Title:           READ UNDER YOUR OWN ACT
Author:          NoelGallagher
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/UMrYprNL
First Edit:      Thursday 22nd of August 2013 10:44:04 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 22nd of August 2013 10:44:04 PM CDT

Holden, my dear Holden. No story can explain how much I love the tingling sensation I feel in my balls everytime I hear your faggot voice over the mic. It makes me so moist that I have to push my balls deep inside myself so tight that I canīt walk, and that pressure reminds me of the spectacular feeling I get everytime I dream about you playing Quidditch with my left nut as a Snitch, while I stick my magical wand inside your ear while screaming with the force of a thousand dickholes eyaculating and bathing us on a magical yellow shower that would make a Titan and a Valkirie so jealous that they would kill a a Jew just because heīs got the celestial power of watching our love act and sign of Tough Love.