Pranksters (Anon & Luna trolling shorts)

>Day 600 in Equestria

>You had gotten adjusted to life in Canterlot over the past month, and even managed to make a few friends

>Among them was the esteemed Princess Luna

>You were on a secret mission at the castle

>You and Luna had planned this while drunk off your asses the night before

>It still sounded good once you were sober, so you knew you had to do it

>For your part, you had to place a few mirrors at various locations throughout the castle

>Luna assured you she could handle the rest

>You were just placing the last mirror when you heard something land behind you

>Luna was staring at you, excitement clear on her face

>"Are they all in place, Anonymous?"

"Yep. This's the last one."

>Luna snickered

>"Sister will be quite surprised when she lowers the sun this evening! Come, Anonymous, let's get in position to watch our little prank."

>You both move to the inner gardens, where you can get a clear look at Celestia's sun-setting spot

>As Celestia sets the sun, light begins reflecting off all those mirrors you spent the last hour placing

>The rays of light are focused into a beam and disappear deep into the castle, only to shoot back out of opened windows, where they're reflected off yet more mirrors

>Eventually, an image started to form in the air...

>Floating high above Celestia was an image of her sucking your dick

>Both you and Luna proceeded to laugh your asses off

>That's when Celestia looked up, to see your dick in her mouth

>"ANONYMOUS! LUNA!" she screeched

>Luna managed to get off the ground, but is still suffering from gigglefits

>You and Luna GTFO

>You could still hear Celestia's voice, even in the residential district

>"ONE OF THESE DAYS, ANONYMOUS! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!"

>Today was a good day

 

 

>Day 632 in Equestria

>(Day 20 on the moon)

>In retrospect, you probably shouldn't have tried another prank on Celestia so soon after that last one

>Though Celestia waking up with "I crave primate cock" written on her forehead was pretty fucking funny

>You're still not sure how Opal managed to scratch that message out so perfectly

>But alas, Luna was just too good at persuading you to help her troll her sister

>So you're stuck on the moon for a month to "Think about the feelings of others"

>Speaking of Luna, she's been visiting to make sure you don't go nuts from lack of interaction

>It's... actually pretty peaceful up here, now that you think of it

>No Fluttershy trying to guess your fetish

>No awkward stares from upper-class ponies

>Mostly just silence and a pretty awesome view

>With a sigh, you stood up and got back to pacing

>You'd been practicing your greatest work of art on the moon's dark side all month

>Luna had seen it a few times and helped you correct errors

>If you were ever working on your art when she stopped by, she would wind up giggling

>That would, invariably, set you off as well

>And that would be the end of the pacing for the day

>[10 DAYS LATER]

>Celestia has finally ended your banishment to the moon

>She seemed to think you had learned enough and was satisfied

>At your "welcome back" celebration, you and Luna decided to unveil your masterpiece

>You give Luna a wink, almost setting her off on a catastrophic giggle fit, but she maintains composure

>Ever so slowly, the moon begins to rotate

>Ponies looking up gasp in wonder at the amazing sight

>There, on the moon, is an image of Princess Celestia

>Sucking your dick

>Again

>Day 643 in Equestria

>(Day 1 on the moon)

>It was totally worth it