- Author's note: Don't read this. Don't even click on this.
- Well, except for that second thing, it's too late for that, now.
- Since you already screwed up one thing, I guess you can screw up the other.
- >You are Anonymous
- >You're really fucking tired
- >Go to bed
- >Wake up in land of magical ponies
- >Get taken to see the Princesses
- >Celestia, Luna, and Cadence are there
- >Give Princesses double pistols and a wink
- >They're instantly all over you like flied rice
- >Cadence turns into Queen Chrysalis, shocking everyone
- >Broker peace treaty between ponykind and changelings
- >Real Cadence shows up
- >2xpistol/wink combob
- >Cadence swoons
- >Have all four pony rulers obsessing over you
- >Become royalty yourself after taking four royal pony wives
- >This is your fetish
- >Fluttershy cries because she never got to make any guesses
- >Solve all problems forever by winking at them
- >Ponies give you a nickname - "King One-Eye"
- >Live forever
- >Develop magitech weaponry and armor systems to amplify the power of your wink
- >Eventually the power of your wink is so great that you have to contain it
- >Nations rise and fall by the might of your wink alone
- >Millenia pass by and you remain content with your four wives
- >They are the only four ponies who can withstand the unrestrained power of your god-wink
- >Even then, they still fall into a twitching, moaning, panting mess when they witness your wink
- >Eternity is great
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I was tired when I wrote this [Anon x Royalty]
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