Canter U: Day 2 Tuesday

>You were falling into the Pacific Ocean, painted in gold, when you met your ultimate rival.

>Gary the Oak Shark.

>You took the basketball and dunked that shit in his home, destroying the Marianas trench.

"Haha, that's a weird dream, Anon."

>Twilight steers into you and playfully bumps you off your walking path.

>What can you say? That's what happens when you don't get enough sleep.

"Yeah, I'm sorry."

>Twilight looks a little guilty for both keeping you up, and not letting you crash in her room yesterday.

>Also, you can't possibly be telling her about your actual dream.

>Walking in on Twilight and Rarity in their dorm room lesbian-ing.

>Thank Bob for class being at 10 today. You got to sleep in.

>And by sleep in, I mean, getting a wake up call by Twilight waking you up.

>You both walk into the Physics lecture hall, and get to your seats.

>Twilight prepares her battle station with a notebook and a fake quill pen.

>So hip.

 

A. Notes

B. Talk to Twilight

C. Naptime

D. Text/Make Plans. (http://pastebin.com/7BVxC7XQ)

 

>You ask dibs on Twilight's notes for later.

>She smirks and shakes her head, going back to her notes.

>You shouldn't be playing League so much. You're really tired.

>You doze off a bit, and eventually fall asleep.

>After a little joke about gravity and speed, the class laughs it manages to wake you up.

>Hey, what do you know... class is over!

>You and Twilight get out of the lecture hall, and she goes off to get lunch.

>Too bad you still have class... in a couple minutes... like, now actually.

>On the way to lab, you see Rarity and Rainbow Dash sitting together on the main grounds.

"Heya, Anon!"

"Hello, Darling."

 

A. Stop by and ditch class.

B. Say hi, and go to class.

C. Ignore them.

 

>You put on that trademark Anon smile and wave.

"Hey, aren't you gonna stick around?"

>You tell them quickly that you got class to go to.

>They both wave their goodbyes and you walk towards class.

>GJ Anon, way to be responsible.

>You moonwalk into lab to see Fluttershy and AJ, who then beckon you to join their lab group.

>You listen to some random Korean grad student ramble on in broken English how to do the lab.

>He then dismisses you to your lab groups to get work started.

 

A. work with your group.

B. Goof around and let them do all the work

C. Small talk with the grad student.

 

>All you gotta do today is draw shit and look at microscopes.

>Not too big of a deal.

>Applejack tells a joke, and you heard Fluttershy at the loudest she's ever been since you've met her.

>Which is not very loud at all.

>You guys finish your work pretty quickly.

>You got a break for a couple hours...

>Fluttershy and AJ are going to get lunch.

 

A. Back to the dorms

B. Lunch with the girls

C. Make plans. (http://pastebin.com/7BVxC7XQ)

 

>You send out a text to the rest of your hall.

>Except Celestia... grad students don't eat at dining halls.

>They've got cool divebars and cafés to go to.

>After waiting for responses, you get confirmation from everyone except Twilight.

>You're pretty sure she's probably working...

>Or studying.

>Or leaguing.

>In any case, you walk with Fluttershy and Applejack out of the class.

>You meet everybody at the dining hall.

>You fist Spike, fist RD, hug Rarity and get squeezed by Pinkie.

>After getting your extremely dry chicken, you claim a table for you 7.

>A lot of idle conversation happens between you all, led mostly by Pinkie.

>Rainbow Dash pipes up and elbownudges your ribs.

"Oh yeah... Anon! What were you up to yesterday night with Twilight? I heard you left her room really late!"

>The eyes shift to you.

 

A. Tell the truth.

B. Tell a "story"

C. Spaghet about it.

 

>You put your fork down. Time for some business.

>Well, you see, it started off with just you two playing League.

>Spike perks up.

"Twilight plays League?"

>You ignore him.

>Then uh, y'know... she got a little comfy and we TOOOOTALLY made out.

>You stress totally to make it sound like a joke.

>But Rarity looks a little steamy.

>And not just more steamy than usual if you catch my drift.

>She seems kinda deflated too.

>After getting the several "pics or it didn't happen" from everyone else, you acknowledge that the whole thing was a joke.

>Rarity calms down a bit and Dash speaks up again.

"Aww, thats a shame, Anon. You gotta get in that. She's cute!"

>note to self... Dash is a lesbian... or bi.

>After you finish your lunch, all of you go to your respective classes.

 

>Back at physics lab, you meet up with Twilight and that... one guy from your hall with the blue hair.

"Oh, Anon... this is, um, Flash Sentry."

>Hey looks up at you with a smile and offers you a hand.

"Hey brah, what's goodie with you? It's nice to meet you."

>You go in for the handshake and he gives you some ridiculous black/white guy haaaaynndshake.

>Instead of doing things, you get a good lecture.

 

A. Talk to Twilight

B. Talk to Flash

C. Take notes

D. Nap time

 

>Thank goodness for some extra catch up time.

>Time to relish the opportunity.

>I'm shit with jokes.

>Since you didn't take notes earlier this morning, this should be good enough to keep you up to date in class.

>Your professor puts on a demonstrative video, giving you an opportunity/lapse to goof off.

>You take a look to your left.

>Asshole of the Century is trying to get at Twilight.

>Forced jokes, forced laughter, and getting all cozy.

>Good thing she's just really focused on taking notes... you hope.

>In a quick minute, class is over, and you actually paid attention.

>GJ Anon. You're slightly more responsible... for now.

>Sentry bids you a "LATA BRAH" and a wink at Twilight.

>Leaving you and Twilight to walk to class. Not the same class, but in the same direction.

 

A. Talk about Sentry

B. Talk about your lunchtime story

C. "business" talk

 

>Soooo... that guy was nice.

"Who, huh? Flash? Oh yeah... he's... nice."

>Who are you kidding, that guy was a dingdong.

>Attractive and full of cream.

>Maybe you should work out soon.

>So does she like him or something

"N-n-no... I just think he's... cute, is all. He's definitely not my type though."

>You'll read her, you'll read her.

>No, you can't read her poker face.

>Oops, I did it again.

>FUCK I DID IT AGAIN.

>No more intentional music lyrics.

>You keep talking to Twilight, league strats and science, until you split off to Psych class.

>You look at the professor at the front of the class.

>A really tall skinny guy, with all sorts of animal print clothings... from different animals. Is his left eye... bigge-

>You try to look away from him and try to find a seat. An empty lefty desk presents itself. No one to your right.

>You peer through your bag for some paper and a pen and turn to see pink sitting in the chair next to you.

"Heyanon! Mind if I call you Nonny? It's supersuper cute! It's a deal then! Nonny it is!"

>Pinkie Pie's wearing a pink hoodie with her letters on it.

>XUM

>Fucking Greek letters ruining my jokes.

>Professor starts the lecture.

 

A. Talk to Pinkie

B. Try to take notes.

C. Goof off / nap

 

>So... Pinkie said she can get you into parties now?

"Yuparoo! I can get you into any party you want! Just text me and I'll let you in the door!" KEEP IN MIND THAT YOU CAN DO THIS LIKE... FUCKIN, WHENEVER

>Sweet. Sororisluts and alcohol galore. Sounds good.

"Okie-Dokie-Lokie!"

>As you struggle to find something to reply to that, and as your mind races through the barren sections of Norse Gods, Pinkie whispers.

"Have you read the reviews on this guy? I heard he's superduper awesome!"

>To be honest, he creeps you the fuck out... I mean, you haven't heard him say anything yet, because all he's doing right now is just eyeing the class out with a weird smile.

>He just looks weird...

"I... am Professor Discord... master of Chaos and chaos"

>inb4 cute light blue marshmallow creatures

>He points to somewhere.

"What is a man but a miserable little pile of secrets?"

>He points again, else where.

"I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-kiri Rock. I need scissors!"

>You hear Pinkie burst out a "61"

>yfw Konami everywhere.

>Wake up from your trance feeling like P. Discord.

>He's actually lecturing now, and extremely interesting shit is coming out of this dude's mouth.

>Psych was the right choice in breadth courses.

>You talk more shop with Pinkie about parties and whatever, and she remembers...

"Oh yeah! Nonny! I need to bake some cookies because fuck cupcakes! We should after class lets out!"

>Class lets out.

"Whoop, there it is!"

>You love cookies and you're hungry as fuck, but you're feeling fat and nothing compared to the rest of the guys you've met here at CU.

>It's 4 PM, you're done for the day.

 

A. Go with her back to the dorms

B. Get some food.

C. Go work out.

 

>Yeah, you'll get that Freshman 15 on...

>Fifteen more pounds... of SHEER MUSCLE

>Time to make gains, braj.

>You tell the Pinkster that you'll walk her back to the dorms, but you're only gonna change and go to the gym.

"Oh neato! Can I watch you?"

>lol jk guys totally realistic

>You go back to the dorms, and Pinkie gets to work immediately.

"These should be done when you get back!"

>Flusterpie is sitting at the couch writing an essay while Spike watches Denver the dragonget it becuz dragonz

>You get changed out of your daily into your workout clothes.

> and you down that protein bar that you've been saving in your backpack... because

>it's "good to have protein before and after a workout"

>Don't believe me?

>>>/fit/

 

>You start off with a jog to the gym as warmup.

>It's a little less than half a mile, but... this is really haaaaaarrrrr-

"Heya, Anon!"

>It's Clownhair Fast.

"Good to see ya off your lazy butt and getting fit for Twily!"

>She winks at you.

>After explaining that you're not just doing this for her, and you're coming here to make gains brah, she invites you to work out with her.

"Eh, I'm not gonna be working too hard, with a game tomorrow and all that. But I betcha you still can't keep up with me."

 

A. Work at your own pace

B. Work with Rainbow.

C. Turn back and keep running.

 

>Pff. You're pretty sure you could keep up with Rainbow Dash.

>I mean.. you were totally on JV tennis one time in high school.

>And remember that one time when you lifted your roller suitcase onto your bed all by yourself? You're so stro-

>Holy fuck this is agony.

>She said this was easy?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDXqXrA5Y6k

10 hours

>most energetic workout ad video I've seen in my life

>While you're not working arms, you're finishing a set of squats.

>While you're not sitting up against a wall, you're doing pushups.

>You collapse mid pushup into a sweaty ball of polyester and cotton blend.

"Pff... Anon, you're gonna have to work out more often... I guess I'll have to be your workout buddy too... aw damn."

>What a cunt. She looks happy though. Or smirking at how pathetic you are.

>You feel accomplished and tired. You're gonna feel even better tomorrow, right?

>After a solid hour, Dash decides to call it a workout.

"Ready to head back, Anon?"

>5PM... dem cookies.

 

A. Walk with her back to the dorms.

B. Keep working out.

C. Get yourself some food from the dining hall.

 

>Snickerdoodles, Peanut butter, Chocolate chip. Fuck you can't wait.

>You walk with Dash back to the dorms.

>And when I say walk I mean

>Almost have to have Dash carry you back.

>youretooslow.wav

>Dash pulls a protein bar out of her drawstring bag, takes a bite, and offers you some.

>She's... not that much of a cunt. She's actually kind of a bro... and kinda cute.

>Rainbow Bro... yeah, that's a great nickname.

>You take a bite because

>post workout protein

>>>/fit/

 

>You and Dash both walk into the lobby.

>Damn, it smells TURBOTASTIC.

>Sorry, I just watched Wralph.

>You rush towards the kitchen to find a sheet of cookies.

>There's like... 2 left.

>Fucking hallmates... most of them also seem to be in their rooms, save for Spike, who's working at a desk.

>You save one for Rainborough brobow and the both of you crash as she turns on the TV to some cartoon.

>Mmm. Comfy.

>It's 6 PM... isn't there something you need to do?

 

A. Shower up and study/work.

B. Hang with Dash for a bit.

C. League it up.

 

>You feel like you stink... like... crazy.

>Deodorant says it protects for 48 hours.

>lol yarite

>Plus... you're pretty sure Dash doesn't care that bad. Otherwise, she woulda sat on a different couch.

>You take a quick test whiff.

>Cookies and... mango strawberry?

>Why do girls smell good?

Unrelated:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iTK3OQaj1M

>So... Mango Splash.

"Rainbow Dash!"

>Yeah, you're just fuckin' with her, Rainbro.

>You stumble on your words. Fuck... what are you? Some kind of autistic dingus with a speech impedi-

"Rain... bro? I like it."

>You see that smile grow on her face.

>SWEET SAVE BRAJ

"We gotta have a badass bro handshake."

>So you two get up and begin practicing a cool handshake.

>In a matter of minutes, you two have perfected your spins and timing and whatever, and you got it down pat.

>It ends in a quick hug.

>Contact feels sticky... kinda.

>Fuck, you should shower soon and so should she.

 

A. Ask to use her shower. (I'll flip a coin or something for extra realism)

B. Ask her to "share" her shower. (Roll with trips or higher to succeed, three rolls allowed)

C. Go back to your hall and shower.

 

Picked the first one... which was heads.

And it was tails... Sorry guys.

Sorry >>12264727

 

>You ask if you can use her shower...

>You've always wanted some girly smelling shampoo. That stuff smells amazing.

>Too bad its "for girls."

>What's stopping you from getting some yourself?

>You ask if you can borrow her shampoo.

"Ugh... fine... as long as you bring it back. I gotta use it too. Weirdo."

>She smirks and hits your shoulder and comes back with the shampoo in hand and the cookie in her mouth.

"Hrr yr gr!"

>She eats the rest of her cookie. Damn smart for saving it.

>Mango Strawberry Smoothie with Aloe and Shea extract.

>Close enough.

>You go to take the best shower of your life.

>It smells like heaven and love and the meaning of the universe.

>And now... that blessing has been given to you, my child.

>So you pop out of the shower and towel up and head outside to give Dash the shampoo.

>She jokingly looks away from your not very sculpted fat ass and takes it and gives you a

"Later, Anon!"

 

A. Go back to room and get to work

B. sneak follow.

C. Goof off.

 

>Camo index: -50%

>Towel Camo not effective.

>You knew you shoulda used the Mk. 22 on The Fear.

>You walk slowly behind her, trying not to make a sound.

>You manage to slip in through the door as she opens it.

>You perfected that trick all senior year to fuck with everybody. You ain't touchin no dirty ass doors.

>As you scout around, you see most of the doors are closed... and your bro still doesn't see you.

>She sniffs around a bit. Greater Blessing of the Strawberry King is still on you.

>She casts it off as the shampoo in her hand.

>She's about to head into the showers.

 

A. hang back and prepare for peeking time.

B. scare the shit out of her right now.

C. abort mission.

 

>You yell pretty loud.

>"I want to come inside!"

>She's jumps and then is paralyzed for a bit. Those words have some effect on her.

>"Um... Rainbow Dash?"

>initializing selfdefense.jpg

>Dash wheels around and then gets you in a headlock of blind fury.

>For a matter of seconds you're getting strangled by a girl who's twice as strong and half your size.

>Then she lets go.

"Holy shit! Fuck you, Anon!"

>She says, slightly out of breath, laughing slightly, shoving you.

>You're out of breath yourself... also you're in a towel still.

"I'm gonna get you back! Just... you... wait."

>She took that well... but you're not sure if she's mad or just a good sport... or both.

>You wrap her in a hug. You're sorry.

"Hey, come on Anon, let me go!"

>But she's not trying to leave.

"I'm not into any of that gay shit, dude."

>You let her go and she sighs contently and returns to the shower, giving an "I'm watching you gesture."

 

A. peeking time

B. go back to your room

 

>You start the long trek back to your room. But not without a little fun.

>You knock on Twi and Rarity's door.

>You get a Rarity.

"Oh... Anonymous? What are you doing in the girls' hall? And why do you smell absolutely amazing?"

>You just need to borrow some paper and a pen.

>You write the smallest you possibly could.

"Sweet dreams baybee"

>And dunksquad that shit onto Rainbow's door.

>It's like 7.

>You hear an "eep!" from behind it.

>You take that as a cue to swoosh on out of the girls' hall.

>With great swoosh comes great airflow.

>You remember the Blessing of the Aloe is still upon you.

>Getting back to your room, you find Spike actually doing homework.

>You toss on your shirt and favorite shorts and flip open your laptop.

>Open Opera Browser because ultra hip

>youtube, facebook, and email.

>You throw on an episode of Game Grumps while checking your emails.

>Fucking Jon, why did you leave. You miss him.

>You realized you missed the Canterlot Notes general meeting. nbd.

>You message Ponko, thanking her for the cookies, and Twilight, asking if she wants to study and League later tonight.

>After watching the rest of your Grumps episode, you get to work.

>9:30 PM

>You get a message from Twilight.

"Ready to go? Where do you wanna meet up?"

 

A. Your room

B. Her room

C. Lobby.

 

>You message her to meet you in the sex dungeon... I mean, her room. You'll be there in a minute.

>You close your laptop up.

"Going to play LoL with Twilight again?"

>Um. No?

>Maybe?

>Yes.

>Bros don't lie to bros.

"Bros also don't cockblock."

>What a bro.

>You fist your bro before leaving.

>Bro... Alright, new drinking game. Next time I write bro, you guys take a shot.

>So you head back over to the girls' hall and there stands Twilight. Less spaghetti for both of you.

>How long has she been standing there?

"Oh... not too long. I just came back from the dungeon."

>She smirks and leads you into her room, dragging her finger along the wall.

>She wants it. Bad... or so you think.

>Walk in her room

>Where's Rarity?

"Oh, she's helping Pinkie and Dash study. What do you wanna do?"

 

A. "business" talk, lets try to get some.

B. duo queue, time to get carried.

C. 1v1 her.

 

>You yawn, I'm not feeling like writing league tonight, and you're definitely not feeling like playing league tonight either.

>Well, if you did, you don't feel like it any more.

>You set your laptop down on Rarity's desk and sit next to Twilight.

>You're just gonna "watch her" and get some tips.

>Hell you could use some... So could I. got demoted back to bronze 2 yesternight. ;_;

>She starts showing you some basic tips, like how to CS a little better and keep control of the camera.

>Then you ask her about Flash Sentry... and every other guy you can think of.

>She blushed a bit and missed a couple creeps in game.

>Has she even ever been with a guy?

>She dies.

"Um... to be honest with you, Anon? I haven't... I've always had my priorities straight. Focused on grades and never really thought about it."

>She looks worried.

"I know this is college and all but... Is that a bad thing?"

>>>/r9k/

>She's looking into your eyes at this point.

>Lee Sin's doing his little idle animation at the fountain.

>Report SparkleT

>You lean in a bit, and she follows suit.

>Kission accomplished. Fuck, I'm terrible.

>It's just a light tender press on the lips, and she pulls back, smiling.

 

A. Back to League

B. Keep going, OP.

 

Also, open to any free response that I deem good enough to be included.

 

Also captcha: toAsia one

 

Fuck work tomorrow, this is for you, Anons.

>You're smiling a little bit too, can't help it.

>You lean in for round two, this time a bit more aggressive.

>You press your lips against hers a little harder than the previous one.

>Enveloping her lower lip with yours, she passionately:

"mmm"'s

>into your mouth.

>Your hand finds its way to her waist, tugging at the bottom of her top wut to pull it off.

>Twilight pulls away again...

"What about Rarity? She could come in at any second."

>Also, she quits out of her game of League.

>Stopping a game of League. You know you've got her undivided attention and commitment now.

>In any case, Rarity could be a potential problem... and I don't even know how to fix this.

>Nah, fuck that. She quit a game of League for you, bro. This matters. You're going in.

>You tell her you don't care, and neither should she.

>And any hesitation that she may have had, you quickly demolish with your next kiss.

>Kisses turn into caresses. You get a nice handful of smartboobs.

>She gasps slightly at the forwardness, but you quickly reassure her with a comforting embrace.

>Eventually, shirts come off, followed by shorts, and they're organized in a neat pile on top of Rarity's bed.

>You're under her covers but on top of her.

>Your tongue explores her mouth. Who needs a map? After a while, she pulls away to breathe.

"I-I'm ready, Anon."

>Horny Pussy Kaiju detected.

>Deploying Boner Jaeger.

>You slip out of your boxer briefs master race

>and she does the same with her underwear.

>She's blushing furiously, and is clearly embarrassed, so she keeps on the bra.

>You finger her gingerly, feeling soft, damp flesh under the covers.

>She squirms a bit to your touch, but eventually grows accustomed to it.

>So what do you do when a girl gets accustomed to something?

>Throw that bitch a changeup.

>Finger infiltration.

>You get her to utter a cute moan, but she remembers that...

>5 of her friends could possibly be listening outside.

>So what do you do when a girl's friends are listening to that girl have sex?

>Throw that bitch a fast-ball.

"Mmmgh... Anon... this feels... Hnnn~"

>~'s make everything sexier.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

>So you figure you've given her a good enough head start.

>That way it won't look so bad when your underrated stamina gives out on you.

>You mount her and prepare for insertion.

>Guiding Little Anon into port with one hand, you prop yourself up with your other hand right next to Twilight's head.

>She looks anxious.

"My heart's beating so fast~!"

Told ya.

>You feel first contact. Nice and warm. It should be a nice easy slide in...

>Yup. Easy.

>You give her a reassuring kiss after the obligatory:

Ow i'm a virgin and that hurt/ OMG bbz are you okey

>And you tell her to prepare to taste the rainbow.

>Your lips lock once again, as you start the conquest.

>You're moving in and out like Caitlyn looking to trade a headshot on Ezreal.

>Most of you didn't get that. I'm sure neither did I.

"Mmnnn~ Anonymous..."

>She just can't get enough.

>Don't stop till you get enough.

>RIP Michael Jackson.

>Boner's gone? lemme get that for you.

>Twilight can barely contain herself right now, no matter how hard you try to silence her moans with some extra kisses.

>She grabs your shoulders as you slide in and out of her, feeling dem wet contractions.

>Don't, isn't, won't, can't, he's, she'll, we'll, you'll, o'clock

I'm too fucking funny. I swear.

>You sending her over the edge, and you're pretty sure you're getting there too.

>inb4 edgy jokes.

>She lets out another moan in your mouth as you feel her give for the last time.

>Yup, you're pretty sure she's cumming...

>And ooooooh shit, you are too.

>You pull that shit out, grow up a few years older and go back to the forest to find the medallion.

>After attempting to release elsewhere than inside or on her, you've virtually failed both.

>After cleaning both yourselves up a bit.

"Thank goodness for birth control..."

>Oh thank fuck.

"Celestia told me I'd be needing some... It's college after all."

>damnright.jpg

>You wanna stay and cuddle naked for a bit, and so does she.

>But Rarity could be in here any min-

"Twilight, Dearie, you missed the most delightfu-oh my..."

 

A. get dressed and leave immediately

B. blame it on twilight.

C. explain the situation.

D. threesome locked: because i need to wake up tomorrow on time.

 

>Look, Rarity, you two were just playing League and-

>You stand up out of bed and she looks away immediately.

>From the glimpse of her face that you got, you saw that she looked more sad than angry.

>She sighs audibly.

"It's okay... I understand that people have their... needs. Just make sure you lock the door... next time. Just get dressed please."

>You ask...

>If she'd...

>Like to join in right now.

 

The clock strikes 12 AM.

 

End of day 2.

 

>Day 2 Summary:

Met Flash Sentry

Bros with Dash.

Fucked Twilight

Got minor gains

Lost Strawberry Blessing