Title:           Shagging Rap
Author:          Not_Ben_Stiller
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/SQywWS9N
First Edit:      Friday 26th of July 2013 11:43:56 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 26th of July 2013 11:43:56 PM CDT

Finger, eat, thrust, break the hymen!
(Finger, eat, thrust, break the hymen!)
Or I will drop you to the floor!
(Or you will drop me to the floor!)
Repeat
 
Did you check the bitches on the left?
(Did you check the bitches on the left?)
Did you check the bitches on the right?
(Did you check the bitches on the right?)
Repeat
 
In the rain or in the snow, I'll kick your ass ya bum,
But right now I really gotta cum
(In the rain or in the snow, I'll kick your ass ya bum,
But right now you really gotta cum)
The bitch over here will make you shout "WOO-HOO!"
Oh whoops I'm banging her too!
(The bitch over there will make me shout "WOO-HOO!"
Oh whoops, you're banging her too!)
Repeat
 
I am a shitposter, cooking with a roaster, and I'm no coaster, although I broke the toaster
(You are a shitposter, cooking with a roaster, and you're no coaster, although you broke the toaster)
Bust! Nut! Creampie that bitch, you hear! I don't got the time, so move, you queer!
(Bust! Nut! Creampie that bitch, you hear! I don't got the time, so move, you queer!)
Bust! Nut! Creampie that bitch, you hear! I don't got the time, so move, you queer!
(Bust! Nut! Creampie that bitch, you hear! I don't got the time, so move, you queer!)