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[mlp] RPG Anon (Could become a story)

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  1. Anon comes from a world that uses RPG physics and still functions as such in Equestria.
  2.  
  3. >"Anon! You just got MAULED by Timberwolves! You NEED to go to the hospital! Right now, mister!"
  4. "Yeesh, calm down Rarara. I know it looks bad, but my status is clear and I've still got a few HP left. Just lemme find somewhere comfy and I'll sleep it off."
  5. >"... Anon, I'm not going to pretend I know what you mean."
  6. "It's cool. Lemme show ya!"
  7.  
  8. ++++++++PAUSED++++++++
  9.  
  10. Anonymous: Level 26 Freelancer
  11. HP [- ] 7
  12. SP [--------------------] 275
  13. XP [-------------------- ] 591
  14. ->Equip
  15. ->Codex
  16. ->Party
  17. ->Items
  18. ->Logbook
  19. ->Load
  20. ->Save
  21. ->Options
  22.  
  23. "Hot damn! Almost a full bar after half an hour grinding?! I'm going back there tomorrow!"
  24. >"I...I...What am I looking at?"
  25. "A mother fucker who's gunna powerlevel, that's what."
  26.  
  27.  
  28. >"So, Anon? You have a spell that will tell me my 'stats' if I were a native of your world?"
  29. "I sure do, Princess. Ready?"
  30. >"When you are."
  31. {Scan}
  32.  
  33. Celestia: Level 250(!) Arch-Alicorn
  34. HP [--------------------] 23,000
  35. SP [--------------------] 88,000
  36. STR: 1780
  37. INT: 2990
  38. PER: 1991
  39. END: 1660
  40. CHR: 4509
  41. AGL: 1174
  42. LUK: 1000
  43. +30% to all stats while in sunlight
  44.  
  45. "...Oh my fucking god."
  46. >"Is that good, or bad?"
  47. "Princess, please excuse me. I need to go help people and fight monsters for the next... 10 years or so."
  48. >Fucking book it.
  49. >"...What? Was it something I said?"
  50.  
  51. >>16602508
  52. >With a loud slam, the throne room doors are thrown open.
  53. >In strides you, with the biggest grin and a new set of armor.
  54. >High level armor. The hot merchandise.
  55. >Yeah, dumb name, but whatever.  
  56. "Well well, princess. Guess who just hit level 270? Get up. We're doing this here and now."
  57. >"Anon? I thought you said you'd be gone for 10 years? It's been 3 weeks."
  58. "I sense a no-life joke coming on so I'll stop you right there. Get up. I know you're the optional super boss and I want my 100%."
  59. >"You... want to fight? Anon, I really don't want to. You're too good a friend to do that."
  60. >That trips you up.
  61. "Err, what? So you're NOT some BBEG waiting to cut me down."
  62. >"No Heavens no!"
  63. >Wow. This is awkward.
  64. "Oh..."
  65. >...
  66. "Wanna go do a dungeon crawl? Tons of loot and eldrich demons to slay."
  67. >"...That sounds...fun. Hmm, let me clear my schedule and find my sword. It's been collecting dust for so many years."
  68. >And then OP jolly co-operation and loot was had.
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