Title: (Bat) Mangocalypse Part 2 Author: NukePone Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/TpBtX2u5 First Edit: Tuesday 12th of August 2014 04:17:03 PM CDT Last Edit: Last edit on: Wednesday 25th of March 2015 10:33:26 PM CDT >"Feed me!" >A little purple bat-filly with a poofy, frilly mane, bright blue eyes, and a wide-open mouth sits across from you at a small, oak table. "Sirocca, you're almost twelve. You can feed yourself." >Her mouth closes, and she casts a glare of pure frustration at you. >The glare changes to puppy-dog eyes and a quivering lower lip. >"P-please, papa?" "Fine. But, you have to promise that you won't do anything crazy." >"I promise!" >With a mango in hand, you reach across the table. >Sirocca's mouth opens as wide as possible once more. >Her fangs sink into the mango, and you wedge it against her lower set of teeth. >She struggles to bite it, but you've wedged it just right. >She squeaks and screeches, her hooves grasping at the mango to try and pull it out. >"A'a." >It sounds like she's saying 'papa.' >But she isn't. >Before you can reach across the table to remove the mango, the earth beneath you rumbles. >"M'nglui mng'lw'nfah Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'mangl fhtagn." >Sirocca rises atop a very large orange-yellow orb as you tumble backwards over the sundered earth. >Two large tendrils pop the mango out of Sirocca's mouth. >"Sorry, Papa. You know what has to happen." "Sirocca, no! You stop this nonsense right now, and send Mangothulhu home!" >"I can't, it's already begun!" >A single tear falls from her eye. >You stand in defiance and shout up at her. "You either stop this, or you won't have any more mangoes for a week!" >"No more mangoes?" >A loud screech fills the air. >"I'll have all the mangoes I want, I don't need you!" "If you strike me down, your mother's going to ground you for life!" >"SO BE IT!" >The foot of the eldritch mango horror hovers overhead. >You stare at it, not out of fear, but out of disappointment in your daughter. >Speck is going to ground her for so long. >Good thing everything in this world is made of marshmallows and fluff. >Even the monsters. >Its foot crashes down on you. >It feels like a very large marshmallow. >She's grounded.