Canter U: Day 18 Thursday

>You slide out of bed and check your phone.

Mom: Check your mailbox. :)

>You go out of the dorms and toward the registration desk.

>An older girl wearing purple, and purple hair sees you and smiles.

"Good morning! Need something?"

>You tell her how you heard you have a package.

"Right..."

>She goes in the back, as you inadvertently admire her ass, and comes back with a box.

"Anonymous?"

>Yep.

>You take the box and the purple haired girl bids you goodbye.

>Back at your room, you're peering through the box.

>Mommy sent a care package!

>Granola bars, your favorite candy, and a new V-neck!

>The ladies are gonna be alllllllllll over you now!

>Oh... and she left a really heart felt note.

"My little boy, Anon...

I can't belie-"

>ksurethanxmom

>You throw the note on your desk... carefully.

>Candy and granola bars in your hand.

>You get showered and dressed in your brand new v-neck, and throw a zip up hoodie over it.

>Now out the door you go!

>You meet up with Science Gang, and you scratch your forehead as you four head out to class.

 

A. Notes

B. Apples

C. Flutters

D. Sparkles

E. Naps.

 

>Game time...

>Or rather...

>Play time's over!

>Um..

>Y'know, one liners and notes are pretty dumb.

>You get out your pen and paper and pay attention.

>Physics fizz physical physics while physically physique physics psychic.

>You're skrilling some notes down...

>Speaking of notes, you're way behind...

>You hardly payed attention yesterday.

>You never know what the next midterms will test!

>You gotta get those notes from someone else.

>Eventually. Physics first.

>Your arm applies a force to a paper, and the ball bearing on your pen is slowed as you drag it across the paper because of friction.

>And you made notes!

 

>Twilight bids you goodbye as you walk alongside AJ and Shy toward bio lab.

"Hawwo ebowee nyan. Hawa yuu. Fai nu sankyu!"

>Kim Chee BBQ's talking about the lab as you take your seats.

>Colgate sees you walk in and you wave at her.

>Redheart does the same.

 

A. work on the lab

B. talk with your group

C. talk with Colgate and Redheart

D. slack off

 

>You set up some experiments and slide your wheelie chair over the aisle.

"Anon? Where ya goin'?"

>Kwhateverbitch.

"Hey there, Anon!"

>Colgate smiles at you.

>Damn, she has some nice teeth.

"Nice to see you!"

>Well, it's nice to be seen.

>Redheart smirks.

"You're never gonna find out who Unknown is..."

>Of course you know!

>You tell that bitch that Unknown i-

"Ah ex yusu me... yu needo to get bacckko to yoru rabbu suteishon"

>What's a korean accent?

"I-is she Unknown, Anon?"

>Fluttershy looks intrigued.

>You shrug... because you don't want to tell her the answer.

>You finish your lab with the two girls and head out.

>Break time!

 

A. Dorms

B. Dining Hall

C. Library

D. Lab

 

>Fuck... you're hungry.

>Colgate and Redheart follow behind you as your science gang walks with you.

>Applejack looks back.

"Y'all can walk with us if ya like."

>Pff... they'd rather stalk you.

>Colgate and Redheart giggle and walk up next to you three.

"I'm Redheart... and she's Colgate! We're roomies."

"Appajack! Pleased ta meet ya."

"F-f-fluttershy..."

>The two girls tell the two girls that the two girls were your lab partners last lab.

>The two girls tell the other two girls that they are your hallmates.

>The two girls converse with the two girls while the two girls smile at the two girls.

>TWO GIRLS!

>Is it no longer looking like 2 and like... twhoah?

>After a long walk you reach the dining halls... and get some food.

>And I do the same. BRB.

 

A. Redheart and Colgate

B. Fluttershy and Applejack

C. Fork and Spoon.

 

>You swallow a bite of your burger and talk to the two girls that aren't the two girls.

>You ask them about Canterlot Health.

>Fluttershy perks up.

"You're in a pre-med club? I want to be a vet! Can I join? I-i-imean... if it's okay with you..."

>Vets are doctors too? Since when?

"Sure thing!"

"Yay."

>It was coming sooner or later.

"So... wut is it exactly that y'all do?"

"We have a lot of volunteer opportunities... and we actually had a midterm study session last week!"

"Yeah! It was really fun!"

>Doubt it.

"Thinkin' about joining now, Anon?"

 

A. Yes

B. Maybe

C. No

 

>You get out your phone...

"Anon? What are you..."

>Colgate sees your plan... and reaches into her pocket.

>You text Unknown "Yes".

>You see her squint at you.

"Colgate? Yer Unknown?"

"Not exactly! Let's go, Redheart!"

>They pshoom on out of there...

"So... if Redheart's not her... and Colgate's not her... who is it?"

>Your phone vibrates in your hand.

Unknown: Nice try, Anon. ;)

>You sigh. You're pretty sure one of them is Unknown... You're just gonna have to catch them in the act...

>Y'know... the next time you get raped in the dark.

>Next time, bring the scissors.

 

>You meet up with Twilight at Physics lab, who's talking with Trixie about League.

>You say hi, and sit down.

>Practice problems today...

 

A. Work

B. Trilight

C. Twixie

D. Slack.

 

>Asking Twilight for her Bio notes, you ready your calculator and pencil.

>You get out some of your candy that your mom sent you, as you crunch some numbers.

>You try to get as much done as you can, while reading her notes.

>Twilight has some gross ass hand writing.

>It's like she's never written anything in her life!

>The i's are crossed and the t's are dotted.

>WTF?

"Hey, Anon... can you come over here and help me with this problem?"

>You look over at Twilight's paper.

>What the fuck is this, Thaikorean?

>She's pointing at something you can vaguely make out as the number 6, and you bring her back over to your station, and show her how to do it...

>In English.

>You managed to teach Twilight something...

>Maybe physics is your strong suit?

 

>Psych Class.

>Pinkie sits next to you.

>Dr. Discord starts his powerpoint.

 

A. notes

B. Pinkie

C. goof off

 

>Discord works real hard as a professor... and he totally bought you alcohol... you should listen to him.

"DICKS DICKS DICKS PUSSY DICKS SEX DICKS SEX SEX SEX"

>Or not...

"That's basically what Freud thinks... of all of you!"

>You write "Freud = based" on your paper.

>As Dr. D goes on about psychology, you write down whatever you think is necessary... and everything else.

 

>Oh... Class is over?

"Wait wait wait class... I'm assigning an essay to you all! Due in 2 weeks! You can find the prompt on the class website."

>Dammit Dr. D.

>You walk back to the dorms with Pinkie...

>Who's going on and on about one of her sorority sisters.

>How she's the grenade or whatever.

>Pff, XUM took an ugly girl on purpose?

>Just to make everyone else look hotter?

>Fucking sluts.

>She shows you a picture of her.

>Oh lordy, burn it forever.

>You make it back up to the dorms, as you see Applejack and Rainbow Dash enter.

"Ohheyyoutwo!"

>Pinkie wraps them in a hug.

>You all enter the building as you see Applejack and Rainbow sit at the couch and get out a deck of cards.

>Twilight and Fluttershy are studying quietly, as Rarity sits, eating, listening quietly to music.

 

A. Work/Study

B. Eats

C. Cards

D. Vidya

 

>You join the TWO GIRLS at the poker table, Mr. Business man.

>AJ pulls out the poker set from underneath the table.

"Name of the game's Texas Hold'em!"

>Doesn't she mean regular hold'em?

"What's a Texas?"

>Oh shit. Where are you again?

>Your bro turns around.

"Anybody wanna play?"

>Tom... out of nowhere, silently sits down near the table.

>Fluttershy politely declines and Twilight puts her book down to watch.

"I will, darling! 'Deal me in!'"

>You heard Rarity try a rowdy kind of voice.

>Whoa there.

>Rarity sits across from you, next to Tom and Twilight sits next to you.

"I'll try to learn!"

>Okay! Game time.

"We havin' a buy in or what? I'm gonna make Anon owe me even MORE!"

 

A. Play for money

B. Play for fun

C. Play for clothes. (dubs succeeds)

 

>You suggest to everybody that you should play strip poker!

"I'm down!"

>Dash, you fucking whore!

>Twilight's blushing like a mad cunt and shaking her head like she wants it to fall off.

>Rarity looks over at Tom... then shakes her head.

"N-no! That's unladylike."

>Rarity, you fucking whore!

"Heh, nice try, sugarcube."

Totally forgot that she says that.

"A-aanon! That's a bad idea, you should be deducted points!"

>Twilight, you pussy bitch.

>And secondly, points and poker. Go fucking home.

>AJ hands you $5 less in chips than everybody else.

>Well, since you're playing for fun, you wont have to stretch out your brand new v-neck.

>AJ tosses cards around, everyone eagerly looks at their hand.

>After a while, you nonchalantly look at yours.

Last to look at hand, last one off the table.

Poker tips with OPtimistic

>You get pocket 6's on the first hand... nice.

>Rainbow and Rarity folds.

 

A. Play

B. Fold

 

>You win the game.

>Woo, yeah.

Where's that faggot who said this CYOA was too easy?

He was right.

Sorry for being lazy. It's much more fun to play poker than write it. I'll have a fun idea for tomorrow.

>Now... you've got some free time...

>You go back into your room and sit down.

>You spot a paper that says "to Celestia" on it.

>Spike's playing League.

>Your chem homework's on your laptop...

>You've been a bad student lately.

>And a bad summoner...

>And a badass.

 

A. Lab

B. Work/study

C. League.

 

>You message Twilight and tell that bitch to come over and bring her laptop.

>Spike invites you and you jump in his lobby.

>You hear a knock on the door, and Spike gets up and opens it.

"Hey guys! I brought Rarity!"

>Rarity has a really pretty purple bag on her shoulder.

>Probably has her laptop.

>Twilight smiles and gets comfy on your bed and sets her laptop up.

>Spike gives his desk up for Rarity.

>She slowly sets her bag down... then slowly backs her ass up into the chair.

>Dem curves.

>She sets up her battlestation, and you four have a party going on.

 

"Anon? Be a dear and help bot lane?"

>Fuck dammit Rarity. Sejuani can only run so fast.

>You make it to bot lane... and you're about to gank.

"Oh yeah, Anon, mid mia."

>Twilight, you cunt.

>Whoashit.

>Fiddle popped his ult onto you and Spike didn't follow his lane.

>You dee ee dee.

 

"Guys? I think they're doing Baron."

>They should call you SaintVicious because you always...

>Oh shit! You did it!

>You smitestole baron, you sly fuck.

>You ace them in baron pit and win the game.

"Yay! GG everyone!"

>Rarity sighs contently and sinks in her chair.

 

A. one more game.

B. study Chemistry

C. cook in the lab.

D. Hang out in the lobby

 

 

>You get in a lobby and invite Trixie...

>She's online!

TGNPTrix: hey faggot get in my lobby

TGNPTrix: 5v5

>After fucking around for a bit, you four get into her lobby...

>Where you find TGNPTrix, and what looks like... 4 korean names.

>Just look in the pastebin, I've made enough of em.

>Park park park kim chee lim hyun park

TGNPTrix: wtf wheres your fifth

>You need a fifth for 5v5? No way...

 

A. look through the dorms.

B. look through your friends list

C. play 4v5

D. stop playing

 

>You burst out your door...

>You gotta show this double crossing bitch who's boss.

>First she does your homework...

>Then she leaves your team...

>And defected to Korea.

>She will go down in official history as a war criminal.

>And no one will understand her.

>That was her final mission.

>And like a true soldier... she saw it through.

>Her story... her debriefing... will endure only in your heart....

>Everything she did... She did for her country.

>She sacrificed her honor for her native land...

>A true patriot.

"BOSSSSSSSSSSSS!"

>You pass by Tom's room. He has the door open.

>Not naked, sweet.

>Or... not. You wouldn't mind seeing him naked.

>No homo though.

>And he's... playing... League! Fuck yeah!

>You ask him his screen name, and he jumps into your party.

 

>He's pinging.

>Really efficiently.

>Tanky as fuck Malphite.

>He goes in with his ult.

>Spike flashes in.

>Rarity and you follow up, and Sparkle teleports in and cleans up the mess.

 

>Hey, you won!

>CYOA's still on baby mode... should I change the difficulty?

>Rarity and Twilight pack up and head back to their room.

>It's 11:30.

>Huge stack of papers... you shuffle through them.

>Sex recipe.

>Letter from mom.

>Chem study guide...

 

A. Study

B. Letter

C. Recipe

D. End day.

 

>Your mom totally wrote that note for you!

>Which reminds you.

>You go through your bag.

>Candy!

>You nom on a handful if as you open up the note that your mom sent you.

My little boy, Anon.

I can't believe you've only been gone for 18 days!

I miss having you around... you always ate my cooking.

Now... it just seems like I have too much.

Dad won't admit it... but he misses you too.

We miss having you around and we can't wait until you come back for the holidays.

You should see your baby sister... she's getting pretty big now!

Hope you're having a wonderful time in college.

Don't forget to study and make us proud!

Love you,

Yours forever,

Mommy. <3

 

 

>Oh... there's something on the back...

 

ur a faget

 

End day 18.

Day 18 Summary

Wasted a shitload of time

Not a heck of a lot much.

Tom Rapport Uppu!

Rarity skirru, Uppu!