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Canter U: Bad End #1

By: OPtimisticAnon on Aug 8th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.53 KB  |  hits: 176  |  expires: Never
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  1. >We jumpcut all the way past lunch... past regular chem lab.
  2. >Celestia swipes you and Twilight into the lab.
  3. >Still as clean as a whistle.
  4. >Good work, Anonymous.
  5. >Celestia looks at you.
  6. "So... Anonymous... I'll actually tell you what to do today. Actually act like an employer, y'know."
  7. >She winks after that last statement.
  8. "You're gonna make some practice solutions today!"
  9. >She hands you a protocol, containing several letters and numbers... from what you can recognize are compounds.
  10. >You follow her to a work bench.
  11. "I'm gonna need all of these done today... and when you're done, you're free to go. Now get cooking!"
  12. >She smiles as she walks off.
  13. >NaClFeSCN grams millliliters what the actual fuck.
  14. >To the right of you, glass bottles and a volumetric flask.
  15. >To the left of you, a scale, weigh boat and scoopula.
  16. >In front of you, a series of grey containers, each labeled with letters and various hazard ratings.
  17.  
  18. A. Make the first recipe.
  19. B. Twilight
  20. C. Celestia
  21. D. Fuck around with the chemicals.
  22.  
  23. >You remember the safety protocol...
  24. >The safety training.
  25. >The risks of explosion and potential danger.
  26. >Carcinogenic materials.
  27. >Corrosive acids.
  28. >The whole MSDS from front to back.
  29. >And you toss that shit out the window.
  30. >You grab any bottle close enough to you and pour some of the solid shit in.
  31. >And you prepare the solution in the volumetric flask.
  32. >Adding a little bit of wa-
  33. >Boom. Lab's exploded and you died.
  34.  
  35. End Canterlot University 5evr.
  36.  
  37. CU Summary
  38. Your ded.
  39.  
  40. Kguys good night.
  41.  
  42. pastebin's deleted
  43.  
  44. bai