Title:           Just a Bet (Part 1) [Anon x Celestia]
Author:          No_Punny_Bizness
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First Edit:      Friday 15th of June 2012 11:42:18 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 15th of June 2012 11:42:18 PM CDT

>"50 bits."
"Are you fucking kidding, Dash? No way. I could get sent to the moon for pulling something like that. I'm not risking banishment for a measly 50 bits!"
>Rainbow Dash groaned at your resistance
>"Ugh! Fine, how about 75 bits?"
>You mulled the number over in your head for a few minutes, before deciding on an answer
"...Double that, and I'll consider it."
>"Really?"
>Dash grumbled
>"Fine, 150 it is, then. But you better do it! Pinkie Promise!"
"Yeah, yeah. Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye."
>You narrowly avoided poking yourself in the eye that time, but no matter - the deal was struck
>"Better warm up those pipes, lover-boy, we're almost at the palace!"
>Dash started snickering to herself as you shot her a glare
>Princess Celestia had asked for monthly visits with you, in order to give a report on how you were doing in Equestria
>When she had first said it, you thought it was just going to be a letter deal, like Twilight
>However, the two of you had actually managed to get along quite well your first meeting, and she decided to have you come in person
>You gave your report - nothing terribly exciting had happened, and you hadn't exactly learned anything new
>She still seemed pleased, regardless, and decided to have everyone stay for dinner
 
>So, here you are, in the palace, dinner wrapping up
>Rainbow Dash pokes you in the side
>She's giving you that look that tells you it's now or never
>You grunt an acknowledgement before standing up and moving to the center of the room, to stand before Celestia, pokerface engaged
>"Oh, Anonymous, is something wrong?"
>Celestia is trying to read your pokerface, to no avail
"Oh, nothing's wrong, Celestia; I just have something I wanted to do."
>You snap your fingers, and music begins to play
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FF62ugRwiY
>She looks a bit confused
>You sing the lyrics to the song, straight to Celestia
>You're dancing around with the music as well, putting on a full performance
>You can see Celestia blushing harder as the song continues
>By the end of the song, you've managed to dance yourself right up next to her
>You kiss her cheek right as the song ends
>Her wings shoot open and her blush deepens to a shade of red you weren't entirely sure was possible
>"A-Anon, I- um, that is to say- I didn't realize you- hmm."
>"Th-that was... *ahem* That was very nice, Anonymous."
>She still can't get her wings down
>You bow respectfully and retake your seat
>Dash is trying to contain her giggling
>Later, on the train ride back home...
>"I still can't believe you actually did it, Anon!"
>Dash has been full-on laughing ever since leaving the palace
"Yeah, I can hardly believe it, either. So, about those bits you owe me..."
>Dash unceremoniously wings you a sack of bits, still laughing
"Come on, Dash, it wasn't THAT funny."
>"Oh, but it was! I just can't believe you did it for so cheap! Bahahahaha!"
>Damn it. You knew you should've asked for 300.