Title:           I was tired when I wrote this [Anon x Royalty]
Author:          No_Punny_Bizness
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/VAby2Qea
First Edit:      Tuesday 3rd of July 2012 07:13:15 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 3rd of July 2012 07:13:15 PM CDT

Author's note: Don't read this. Don't even click on this.
Well, except for that second thing, it's too late for that, now.
Since you already screwed up one thing, I guess you can screw up the other.
 
>You are Anonymous
>You're really fucking tired
>Go to bed
>Wake up in land of magical ponies
>Get taken to see the Princesses
>Celestia, Luna, and Cadence are there
>Give Princesses double pistols and a wink
>They're instantly all over you like flied rice
>Cadence turns into Queen Chrysalis, shocking everyone
>Broker peace treaty between ponykind and changelings
>Real Cadence shows up
>2xpistol/wink combob
>Cadence swoons
>Have all four pony rulers obsessing over you
>Become royalty yourself after taking four royal pony wives
>This is your fetish
>Fluttershy cries because she never got to make any guesses
>Solve all problems forever by winking at them
>Ponies give you a nickname - "King One-Eye"
>Live forever
>Develop magitech weaponry and armor systems to amplify the power of your wink
>Eventually the power of your wink is so great that you have to contain it
>Nations rise and fall by the might of your wink alone
>Millenia pass by and you remain content with your four wives
>They are the only four ponies who can withstand the unrestrained power of your god-wink
>Even then, they still fall into a twitching, moaning, panting mess when they witness your wink
>Eternity is great