replaced with ________."
A. Thymine, Guanine
B. Uracil, Adenine
C. Cytosine, Uracil
D. Thymine, Uracil
>GG EZ
>You click the D button.
"Aw shucks... it was D?"
>Applejack got it wrong, but laughs it off.
>You continue to take notes for the remainder of the period.
>You spend the hour between classes sitting at the Greens and making goofy voices and telling jokes.
>Or... not.
>You decide to go in detail.
"So... Twilight... how's yer little boyfriend doin'?"
>Twilight blushes.
"Shiny's not my boyfriend!"
>Not yet.
"H-he... scares me... but you two are really cute together."
>Twilight perks up.
"Y-you really think so?"
>Hell... even you agree.
"So have ya kissed 'im yet?"
"W-what? No! S-should I?"
>You suggest to her just to tell him that she likes him.
>Pro pronouner.
"O-okay. I'll do it after class today."
>Chem class.
>The professor comes in a bit late, but apologizes and starts lecture.
>Something about car issues.
>Lol whatever old man, just teach.
A. Notes
B. Twilight
C. AJ
D. Fluttershy
E. Goof off /nap
>Lol, you just remembered who you wanted to text.
>Everybody.
>You whip out your phone and get to work.
Vinyl (invite): not gonna do that porn with you, lol. jk, im busy, sorry
Luna (compliment): lol thanks?
Rarity (invite): I'll meet you outside your class.
>You put your phone away.
>You turn to Fluttershy.
>Why does Shining Armor scare her?
"Huh? Oh... Shining Armor? He seems like a very nice guy... but... Winona's still tucked away in my room. I can't let him find out."
>You remember last time.
>He was pretty serious.
>Who knows what the punishment for blatantly disobeying pet rules is?
>...
I'll write something, you perverts.
"I don't think I want to find out... Ooohh... I hope he doesn't find her."
>How exactly is her dorm room a viable place to keep a dog?
>Whatever, Fluttershy's an aminal expert.
>You turn to notes for the rest of the class.
>Rarity's sitting on a nearby bench.
>She notices you and walks over, saying hi to the group.
"So, darling... what are we doing?"
A. Lunch
B. Library
C. Dorms
>You nigger on over to the dining halls.
>Lol, like you guys can afford eating out at places.
>You gotta take advantage of that dining plan.
>Part of the shit ton of money you spent for school.
>And you can't complain about the food here.
>They let you get as much as you want...
>Even though it's not the best of food.
>It's food.
>And you're hungry!
>And I am too! Wonder what's for dinner.
>You're so hungry, you could eat an octorok.
>Some... pasta!
>Bowtie in alfredo.
>Nice.
>You put some extra cheese and meats in there before heading back to the table.
"So... Twilight, dear. When are you going to tell Shining Arm-"
"U-u-urusai, b-baka!"
>Twiright brushes in her seat.
"I'm going to tell him after class today. Oh gosh... I hope I can do it."
"You'll be fine, Twi... ain't nothin' to it."
>Fluttershy smiles.
>Probably has nothing to add. She hasn't had much of track record.
>Fuck, this pasta's nice.
>You get an extra helping before starting dessert.
>You say goodbye to Flutters and Rarity, and head with the other two to chem lab.
>Celestia greets you with a smirk before talking to the class.
"Alright everybody... listen up."
>She begins her explanation.
A. Work
B. Twilight
C. AJ
D. Celestia
E. Slack off.
>You talk to Celestia.
"Got a little crush on my little sister, you little player, you?"
>Luna must've told her about your text.
>Celestia smirks again and whispers in your ear.
"Think that you got me once or twice means you can get her, huh?"
>Shit. She could cause a scene.
"I'm kidding. You're a nice kid, Anon."
>Damn right, you're nice.
"Do me a favor and take her out tonight?"
>Wait wait what?
"Yeah... it's a full moon out tonight... and she hasn't been all that... happy, lately."
>Sweet, a date?
"But if I hear about ANYTHING going sour, you're fired."
>Lab is the only job you have.
>Most everything else is taken... and it could be weeks before you could find another.
>This could be a risk. You hardly know each other.
>Should you?
A. Go for it.
B. Tell her after class.
C. Decline
>You nod.
>You're going completely in the dark here... but uh...
>You'll do it.
"Thank you, Anonymous. You're a good kid."
>You go back to your lab station and get back to work.
>Pour some solution into another.
>Do some math.
>Wait a while.
>Then rinse and repeat.
>All general chem labs ever.
>And... in a matter of a minutes, you all finish the lab.
>Applejack didn't really do much though.
>She stays in the room for a while really pressing on her notes.
>After a while, you, Twilight, and Celestia are talking on the way to her other lab.
"I'm gonna tell him today, Celestia... Oh gosh, I'm so nervous."
>She giggles a bit.
"Oh... Gleaming Chainmail?"
>Lel.
"Anon... you need to come with me for moral support."
"Bringing your ex-boyfriend to your potentially new boyfriend?"
>Good move, Twilight.
>You also tell her that you probably can't.
"What? Why not?"
"Anonymous here has a date with my little sister."
>Twilight frowns a bit.
>No way her little sister's this cute.
like in 3 secs for kirino, comment in 3.8 secs for ayase
"But... you'll be there for me up until then, right?"
>You nod as the three of you enter the lab.
A. Work by yourself
B. Fortify Twilight
C. Get intel on Luna
D. Ask for the day off.
>You mosey on over to Celestia.
"Hello! Need something?"
>Tips.
"Oh... about tonight? You don't need to worry. I told her that you're taking her out tonight at sunset."
>You start worrying.
"It's a full moon out tonight... so, best take her somewhere where the moon's visible."
>To quote your favorite Deadpool.
>Take notes!
>Also.
>BANG BANG BANG Also.
>BANG BANG BANG Also.
>BANG BANG BANG Also.
>BANG BANG BANG Also.
>BANG BANG BANG Also.
>BANG BANG BANG Also.
>BANG BANG BANG.
>I haven't played MvC3 ever since I saw a 100+ hit combo done.
"She's prefers calmer, quieter scenes."
>You nod in thought.
"And... she hasn't been dating in... hmm, a long time actually? Heck, practically a thousand years."
>Wonder why?
"Not telling you. Now get back to work."
>You work back at your station for a while, and eventually the day's over.
>You head back with Twilight to the dorms.
A. Twilight's room.
B. Your room.
C. Weight room [spoiler]bitch
>You follow Twilight into her room.
>Like... in a not creepy way.
>On the way you see Rainbow packing up a backpack.
>Where's she going?
"Away game. Las Pegasus. Come on, dude! I told you this!"
"Aww... when are you going to be back?"
"Wednesday morning. Try not to miss me too much, 'kay Anon?"
>Did... she just say Las Pegasus?
>She meant... Las Vegas, right? Like, UNLV?
>But... UNLV is Division 1. So... where exactly?
>What kind of league are you guys even in?
>Before you have any more existential crises, Twilight drags you back into her room.
"Anon... help me practice!"
>Rarity's sitting quietly in her bed, under the covers.
"Oh... hello you two..."
"We're... going to practice, and Anon's going to be Shiny."
"Oh, Anonymous is a great actor..."
>She smiles thinking about Friday.
"Did you want me out, darling?"
>Not like you're gonna fuck Twilight on Rarity's bed... are you?
A. Rarity stays.
B. Rarity leaves.
>You have some flashbacks to this room.
>Fucking a girl.
>Fucking a girl.
>Fucking another girl.
>That bed.
>And some rather unpleasant ones.
>Drama, crying, losing games of League.
>But... you're all over that now, right?
>You don't mind if Rarity stays.
"Oh, how delightful. A free show."
>Alright.
>You square up to Twilight and you ask her to hit you with your best shot.
"Okay."
>She takes a deep breath.
"Shining Armor?"
>Chyea brah?
>She giggles at your halfway Californian accent.
"Can I talk to you?"
>Sure thing, Twily.
>Twilight blushes at you using the pet name.
"Y'see... there's... something I need to tell you.
W-well... not need. I'd like to tell you."
>Sup brah?
"I... I like you... a lot."
>She... sounds serious.
>Damn, Twilight's a good actor.
>Rarity's watching intently, and would easily shred through a bag of popcorn in 9 seconds flat
>Twilight looks up and brushes her hair out of her face.
"H-how was that?"
A. Kiss her.
B. Approve.
C. Disapprove.
>You smile at her and tell her that it was so good.
>Good enough for you to believe it.
"I agree wholeheartedly, Twilight."
>She's ready for her batmitzva now.
>Speaking of important Jewish events... you have a date!
>Argyle sweater... nice kicks. Cologne.
>Damn right you feel good.
>On your way out the door, you see Rainbow Dash.
"Damn, Anon. You going to a job interview?"
>She's in sweats and a hoodie.
>Is she going to um... the... [spoiler]Toilet store?[/spoiler]
"Haha, Anon, you're getting bad at this."
>You find out her bus is waiting in the wings in the same direction as your walk.
>Might as well.
"I'm pretty hype for this game. I heard... there's gonna be some scouts!"
>BONK.
"You really should come to an away game once or twice. The fear really gets to you."
>But then you'd have to miss class and shit.
"Come on, dude... you're such an egghead."
>Who's an egghead, eg-
"But... I like that about ya."
>She leans on you as you two walk.
>Bitch, getcho durty ass sweats offa me.
>You bid her goodbye as steps on the bus and waves to you.
>Then she loses herself amongst her soccer teammates as they get rowdy on the bus.
>No, not that way.
>Sexual activity before games is never a good thing.
>Not even League.
>You knock on Celestia's apartment door at around 7:30.
>Celestia answers.
>She's wearing some pajamas and her glasses, and her hair's a mess.
"Luna! Anon's here!"
"Coming, sis!"
"So... where are you going to take her?"
A. The park.
B. The movies.
C. A cafe.
>Park probably. It's... actually less cold today than it has been earlier.
>Weird how the weather works around here.
>Always good when you want it.
>Luna steps out from her room.
>She's... absolutely... okay.
>Skirt, sweater, combed hair down.
>What, did you expect a flowing floor length dress bejeweled with star shaped diamonds, and a hairdo that puts Rarity's to shame?
>But... she looks nice.
"Hello, Anon."
>She smiles shyly at you two.
[spolier]consider this practice for Fluttershy, OP.[/spoiler]
"Go get him, little sis."
>Celestia smiles before showing you two the door.
>It's a really nice door.
>Too bad you have to exit.
"The park, you said?"
>You nod, telling her it'll be a full moon out tonight.
>She smiles at your recognition.
"That's right... I'm so excited."
>She walks alongside you, as you [spoiler]magically navigate to a park you didn't know existed[/spoiler]
A. Small talk
B. Business talk
C. Bizness talk
D. Kiss her.
>The walk goes on for a couple minutes in silence. She is... pretty quiet.
>Time to figure out how much a polar bear weighs.
>Enough to break the ice.
>Why does she like the moon so much?
>You totally gloss over the fact that her name means moon in like 9 different languages.
>But... you don't have languages here! We all speak basic.
"Well... when Celestia and I were little, I..."
>She giggles at the thought.
"I used to be a bad kid... not on purpose though. But my father would always send me outside whenever I was bad. He called it banishing."
>Aww.
"I'd cry and cry. Seeing Celestia on the other side of the glass sliding door in a brightly lit room.
But... when I looked up, I saw that... there was a big bright ball in the sky.
Almost as bright as the sun. It lit up our backyard and I felt comfort knowing that something was there for me... to comfort me.
I had fun in the mysterious luminesence that it and the stars provided."
>Wow... backstory. Never thought OP would have it in him.
>You reach the park and you two meander about.
>Some little kids still playing on the swingset.
>A couple of couples coupling a couple of couplings.
>Some hipster taking pictures of lampposts.
"Listen... I'm sorry that Tia put you up to this..."
>What, is she not having fun?
"Well... it's not you. It's nice to be out here with someone for once. I'm just worried that... you're not having fun."
>You reassure her that tonight's for her to enjoy.
"Thanks, Daewon."
>Anon.
"Right."
>After walking a couple laps around the park, you two park it on a bench.
"There she is... the moon."
>You smile at the light it shines.
>You look away from it and see the blueish white glow that it sheds on everything around you.
>Especially the girl sitting next to you, smiling contently.
>Night time has never looked this bright.
>And you've never seen the moon this large.
>Meanwhile, tsunamis in Southeast Asia.
>She leans on you.
"It's beautiful isn't it?"
A. Agree.
B. Wrap your arm around her.
C. Kiss her.
>You put your arm around her.
>And you deliver said cheesy line.
>I'm sorry, I just didn't wanna have to think about using the same line 3 times.
>She giggles.
"Getting cold, Anon?"
>You pull her in for extra warmth.
>Not so cold any more.
>But yeah, the moon's real pretty.
>You stay for while in silence enjoying each other's company.
"We... probably should go soon, class tomorrow. Y'know."
>The two of you stand up as you walk back toward the apartments.
>And... you pass by a cafe.
>Luna shivers.
>In other words, you hold her hand and take her inside.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtFBRJFN3p8
>The store's relatively empty. The only inhabitants are the two baristas and Frankie over there.
>You order a hot cocoa. Never really had a thing for coffee.
>And Luna orders herself some coffee or something and reaches into her purse.
>You stop her, and put your hand on your wallet.
>The leatherbound carrying case destroys your hand like a jollybuzzer.
>But you withstand the pain... and whip out the debit card.
>Barista one swipes your card while barista two hands you two your drinks, as you head out.
"Thanks again Anon... but you didn't have to."
>This IS a date. Which means someone's paying for everything.
>The walk back is relatively quiet. Occasionally exchanging words and sips.
>She asks if she can try your hot cocoa.
>But that's like kisu kisu with Luna-senpai...
>You kagayaku like a motherfucker.
>You take the elevator up.
"Anon, I had a lot of fun tonight..."
>She shakes her coffee... empty.
"Thanks again."
A. kiss her
B. kiss her cheek
C. hug her
D. spaghet.
E. Fuck her.
>You lean in slowly.
>Luna closes her eyes and tilts her head.
>You've got it.
>Just gotta land it.
>Asiana.
>Too soon?
>You lean in even closer and you get a whole two seconds of lip contact, before the elevator opens up.
>Who's waiting outside?
>Not Celestia. No one actually.
>Luna sighs, smiles, and follows up with a quick cheek kiss, before heading down the hall to her apartment.
"Good night, Anonymous."
>You head back down the elevator.
>Vibration...s.
>Two text messages, yippee!
Luna: Thanks again. I had fun.
Celestia: Thanks again. I had fun.
>This leaves... room for discussion.
>You begin the long walk back to CU, with the oddest smile on your face; the path luminated by the full moon above.
>You swipe yourself back into A building.
>Wonder how Twilight story arc turned out?
>Your stomach grumbles.
>Raid the fridge for a bit.
>Dash's leftovers.
>Egh, she won't be back for a while.
>You nom on them before heading back to the room.
>Changing into your PJ's, you brush your teeth and whatever have you.
>Checking your youtube? Nothing new.
>Email? Nothing new.
>Facebook. Nothing new.
>You go to bed. Nothing new.
End Day 29
Day 29 Summary
Luna rapport up!
Bio confidence up!
Lab paycheck up!

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>Buzz buzz.
>Alarm.
>Here we go.
>Fuck, you don't wanna go to class.
>Spike's snoring in his bed.
>You get up and get showered and dressed anyway.
>Argyle... seems good for today.
>You match it with some khakis and ready your backpack.
>Sitting in your desk, you throw your bag on top, and peer through.
>Pens, pencils, et cetera.
>Book, paper, calculator.
>You check your regulars on your laptop.
>Nothing new on Facebook.
>More videos.
>Wow... today seems drab.
>You eat a granola bar on your way out the door.
>And you open the door to the lobby!
"Good morning, Shining Armor!"
>Sigh... it's Anon, Twilight.
"Mornin' Twily!"
>Oh... he was behind you.
>For how long?
>She hugs Shining Armor.
"Oh... hey, Anon!"
>She hugs you too.
>Applejack and Fluttershy come out...
>And Shiny gives Fluttershy a squint.
"EEP!"

>Science Squad rolls out to class.
>Biology.
>You sit in your spots and the professor quiets the chatty classroom.
"Okay, class... today, we're learning..."

A. Notes
B. Twilight
C. AJ
D. Fluttershy
E. Goof off /slack

>You whip out a pencil and paper and get to work.
>You're paying really close attention...
>To... um whatever exactly the professor is lecturing about.
>DNA replication?
>Adenine, Guanine, Cytosine, Thymine.
>A to T and C to G.
>Purines and Pyrimidines.
>Purines are A and G... they have two rings.
>Pyrimidines are C and G... they have one.
>Heh... Guanine.
>Sounds like that one character from that one shitty show.
>Kappa Mikey?
>Yeah that's it.
>You shake your head and get back to work.
"Okay class... get out your clickers!"
>Fuck, there are clicker questions in this CYOA?
>Not prepared. You didn't buy a clicker! So... fuck this question.
>You check your backpack again.
>A clicker.
>THERE IS NO ESCAPE.
"In RNA, _______ is replaced with ________."

A. Thymine, Guanine
B. Uracil, Adenine
C. Cytosine, Uracil
D. Thymine, Uracil

>GG EZ
>You click the D button.
"Aw shucks... it was D?"
>Applejack got it wrong, but laughs it off.
>You continue to take notes for the remainder of the period.

>You spend the hour between classes sitting at the Greens and making goofy voices and telling jokes.
>Or... not.
>You decide to go in detail.
"So... Twilight... how's yer little boyfriend doin'?"
>Twilight blushes.
"Shiny's not my boyfriend!"
>Not yet.
"H-he... scares me... but you two are really cute together."
>Twilight perks up.
"Y-you really think so?"
>Hell... even you agree.
"So have ya kissed 'im yet?"
"W-what? No! S-should I?"
>You suggest to her just to tell him that she likes him.
>Pro pronouner.
"O-okay. I'll do it after class today."

>Chem class.
>The professor comes in a bit late, but apologizes and starts lecture.
>Something about car issues.
>Lol whatever old man, just teach.

A. Notes
B. Twilight
C. AJ
D. Fluttershy
E. Goof off /nap

>Lol, you just remembered who you wanted to text.
>Everybody.
>You whip out your phone and get to work.
Vinyl (invite): not gonna do that porn with you, lol. jk, im busy, sorry
Luna (compliment): lol thanks?
Rarity (invite): I'll meet you outside your class.
>You put your phone away.
>You turn to Fluttershy.
>Why does Shining Armor scare her?
"Huh? Oh... Shining Armor? He seems like a very nice guy... but... Winona's still tucked away in my room. I can't let him find out."
>You remember last time.
>He was pretty serious.
>Who knows what the punishment for blatantly disobeying pet rules is?
>...
I'll write something, you perverts.
"I don't think I want to find out... Ooohh... I hope he doesn't find her."
>How exactly is her dorm room a viable place to keep a dog?
>Whatever, Fluttershy's an aminal expert.
>You turn to notes for the rest of the class.

>Rarity's sitting on a nearby bench.
>She notices you and walks over, saying hi to the group.
"So, darling... what are we doing?"

A. Lunch
B. Library
C. Dorms

>You nigger on over to the dining halls.
>Lol, like you guys can afford eating out at places.
>You gotta take advantage of that dining plan.
>Part of the shit ton of money you spent for school.
>And you can't complain about the food here.
>They let you get as much as you want...
>Even though it's not the best of food.
>It's food.
>And you're hungry!
>And I am too! Wonder what's for dinner.
>You're so hungry, you could eat an octorok.
>Some... pasta!
>Bowtie in alfredo.
>Nice.
>You put some extra cheese and meats in there before heading back to the table.
"So... Twilight, dear. When are you going to tell Shining Arm-"
"U-u-urusai, b-baka!"
>Twiright brushes in her seat.
"I'm going to tell him after class today. Oh gosh... I hope I can do it."
"You'll be fine, Twi... ain't nothin' to it."
>Fluttershy smiles.
>Probably has nothing to add. She hasn't had much of track record.
>Fuck, this pasta's nice.
>You get an extra helping before starting dessert.

>You say goodbye to Flutters and Rarity, and head with the other two to chem lab.
>Celestia greets you with a smirk before talking to the class.
"Alright everybody... listen up."
>She begins her explanation.

A. Work
B. Twilight
C. AJ
D. Celestia
E. Slack off.

>You talk to Celestia.
"Got a little crush on my little sister, you little player, you?"
>Luna must've told her about your text.
>Celestia smirks again and whispers in your ear.
"Think that you got me once or twice means you can get her, huh?"
>Shit. She could cause a scene.
"I'm kidding. You're a nice kid, Anon."
>Damn right, you're nice.
"Do me a favor and take her out tonight?"
>Wait wait what?
"Yeah... it's a full moon out tonight... and she hasn't been all that... happy, lately."
>Sweet, a date?
"But if I hear about ANYTHING going sour, you're fired."
>Lab is the only job you have.
>Most everything else is taken... and it could be weeks before you could find another.
>This could be a risk. You hardly know each other.
>Should you?

A. Go for it.
B. Tell her after class.
C. Decline

>You nod.
>You're going completely in the dark here... but uh...
>You'll do it.
"Thank you, Anonymous. You're a good kid."
>You go back to your lab station and get back to work.
>Pour some solution into another.
>Do some math.
>Wait a while.
>Then rinse and repeat.
>All general chem labs ever.
>And... in a matter of a minutes, you all finish the lab.
>Applejack didn't really do much though.
>She stays in the room for a while really pressing on her notes.

>After a while, you, Twilight, and Celestia are talking on the way to her other lab.
"I'm gonna tell him today, Celestia... Oh gosh, I'm so nervous."
>She giggles a bit.
"Oh... Gleaming Chainmail?"
>Lel.
"Anon... you need to come with me for moral support."
"Bringing your ex-boyfriend to your potentially new boyfriend?"
>Good move, Twilight.
>You also tell her that you probably can't.
"What? Why not?"
"Anonymous here has a date with my little sister."
>Twilight frowns a bit.
>No way her little sister's this cute.
like in 3 secs for kirino, comment in 3.8 secs for ayase
"But... you'll be there for me up until then, right?"
>You nod as the three of you enter the lab.

A. Work by yourself
B. Fortify Twilight
C. Get intel on Luna
D. Ask for the day off.

>You mosey on over to Celestia.
"Hello! Need something?"
>Tips.
"Oh... about tonight? You don't need to worry. I told her that you're taking her out tonight at sunset."
>You start worrying.
"It's a full moon out tonight... so, best take her somewhere where the moon's visible."
>To quote your favorite Deadpool.
>Take notes!
>Also.
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>I haven't played MvC3 ever since I saw a 100+ hit combo done.
"She's prefers calmer, quieter scenes."
>You nod in thought.
"And... she hasn't been dating in... hmm, a long time actually? Heck, practically a thousand years."
>Wonder why?
"Not telling you. Now get back to work."
>You work back at your station for a while, and eventually the day's over.
>You head back with Twilight to the dorms.

A. Twilight's room.
B. Your room.
C. Weight room [spoiler]bitch

>You follow Twilight into her room.
>Like... in a not creepy way.
>On the way you see Rainbow packing up a backpack.
>Where's she going?
"Away game. Las Pegasus. Come on, dude! I told you this!"
"Aww... when are you going to be back?"
"Wednesday morning. Try not to miss me too much, 'kay Anon?"
>Did... she just say Las Pegasus?
>She meant... Las Vegas, right? Like, UNLV?
>But... UNLV is Division 1. So... where exactly?
>What kind of league are you guys even in?
>Before you have any more existential crises, Twilight drags you back into her room.
"Anon... help me practice!"
>Rarity's sitting quietly in her bed, under the covers.
"Oh... hello you two..." 
"We're... going to practice, and Anon's going to be Shiny."
"Oh, Anonymous is a great actor..."
>She smiles thinking about Friday.
"Did you want me out, darling?"
>Not like you're gonna fuck Twilight on Rarity's bed... are you?


A. Rarity stays.
B. Rarity leaves.

>You have some flashbacks to this room.
>Fucking a girl.
>Fucking a girl.
>Fucking another girl.
>That bed.
>And some rather unpleasant ones.
>Drama, crying, losing games of League.
>But... you're all over that now, right?
>You don't mind if Rarity stays.
"Oh, how delightful. A free show."
>Alright.
>You square up to Twilight and you ask her to hit you with your best shot.
"Okay."
>She takes a deep breath.
"Shining Armor?"
>Chyea brah?
>She giggles at your halfway Californian accent.
"Can I talk to you?"
>Sure thing, Twily.
>Twilight blushes at you using the pet name.
"Y'see... there's... something I need to tell you.
W-well... not need. I'd like to tell you."
>Sup brah?
"I... I like you... a lot."
>She... sounds serious.
>Damn, Twilight's a good actor.
>Rarity's watching intently, and would easily shred through a bag of popcorn in 9 seconds flat
>Twilight looks up and brushes her hair out of her face.
"H-how was that?"

A. Kiss her.
B. Approve.
C. Disapprove.

>You smile at her and tell her that it was so good.
>Good enough for you to believe it.
"I agree wholeheartedly, Twilight."
>She's ready for her batmitzva now.
>Speaking of important Jewish events... you have a date!

>Argyle sweater... nice kicks. Cologne.
>Damn right you feel good.
>On your way out the door, you see Rainbow Dash.
"Damn, Anon. You going to a job interview?"
>She's in sweats and a hoodie.
>Is she going to um... the... [spoiler]Toilet store?[/spoiler]
"Haha, Anon, you're getting bad at this."
>You find out her bus is waiting in the wings in the same direction as your walk.
>Might as well.
"I'm pretty hype for this game. I heard... there's gonna be some scouts!"
>BONK.
"You really should come to an away game once or twice. The fear really gets to you."
>But then you'd have to miss class and shit.
"Come on, dude... you're such an egghead."
>Who's an egghead, eg-
"But... I like that about ya."
>She leans on you as you two walk.
>Bitch, getcho durty ass sweats offa me.

>You bid her goodbye as steps on the bus and waves to you.
>Then she loses herself amongst her soccer teammates as they get rowdy on the bus.
>No, not that way.
>Sexual activity before games is never a good thing.
>Not even League.

>You knock on Celestia's apartment door at around 7:30.
>Celestia answers.
>She's wearing some pajamas and her glasses, and her hair's a mess.
"Luna! Anon's here!"
"Coming, sis!"
"So... where are you going to take her?"

A. The park.
B. The movies.
C. A cafe.

>Park probably. It's... actually less cold today than it has been earlier.
>Weird how the weather works around here.
>Always good when you want it.
>Luna steps out from her room.
>She's... absolutely... okay.
>Skirt, sweater, combed hair down.
>What, did you expect a flowing floor length dress bejeweled with star shaped diamonds, and a hairdo that puts Rarity's to shame?
>But... she looks nice.
"Hello, Anon."
>She smiles shyly at you two.
[spolier]consider this practice for Fluttershy, OP.[/spoiler]
"Go get him, little sis."
>Celestia smiles before showing you two the door.
>It's a really nice door.
>Too bad you have to exit.
"The park, you said?"
>You nod, telling her it'll be a full moon out tonight.
>She smiles at your recognition.
"That's right... I'm so excited."
>She walks alongside you, as you [spoiler]magically navigate to a park you didn't know existed[/spoiler]

A. Small talk
B. Business talk
C. Bizness talk
D. Kiss her.

>The walk goes on for a couple minutes in silence. She is... pretty quiet.
>Time to figure out how much a polar bear weighs.
>Enough to break the ice.
>Why does she like the moon so much?
>You totally gloss over the fact that her name means moon in like 9 different languages.
>But... you don't have languages here! We all speak basic.
"Well... when Celestia and I were little, I..."
>She giggles at the thought.
"I used to be a bad kid... not on purpose though. But my father would always send me outside whenever I was bad. He called it banishing."
>Aww.
"I'd cry and cry. Seeing Celestia on the other side of the glass sliding door in a brightly lit room.
But... when I looked up, I saw that... there was a big bright ball in the sky.
Almost as bright as the sun. It lit up our backyard and I felt comfort knowing that something was there for me... to comfort me.
I had fun in the mysterious luminesence that it and the stars provided."
>Wow... backstory. Never thought OP would have it in him.

>You reach the park and you two meander about.
>Some little kids still playing on the swingset.
>A couple of couples coupling a couple of couplings.
>Some hipster taking pictures of lampposts.
"Listen... I'm sorry that Tia put you up to this..."
>What, is she not having fun?
"Well... it's not you. It's nice to be out here with someone for once. I'm just worried that... you're not having fun."
>You reassure her that tonight's for her to enjoy.
"Thanks, Daewon."
>Anon.
"Right."
>After walking a couple laps around the park, you two park it on a bench.
"There she is... the moon."
>You smile at the light it shines.
>You look away from it and see the blueish white glow that it sheds on everything around you.
>Especially the girl sitting next to you, smiling contently.
>Night time has never looked this bright.
>And you've never seen the moon this large.
>Meanwhile, tsunamis in Southeast Asia.
>She leans on you.
"It's beautiful isn't it?"

A. Agree.
B. Wrap your arm around her.
C. Kiss her.

>You put your arm around her.
>And you deliver said cheesy line.
>I'm sorry, I just didn't wanna have to think about using the same line 3 times.
>She giggles.
"Getting cold, Anon?"
>You pull her in for extra warmth.
>Not so cold any more.
>But yeah, the moon's real pretty.
>You stay for while in silence enjoying each other's company.
"We... probably should go soon, class tomorrow. Y'know."
>The two of you stand up as you walk back toward the apartments.
>And... you pass by a cafe.
>Luna shivers.
>In other words, you hold her hand and take her inside.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtFBRJFN3p8
>The store's relatively empty. The only inhabitants are the two baristas and Frankie over there.
>You order a hot cocoa. Never really had a thing for coffee.
>And Luna orders herself some coffee or something and reaches into her purse.
>You stop her, and put your hand on your wallet.
>The leatherbound carrying case destroys your hand like a jollybuzzer.
>But you withstand the pain... and whip out the debit card.
>Barista one swipes your card while barista two hands you two your drinks, as you head out.
"Thanks again Anon... but you didn't have to."
>This IS a date. Which means someone's paying for everything.
>The walk back is relatively quiet. Occasionally exchanging words and sips.
>She asks if she can try your hot cocoa.
>But that's like kisu kisu with Luna-senpai...
>You kagayaku like a motherfucker.
>You take the elevator up.
"Anon, I had a lot of fun tonight..."
>She shakes her coffee... empty.
"Thanks again."

A. kiss her
B. kiss her cheek
C. hug her
D. spaghet.
E. Fuck her.

>You lean in slowly.
>Luna closes her eyes and tilts her head.
>You've got it.
>Just gotta land it.
>Asiana.
>Too soon?
>You lean in even closer and you get a whole two seconds of lip contact, before the elevator opens up.
>Who's waiting outside?
>Not Celestia. No one actually.
>Luna sighs, smiles, and follows up with a quick cheek kiss, before heading down the hall to her apartment.
"Good night, Anonymous."
>You head back down the elevator.
>Vibration...s.
>Two text messages, yippee!
Luna: Thanks again. I had fun.
Celestia: Thanks again. I had fun.
>This leaves... room for discussion.
>You begin the long walk back to CU, with the oddest smile on your face; the path luminated by the full moon above.

>You swipe yourself back into A building.
>Wonder how Twilight story arc turned out?
>Your stomach grumbles.
>Raid the fridge for a bit.
>Dash's leftovers.
>Egh, she won't be back for a while.
>You nom on them before heading back to the room.
>Changing into your PJ's, you brush your teeth and whatever have you.
>Checking your youtube? Nothing new.
>Email? Nothing new.
>Facebook. Nothing new.
>You go to bed. Nothing new.

End Day 29
Day 29 Summary
Luna rapport up!
Bio confidence up!
Lab paycheck up!

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