Title:           A Random Anon & Luna oneshot
Author:          No_Punny_Bizness
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/X77iT84w
First Edit:      Sunday 17th of June 2012 01:01:26 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 17th of June 2012 01:01:26 AM CDT

>You are Anonymous
>You've just woken up in Canterlot Palace
>It's the middle of the night, but you don't give no fucks
>You're fucking starving, time to raid the kitchens
>You quickly assemble a godly sandwich from random leftovers in the kitchen and take a bite
>A single tear inadvertently falls from your eye
>So delicious
>On your way back from kitchens, you start to hear weird snickering noises coming from your room
>You head inside and are greeted with the strangest sight
>Luna is standing by your balcony, facing out into the courtyard
>That's the source of the snickering, but why...?
>Then you see it
>The moon looks way bigger than it normally does
>Luna is mooning you [A/N: This line was a spoiler.]
>"Very mature, Luna."
>You slap her flank (she yelps) and then fall back onto your bed
>She trots over to your bed, cheeks a bit red
>You hold up half your godly sandwich
>"Want some?"
>She takes the offered half, lays on your bed, and you stay up for the next hour chatting with each other
>Tonight was an average night