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READ UNDER YOUR OWN ACT

By: NoelGallagher on Aug 22nd, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.70 KB  |  hits: 34  |  expires: Never
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  1. Holden, my dear Holden. No story can explain how much I love the tingling sensation I feel in my balls everytime I hear your faggot voice over the mic. It makes me so moist that I have to push my balls deep inside myself so tight that I can´t walk, and that pressure reminds me of the spectacular feeling I get everytime I dream about you playing Quidditch with my left nut as a Snitch, while I stick my magical wand inside your ear while screaming with the force of a thousand dickholes eyaculating and bathing us on a magical yellow shower that would make a Titan and a Valkirie so jealous that they would kill a a Jew just because he´s got the celestial power of watching our love act and sign of Tough Love.