- >Wow... it's cold today.
- >Warm shower will do you something good.
- >After zooping out of bed, you woop into the shower with a towel and your soaps and shit.
- >Piss in the shower because you don't give a shit.
- >It all goes the same place anyway.
- >Where is the same place?
- >Try not to go drinking fountain ever again.
- >You go back inside and put on a freshly washed v-neck and jeans.
- >And throw on your blazer for extra style.
- >Or maybe your hoodie for extra cozy?
- >Yeah, hoodie wins.
- >It's the hoodie you got from your old high school, Faust HS.
- >It sports a maroon and gold motif, and the three letters.
- >Hopefully you won't get chastised for wearing it...
- >Or mistaken as a high school student.
- >You grab your bag.
- >You go outside... still a bit early.
- >Rarity and Rainbow Dash are headed out to class, it seems.
- >Fluttershy's... lying face down on the couch and Applejack's sitting next to her.
- >Crying?
- A. Flutterjack
- B. Rarebow
- C. Leave for class.
- >Your bro and Rarity smile and wave at you as they leave the dorms...
- >The door closes.
- >Fluttershy looks up.
- >She's... actually crying now.
- >Remember how I said that I was kidding about the depressing shit?
- >I was kidding.
- >What's wrong?
- "W-w-winona... she's... she's..."
- >She breaks down and starts sobbing.
- >What? Dead? Paralyzed? A homosexual? A brony?
- "She's missin', sugarcube..."
- >Fluttershy lets out a moan.
- >Not the sexy kind.
- >Oh yeah... you haven't seen that dog anywhere.
- "W-we've looked everywhere... and we can't find her!"
- "Evrywhere 'cept the boys hall..."
- >Why didn't they text you earlier?
- >Pinkie walks out of the hall.
- "Because the episode ended early yesterday!"
- >She goes to class.
- >Fluttershy sniffles.
- "A-a-anon... could you?"
- A. Search the boys hall
- B. Go to class
- C. Ask the RA.
- >You have at least 15 minutes... enough to conduct a barebones search.
- >You swipe your card back in to the hall, and the two girls follow you.
- >Most of the doors are locked... and everybody's at class right now.
- >Your room first.
- >Damn... it's a mess.
- >Note to self: Clean the fuck up.
- >If Winona's in here, she'd be pretty hard to find.
- >Wait... you'd know if there'd was a bitch in your room.
- >Spike's already gone.
- >Yep. That's a good one.
- >And you're pretty sure there's no dog in your room either.
- >Fluttershy's sniffling... then falls on your chest and cries.
- >You hug her, because... why not?
- "Anon, where is she?"
- A. Ask the RA
- B. Quit the search for now and go to class.
- C. Give up entirely.
- >You have an idea...
- >Remember that guy you met a long ass fucking time ago?
- >Not in Kickapoo, no...
- >Here. Hopefully he's not at class.
- >You walk to the end of the hall and knock on his door.
- >There's a big papier mache chestplate on his door, about crotch level.
- >The door opens.
- "Oh, sup dude? Daewon, right?"
- >Anon.
- "Right, right... Need something?"
- >You look back at Fluttershy, who's too sad to speak.
- >And OP never gives you any direct dialogue... so...
- "Howdy. We were wondrin' if you've seen a little doggy around?"
- >Sharmor thinks for a bit...
- "Oh, right right... that little dude... I thought he was a stray who wandered his way in here... so I took em to the pound, brah."
- "Winona's a girl!"
- >Fluttershy speaks up, and immediately recognizes her mistake...
- "You brought a pet to my beach, girl?"
- >His demeanor changes...
- >Chyea brah.
- "N-n-no... I... um."
- >Fluttershy lost all of her momentum.
- "Chillax... it's all right, girl... just as long as you promise a dude one thing."
- >inb4 pussy
- >He loses his California accent.
- "Never pull that shit again. No pets allowed!"
- >He slams the door.
- "Welp, at least we found 'er!"
- >Fluttershy's doing her best to recover.
- >You make it to bio class just after the professor starts lecturing.
- >Not too many seats, but you find 3 consecutive ones...
- >Fuck, none of them are lefty.
- A. Notes
- B. Applejack
- C. Fluttershy
- D. Goof off / nap
- >You do your best to take notes... but your elbow keeps falling...
- >No elbow rest? No work. That's not fair.
- >You turn to your left to talk to Fluttershy.
- >If she could scoot just slightly enough, you could use her desk as an elbow rest, and get work to do.
- >You ask her t-
- "Anon? Think we're ever gonna see her again?"
- >Huh, what? You reassure Flutts that you just need the address or whatever to the pound.
- "Y-you really think so? But... what if she gets adopted? Or claimed by her old owner?"
- >You try to summarize the basic plot line of Foster's House for her, and tell her to employ the same basic concept...
- "You mean like... working at the pound?"
- >She's beaming.
- "Anonymous! You're so smart!"
- >She hugs you in your seat.
- "O-oh... I'm sorry."
- >One other thing...
- "What is it?"
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UC86yQAzaxg
- >You have enough space to take some notes!
- >Albeit class is almost almost over.
- >You fill up half a page though... good enough?
- >Your phone vibrates.
- Mom: DO NOT SHEIMU FAMIRY
- >Well... guess not.
- >One hour break.
- A. Get some snacks
- B. Study in the library
- C. Hang out at the Greens.
- >Option B
- >B
- >Shit... you might have a B now.
- >And not in easy physics or psych. psychics, physics, physio, psych, PSY. Man, fuck college.
- >Chem and or bio...
- >Last you checked, your midterm grades were pretty sexy.
- >But... you haven't been on your study game enough.
- >You should convince sudoku now, kiddo.
- >Let's get that changed, huh?
- >Library.
- >You open up your class websites, and check your midterm scores for extra motivation.
- >A minus in both... seeing at least 90+ is enough to make you smile.
- >You flip through your notes and scroll through powerpoints.
- >Luckily, it's quiet enough... so you're pretty focused.
- >When suddenly... nothing happens because an event right now will ruin your grades
- >You're learning your cellular respiration and photosynthesis pathways.
- >It's making you feel better to know that you're body's synthesizing a shitton of ATP right now.
- >Woo! Yeah, learning!
- >Glycolysis, Krebs Cycle, Oxidative Phosphorylation.
- >ENERGY!
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6OMP6JbO80
- >Chem class. Oh shit.
- >You've been studying too long! You skeedaddle to class.
- >You're a bit late... again... so you're not sure who you're gonna sit with.
- A. Left section.
- B. Middle section.
- C. Right section.
- >You went mid.
- >Been a while since you took your Oriana for a spin.
- >And... you find an open lefty! Sweet.
- >Right next to this really cute girl.. Really neatly dressed, and straight purple ha-
- >Oh, it's Twilight. Not that cute.
- >You take a seat next to her.
- "Hey Anon!"
- "Anon's here?"
- "Howdy Anon."
- >Science crew swag up in this.
- >The gang's all here!
- A. Notes
- B. TS
- C. AJ
- D. FS
- E. Slack off /nap
- >Chemistry! Yeah.
- >You write something down about Lewis dot structure and covalent bonds.
- Writing this CYOA and taking notes actually helps me remember more things about chemistry and junk. Thanks, guys!
- >Covalent bonds are created when electronegativity differences between the atoms aren't large enough.
- >Who's /sci/ in here?
- >You copy some of the powerpoint down as Twilight takes more shit down in her notebook.
- >You're paying attention... and the lecture is actually really interesting!
- >You remember your old high school chem teacher discussing some of this with you last year.
- >Yeah, Mr. Whitman. What a swell guy.
- >Odd he disappeared.
- >Back to notes. More questions about periodic table trends.
- >Class is actually over!
- >You survived!
- >2 hour break!
- A. Lunch
- B. Gym
- C. Library
- D. Naptime
- >What city are you in?
- >Gainesborough.
- >Because gains, bro.
- >You text Dash that witty quip.
- Dash: I'll meet you there.
- >You head back to the dorms and get suited up.
- >And you meet her there!
- "Hey, buddy boy... you ready to get freddy?"
- >What now?
- "I-I was... trying out a joke!"
- >Wanna know a joke?
- "What?"
- >Rainbow Dash.
- >Work hard.
- >You're working them adductor and abductors.
- >Because the best thing you wanna see on a girl is a nice firm sidethigh.
- >And you might as well do the same for yourself.
- >Really though. Sidethighs and sideabs and sideboobs are like... my fetish or some shit.
- >because the only girls I see naked are always turned sideways... because of porn camera angles.
- >because I've never seen a real girl naked up front. ;_;
- >You work the obliques with a medball core exercise, trading sets off with Rainbow.
- >She sits up and turn, with the ball at her chest... then finishes her set.
- >You lie down... on her sweat.
- >megusta.jpg
- >Remember when "me gusta" wasn't cancer?
- Hell, I remember when /b/ used roodypoo and candyass.
- >Buying some protein bars from the vending machine, you and Dash head back to the dorms.
- "Yeah, and his form was toooootally wack! I had to correct him."
- >Ever consider how much of a pretentious cunt she is?
- "Yeah, you're a pretty big dick yourself, buddy."
- >/cast Summon: Costanza
- >You're showered, you're sitting in lab, you're watching Celestia demo somthing, and... oh... fuckaroo... you're tired.
- >When was the last time you ate something...?
- >Breakfast yesterday?
- >Your head hurts, your body aches... your d is buffed...
- >Debuff, I mean.
- >And your abs are sore... so that kinda mitigates the creeping hungry feeling that you've got.
- "Alright, class! Go ahead and try it out."
- A. Work on lab. (divisible by 4)
- B. Applejack
- C. Twilight
- D. Celestia
- E. Nap (-1 debuff)
- >You try your best to work on the lab.
- "You alright, Anon?"
- >Yup, you're feeling like a million ducks.
- >Oh... you missed the beaker.
- >Oh... you forgot to click start.
- >Oh... you forgot to put on your gloves...
- >You accidentally spill a bit of acid on your fingers.
- >Whew... you'd think that'd hu-
- >Mmggff... sink time. You put some water on it...
- >Warm. Tingly.
- "Anonymous? What are you doing?"
- >Celestia's onto you.
- >Y-you too.
- >You pull your hands out of the sink and dry your hands.
- "Y'okay there, sugarcube?"
- >Y-yeah... you're feeling like a million sucks.
- "Just... hold on, I've almost got it."
- >Twilight pipets the acid into a beaker, and it turns a slight yellow color.
- >She beams.
- >Fuck... you have work today.
- >You're following Celestia who's asking you two about how the camping trip went.
- "Oh... it was nice to be out of the dorms."
- >You tease her and tell Celestia that she was studying the whole time.
- "H-hey! I needed to!"
- >The walk to the lab is long... and you're tired...
- >After the acid mishap, you wonder how bad it could be today.
- http://pastebin.com/24BvWGz0
- >Hmm... choose carefully.
- A. Work by yourself
- B. Do the easiest thing you could do.
- C. Shadow Celestia
- D. Shadow Twilight
- E. Ask Celestia to skip out on work today.
- >You tag along with Twilight today.
- >Hopefully she won't put you to sleep with
- "lab terms big words lab terms big words lab terms big words lab terms big words lab terms big words lab terms big words"
- >Oh... sweet.
- "Are you even paying attention, Anon? I said lab terms big words."
- >lab words big terms
- >She's teaching you how to test the hardness of water with a titration of EDTA.
- >You tell her how you're always using the hardness paper strips on your old hot tub back at home.
- "Yeah, but EDTA works so much better because lab terms big words."
- >Hhhhg. You're struggling right now.
- >You reach a part of the experiment with some downtime.
- >You pull out your phone... and... hold up...
- >Idea time. You ask Twilight for her phone.
- "Umm... okay?"
- >She hands you her phone. Not even a smart phone. plebniggabitch go home.
- >You take a silly picture of your face and setting it as her background before getting down to your idea.
- >You text Unknown from Twi's phone.
- Unknown: This is Colgate... who's this?
- >Mission accomplished.
- >You text Unknown from your phone.
- Unknown: Nope, you're wrong. Your unknown isn't Colgate ;) Basement tonight though... same time.
- >This bitch.
- >You finish up your jobs and whatever, you're still feeling a bit sleepy but... egh.
- >Twilight's talking about lab terms big words. You nod a bunch, out of sympathy.
- >Back at the dorms!
- >FFW to 8 PM
- A. Work/Study with ________.
- B. Vidya with _______.
- C. Head over to B building.
- >You go back to your room. Nap time.
- Damn, I'm feeling it too.
- >You wake up at 9:30.
- >Spike's reading quietly on his bed.
- >You do the reading for psych class, searching for some quotes.
- "Psychology is the study of the mind."
- >Good enough.
- >You open up your essay and paste your quote on it, and cite the article.
- >Gooder enougher.
- >You write up some introduction, giving some retrograde background info about modern psychology.
- >Goodest enoughest.
- >You change gears to your physics homework.
- >Online homework makes you wanna die.
- >Eventually it's 10:30.
- >Equipment select.
- >Flashlight. Knife. Airsoft gun. Towel. Box of condoms. Change of underwear. Chemistry notes.
- >You text Vinyl to let you in.
- Vinyl: Tavi's asleep, so you're gonna hang with me in the lobby.
- >You get into B building.
- "Hey Anon! What do you wanna do? Vidya? Cookies?"
- >Damn, those sound great... but you have another idea.
- "22X Again? Are you insane?"
- >You tell her how you have a fetish for scary shit.
- "Oh... 'sthat why you took off into the forest with Dash a couple nights back?"
- >Never speak of that horrible night again.
- >What a horrible night to have a curse.
- "F-fine... I'm not scared."
- >She downloads a flashlight app on her phone.
- >You've wasted a good 3 minutes waiting for the download to finish.
- >Fucking college internet.
- "K. Ready freddy!"
- >Not the same, I sware on me mum.
- >You get your CQC stance on, leading down the hall with your flashlight in your right and your airsoft gun in your left.
- "Anon! Where the hell did you get that?"
- >This gun is the best gun ever... and it totally made for a good plot device in the sequel.
- >My egoraptor.
- >220
- >222
- >224
- >226
- >22X.
- >You creak the door open. Moonlight paints everything as a silhouette or a deep blue.
- >The ladder hatch is open.
- A. Have Vinyl take point.
- B. Go first.
- C. Back out.
- "Wow... it's creepy in here."
- >You sign to her to keep it down... she's ruining the spookiness.
- >Facing the ladder, you take a deep breath.
- >You whisper to Vinyl that you'll give her the signal to come down when it's clear... and to pull some Navy Seal rear security bullshit.
- >She whips around and checks your six as you descend the ladder.
- >Touch down. You shine your flashlight from left to right, scouting the room in entirety...
- >Not a soul... This basement actually looks like yours.
- >Laundry machines. Piles of bags and carts. Wooden table.
- >You find the light switch. It's a ceiling pull.
- >Ceiling pulls are a necessity in any mancave or hangout chill spot.
- >Not related... point is... the lights don't turn on.
- >Probably condemned or shut down or something. Faulty wiring.
- >Your flashlight flickers...
- >Shit, handjob time.
- >You wank that shit like its your jo-
- >Your wrists are grabbed.
- >You desperately squeeze the trigger a few times, sending bb's everywhere.
- >In a matter of seconds, you're on the ground... and something... someone's on top of you.
- "Hey there, Anonymous... nice to see you..."
- A. Call for Vinyl.
- B. Wait for it.
- >Like any good action movie hero, you want the tension to build up for your audience before having the day saved.
- "Now... why'd you come down here?"
- >You feel your pants come off.
- >That's why.
- >Suddenly, moist warmth on your mmm....your mouth.
- >Unknown's kissing you... minty fresh...
- "You think you have me figured out? Think again..."
- >The minty breath keeps breathing onto you, kissing you adeptly.
- >Your tongue pathing is similar to what you saw in that Japanese Fast and Furious movie.
- >And... your dick's getting a rubdown. Nice.
- >The hands feel dexterous, but gentle.
- >Firm, but... graceful?
- >Your penis's defense increased because it used Withdraw
- >Then it used Harden for double defense.
- >Whatever's on top of you is slowly grinding on your stomach. Whipping tails... your defense does not go down, however.
- >In any case, your dick's getting handed and your mouth is getting mouthed.
- >And... your hand is getting flashlighted...
- >Can you give a handjob in time?
- A. Call for Vinyl
- B. Charge the flashlight.
- C. Stay still.
- >Time for some magic tricks.
- >You diddle the flashlight over into your fingertips...
- >And use switcheroo.
- >You've switched the flashlight with your dick!
- >The hand that jacks you is charging your flashlight!
- >Ackbar, you're too late to warn her/him/it.
- >The flashlight was left on, so each shake reveals...
- >Redheart?
- "H-hi Anon..."
- >She's on your left side, hand on flashlight.
- >And there's still one person on top of you...
- >It's gotta be Spike.
- >Colgate pulls away from your lips.
- "Hey there, Anonymous!"
- >Why'd she stop?
- >Redheart's stopped shaking the flashlight...
- "Anonymous? Who's there? I'm coming down!"
- >Vinyl drops down from the room above.
- "Kept ya waiting, huh?
- >She points her flashlight upwards...
- >No Colgate...
- >No Redheart...
- >Just you... holding your dick.
- End day 22.
- Day 22 Summary
- Case Closed: Mystery of the Unknown Funzone!
- Studied efficiently.
- Lower body gains.
- Rapport or someshit, I don't know. Went up anyways. Woo.
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