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A Random Anon & Luna oneshot

By: No_Punny_Bizness on Jun 17th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.03 KB  |  hits: 206  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You are Anonymous
  2. >You've just woken up in Canterlot Palace
  3. >It's the middle of the night, but you don't give no fucks
  4. >You're fucking starving, time to raid the kitchens
  5. >You quickly assemble a godly sandwich from random leftovers in the kitchen and take a bite
  6. >A single tear inadvertently falls from your eye
  7. >So delicious
  8. >On your way back from kitchens, you start to hear weird snickering noises coming from your room
  9. >You head inside and are greeted with the strangest sight
  10. >Luna is standing by your balcony, facing out into the courtyard
  11. >That's the source of the snickering, but why...?
  12. >Then you see it
  13. >The moon looks way bigger than it normally does
  14. >Luna is mooning you [A/N: This line was a spoiler.]
  15. >"Very mature, Luna."
  16. >You slap her flank (she yelps) and then fall back onto your bed
  17. >She trots over to your bed, cheeks a bit red
  18. >You hold up half your godly sandwich
  19. >"Want some?"
  20. >She takes the offered half, lays on your bed, and you stay up for the next hour chatting with each other
  21. >Tonight was an average night