Title:           Zombies Can Love
Author:          NukePone
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/MHLqNdH7
First Edit:      Monday 4th of August 2014 01:18:29 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 4th of August 2014 01:18:29 AM CDT

>be zombie
>don't need to sleep
>stay up all night watching my pony waifu sleep
>she doesn't really sleep, says she's scared
>keeps giggling at me
>sings some song about giggling at the ghosties
>it makes you laugh and smile
>she cries every time you laugh or smile
>it makes you sad
>she's scared of you
>but you won't hurt her
>her purple friend came over one day and tried to experiment on you
>you ate her brains
>your waifu was screaming at you and kicking you
>you were only trying to protect her
>the purple one was going to take you away and break her heart
>so you ate her
>and now you can be with your waifu forever
>but she doesn't understand
>she's packing her things up
>but you stand in the doorway
>holding a little plate with a cupcake on it
>one that you made yourself, just for her
>it has her cutiemark on it and everything
>the frosting is even shaped like her mane
>you offer it to her
>she looks torn
>finally she starts to cry, slaps it out of your hand, and pushes past you
>you groan and shuffle over to the fallen cupcake and look back at her
>she stands there with tears in her eyes.
>"i'm sorry."
>she runs away
>you sit, hunched over the cupcake, sobbing