Title:           Hue one-shot
Author:          NoelGallagher
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/U1cQ73bZ
First Edit:      Thursday 28th of March 2013 10:15:33 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 28th of March 2013 10:15:33 PM CDT

>Be Anon, Movie lover
>You fucking loved watching movies back on Earth
>It filled your hearth with sadness when you were teleported to Equineland and after a while noticed that their movies are a huge pile of [spoiler]CoD[/spoiler]
>Or better said, Crap out of Dyslexia.
>They are so bad that your head started to hurt after 28 seconds of it, so you promised to never watch one of them again.
>Now, where were we?
>Ah yes, waking up.
No fuck you this bed is confy
>"Look m8 I don`t want to do this to you, but If you don`t cooperate i`ll have to hurt you"
Hit me with your best shot assface
>"As you wish... Assface"
>Suddenly Anon`s face transforms into an ass
Wait wha-prpprffprff
>"Holy Saint Expedito it even disgusts me... Now back to the shooting..."
>A magic gun appears infron of AssAnon and aims for his nose...or rectum.
PPPFFPFPFPFTTF!!
>"Oh feeling cooperative now buddy? That`s how I like it"
>Suddenly the magical gun dissapears and Anon`s face returns to normal.
I fucking hate you...
>"And I love my job, now lets continue with the story shall we?"
>You get up and do your 3īR routine
>[spoiler]Remolonear en la cama, Rascarse un huevo y Reiniciar el microondas para la comida[/spoiler]
>You grab the re-heated food from the microwave and start eating your breakfast
>What is it? A knock on the door?
>Surprise
>Itīs a knock on the window.
Finally something new!
>You walk to your window but you donīt see anything
What the!
>Suddenly on your window Fluttershy put her mare-pussy
>It winks and... TALKS!?
>Pussy:"FEeeEeeeeDD MEEeeeEEeE!"
>Congratulations! Now your window is painted yellow ! PUKE-YELLOW...
>You get up, open the door, and kick Fluttershy so hard she flies away into the sun.
Finally some peace..
>She appears behind you
WHAT THE FUCK!? HOW ARE YOU...
>F:"Had another continue my love! Are weird Indie games your fetish Hue?"
Fluttershy what did I tell you about calling me by the surname!
>F:"B-bad things happen?"
Wait wait wait... Really man? The surname joke again?
>"Does the writer have to slap BitchAnon?"
Ok Ok calm down...
>F:"But Anon I didnīt call you by your entire surname, I called you Hue and your entire surname is Huey!"
Oh for the love of..
>You notice Lyra and Bon Bon sitting near your house, Bon Bonīs mouth becomes a magnet and Lyraīs vag is quickly attracted to her
Thatīs what I call a pussy-magnet...
>You try to ignore the rest of that display, push Fluttershy aside and head to Carrousel boutique.
>You asked Rarity to make you a grey raincoat, many stormy days getting close and you need something to avoid getting wet
>You knock and when the door opens you have to crouch quickly
>Opal goes flying into Bon Bon and sticks to her with her cat-vag...
I guess that the pussy-magnet has a wide range of refers...
>Rarity finally greets you and gives you the raincoat
Thanks Rarity! How much would it be?
>R:"Oh donīt be so silly, I lady could never bring herself to charge for a..."
What do you want...[spoiler] [/spoiler]>You cut her speech
>Rarity:"Sex... Naow.."
K
 
>*4 hours and 13 minutes later*
Thank you again Rarity! See ya later!
>You leave the boutique with Rarity trapped on a cum-web as backround while you walk
>The raincoat really fits you, its confy, covers a lot more than normal clothes and itīs not heavy.
>You decide to take a trip to Canterlon, time to pay Suncheeks and Dark-meat a visit
>Its time for the weekly belly rub you promised the princesses as payment for your own house
>*One train trip later*
>The guards on the castle gate greet you and let you in, but one of them turns to you and whispers
>G:"You done hoofīd partner"
U wot m8?
>G:"Carry on"
>Weird...
>Anyways, you go to the throne room and vow
>Celestia salutes you and Luna just winks at you
>Dem stardust eyes...
>C:"Ah Anonymous, you finally decided to come"
Yeah sorry for the delay but I had a lot of works these days
>C:"I see, however thatīs not excuse for missing the weekly belly rub you promised us"
Sorry about that, I know I had to come yesterday but I was tired
>C:"Thatīs not an excuse human, and now you are going to pay the price"
Wat?
>You hear a huge explotion and look through the windows
>You see far away, a huge hole standing where your house was
Son of a...
>C:"Iīam sorry for doing that Anonymous but we must make the example with you"
>You donīt even care about her, your rage is so big that you think your face is twitching..
>Yes it is... and also shining
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwT8FOyXkMw
>What! Anon is Evolving!
>20 seconds later your face stops shining and you open your eyes
>Transformation complete...
>You notice a small pony armor with a pair of axes standing near the throne where Celestia is sitting
>You point at the axe with your finger and look at Celestia and Luna
Princesses...
>C-L:"Y-yes Anon?" They say in unison and fear
[spoiler]http://www.rollachan.org/b/src/133374618922.jpg[/spoiler]
>You grab one of the axes and go near them
>The Sun and the Moon start running away and you give them chase
>They pass throught 4 guards and they back away in fear, joining the princesses on the run
>[spoiler]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpqQJfdLO14[/spoiler] Song title explains it all
>You follow them, axe in hands, but loose them on the corner
>When you turn the corner you see 6 ponies leaning againts a wall with suits and black male-wigs (pic related)
Have you seen a [spoiler]pair[/spoiler]of princesses and [spoiler]2 pairs[/spoiler] of guards?
>"Sure thing partner, keep rolling that way"
Appreciated
>You keep running but think about something...
>What are 3 [spoiler]pairs[/spoiler] of ponies doing with suits and black wigs doing on the castle?
>You are a retarded...
>Turning around you notice the ponies spreading out, the guards going left and the princesses right
>Fuck the guards, you want to taste the [spoiler]double[/spoiler]royalty
>They run and shut themself inside Celestia`s bathroom
>They done goof`d
 
>Be Celestia
That human doesnt give up! Are you ok Luna?
>L:"We believe you shouldn`t have done that"
Too late for regrets now, we have to-AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
>The bathroom door is hit and you see an axe trepassing
>Anon keeps hiting the door and he stops
>There is a big hole on the door now
>You stop screaming and get closer to the door, just to regret it instantly
>Anon`s head appears on the hole and he says
>An:"HEeEEeeeeeeeEEEre`s Nonny!"
 
>You are Anon again
>You got them where you wanted, you tear down the door but they run away again
>You finally catch them on the throne room, they are cornered
>However before you can do anything Fluttershy appears
>F:"Hello Anon what are yo- oh my... are you all together as a group?
What do you want Fluttershy, I`am about to get down to business!
>F:"Well em... Is group sex your fetish?"
Only if its in [spoiler]pairs[/spoiler]
>F:"Well with me that makes us two pairs"
>Jesus Christ she got you this time..
>Looks like Fucking Fluttershy will join you in
>Fucking the royal [spoiler]pair[/spoiler]