- Who the fuck said start without me?
- Welcome everybody to your favorite college CYOA featuring humans with character tropes and terrible jokes! It's Tuesday, and hopefully I'll be able to entertain you more than ASNYIP, EG CYOA, or Unfortunate Femanon CYOA will.
- No promises.
- Also, sorry for being late, I was busy making gains
- >You're falling.
- >Slowly falling.
- >You wish some cool music would accompany your slow-mo decent...
- >mteden.mp3
- >Close enough.
- >You land in a large pool sized glass beaker of water.
- >Causing water to displace... and some water to evaporate.
- >The temperature of the water changes slightly upon impact.
- >From how far up did you fall from?
- >You look to your right to see Twilight's face buried in her palm as she crunches more numbers.
- +10 points for in medias res
- >Fuck, this question's hard...
- >Good thing it's a bonus question.
- >The first portion of the test was multiple choice... and it was considerably easy...
- >But this?
- >How the fuck are you even supposed to solve this?
- >Alright... facts first.
- >Falling is moving.
- >Moving requires kinetic energy.
- >Energy can't be created or destroyed.
- >Water has a specific heat capacity of 4.184 J/g K
- >Volume of an object penetrating water is how much water will be displaced...
- >You've thought of everything... well, tried to at least.
- "Ten minutes left..."
- >Everybody looks as if their stuck on the same question...
- A. Keep working it out.
- B. Turn in your test.
- C. Attempt to cheat (Quints or higher)
- >10 minutes, huh?
- >Time to make some kinections.
- >Kinetic energy puns...
- >Kinetic energy is lost as heat through friction or whatever...
- >So that accounts for the temperature raise.
- >After finding the temperature raise using Q=Cm delta T, you can calculate the energy put into the system...
- >And according to Based First Law, the energy that the object was travelling at.
- >Energy to velocity.
- >Using acceleration and velocity to find starting position.
- >You have your plan...
- "One minute left... wrap it up people."
- >Fuckaroni Pizza.
- >You crunch buttons like a Ryze player and work out everything... showing your work to the best of your ability.
- >And you get it done just as the proctor calls time.
- "Howdy y'all! Ah take it you three stayed fer the bonus question?"
- >Applejack smiles assuredly, as she explains how she's pretty sure she did okay enough without the bonus question.
- >Twilight's silent and shocked as usual... figure agitating the situation can only make things worse.
- >All you three offer is a comforting smile.
- "I... gotta get to class. I'll see you all later."
- >You wave goodbye as you, AJ and Flutters walk to bio lab.
- "Herro! Atodai. arr of you... awa getting a new pattonas..."
- >Fucking Kim Hyun Lee.
- "Oh no... I'm terrible with strangers!"
- >Fluttershy gets put with some girl wearing a rose on her collar and a girl in a cream colored jacket.
- >Applejack... where is she sitting?
- >You're partnered with a girl wearing light blue, with darker blue hair... and one wearing red and white.
- A. Make friends and woo them with your swag that kills.
- B. Work silently and carry them with your lab skills.
- C. Slack off and bore them with your lack of thrills.
- >You consider yourself a pretty shy guy.
- >But you know you're not shyer than these two ladies.
- >Time to make them drop some spag.
- >You lean over the table and smile silently.
- >The two girls look at you questioningly, and giggle a bit.
- >Wow you're good.
- >Thanks OP.
- >You tell them how you're Anon, science major.
- >The girl in red and white speaks up.
- "I'm Redheart..."
- "And I'm Colgate... her roomie."
- >Oh, so they know each other.
- >You start up the basic lab setups, while they help you out.
- >You ask them about what they do and all that fun jazz.
- "Oh.. we're part of a pre-health club on campus. Canterlot Health!"
- "You've heard of it, right?"
- >These fuckin' pre-meds over here. So mainstream.
- >Colgate goes on about how she wants to be a dentist, and is currently volunteering at a clinic.
- >And Redheart talks about how she has a volunteer opportunity at the city public hospital.
- >DOCTA DOCTA FAMIRY.
- >Well... in their defense... doctors and dentists make $.
- >Redheart puts down a pipette and smiles at you.
- "You wanna join our club, Anon?"
- A. Yes
- B. Maybe
- C. No
- >You smile at them and they smile back.
- >You're having an issue...
- "What is it, Anon?"
- >You can't tell which of them is cuter.
- >You tell them that you're not THAT sure about what you wanna do in the future.
- "Oh, it's no big deal. We'll just keep you in the loop. Y'know... send you emails about events and socials."
- >Because pre-meds are totally social and go to events.
- >You nod and get back to your work.
- >You look up a bit while working to see Colgate whispering to Redheart.
- >The only word you could make out was "cute".
- >And you immediately associate it to yourself.
- >You smirk a bit to let them know you heard the keyword.
- >And you're done.
- "See ya later, Anon!"
- "We live at B227... if you ever wanna visit."
- >B Building... hosting all your favorite side characters... ever.
- >You look down and see a piece of paper with 10 numbers on it. First three in parenthesis.
- >Acquired unknown phone number!
- >Two hour break. Fluttershy and Apples rejoin the party.
- "Fluttershah, are you okay?"
- "That was... awkward... to say the least."
- >You walk them back to the dorms.
- >2 hours till next class.
- A. Lunch
- B. Study
- C. Gym.
- Texts available.
- http://pastebin.com/7BVxC7XQ
- For you newfags out there, Text/Invite/Find is an open option that you can select when you want to interact with certain characters. I will not recommend that they will get a good amount of appearance time... but hey, c'est le vie of texting. Try it out!
- >Not too many people are back from class right now...
- >You do a quick sweep of the area.
- >Spike, Tom, and your science crew.
- >And the RA... but fuck him.
- >You do a quick invite spree.
- Rarity: I'm actually heading out of class right now. I'll meet you there, darling.
- Unknown: Hey Anon ;) What are you up to?
- Vinyl: omw dude :)
- Rainbow: You forget I'm playing an away tonight? I'm trying to get hyped right now... sorry. Text me after the game.
- >Spike is the last to the table...
- >So naturally, everybody's asking him to get napkins and utensils and refills and drinks and shit.
- "And for you Applejack... I've got orange juice!"
- "What in tarnation is wrong with you?"
- >You continue to eat your dry chicken, resisting the urge to cover it in ranch or whatever.
- >Don't want all that extra calories and fats.
- >Tom's eating... silently. You swore you saw him crack a smile as Vinyl recounts how awesome the homecoming venue was.
- "Yeah, it was my first time mixing these two songs together! It worked out so well!"
- >Spike finally sits down and starts his food.
- "Oh yeah! I remember that day!"
- >Vinyl wears an even bigger grin on her face after hearing that.
- >Fluttershy's oogling at Tom the whole time...
- >No homo... but that nigga's built.
- >You could use some gym time... eventually.
- >Lucky for you, Physics lab was cancelled today, due to the midterm... so you spend the extra hour taking a nap in your room.
- >You wake up to Pinkie Pie sitting at your personal desk.
- "Morning, sleepyhead!"
- >2:50 PM
- >That's almost as bad as sweet dreams baybee.
- >You two jumpcut to class, as Dr. D gives you a nod and smile.
- A. Notes
- B. Pinkie
- C. Slack off.
- >Equip phone, send texts.
- >Gotta figure out who this unknown is...
- >You turn to Pinkie.
- "Thinking about something? Of course you are! Unless you don't have a brain, then if you didn't you couldn't think! But then you also wouldn't be able to live! So... what are you thinking about? You're not thinking about not being employed anymore, are you?"
- >You're not... You explain to Pinkie how Celestia was fucking with you.
- "This Celestia girl sounds like a really cool person! I should meet her!"
- >Girl? Celestia's a woman.
- >And you fucked her. Nice job.
- >You tell her how you appreciate the idea how she's hosting a camping trip for the hall... but you'd wanna invite a couple more of YOUR friends.
- "Well... when we get the car, I'll tell you how much more can we bring!"
- >Your phone vibrates.
- Unknown: You'll find out soon enough... ;) Meet me in B building basement tonight at 11. Door's unlocked. ;)
- >Sweet... you think. You're still not sure.
- >Discord calls class and you and Pinkie get up and head back to A building.
- >It's almost 4:30... obligations are not in the future.
- >Most everyone is back from class already...
- >Cept Dash... You hope she's winning right now.
- A. League
- B. Work/Study.
- C. Stake out the B building basement.
- >You enter the lobby and see Rarity and Spike making some furious right clicking sounds.
- >You can tell the difference between left click and right click.
- >Rarity's playing with her trackpad like a fucking pleb.
- >Twilight comes over with her laptop.
- >Oh boy, Lobby of Legends!
- >You tap Spike and tell him to get you into the next game.
- >After rushing off to get your laptop, you take a bit of inventory...
- >I need to work on giving you guys some better choices.
- >You bring your laptop over to the lobby and SparkleT invites you to a private match.
- "Wanna play a 2v2?"
- >Spike jumps up.
- "Oooh! Yeah! Me and Rarity!"
- >This nigga srs? They're gonna get fucked.
- "Oh, nonono, Spikey... you wouldn't want me on your team..."
- "No, you're getting better! I've been teaching you everything!"
- >You look up at your friends.... time to pick a teammate.
- A. Twilight
- B. Spike
- C. Rarity.
- >You offer to pick up Rarity on your team.
- >You feel like you have more to teach her than Spike can... and the teams will be a bit more even.
- "Oh, Anon, darling... you're such a gentleman."
- >Spike pouts... but then realizes that he's got Twilight on his team.
- "I'm not holding back!"
- >After spending minutes of your life trying to figure out how to switch teams properly, you start picking champs.
- >Rarity picks Ahri, and you pick Ezreal.
- >Spike picks Graves, and Twilight picks Annie.
- >As you two charge down the lane, you tell Rarity about your build that you want her to try.
- >She willingly agrees and you meet Graves in a bush.
- >Rarity misses her charmshot, but she catches Spike with the ball.
- >You arcane shift in and hit a couple shots on him.
- "W-where's Twilight?"
- >You look up and she's got a smirk on her face.
- >As you play on, Spike does his best not to get killed.
- >2v1 is pretty hard to play.
- >Rarity overextends and Spike gets a kill on her.
- "Awww... Spiiiiiiiiiike!"
- "I'm sorry!"
- >Twilight gives a quick lecture about over-extension and Rarity listens intently.
- >Still no Twilight in sight.
- >You try to last hit some minions, but oddly enough, Rarity picks up a bit of that gold.
- >Spike taught her to CS... nice.
- >You see Annie skip onto screen.
- >Level 4, but 300 AP. Rabadon's cap and all sorts of items.
- "She stayed in base and bought all the bonus gold items."
- >She gets a couple of kills on you, and you guys end up losing the game.
- >Twilight fists Spike and you fist Rarity.
- "Good game, Anon... I'm sorry for losing."
- >6 PM
- A. League
- B. Work/study
- C. Gym
- D. Visit B building.
- >Lifting time!
- >You close your laptop as they play a 3v3. You change into some gym shorts and a shirt.
- >And start your jog.
- >Easy street.
- >You enter the gym and show your ID to the girl up front.
- >Let's get to work.
- >Arms. Biceps, triceps, traps...
- >Speaking of your favorite Admiral... What if tonight's a trap?
- >What if... y- oh fuck this is heavy.
- >You finish out the rest of your sets before moving onto leg work.
- >Quads. Calves. Hamstrings.
- >You're slowly becoming stronger... at least legwise. You do a lot of walking, now that you think about it.
- >You increase your weight on your squats.
- >Core work now.
- >Rectus abdominalus. And... all that other shit.
- >You know how girls like the obliques.
- >You wipe some sweat off before packing up and heading out.
- >As you silently walk back to the dorms... it's 8:30 PM.
- >Dash's probably finished with her game by now.
- >You prepare your brotein and take a shower.
- >Phew... now you're ready to write Canterlot University tonight...
- >What night is it? Tuesday?
- >What the fuck? Duplicate file?
- >Who started without you?
- >9 PM.
- A. Vidya
- B. Work/Study
- C. Eat
- D. B Building
- >You swipe some scissors off of your desk and slip em into your pocket... just in case.
- >You text Vinyl to prepare your entry into B Building.
- Vinyl: Roger that, captain!
- >One to Dashie. an erotic one...
- Rainbow: Ha... nice try dude... maybe when I come back? N-not that I like you or anything... it's just for fun! we won btw. :D See ya tomorrow.
- >You reach B building, Vinyl chilling between the door frame, bag of chips in hand.
- >She offers you the bag, and you gladly take the whole thing.
- >Sriracha Lays. Odd taste.
- "I think they're pretty fantastic."
- >On the way back to Vinyl's room, you pass by girl in a mint colored sweater reading.
- "Hey Lyra! This is Anon."
- >She appears not to have heard Vinyl... but looks up anyway... at you.
- "Oh... are you from a different building? I'm Lyra. Your name?"
- >You give her the skinny before heading off into Vinyl's room.
- "It's Octavia's music night, tonight... so be prepared for some boring classical... or whatever."
- >Moonlight Sonata... classy.
- "Oh... hello Anonymous. Nice of you to recognize Beethoven."
- >Oh shit, you thought it was Mozart... best not to say anything.
- >You take a seat on Vinyl's bed as she puts on headphones.
- A. Vinyl
- B. Octavia
- C. Nap
- D. Ask about the basement.
- >Octavia looks pretty cute in PJ's. Hmm.
- >You ask the two girls if they know anything about a basement.
- "Oh, you've heard of Basement Jaxx? I love their stuff!"
- >No... you tell them how someone told you a story of a basement at B building.
- "Vinyl... I think he's talking about room 22X."
- >22X?
- "Oh... that story? There's a room in this hall that nobody lives in... It's a triple... but nobody lives there. Creepy, huh?"
- >Octavia jumps in on the story.
- >No power. No windows.
- >Chained up evil book. Slight scent of saffron.
- >Wooden ladder that leads to the fabled basement.
- "I totally wanna scope it out! Wanna go now?"
- "I am NOT setting foot in that forsaken room. Especially at this hour."
- >Octavia climbs into bed, bidding you both a good night.
- >Clock says 10:50.
- >Whoever's inside could be waiting for you in there... right now.
- A. Go it alone.
- B. Bring Vinyl
- C. Go back to your dorm and call it a night.
- >You tell Vinyl that she should get some sleep. You can take care of this yourself.
- "Oh Anon... you're such a gentleman."
- >She goes to kiss you on the cheek...
- >And blows a raspberry in your ear.
- "Fuck you, dude... I wanted to go... but I guess you're right. I aaaaaam tired."
- >How you convinced her, you have no idea.
- >You pat your pocket, checking for the scissors...
- >You equip them to your left hand and spin them around once.
- >You equip your flashlight app on your phone and put them in your off hand.
- >CQC activated.
- >Doing your best Solid Snake stance, you open the door to room 22X.
- >Dark... only illuminated is the evilnomicon sitting on one of the desks.
- >Strawberry Elders... you pray for guidance.
- >You look around through the room, pointing your light at everything.
- >You find the ladder, and prepare your decent.
- >It creaks like a motherfucker.
- "Hello, Anon... nice of you to join me down here."
- >It's a female voice from behind you.
- >Or... at least... a guy with a really high pitched voice.
- >You whip around and attempt to shine some ligh-
- >Your wrist is grabbed and your phone drops face down to the floor to the right of you.
- >Oh fuck, that better not have fucked up your phone.
- >You feel soft flesh against your lips....
- "Mmm... You're a good kisser, Anon..."
- >But you didn't even do anything!
- >You feel your pants go down to your ankles...
- >One leg is free.
- >You feel your scissors still in your hand.
- A. Swing your left hand.
- B. Swing your right hand.
- C. Swing your right leg.
- D. Swing your left leg.
- E. Do nothing.
- >You're much too tired from the gym to do anything... so you just let it happen.
- >You are tripped to the floor, laying supine now... as the weight on top of you continues to make out with you.
- >From what you can tell... this person is wearing no clothes... and has boobs.
- >The darkness makes it so much harder to figure out.
- >You toss the scissors out and return in full fervor.
- >Falling with scissors in your hand already got your heart rate up... so you're just playing along at this point.
- >You show this bitch the Dreamcast that you keep in your tongue.
- "Mmmgh... so you're into it now... Good!"
- >Lips suddenly get replaced with a warm... and humid feeling...
- >This is a vagina. Right.
- >You do as your told as it gets closer and closer to you.
- >A quick swipe of the tongue and a couple of fingerpokes.
- "Ahnn~ That's nice..."
- >You feel your dick exposed to air... The proximity of pussy has gotten you hard.
- >And... what feels like a mouth on your dick.
- >Heaven. Just the right amount of tongue and hand.
- >You fumble around a bit, before feeling around. You can feel your phone at your right hand...
- >And now an arm slaps your hand away.
- "No, no Anon... let this be a surpriseee aaahn.... wow... keep doing that..."
- >You comply and >>12635394 →
- >Each poke feels wetter than the last, and your mouth acts as a vacuum for that enjoyable liquid.
- "Agh... Anon! I'm getting close!"
- >S/he grinds into your tongue as you feel her/him exert onto you, sending a decent amount of juice your way.
- >You can feel her fall off harder than Draven does in late game.
- >Your dick is bare again, as you're met with lips.
- "Mmm Anon!"
- >You feel a pussy on that rod of yours.
- >Wow she's quick... and you're getting close...
- >S/he feels way too good, and she's tonguing your tongue as she pussies your dick.
- >You feel yourself holding your breath... and you can only cry out...
- (Pick a name to cry out)
- >You cry out your favorite item in that one obscure game you played as a kid...
- >You start thinking about video games in the dark dark...
- >So light em up up up I'M ON FIYAAAAAAAA
- >You release your liquid pride into/onto whatever crevice you've been imprisoned in... and it feels miraculous...
- >The voice moans a bit as you feel the warmth escape your dick.
- "See ya later, Anon!"
- >You get a kiss before you hear them climb up the squeaky ladder.
- >Orgasm so hard, you're incapacitated for a bit.
- >You hear your phone vibrate.
- Unknown: Hope you enjoyed that! ;)
- >In a matter of minutes you're back up and walking... cleaned and dressed, on your way back to your room.
- >Spike's in his bed about to go to sleep.
- "Hey Anon... you looked like you just got raped! You okay there, dude?"
- >You sheepishly nod your head before going to sleep.
- End day 16.
- Day 16 Summary:
- Finished first round of midterms!
- Psych midterm Grade: A
- Fucked Unknown.
- Met Colgate
- Met Lyra
- Met Redheart
- Octavia rapport up!
- Rarity League Skill up!
- Strength up!

