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A place for various story ideas I've posted anonymously in the threads.
Some of these are ideas I'd want to write if one day I suddenly and miraculously find the motivation and attention span to really work on them.
MOST of them I'd be fine with someone else writing, if they really wanted to write it (bug me on skype or something, if you're interested.)
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General ideas:
A magical accident splits Anon into two beings, each with half his personality. Twilight is trying to fix it, but the ponies and he himself seem happier with their lives afterward.
Anon constantly makes Zebra jokes. Most ponies find it racist and offensive, and are promptly shocked to find out Zecora thinks they are hilarious.
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More specific ideas, typically going to involve one or more princess:
Anon and Luna are best friends and enjoy each others' company immensely, but have absolutely zero interest in dating each other... however, certain ponies around Ponyville seem to think they're a perfect match - and take every opportunity to tell them, loudly.
Anon and Luna are together. Whenever they have a disagreement or argument, they get into a knock-down drag-out fight and beat the fuck out of each other. Whoever has more of their shit together by the end of the fight is declared the winner of the argument, at which point they immediately kiss and go back to doing normal couple things, while giving each other tips for their next fight. Ponies unused to the sight of the Human and the Night Princess' loving bouts may find themselves staring.
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Temporal fuckery:
Anon comes to Equestria like normal, landing in Canterlot. Guards bring him before Celestia, who is in the middle of an audience with the public in the throne room. Upon seeing him, she literally drops whatever she's doing and gallops up to him, mouth open in shock. Confused, Anon tries to figure out where he is and what is going on, when Celestia interrupts him by saying his name. When he looks at her, she's trembling and sniffling, trying to hold back tears. Just as he's about to speak, she asks him... "Where did you go? Why did you leave us, Anon?" He tells her he doesn't know who she is or what the hell is going on, she grabs him with her forelegs and lets the tears flow, begging him not to leave again.
Eventually, after spending a few weeks getting to know both Celestia and Luna, becoming friends with them for the first time, he suffers an accident that flings him back into the past... where he both starts and continues his friendship with them. But hanging over his head is the knowledge that *something* is going to happen to him, pulling him away from them and leaving them (or, at least, Celestia) devastated... and he doesn't know what to do, if he should try to prevent it, or what to even look out for.
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Ideas for Discord's Office (lovelymuffins):
Someone snooping in Discord's personal office miscasts a spell, which makes all of his employee miniatures behave like voodoo dolls. Things get awkward and/or hilarious when Discord starts making his miniature Anonymous play "house" with his miniature Luna.
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Yeah, that's good for now.
Boy howdy look at that, over half of those stories involve either Sunflank or Moonbutt.
Oh well, only scrubs don't like Best Princesses.

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A place for various story ideas I've posted anonymously in the threads.
Some of these are ideas I'd want to write if one day I suddenly and miraculously find the motivation and attention span to really work on them.
MOST of them I'd be fine with someone else writing, if they really wanted to write it (bug me on skype or something, if you're interested.)
---
General ideas:
A magical accident splits Anon into two beings, each with half his personality. Twilight is trying to fix it, but the ponies and he himself seem happier with their lives afterward.

Anon constantly makes Zebra jokes. Most ponies find it racist and offensive, and are promptly shocked to find out Zecora thinks they are hilarious.
---
More specific ideas, typically going to involve one or more princess:
Anon and Luna are best friends and enjoy each others' company immensely, but have absolutely zero interest in dating each other... however, certain ponies around Ponyville seem to think they're a perfect match - and take every opportunity to tell them, loudly.

Anon and Luna are together. Whenever they have a disagreement or argument, they get into a knock-down drag-out fight and beat the fuck out of each other. Whoever has more of their shit together by the end of the fight is declared the winner of the argument, at which point they immediately kiss and go back to doing normal couple things, while giving each other tips for their next fight. Ponies unused to the sight of the Human and the Night Princess' loving bouts may find themselves staring.
---
Temporal fuckery:
Anon comes to Equestria like normal, landing in Canterlot. Guards bring him before Celestia, who is in the middle of an audience with the public in the throne room. Upon seeing him, she literally drops whatever she's doing and gallops up to him, mouth open in shock. Confused, Anon tries to figure out where he is and what is going on, when Celestia interrupts him by saying his name. When he looks at her, she's trembling and sniffling, trying to hold back tears. Just as he's about to speak, she asks him... "Where did you go? Why did you leave us, Anon?" He tells her he doesn't know who she is or what the hell is going on, she grabs him with her forelegs and lets the tears flow, begging him not to leave again.
Eventually, after spending a few weeks getting to know both Celestia and Luna, becoming friends with them for the first time, he suffers an accident that flings him back into the past... where he both starts and continues his friendship with them. But hanging over his head is the knowledge that *something* is going to happen to him, pulling him away from them and leaving them (or, at least, Celestia) devastated... and he doesn't know what to do, if he should try to prevent it, or what to even look out for.
---
Ideas for Discord's Office (lovelymuffins):
Someone snooping in Discord's personal office miscasts a spell, which makes all of his employee miniatures behave like voodoo dolls. Things get awkward and/or hilarious when Discord starts making his miniature Anonymous play "house" with his miniature Luna.
===
Yeah, that's good for now.
Boy howdy look at that, over half of those stories involve either Sunflank or Moonbutt.
Oh well, only scrubs don't like Best Princesses.

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