Title: Apple Waifu Author: NukePone Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/1CPcL1GA First Edit: Monday 21st of July 2014 02:29:19 AM CDT Last Edit: Monday 21st of July 2014 02:29:19 AM CDT >Be Anon >Sitting in sugarcube corner >Talking to Pinkie >Applejack comes in with an apple delivery. >"Howdy, y'all! Just yer friendly neighborhood apple pony come... ta..." >She stares at you, a sad look on her face. >A look of betrayal. >You look over at her and feel your heart break as she runs out crying. >"Nonny, what did you do?!" "I... I don't know!" >She pushes you out the door. >"GO FIX IT!" >You start to run toward Sweet Apple Acres. >Once you get there, Applebloom and Granny Smith stop you at the front gate. >"Mr. Anon? D'you know why mah sister was runnin' through here sobbin'?" "I think I did something wrong. I just need to talk to her." >Granny Smith just smiles as you run inside and run upstairs. >Sobs come from Applejack's room. >You look inside through the crack for a moment before slowly opening the door. >It creaks, and she looks up, sniffling. >"Wh...what d'you want..." >She looks away from you and tries to choke back her tears. >You just walk up to her and sit beside her. "What's wrong, AJ?" >"What's wrong?! What d'ya mean what's wrong?! Y'all were laughin' and talkin' with Pinkie! Ah thought you loved me!" >You hug her as tight as you can and pull her into your lap. "I do love you, treekicker." >"Then why were ya talkin' to her?" "Because she's my friend? And your friend? Am I not allowed to talk to our friends?" >She sniffles and hides her face in your shirt. >"Y'are. Ah guess Ah just got a li'l bit scared, is all." "It's okay. I get a little scared every time you talk to Big Mac. He might steal you away from me." >She looks up and glares at you. >Full on death stare. >You laugh, but she kicks you in the chest. >Your ribs are shatter. >You still laugh, even as you die.