Canter U: Day 11 Thursday

>Morning already?

>Ah well, today feels like its gonna be a great day!

>You naturally woke up ahead of your alarm clock.

>Spike's still asleep. No surprise there.

>It's still a bit foggy today, and it feels pretty chilly out there too.

>Hoodie? Welcome to Canterlot University.

>You've met v-neck and jeans, right?

"Oh yeah, I totally saw them sometime last year"

>Hoodie talking. Not good.

>You slump out of bed and open your laptop to check your regulars.

>Facebook. Youtube. email.

>Hey... something interesting.

>CU Central says that tonight, there's gonna be a bonfire!

>Sweet. Arson. What for?

>Something about homecoming, and a big rival soccer match tomorrow.

>Partying on a Thursday? Too rad.

>You've got an hour and a half before you need to head to your first class.

 

A. Stay in and study.

B. Stay in and League.

C. Go out to the lobby and have breakfast.

D. Go out to the lobby and study.

E. Prank Spike.

 

>Breakfast. The most important meal of the day.

>Servin' it up, Gary's way.

>You shuff your hair around and make your way to the lobby.

>You get out there and Twilight's reading a book in front of a bowl of cereal.

>She's still in her PJ's. Cute.

"Oh, good morning, Anon!"

>You smile and she smiles and you give her a good morning hug and sit next to her.

>Concerned about yesterday, you ask her how she is.

"Anon... don't worry. I'm fine. I gave it some thought, and you... kinda had a point."

>Sweet. Did she tell Rarity about the whole situation?

"N-no... not yet, but... you'll tell her eventually, right?"

>Yeah... you should, at least.

>She asks why you're up so early.

>You tell her that you needed to make the most important decision of your life... here... and now... in this moment.

 

A. Reese's puffs

B. Cinnamon Toast Cruch

C. Cookie Crisp.

D. Other.

 

>You head over to the counter.

"A-anon? What do you mean?

>You sift through the boxes.

>After you think for a while, you grab all the boxes and turn back to the table.

"Anon?! You're scaring me..."

>You pour yourself a bit of everything.

"Oh... you meant... breakfast..."

>She's blushing as you pour your milk out and eat your cereal.

>After scarfing down some, Twilight speaks up.

"Ready for that midterm?" We're studying tonight, right?"

>Study for a test, or bonfire?

>Ah, you'll decide later.

>After breakfast, you go shower and and get ready for class and head out to physics with Twilight and the background science gang who I haven't developed yet, due to lack of fan representation in this thread

>You take a seat and the professor reminds you that the midterm is on Tuesday, no retakes.

 

A. notes.

B. Twilight

C. Applejack

D. Fluttershy

E. goof off / nap

 

>Midterms all the time... might as well go full tryhard today.

>And plus... for some reason, you feel like Physics is the subject you're least confident.

>You gegt out your pen and paper and scritch scratch away.

>Coefficients of friction. 2-D mechanics. Formulas.

>Lol wait...

>Physics is all algebra and a little bit of calculus.

>Can't be that bad.

>You follow along, doing all the example problems, solving them long before the professor finishes explaining them.

>You're feeling pretty confident now.

>Applejack asks you a bit "fer some haylp" and you show her how to integrate the velocity function.

>Yup. You're smartish now.

>Class ends and you head out to bio lab with the three, and Twilight splits off to her separate section.

 

>Kim Yoon Lee Park gives you a squinty nod to greet Applejack and Fluttershy to the classroom, as you follow behind.

>Taking your seats behind your microscopes, Tae Song Yun begins explaining the lab procedure.

>Basically, all you could pick up from his ingrish is that you're learning how membranes and osmosis work.

 

A. Work on the lab

B. Fluttershy

C. Applejack

D. Korean

E. Slack off.

 

>You've been through hell and back with Celestia about how concentrations diffuse and all that what not.

>You're not feeling like working it today, so you give the learning experience to your friends.

>implying your two friends know shit about how to do this.

>You carry them on your backs.

>Jesus... why aren't these two developed at all?

"Oh... thank you, Anon!"

"Aw... shucks, Anon. I knew that's what we had tah do."

>She doesn't wanna admit it.

>Adjusting the tubing a bit, you give Applejack a bit of direction.

>Despite her lackluster performance, she does what you tell her to.

>Delegating tasks to Fluttershy, you keep track of the time, while she divides up samples from a potato.

>Fluttershy cuts the potatoes cleanly into even sized tubes and throws them into the sucrose media.

"Oh my, this reminds me of the one time I made a salad for a bunny I was taking care of at the shelter."

>Most words you've ever heard.

 

>In a matter of an hour you finish the lab.

>2 hours till your next class... and 3 until your midterm.

 

A. get some food.

B. Study with your group

C. Study Psych and find Pinkie

D. Make plans. http://pastebin.com/7BVxC7XQ

 

>You text your one and only classmate that you know of in Psych class, and ask her if she wants to cram.

"Sure thing! Where are we going?"

>Ohshit she's right behind you.

"Howdy, Pinkie! When'd you git here?"

"I thought Anon would need some help! So I swooped right in after class!"

"But... how did you know he was here?"

>Yeah! Pls explain.

>Pinkie has a blank look on her face.

"Rrrrrrready to get braingerous?"

>Pinkie steals you away as you head toward the Greens.

>After you two park it at a bench lel park bench

>You throw your bag on the table and rummage through it.

>You found the bag snacks!

>How old are these? Not sure...

>Check the pastebin.

>Pinkie Pie doesn't even get out her notes, as the two of you converse about various mental illnesses and how they affect societal norms.

>You pay close attention as she rambles on at 5 times your WPM.

>Hopefully you're learning something...

>You munch on some of your bagsnacks and continue listening.

>She's talking so fast.

"So... Anon! Are you headed out to the bonfire tonight?"

 

A. Hell yeah.

B. Maybe. You'll see how the day turns out.

C. Deny it.

 

>Oh yeah. You love fire.

>It's... wild, warm... and never the same.

>Because everything always changes... when the fire nation att-

"Sweet! Bringing your sweetiepie Twilight?"

>You explain to her how you broke up with Twilight to have a better taste of the single life during college.

>You'll have all sorts of time to do relationships and love and trust and companionship later...

>Or soon... depending on how big of a majority your brain feels.

"Aww... poopie doopie... so you're going alone?"

>Not necessarily... you're pretty sure Dash's coming...

>This whole bonfire is to hype everyone up for the game tomorrow.

>Oh fuckaroo, tomorrow's another midterm...

>And Twilight...

>Well you're just gonna have to study another time...

>Or cram a shitload tonight.

>You text Twilight, pushing your cram sesh to right after class, because the bonfire's gonna be pretty hot tonight.

>Lel, I'm not funny anymore.

>The hour dons and you have to go to class.

>Pinkie hugs you goodbye and you scurry off to the physics department.

>At the labstation, you see Twilight and Trixie sitting together.

 

A. Work

B. Twilight

C. Trixie

D. Slack off

E. Make plans. http://pastebin.com/7BVxC7XQ

 

"Oh... Anon... about tonight... I can't study with you after class. I have something to do for Celestia... and you're going to that bonfire..."

>Party over grades, right?

>No... grades first.

>You tag along with Twilight and Trixie and put together as many of the physics equations as you can.

>You forewarn them that you needed to save your brainpower for a midterm later today.

>Pressing all the buttons on your calculator like you're playing Ryze, you work more and more of the practice problems out.

>Trixie sets up an apparatus while you're punching numbers.

>Twilight's bouncing between the two of you helping each other out.

>You guys are gonna rock... if you guys could actually get a team together.

>Finishing the lab early, you wave goodbye to your group and you walk to the psych lecture hall, reading your notes as you go.

>Taking a seat in the almost empty lecture hall... you await your judgement day.

>When... suddenly... enter Discord.

>Professors never show up before class on midterm day! They always walk in late like some kind of convict heading to court!

"Well... I'm here, Anonymous... just telling you... "

>Oh sweet, professor advice.

"that you should worry. And worry a lot! Stress. Drama. Pain. Anguish. All to mess with that pretty little head of yours. Let the hormones run free!"

>He scampers off.

>Fuck him, dude. He's got you out of your chill zone.

>And into the kill zone.

>Your leg bobs up and down. Your pupils contract. Go time.

>Discord and faculty hand out the tests as you click your #2 pencil to the ready.

>Answer after answer. Flipping through pages of text. Finding key words.

>Done.

>You turn in your test and Discord gives you a nod of approval.

>You squint at him as you leave.

>Buzz buzz. You check your phone.

"Well Anon, I hope you know now that you can sometimes perform a lot better under stress... but keep in mind how that might not work all the time. Congratulations, you finished my exam. But did you put your name on your test?"

>Fuck.

>After fixing your little mishap and suffering a bit of snickering from Dr. D, you head back to the dorms.

>The rest of the afternoon is uneventful...

>A bit of League, a bit of food, a bit of studying...

>You check your usuals on the internets, have a TV dinner, read the mitosis chapter, read the thermodynamics chapter. Did an hourly set of pushups to keep you awake.

>The sun sets.

>You go through your closet to find your swag.

>Spike walks in on you obtaining your swag.

"Going to the bonfire tonight, dude?"

>Yeah. Fuck midterms tomorrow.

>I mean.... you're gonna learn a lot about thermodynamics from the fire.

"Sweet, let me tag along."

>You head out to the lobby alongside Spike, dressed up in your swag, sunglasses to shield your eyes from the bright future

>Applejack, Pinkie Pie, and Rainbow Dash exit their hall about the same time you do.

"Bonfire?"

>Hell yeah.

 

>The five of you walk out to the Greens where a large wooden effigy of a ram has been erected.

>Lel erect.

>At the Greens, you see several students milling about, sifting through stalls of B-grade foods.

>All while your favorite blue haired DJ throws down some Bassnectar from the stacks of speakers she has equipped.

>She's amassed herself a crowd, and it looks like their all dancing.

"The bonfire's not gonna start till later, so let's go do something, bro!"

>Dash hangs on your shoulder, excited for the night.

 

A. Food.

B. Socialize with the group.

C. Dance time.

D. Hang out near the wooden ram like an edgy emo fuck.

 

>Dubstep... slowly turns to DnB... and makes its way into some pop house techno whatever.

>In any other context, you'd hate this song.

>So much cookie cutter when it comes to 130 BPM.

>But the rhythm of your heart is beating like a drum.

>And when the ocean meets the sky, you'll be saiiiiiiiiiiling.

>The five of you head over to the dance floor... or rather... patch of grass.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5F_5e6_pOg

>And you put on your best Commander Shepard as you do your simple two step to get things started.

>Remember what Will Smith said. Two step is home. Two step is love.

>The five of you dance in a circle, occasionally giving some flair here and there.

>Pinkie Pie starts inching toward Rainbow Dash, then starts to grind up against her.

>Dash laughs and pretends to spank her while Plinko does her thing.

>You look at Spike who's oogling at the whole affair when Applejack approaches him.

>She starts dancing real close to him.

>You also forgot how AJ was inches taller than your roommate.

>He's totally looking up at her right now.

>You stifle the laughter and stay in your two step.

>Pinkie makes her way off Dash.

"Wooooo, go AJ!"

>Applejack breaks contact with Spike and backs up slowly...

>Right into you. She doesn't even acknowledge that you're behind her.

>Braided ponytail in face, you feel her rump up against your crotch.

>She means business.

>She starts grinding up against you.

>Country ass never felt so... toned.

>She's rocking her body to the beat as you look around.

>You lose sight of that ponytail.

>Pinkie's smiling and dancing.

>Rainbow looks worried.

>And Spike...

>Spike's enchanted.

>You look down at the blonde bent over in front of you, and you realize that she has been giving Spike the biggest tease of the century.

>She never broke eye contact with him.

quick fetish-y question: Do you like it in porn when the girl looks into the camera at you? Yeah... similar concept here.

>AJ gives you one last long and slow round for you to savor it, then leaves you and starts her conquest on Spike, facing you.

>She gives you a wink and then returns her attention to the music and the movement.

>Whew... wow, you feel kinda raw...

>You take one step before Rainbro's backing herself up against you.

>Pinkie giggles and jumps on the front of the grind train you've got going on.

>You perch your head on her shoulder and whisper to her from behind.

>Didn't know she was into this kinda stuff...

"Sh-shut up Anon... I'm just dancing with you!"

B-baka.

>You place your hands on Dash's hips as she moves with you.

>You run your hands down slowly past her short shorts to her exposed thighs.

>Soccer players have nice legs.

>You feel Pinkie push back from all the way in front.

"Wheeeee! So much fun!"

>As Rainbow awkwardly presses against you, you decide to turn on a bit of that Anon fire.

>Pinkie's in the way of Dash bending it over for you, so you gotta make some kind of move quick.

>As your hands run along her thighs, you feel her hands come quick to grab yours.

>Her hips press against you a little more, and the waves of motion synchronize closer to the tempo of the music.

>What's Rainbro doing?

"Mmm... just having a bit of fun~"

>Dashie.

>She holds your hand and locks fingers with you.

>With her other hand, she reaches back and caresses your cheek, then pulls you over her shoulder, turning her head to give you a little Dreamcast action.

>By that, I mean, she kissed you.

>Pinkie turns around and watches.

>And then follows suit.

>Ponka kisses like she's eating a cupcake.

>Lots of tongue at first then a fair share of biting at the end.

>She wakes up from that trance and goes from the Dashanon train to the Spikejack train... perfect.

>You place your free hand along the small of Dashie's back, coaxing her to bend over for you a little bit more.

>She releases you from the kiss as she eagerly complies, backing up into you.

>Totally nothing new... but for some reason, way fun with clothes on.

"Like that, Anon~?"

>She comes back up, as you wrap your hand around her.

>You give her the traditional heterosexual reach around that you seem to enjoy so much.

>Luckily, amidst a combination of flashing lights, sheer darkness, and a large amount of people, no one ever catches a glimpse of you slipping your fingers down her tight denim shorts and coming into contact with some nice juicy-

"Hey everyone! The bonfire's starting soon, so if you guys wanna get a good spot, now's the time!"

>The music's still banging loud in the background but most everyone leaves the floor.

>You do your best to retract your hand and dry it off on... somewhere.

>Dash turns around... blushing a bit.

"Don't let anyone know you did that, dude."

>Dash runs off, saying she has to go to the statue to throw one of the matches.

>That way she won't throw the soccer match tomorrow.

>She meets up with that redhead and that derpy blonde goalie as they run off to the statue.

>Spike looks like he's fallen in love as Applejack and Pinkie Pie laugh a bit while walking to get a good view.

"Dude... that was... amazing."

>Easy there, lover boy.

>Dash comes on the microphone.

"Hey everybody, thanks for coming out tonight! We're here to let you know... that we're gonna burn those Rams to the ground tomorrow!"

>Loud cheers erupt as you try to get a better view...

 

A. Sit next to Pinkie.

B. Sit next to AJ

C. Sit next to Spike

D. Be an edgy fuck and throw your hood on and watch from the sidelines of the sidelines.

 

What if I said standing around like an edgy fuck would've netted you Dash for the night?

>You sit next to AJ.

"Heya Anon... Mighty fine dancin' shoes you had on tonight. Ah like the way you move."

>Well with that compliment, how could you feel like an Outkast now?

>Hey yah.

>You tell her ditto, and that you owe her for doing your bro a solid... as well as giving him a solid.

"Whut are ya gonna owe me?"

>She perks up and looks into your eyes.

>She's just gonna have to find out for later.

>You're doing your best to filter out midterm talk as you two shoot the shit for a bit.

>You look up to the wooden ram, and you see Dash and friends cast the first matches.

>In a matter of minutes... like... a lot of them, the Ram goes up in flames.

>You throw your shades on. Shades at night. Too cool.

>The fire rages and dances around as everybody cheers and hollers.

>People are getting loud and the fire burns on.

>At this point... Dash has found you and AJ amongst the crowd and is regaling you on how awesome the bonfire she just started was.

>You remind her that you were there the whole time.

>What a cunt.

>You three walk through the emigrating crowd, when Applejack brings up some earlier talk.

"Hey Dash... you looked like you were enjoyin' some of that tall drink of water right there."

>Swag never off.

>Silence from your left.

"You bet I did~"

"Well, Anon said that he owes me for somethin' ah did earlier..."

>Actually... Dash owes you something too...

>How about Dash and Applejack repay the favor?

>Tonight.

>The belltower strikes 12.

 

Day 11 Summary:

Finished Psych midterm

Dreading Chem midterm

AJ points up.

Campus atmosphere polluted

Expecting bizness tomorrow.