Party-Anon

>Day party in Equestria

>Rise up Anon...RIIIISE UP

Dude calm down it`s 6 in the morning

>"Don`t you dare to break my speech because I am in a good mood today"

Oh yeah? Did you finally found a good dick to suck?

>"Well if you are going to be like this, then I guess i`d just stick with the usual morning threat and forget about the good day I had planned for you"

Ok Ok chill your penguin man, sorry!

>"That`s better, now let`s get back to the story, shall we?"

>Strech your arms, grab your hip flask and have a nice sip of the morning coffe...with Coñac

>Much better

>Now time for the morning routine

>Brush your [spoiler]tits[/spoiler]

>Because this calms the sexual monster inside Colgate

>[spoiler]ShE iS aLwAyS wAtChInG[/spoiler]

>Shower and then shit

>No need for shaving, this stubble would make a demolition man look like he has a tiny ´stache

>You grab a nice black shirt, some good jeans and your trusty black tossle cap

>This bastard was the only thing that came with you

>Surprisingly when you were teleported here, all your clothes banished, only your cap was left, and your nude body

>Since that horrid day the [spoiler]>rape[/spoiler] attemps never stopped

>Can´t a man show his dick publicly without being sexually harassed? Where are the machos rights?

>Anyway, spend ten minutes figuring out where you left those black and red shoes

>This is a special day, and you can´t just enjoy it without your red/black clothes

>Today is the day when you´ll finally go to a PPP

>[spoiler]Ponka Poe Party[/spoiler]

>Ponies all around say that she makes the best parties ever, and being the party-man you are, how could you miss it?

>Even if THEY are going too...

>As if it wasn`t enough to have whole Ponyville behind your crotch, this 5 particular mares are the biggest problem

>Their attemps are just too tiring

>The only one sanely-insane is Pinkie, she is crazy in her way, but at least that doesn`t involve Sexuality

>You wish that she never change, but you are sure she`ll ask you to Finish Her someday

>Hopefully that day never comes but the other Mares...those Mares never change

>Forgetting about this things for a while, you reach the kitchen and prepare a nice meal

>You reach for the freezer and grab a nice chicken

>At least Twilight can cast magic chickens, and as they are magic they are not really "living animals"

>Because they already appear ded, without a head, so you always have to clean everything up

>The last four of them even danced before staying completely ded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=h03QBNVwX8Q#t=158s

>They even used their clavicular bones to make noised

>That made your work easier, as you didn`t have to take them off yourself before cutting them

>What a funny day that was...Yessir...

>Anyways, after 5 minutes doing your Mise En Place, a knock at the door distracts you

Already? But it isn`t even 7:30!

F:"Anon open up the door in this instant Mister! I-if that`s ok with you" [spoiler] [/spoiler] >You heard that last mutter, trying to sound rough and then chickening up

>Maybe you should cook THAT chicken instead this one...

>Heading to the door you listen closely before opening

>The last thing you want is a Dragon Fetish as yesterday

>What`s on that mare`s mind? Bringing a Dragon to your house for a fetish guess

>You open the door and without looking just ask

What do you want Flutt- [spoiler] [/spoiler] >Are your eyes deceiving you?

>Infront of you stands Fluttershy painted as Twilight, and the real Twilight standing besides her

Am... Twilight... THE REAL Twilight... Can you explain this to me?

TS:"Sure thing Anon. Fluttershy here wanted to know if magic was your fetish, but it would be pretty lame if I did the show, wouldn`t it?"

>She`s got a point, being the element of magic and all

TS:"So I got her this little wand and painted her just like me, isn`t it wonderful?"

Yeah yeah, but why the painting?

TS:"At least like this she looks like me, but isn`t me"

>Wat

>She gives a wand to Flutterbutter

TS:"Remember how we practiced it Fluttershy, and don`t forget to flick the shit out of the wand!"

>Twilight agitates the wand so hard it flyes away and you hear a pot cracking, followed by Berry`s scream

TS:"Oops"

>Her horn shines and another wand appears in Fluttershy`s wand

>She waves it around but nothing happens

Yeah cool magic trick Bananasplit, see ya both later

>What a waste of time

>As you leave you hear them arguing

TS:"Fluttershy, not like that, remember you have to say the magic words! Like this!" [spoiler] [/spoiler] >Twilight shakes the wand while saying "ACHIO!"

>You are stopped on your tracks by a magic aura grabbing your buttocks and taking you near the ponies

TWILIGHT STOOOOAAPP!

TS:"Rapio buuuuam Aaah haha" She does a retarded and lust filled laugh while another magic wave grabs your crotch

Stoooaap Mmph!

>This is horrible

>Besides moving your body it´s like the spell is draining your energy

F:"Oh Twilight, I am so nervous, I can´t even get my wings up!"

>Twilight just points the wand at Fluttershy´s wings and casts another spell

TS:"Erectium Risaap aah ha-ha-ha"

F:"Oh goodness Twilight, what are you- *BOING* AAAaahh Ahh-ha-haha-ha" Now she has a wing-boner, she shares the same Lustarded laugh as Twilight and jumps over you

[spoiler]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reop2bXiNgk[/spoiler]

>Thank Osama you are smarted than this silly mares so you just kick the wand and the spell loses it´s powers and you get up on your feet, kick the lustful mares and head inside your house.

>It´s too late, the chicken is gone, a blood trail points to the window

>Every.Fucking.Day

>Now now Anon, don´t let this stupid mares ruin your day, just grab the bag of coins and go to the market.

>You have a huge shopping list

>The first thing on the list is buying alcohol... A LOT

>That´s an easy task for you since it´s what you do every day, so you fulfill it quickly

>The next thing on the list is: "Buy some huge ass stereos and a mic"

>However something stops you

>Not only you stop, but everything around you, it´s like time stops

>You can move now, but you are the only one that can

>A shadow passes through your sight and a shiver goes down your spine

>Oh no...IT´S HER

"Did you brush your [spoiler]tits[/spoiler] today Anon?"

>Colgate... she is here... this can´t be

>Too scared to respond

Clg:"Don´t make me ask again Anon..."

>You start sobbing while slowly raising your shirt and showing your nipples to that demon

Y-Yes M-M-M´am! [spoiler] [/spoiler] >You say between tears

>She leans closer and her tongue tastes your nipples

Clg:"Mmmmh... Mint... That´s a good boy"

>With that she dissapears and everything goes back to normal

>Drop the bottles on the floor, sit on fetal position and cry loudly in front of everyp0ny

>Scootaloo passes by and talks with a happy voice

Sl:"Hey Anon! Look! I got my cutie mark!

>You clean your tears and look at her cheecks, a chicken like the ones Twilight gives you is her cutie mark

SL:"I found this little guy on the streets and then my cutie mark appeared! I think he might be my father an-" She stops when she notices your face filled with tears and your veins just about to explode "I-is something wrong Anon?"

>Grabbing her by the neck you lean closer and whisper

[spoiler]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reop2bXiNgk[/spoiler]

>She screams and runs away, the only reaction you would expect after a meeting with the devil

>After a busy and scary evening, you go home with all the things you need and get yourself ready for Pinkie´s party

>Re-check the stuff to make sure everything is in order

>Stereos and mic? Check

>Beer, Vodka and Wine? Done

>Milanesas, soda and Gasified water? Got a lot

>Oh right, forgot the most important thing, the blue air-spray can

>With a little visit to the bathroom for a look on the mirror, you paint your hair with a nice blue color

Just like "The Colt"

>Once everything is ready, you take your leave for Applejack´s barn

>Since it´s pretty big, that´s where usually Ponka does her parties

>The thought of having all those mares close doesn´t bother you, since you have something cool planned for this big-ass party

>After a 20 min walk you reach the barn and are greeted by Pinkie

PP:"HIYA NONNIE! OHMYGOSHIMSOHAPPYTHATYOUAREHERENOWTHEPARTYCANREALLYBEGIN!"

>Wow

Pinkie calm down, you´ll make me drop everything!

PP:"Sorry Nonny but I get very excited when my friends come to my parties!"

>You don´t say...

Yeah I can see that. Can I get in?

PP:"Oh right, hehe silly me! Make yourself at home Nonny!"

>The party is...for childs?

>What is this? The mares are playing the bottle, drinking juice...

Amm.. Pinkie? Where is the party?

>The rest of the mane 6 come closer to you when Pinkie speaks

PP:"It´s a party Nonny? Why? Is there something wrong?"

Yeah Pinkie... EVERYTHING IS WRONG! Where is the music? Where are the strong drinks?! WHERE IS THE PARTY?

>Applejack, as usual, sticks her snout where she is not called

AJ:"So yah think ya can do a better party than Pinkie?"

YES! Even Fluttershy could do a better party!

F:"AS long as it´s a party in your bedroom Anon..."

Shut up Fluttershy..

>Ok, that´s it, let´s do it [spoiler]AL ESTILO CORDOBES[/spoiler]

OKAY EVERYP0NY, YOU WANT A REAL PARTY? [spoiler] [/spoiler] >You scream while pluggin the stereos and grabbing the mic

>Then hand the drinks to everyp0ny and finally grab some wine for yourself, empty the wine cardboard in just one gulp and start this shit

THEN LET´S HAVE A PARTY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVv08IZVMEg  / http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYIu9nR_A_Y

[spoiler] Choose anyone, the first one has better quality but the second one is more graphic[/spoiler]

>The music starts loud and ponies rise their ears at the rhytm and start shaking their bodies

 

Now listen ponies I want to tell you

With emotion where my singing was born

Sparkle, Apple, Dash, Whiny and Butter

This mares kept harassing me

Somehow I had to cheer myself up

So I thought let´s sing a song

Born from my homeland

 

I gave music and happynes to myself

I´m from the university of crazyness and Tango

 

I gave music and happynes to myself

I am rape-proof now, Asi que sigan intentandooo!

I am Anti-rape! I party and drink booze

And I drink it without soda,

because it helps more, a lot more, a lot more!

I am Anti-rape! I like the dances

That these mares do

When they try to raaaaape

 

From the ville of the most beatiful mares

the cider and beer, non-stop nights

I am Anti-Rape, And I need no Id

Because I´m the only human!

 

>Now the party has reached it´s full potential

>The wine reserves are already running low, but no worries, you ordered a new one before hand

>Most of the ponies are dancing like real Cordobeces at this song

>Pinkie just stares at you with an angry face

>Sorry Ponka, but this party is better

>The other 5 crazy mares desperately try to catch you

>They must not be listening, because tonight YOU ARE ANTI-RAPE!

>Cordoba Power Activate

 

HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY!

 

As a believer, I thank thee Celestia

For this blessing that runs on my blood

The whole year, "tunga tunga" the best

And nopony can touch

on Monday we rest

From all that we danced

But on Tuesday the rape resets

So let´s drink up the wine, and were we left we take

 

I am Anti-rape! I party and drink booze

And I drink it without soda,

because it helps more, a lot more, a lot more!

I am Anti-rape! I like the dances

That these mares do

When they try to raaaaape

I am from high Cordoba

Where the glory is at

And nop0ny harasses or your body breaks

Just say the word, and I´ll take you with me

where da wine is at, make you rape proof

>Fluttershy tackles you and sings

"My hot monkey [spoiler]doooock[/spoiler]"

>push her aside and continue singing

 

>The 5 mares keep trying to catch you

>Efforts wasted against the power of the Wine from Cordoba!

>Some colts grab them and take them to the dance floor

>Lyra grabs Dash and they kiss right there

HAH! I knew it!

>Bon Bon sees this and storms out of the barn

>Lets end this night like maniacs!

 

From the ville of the most beatiful mares

the cider and beer, non-stop nights

I am Anti-Rape, I don´t care if Luna or Celestia

They won´t be raping me

But they can still try!

HEY!

 

I am Anti-rape! I party and drink booze

And I drink it without soda,

because it helps more, a lot more, a lot more!

I am Anti-rape! I like the dances

That these mares do

When they try to raaaaape

From the ville of the most beatiful mares

the cider and beer, non-stop nights

I am Anti-Rape, And I need NO IIDDDD!

I need no Id when I am this high

From Cordoba Capital!

HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY!

 

>The screams of the mares is the perfect ending for the song and everyp0ny keep drinking and having a great time

>Cordoba style girl

*3 hours of drinking, partying and being rape-proof*

>Everyp0ny is either sleeping, passed out, and some of them are trying to trot back home but with a lot of effort and no accomplishment

>Just like back home

>You are pretty wasted too, so better head back home

>Ponies will talk about this party for years to come!

>Once near the door, Pinkie blocks your way

>There is something different about her, her puffy mane is like...gone

>It´s like a big bowl of water fell on her head

>Heh

Move Pinka, my bed calls

>She tackles you and her face is inches away from yours

What do you want Ponka?

PP:"Anon, nop0ny ever made a party bigger than mine... AND THAT MAKES ME SO HORNY!"

>Oh shit

>Today is the day

>The Elder Scrolls told you of this day

>But you didn´t want to believe

>Believe this day would exist

I think I need more wine..

PP:"We are out of wine you silly"

>This is bad

>Looks like you´ll spend the rest of the night

>Fucking [spoiler]Ponka Poe[/spoiler]

[spoiler]Nevermore[/spoiler]