Cream filling

>Day cream filling in Equestria

>When Celestia propositioned you earlier, you thought she was joking

>After all, the last time you'd done it had to have been years ago

>You weren't quite sure you even remembered how to do it, it had been so long

>So, in your disbelief, you gave her a hearty belly laugh, wiping a tear from your eye

>For her part, she stamped her hoof, blushing furiously

>"I'm serious, Anon!"

>And so she was.

>So the two of you headed off to the kitchens of Canterlot Palace

>The two of you have been there for the past hour, banging away

>Apparently, just like riding a bike, it all came back to you

>In no time at all, you were doing it like a natural

>Of course, Celestia had her own ideas...

>"Ah! Anon! You can't! N-Not inside!"

"Shut up and let me add the creamy filling, Celestia."

>"B-but it's so dirty!"

"At no point did it ever touch the floor. It is perfectly CLEAN."

>Celestia pouts at you

"Don't give me that look. It's just custard for fuck's sake!"

>"It tastes icky, Anon! ...And it reminds me of-"

>You interrupt her, trying to ignore the blush on her face

"Woman, you are not going to ruin doughnuts for me."

>You sigh

"Fine, the big baby gets her way, I'll leave some of them plain."

>In an instant, her demeanor completely changes, a smirk finding its way to her face

>"I was confident you'd see it my way, Anon. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a budget planning meeting to addend to. I believe you are more than capable of finishing up in here all by yourself. Goodbye!"

>You wait until she leaves the room

>...And you fill every last doughnut with custard, anyway

>She'll learn to like custard, eventually

>She'll have to, with you being new head baker