Title:           (Moth) Moth-Hunny
Author:          NukePone
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/s1hhQbKu
First Edit:      Wednesday 1st of October 2014 03:06:44 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Wednesday 25th of March 2015 10:34:11 PM CDT

>Be Anon
>Chillin with your moth-hunny
>Hugging her and petting her neck fluff
>Your phone rings.
>Pick it up.
>"Stay away from my waifu."
>"Anon, who was that?"
"Your husbando"
>"But Anon, my husbando is dead."
>So you pick your moth-hunny up and take her to the orphanage.
"I'd like to return this one, she's defective because her husbando is dead."
>"But sir. You're a skeleton."
>THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
 
>Be Anon
>You are a skeltal
>Moth-hunny is crying because you're leaving.
"You will be happier here than with me."
>"Will you love me forever?"
"No."
>Leave orphanage.
>Get hit by rampant moth-caravans
>Bones break
>You are bonedust.
>Moth-hunny runs out.
>With the last of your skeltal strength you tell her
"I will love you five-ever. Cause that's longer than forever."
>Another caravan runs over your skeltal head.
>Moth-hunny likes this every time.