Canter U: Day 20 Saturday

>You shake your head a little bit.

>Whoa... that was a strange trip.

>Threesomes? Nah. Never. You wish though...

>That's too easy.

>You check your watch, 12 AM.

"Are you okay, darling?"

>Something smells kinda...

>Oh shit, the vial's open!

>You cap it quickly.

>Your vial has become a less saturated pink.

>Volatility, huh?

>Hopefully no residual made it anywhere.

>You're feeling a bit tingly...

>You see Rarity gain some color... and shift in her seat.

"Whew... I'm feeling flush..."

"Now that you mention it... it is feeling kind of... warm."

>You scoot closer... and look Octavia in the eye.

>She breaks your eye contact and looks down...

>Her face changes from a warm smile to an insecure frown as she looks unassuredly at you before dropping her spaghetti.

"Um... e-excuse me..."

>She gets up from her chair and walks back to her tent.

>Rarity comes closer to you and takes Tavi's chair.

"Mmm... what's the matter with her?"

>Rarity's leaning on you from where she sits.

 

A. Follow Octavia

B. Stay with Rarity

C. Back to your tent and sleep.

 

>You take one last swig of soda and a nibble out of your graham cracker before putting it on Rarity's lap.

"Where are you going? Don't leave a lady alone~!"

>Wait... you just realized something...

>Rarity's had what you've been searching for this whole time...

>You walk back to her, sit down next to her...

"Anonymous, darling..."

>And you lean in...

>And take the graham cracker off her lap, and eat it, before leaving.

>And you suck on it... letting it melt in your mouth.

>Oh my lord... this is absolutely the best graham cracker ever...

>You just wanna fuck it and do naughty things with it.

>In that order.

>Rarity's still anticipating a kiss. Eyes closed and leaning.

>You're a ninja... and you've already made it away from the fire to the dark row of tents.

>Sounds like someone must be stepping in a puddle of mud with a sprained ankle.

>Ever step with a sprained ankle? That'd make anyone moan.

>And that mudsquishing noise. Wonder what that is?

>Your heart's beating a bit faster...

 

A. Jump in the tent.

B. Continue "listening".

C. Go back to your tent to "sleep"

 

>You hear the mudsquishing stop... but the moaning keeps going on.

>It's actually getting louder!

>Maybe that ankle pain has some residual afterburn or whatever?

>Ankle injuries are weird.

>The voice starts up again.

>And you hear it reach high frequencies that are virtually inaudible... a final squeak, and a loud sigh.

>The tent has a little rattle.

>Boring. It's over.

>You go back into your tent.

>No Spike yet.

>You get into your sleeping bag...

>And after that you start jerking off.

>Up on a mountain jerking off.

>Down by the river jerking off.

>And that's when you have your epiphany...

>Whoever that was, she was masturbating!

>Hot. Great material. You cum and clean up.

>Because girls totally don't masturbate ever. That's just a myth.

>Like how they don't fart or poop.

>Trust me, I'm an expert.

>You fall asleep in your sleeping bag...

 

"Wakey wakey! Eggs and bakey!"

>Ooooh... something smells great...

>Spike flabbles out of his sleeping bag and moves out to the camp grounds.

>Peeking out your tent, the sun's shining... but it's still a bit cold.

>Applejack's got her hands on a sizzling frying pan, and Fluttershy's preparing some kind of sal-lad?

>Octavia's... smiling? And she's brought her cello... accompanying a rugged environment with a touch of class.

>Pinkie, Rainbow and Vinyl are kicking around a soccer ball.

>Twilight, Rarity and Spike are out and about eating breakfast.

 

A. Cooks

B. Music

C. Soccer

D. Breakfast

 

>You know that your Gordon Ramsey skills could create the greatest omelette on Middle Earth... but you wanna see what Applejack can whip up.

>inb4 apple omelette.

>You move closer to Octavia, who bids you a good morning.

"Good morning, Anonymous."

>She slows down her playing a bit, from consecutive changing notes, to full bars of just one extended note.

>You tell her a good morning and start shooting the shit with her.

>Compliments on the music. You really love the sound of a double stop on the two lowest strings.

"Thank you! I've actually been playing for... twelve, was it? Yes, twelve years. My father was actually first violin of the Manehatten Philharmonic."

>She means... Manhattan, right? Didn't know she had an accent.

"Do you play anything?"

>Not gonna lie... you were a total beast with the recorder back in 3rd grade.

>She laughs quietly.

>You ask her where she ran off to last night... she hits a bad note and her strings turn to noodles.

>Fettucine to be exact.

"I... um... I was..."

"Eggs're ready!"

>Damn... that smells amazing. Not as good as yours though.

"Oh yes! Whatever your friend Applejack is making is absolutely delightful. Shall we?"

>She hurriedly puts her bow down and gently sets the cello down, before heading to the picnic table. You follow.

>These eggs... they're... nice?

>Maybe you shoulda cooked.

>At least you have a nice helping of bacon to wash it down with.

>A lot of random conversation about the weather and midterms bounces about the table.

 

>After breakfast, you clean up your mess.

>10:30 AM. Good day ahead of you.

 

A. Scout out the forest.

B. Chill at the campgrounds.

 

>You tell your bros first. You know they're down like a frown.

>Spike nods and Dash looks excited.

>Rainbow puts her hands to her mouth and yells.

"Hey! Who wants to go on a hike?"

"Ah do!"

"You know I'm down!"

>Vinyl and AJ both race off to get their bags.

"Anyone else?"

"I-i'll go... it'll be fun!"

>Fluttershy on board.

>You see Vinyl trying to coerce Octavia to go...

"Vinyl! I don't want to go. Can you just please respect one decision I make?"

"Pff... alright, Tavi."

"It's.. Octavia."

>She sighs and heads back into her tent.

>Note to self... get the name right.

"Come on, Rarity! Let's go on a hike!"

>Spike's practically pulling on her arm, as she sketches with the other.

"Now Spikey wikey, you should know me well enough... I'm not a hike kind of girl..."

>He lets go.

"What about you, Twilight?"

"I'm actually gonna study. I got a 93 on my chem midterm... not good enough."

>Leave it to Twilight to bring her textbooks on a camping trip.

 

>Minutes into the hike, you reach a fork.

>And a spoon.

"What the hecky are these doing here?"

>Pinkie, out of nowhere.

>You stumble a clearing... with two unmarked paths, terraformed by the grace of God himself.

>One looks like it leads to a huge rock formation.

>The other... a pond?

>The meadow here is comforting and the sun shines through.

 

A. Rocks

B. Pond

C. Break time.

 

>Not too far now! You press onwards.

"Damn, Anon, you've been working out?"

>Dash smirks at your display of stamina and walks next to you.

>Fluttershy and Spike trudge on while Vinyl, AJ and Pinkie follow your lead.

"Come on now, you two! Keep up!"

 

>You make it to the pond.

>Pristine. Ducks graze the surface of the water.

>Fluttershy perks up and walkjogruns to the bank.

"Aww, they're so cute!"

>A little squirrel stands on a stump next to her.

>Odd that it isn't running.

>Maybe she's gonna accomplish her dream after all.

>Applejack and Spike sit down by a sandy bank and kick their shoes off.

>Rainbow and Pinkie climb a tree.

>Vinyl's sitting in a tight compact position... by herself.

 

A. Watch the animals.

B. AJ and Spike

C. Climb a tree

D. Vinyl

 

>You set your bag down, and find some of your candy that your mom gave you.

>Vinyl looks up at you.

"Oh... hey Anon!"

>She smiles as you sit next to her.

>You hold the bag at her and she takes one greedily and puts it into her mouth.

"Mmff...thanks!"

>You eat one too. Thanks Mom.

>You ask her why she's looking so down.

"Who's down? I'm not down? I'm up!"

>You give her a flat face... and she sighs.

"Right... I've just been... I don't know. It's weird. I never had too many friends in high school."

Sounds familiar, huh?

>How can that be? She's so cool and upbeat and whatever.

"Well... a lot of people knew me... and I was pretty popular... but... I've never really had... a friend, y'know?"

and that's where I made her less identifiable to you guys.

>Well, she has you.

"Aww, Anon, you're such a softie."

>inb4 Vinyl and Octavia are interchangeable with RD and Rarity

>She takes a piece of candy... and leans onto you.

>What to do now?

 

A. Continue chillaxing

B. Go fishing.

C. Skinny dipping (dubs succeeds)

 

>You gather everyone up.

>And pitch the idea.

>Last Friday night, you went streaking in the park.

>Now you're skinny dipping in the dark.

>But... you're not having a ménage a trois.

>I already gave you a couple of those. I'm sure you can hold off.

>Also, based Katy Perry.

"Golly Anon... why're ya always tryna get me naked?"

>Spike looks like he got shot... biting his lip and sinking within himself.

>Applejack unbuttons her red plaid shirt and lets it fall onto the sand below her...

>She slowly slides out of her shorts, slipping them off of her ankles.

>Spike's staring at her bare back, as she removes the rest of it.

"There ya go, Anon."

>She winks... but you can only see her ass. She moves into the water.

>Good thing it's actually oddly warm today.

Cold skinny dipping gave me the worst recorded illness of my life. I will not stand by and let it happen to 7 fictitious characters.

>Global warming doing some weird shit to the weather.

>That's what you call a Convenient Truth.

"Pinkie, wait!"

>Dash is climbing down the tree, still clothed.

>A streak of skin and pink blows by you into the water.

"Woo! Skinny dipping!"

>Pinkie Pie emerges from the water surface... showing you only exposed shoulders.

>Fluttershy watches onwards from the shore, blushing slightly.

"I-I don't think... I'm going to join you."

>You turn to Vinyl and take off your shirt.

>She does the same... she's blushing too.

>Not like this is the first time you've seen her in her underwear.

 

A. Get naked first.

B. Wait for Vinyl to get naked.

C. Convince Fluttershy.

D. Egg on Spike

E. Watch Rainbow.

 

>Fuck all noises in the immediate area with a TF red card.

>AOE OP.

>You stand up and take off your pants... and your underwear... and sprint into the water and dive in.

>Fluttershy watches you with her mouth open... as you reach the apex of your jump.

>And bang your chin on the pond floor.

>Doh. You crawl further and further into the water.

>From what you can gauge, the pond is at most... 6 feet deep?

>Hopefully no Nessie... and no Jaws.

>Shark Week took a lot out of you...

>And a rerun of Sharknado.

>And oh Lord, please let this water be clean.

Spoiler alert: It might not be, but I'll let you slide. IRL pro tip, only skinny dip in water that you KNOW is clean.

>You're pretty sure it is.

>It's hard to see through it though. Can't make out the outlines of Applejack's toned body, or Pinkie's... um... slightly chubby, but not, body?

>Idk what you prefer. php1 has some good humanized designs.

>You see Vinyl slowly stand up and take off her bra, covering her nipples with her arm. She does the same with her panties, kicking them off and covering herself up.

>She runs into the pond and swims over to you.

"Ha! Made it!"

>Splash of water on the back of your head.

>Applejack or Pinkie? Which one of those cunts fucked up your hair?

 

A. Splash Applejack.

B. Splash Pinkie

C. Splash Vinyl

D. Encourage Fluttershy

E. Encourage Rainbow Dash

F. Encourage Spike

 

>Pinkie, you ultracunt.

>You show that bitch some of your water bending that you've been working on.

>Arm, water, swing.

>You splash Pinkie's poofy pompadour, and it turns flat...

>She's frowning.

>Cutesad is still cute.

"N-n-nonny... why'd you do that?"

>She starts to cry...

"Y-you're not my friend anymore!"

>You get closer to her to apologize...

>And pow, your face is wet.

>Fuck, it got in your eyes.

>Baited and outsmarted.

"Wow, Nonny, you're gullible!"

"Yep... he's a softie."

>Hey, when'd Dash get here?

>Nope, just interchangeable musically talented Dash.

"But it's so adorable!"

>Pinkie hugs you underwater. The displacement gives you a little peak at that cleavage...

>And the boobage is against your chest. Nice.

>Rainbow's still sitting on a tree trunk, and Spike's still sitting in the sand.

>Fluttershy's... petting a bunny.

 

A. Rainbow

B. Spike

C. Fluttershy

 

>You wade over to the bank that Fluttershy's sitting on.

>The decreasing depth of the water keeps your lower body in the water... but your upper body glistens in the sun.

>She's got her feet in the water, but her dress still on, and a bunny in her lap.

>Who hikes in a dress?

"Oh... hello A-anon..."

>Pretty sure she can't see your dick or whatever... So... you're in the clear.

>You ask her if she'll come in.

"Oh nononono... I couldn't. I um... I can't swim! That's right."

>You sigh.

"I... I'm just... embarrassed... I don't think anyone's seen me naked before..."

>She blushes and covers her face.

 

A. Press her.

B. Compromise.

C. Give up.

 

>You tell her you have an idea.

>No, it's not "get my pink bottle out of my backpack".

>You tell her that she doesn't have to skinny dip...

"B-but... I couldn't... I don't have a swim suit!"

>She's wearing underwear, right?

"Yes... but I don't... oh, nonono... I couldn't."

>Really though.

>Bikinis = colored underwear

>logic

>And you also mention how the water's great and all that small shit that I forgot to put in last post.

"O-okay..."

>Wait wait... what?

"Just... don't look at me!"

>What? Fluttershy is backing up behind a bush.

"T-t-turn around."

>Bright eyes.

>Every now and then you fall apart.

>You can hear some shuffling behind you.

>You turn around a bit, because you're a dick.

>Whoa. Holy shit.

>She's got a body.

>You turn back around quickly... don't wanna scare her.

>Minutes later, there's a splash further down the bank.

>Fluttershy comes swimming toward you.

>Lying bitch.

"I... made it! Woo! This feels so great!"

>Exclamations on Fluttershy don't really increase the volume all that much.

>From what you can see on the shore, Dash is steaming. Got dat grumble face on and everything.

>She takes off her cyan hoodie and her shorts... and everything else...

>And comes sprinting in.

"Hey! Ya made it!"

>Spike's alone.

 

A. Return to group.

B. Escalate with Fluttershy (trips)

C. Spike

 

>No way of doing this homosexually...

>Or heterosexually.

>You yell from the water.

>Everyone else goes to watch.

>You ask Spike to come inside.

"I'm okay! Don't worry about me! I'm fine here!"

"Come on, dude! It's great in here."

"Yeah, I'm not wearing any clothes!"

>Pinkie, you whore.

>You see Spike shift.

"HEY PUSSY BETA FAGGOT BIT-"

>Rainbow, you cunt.

"Guys... it's gettin' kinda late... maybe we should call it a day and head back?"

>Yeah, maybe...

>You all shamelessly head for shore... and

>Oh shit you're naked.

>Cover mode.

"Don't you dare look, dude."

>Rainbow's covering herself up.

>Not like it'd be the first time.

 

>The rest of you get dried and dressed, and you begin your walk back.

>Applejack and Rainbow Dash are arguing about... whatever the fuck, you're not paying attention.

>Vinyl's talking to Pinkie Pie about a future gig.

>Spike's clutching the straps of his pack.

>You talk to your roommate.

>inb4 wtf is wrong with you, spike, you dipshit

>Naked girls is too hard to pass up.

"I-I know... I just didn't wanna... get naked."

>Why not?

"Okay... keep this a secret from everybody..."

>You lean in and he whispers.

"I'm really small.

>Show of hands. Who's <5"?

 

A. Keep the secret.

B. Blurt out the truth.

C. Exaggerate the size.

 

>Pff... you wrote the bro code. You can keep a secret.

>Iron box of secrets.

>The walk back is relatively uneventful...

>Cept... y'know... you saw a bear or something.

>Really far away.

"Welcome back, guys... did you have fun?"

"Yuparoonie!"

>Rarity's still sketching... almost like she hasn't moved.

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead... what is life off screen?

"Hey Tavi, you missed it! We were having so much fun!"

>She sighs...

"Hello to you too, Vinyl."

>Twilight approaches you.

"So... what did you guys do?"

>Might as well give her the skinny.

>Skinny dipping.

>It's too late for funny.

>It's getting dark... in the story at least.

>Applejack starts the fire.

"Anybody else starvin'? Food'll be ready in a jiff."

 

A. Help cook.

B. Explore the forest

C. Socialize with ___________.

 

>You walk up to the grill, offering to cook.

"You wanna cook? Why? Were mah eggs not good?"

>Element of Honesty, huh?

>You tell her that you've had better.

"Fair 'nuff. Ah'll let you at it."

>She smirks and watches you.

>Burgers. Shouldn't be too hard.

>You don't have the easymode of garlic salt... oh boy.

>You check your pockets. Vial's still there... nope. Not today.

>Plus, you're not sure if you can lace it. It's meant to be inhaled.

>The ground beef hasn't been cut or pressed into patty form.

>You dice some onions and take some shredded cheese, and mix it with the ground beef.

>You cut your patties and toss em on the grill.

>Smells good.

"So Anon... You've got some crazy ahdeas... 'dyou enjoy the show?"

>She smirks and pokes you in the chest.

>You tell her how you saw Fluttershy for the first time.

"Gee Anon, yer thirstier than a drunk man in the Mojave Desert!"

>Flip. Flip. Flip. Press.

>And plus... you're pretty sure she's already saw Fluttershy before.

"And... she may have the goods, but ah have the know-how."

>Applejack winks.

 

>Burgers done.

"Damn, Anon... you're a good cook!"

"Not with your mouth full, Vinyl..."

>Octavia's eating with a fork.

>And Rarity.

>After everyone's done with their food... the moon has risen over the camp grounds.

>Nothing but the fire and the moon are your sources.

>Octavia's playing once again, as the other 8 sit dispersed into groups around the campfire.

>Pinkie, Dash and Vinyl...talking parties?

>Spike and Rarity... having their "one way street" convo.

>Twilight, Applejack, Fluttershy... studying.

 

A. Music.

B. Party talk

C. Unrequited love couple

D. Study

E. Ditch and go on a spooky night adventure.

 

>You get up from your chair to reach your backpack... make sure you're well equipped.

>Knife, airsoft gun from yesternight, bag of chips, 40 dollars? Oh nice!

>You victoriously rip them out of your bag.

>And Dash snatches a 20 out of your hand.

"Thanks Anon!"

>She scampers off...

>You prepare one more smore... for good time's sake.

>You're ready to leave.

>Wanna bring someone?

 

First 5 names are our invited.

 

>You tell Rainbro to come back and chat with you about your little plan...

"Heh, sounds freaky. I'm game."

>You montage your way through the rest of the invites.

"Ah'm afraid not. Y'all stay safe though."

>Applejack hands you two flashlights.

"N-no thank you, darling... I'm quite fine here."

"Oh no, I couldn't... that's... scary."

"That's absurd... do you have any idea what time it is?"

>You turn to Dash after your montage is over.

"Well, looks like it's just you and me!"

>She lovepunches you in the arm and you two go on your merry way.

Spike, Pinkie and Vinyl would've been your others.

 

>You place your knife in your pocket. Just for easy access.

>Last of Us taught you a lot about easy access, and the inconvenience of keeping something essential in a backpack.

>The woods are a freaky place out at night...

>The glow of the campfire is now just a faint dot in the distance behind you.

>All you have are those flashlights that you charge by giving it a handjob.

"Heh, this is fun. I'm not scared at all!"

>She's jumping on and off of stumps, strobing on her flashlight.

>You hear a howling... a hooting... all sorts of animal noises.

>No, Anon, this ISN'T supposed to turn you on.

>Dash cowers in fear at the sound, hugging onto your arm, and letting go immediately and blushing.

>You ask if she's okay.

"I-I'm not scared..."

>Should you be?

 

A. Deeper into the forest.

B. Turn back.

 

>You walk through the forest, Dash follows close behind you, scouting everything out with a flashlight.

>You continue your stroll.

>The overhead canopy prevents most of the moonlight from coming in...

"Y-you know your way back, right?"

>Yep. Totally. Uh-huh. Positive.

>Anything but nope.

>Dash's breathing becomes nervously ragged.

>She okay?

"Yeah yeah... I'm totally... f-f-fine... whew, it's cold."

>She shivers.

>Starting to feel it.

>The tension.

>The soil giving way beneath your shoes.

>The centicollisions of gravel and sediment, the cracking of leaves.

>Your flashlight... flickers.

>You know your Rainbro isn't good at handjobs...

>Dashie might be...

>But you of all people know how to please a man. You are one!

 

A. Rainbro

B. Dashie

C. You

 

>You ask Dash charge your flashlight.

"Do it yourself, dude!"

>You tell her to lead the way.

"F-fine."

>She grabs your flashlight.

>And you hold her hand before she starts to shake.

"A-anon?"

>Time to summon Dashie.

>Kisu kisu desu.

"A-anon... I don't know if we're... gonna get out of this alive."

>She kisses you back.

>Wait... there's no ~!

>She's not Dashie... what's happening here?

>You're charged... in a good amount of time.

>You point your flashlight, it's working pretty well.

>Rainbow's holding onto your arm.

"What's... that?"

>She points her flashlight to a tree in the distance... something's weird about it.

 

A. Examine tree.

B. Ignore

C. Turn back

 

>A cold breeze blows by... and Dash huddles into you for warmth...

"Ah jeez... I'm so close right now..."

>Not the first time she's said that, huh?

>She hits you on the arm before before walking closely with you.

>You move up to the tree...

>Hey a note!

http://youtu.be/jCYe4oqgysA?t=54s

"Anon, what is that?"

>You read it.

>NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>With a crudely drawn stick figure...

>You reach your hand up.

"Anon, don't!"

>Why not?

"I-I-i'm scared... okay? There... I said it. I'm a wimp. I'm scared. I'm not confident... and... I don't wanna lose you... because... I kinda... ahem... I like you, you baka."

No surprise, you've fucked her like... 5 times now?

>How's a paper gonna kill you?

>Paranoia activate: bloodthinners and papercuts. worst way to go.

 

A. Take the note.

B. Turn back to camp.

 

>You slowly reach up and rip the note off the tree.

>You get a flash of the Happy Mask Salesman.

"You shouldn't have done that."

>You recoil in shock.

"Anon! Are you okay?"

>You shake your head... you're fine.

>But... your vision.

>It's... getting blurrier...

>White noise.

>Photons blasting past.

>Ringing...

>He engulfs all. He is all you see in this darkness.

>No more trees. No more Rainbow Dash. No more note.

>The static is too much to bear. It pierces your eardrums.

>There he stands... the Slender Man.

>No eyes, but he sees all. No mouth, but he consumes all.

>He grabs you, holding you in his tight vicelike hands.

>You hear faintly, through the sounds of death.

"An.....gonn..... you dow..... let go!"

>Rainbow?

>Your sight comes back... the noise stopped.

>You see a $20 bill, floating away.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT9r_-oHJV0

I set this up too hard.

>You turn around and see a familiar white oval.

>Slender!

>You stumble back in fear... hear a crack.

>You check your pockets... That was the vial...

>Rainbow bends down to kiss you...

"Anon..."

>pic related

>And they all fucked (including Slendy)

...the end!

>Then you went back to camp, yay!

 

End day 20

Day 20 Summary

Fluttershy Rapport up!

Spike Rapport up!

Octavia Rapport up!

Dash Rapport up!

Vinyl Rapport up!

No more Aphro.