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A short fetish-guessing Anon story

By: No_Punny_Bizness on Jul 7th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 4.15 KB  |  hits: 146  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day 283 in Equestria
  2. >After last week's failure, the Night Guards have standing orders to keep you out of the palace
  3. >That didn't stop you, though - you were pretty sneaky, when you wanted to be
  4. >The guards never saw you slip in
  5. >By all rights, they should have
  6. >The absolutely massive pack of stuff you had on your back didn't make hiding very easy
  7. >You weren't sure if it was a small miracle, or just testament to your sneaking skills
  8. >(You decided to go with the ego-stroking option)
  9. >It's not quite nighttime yet
  10. >That means she's still asleep
  11. >Just the way you wanted it
  12. >You slip past a few more pairs of guards as you make your way to the bedrooms
  13. >From the looks of things, you got there at just the right time
  14. >The guards normally stationed outside her room were gone
  15. >You walked right on in, quietly, so as not to wake her
  16.  
  17. >And there she is, still sleeping peacefully in her bed
  18. >Your plan is flawless
  19. >This time, you know for sure
  20. >You take off your giant pack and start taking it apart
  21. >You set down a large tray and pull out some dishes
  22. >She's going to be putty in your hands after this one
  23. >You pop open the special temperature-controlled containers and arrange the pancakes on a plate
  24. >Then you poured a nice, tall glass of orange juice
  25. >Some toast goes on another plate
  26. >An egg on the toast
  27. >Even some hash browns
  28. >You finish arranging everything on the plates and tray and carry it over to her bed
  29. >Setting the tray back down on the stand behind you, you lean down close to her face
  30. >You speak, just loud enough to wake her up
  31. "Time to rise and shine, Luna!"
  32.  
  33. >She groans drowsily
  34. >Her eyes slowly open
  35. >They meet your smiling face
  36. >She shoots backward and bolts upright in bed
  37. >"You! How did you get in here?"
  38. >You shrug
  39. "It wasn't too hard."
  40. >Her eyes narrow at you
  41. >"Yes, I'm certain it was easy for the likes of you. However, I think it's time you-"
  42. >You interrupt her
  43. "Before you chuck me off your balcony, at least let me serve you breakfast."
  44. >She blinks
  45. >"What?"
  46. >You grab the tray behind you
  47. "I made the pancakes myself. Do you know how hard it is to find good Cereus flowers in Equestria?"
  48. >She scrunches her eyebrows in thought
  49. >"Cereus..."
  50. "Only the best 'princesses of the night' for the Princess of the Night."
  51.  
  52. >Your award-winning smile convinces her to try a bite of pancake
  53. >She chews on it for a while, before swallowing
  54. >...And takes another bite of pancake
  55. "Good to see you like my cooking!"
  56. >She sighs, swallowing that bite, as well
  57. >"I suppose it's... not too bad."
  58. >You give her another smile, and can't help but notice the small smile on her own face
  59. >She winds up eating the rest of the breakfast, looking pretty satisfied with it
  60. >The tiny smile grew into a genuine one by the end of the meal
  61. >She finally moves to get out of bed
  62. "Well... what did you think?"
  63. >"I think... that was a very sweet thing of you to do, Anonymous."
  64. >Your smile remained on your face
  65. >"...I have never had breakfast in bed, before. I hate to admit it, but it was... *mumble mumble*"
  66. >You broke your smile with a slight frown
  67. "Uh, sorry, I didn't catch that last bit. What were you saying?"
  68. >She looks a bit reluctant to repeat herself
  69. >"I said, it was... *mumble*"
  70. "Still missed that last part, Luna."
  71.  
  72. >Luna huffs, a frown on her face
  73. >"I said, it was very nice and I enjoyed it! Are you happy?"
  74. "You did? Really?"
  75. >"Really."
  76. "Awesome! So, like, is this the point where you jump my bones?"
  77. >"WHAT?! You- what?!"
  78. >Her face is red, a mixture of anger and embarrassment
  79. >"Anonymous, how many times have I told you to stop trying to guess my fetish?! I don't have one!"
  80. "Uh... I think this is number 168. And that's nonsense, everyone has a fetish!"
  81. >Luna facehoofs
  82. >"It is much too early for this."
  83. "So, was I right?"
  84. >She sighs
  85. >"No. Breakfast in bed is not my fetish."
  86. "Damn. I was so sure I had it this time... oh, wait, is your fetish-"
  87. >You're interrupted mid-sentence by the familiar sensation of levitation
  88. >"You are IMPOSSIBLE, Anonymous!"
  89. >She throws you off the balcony with her magic
  90. >As you plummet towards the mattress you snuck into the gardens, you call out to her
  91. "And you're cute when you're mad! See you tomorrow, Luna!"
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