Title:           [Other] Fucking Neckbeard Whiteknights
Author:          Noogai13
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/LFNzs2aJ
First Edit:      Monday 14th of April 2014 09:03:03 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Friday 22nd of May 2015 11:59:58 AM CDT

>you and your peers are having a discussion
>when you hear it
>from afar
>unable to recognize the sound you continue conversing and expressing your opinion
>then with an obnoxious screech you turn around to see.... whatever the fuck that was
>it was an adolescent manchild with a my little pony bike and streamers hanging from the handlebar
>how the bike handled his more than overweight body is beyond you, or any of your colleagues
>he rolls off the bike and after a few attempts manages to stand up
>his many chins are covered with neckbeard and his greasy hair is mostly concealed with a fedora
>he has a shirt with a yellow-pink haired horse print
>even though he is about 5 meters from you, the cum stains on his apparel are obvious
>he stumbles towards the group, obviously out of breath
>coming closer he starts to say something, but none of you are able to understand because it's muted by lard and lack of breath
>"u g...ys need ... ... tah retpekth otherth werk"
>he passes out
 
>when the crane came to load him up in the rescue vehicle you saw something spill from his pockets
>it was nothing other than spaghetti
>fucking neckbeard whiteknights