Title:           Flutterrape Short: Burgers
Author:          NoOneImportant
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First Edit:      Friday 4th of January 2013 11:55:45 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 4th of January 2013 11:55:45 PM CDT

>Day something clever in Equestria
>You are sitting outside watching the clouds go by
>It’s peaceful
>And you’ll need all the peace you can get before you-know-who comes your way
>”H-h-hi, Anon.”
>Speak of the devil
>Fluttershy is wearing a black leather jacket, tight black jeans, spiked cuffs, and a spiked helmet
>”Um….a-are biker girls your fetish?”
>You sigh
No, but I will admit you look pretty good.
>Her face turns hopeful
>”Does that mean--?!”
No. I will not have sex with you.
>”…i-it’ll only take a second..”
No it won’t, Fluttershy. No it won’t.
>Her wings perk up a little when you say this
>Suddenly your stomach rumbles
>Getting hungry
>”O-oh. I’d better bring you some lunch, m-mister.”
That’s okay, Fluttershy…but thank you.
>You mumble to yourself
Sometimes eating just fruit and vegetables gets old..
>She heard that
>”W-well what else would you want to eat?”
>Goddamn it
>Well, if she must know..
It’d be really nice if I had some meat right now, honestly. I haven’t had any kind of meat in what seems like months, and I miss the taste. I swear, if I could sink my teeth into a juicy hamburger, I would orgasm once it hit my tongue-- Fluttershy?
>She’s gone
>Ah well. Maybe she gave up.
>You lean back and start watching the clouds again.
>Suddenly, her face out of fucking nowhere
>”Hi, Anon.”
Agh, jeez! Why are you back here so soon?
>”Um…I thought I would bring you this..”
>You almost stood up
>Your eyes couldn’t believe it
>You pinch yourself in case you’re dreaming
>But it’s really there
>A hamburger.
>Sweet merciful god in heaven, thou hast blessed me with this yellow flying horse.
>Then something crosses your mind
Fluttershy?
>”Yes, Anon dear?”
Did you happen to kill a cow to make this mouthwatering hamburger?
>”O-oh…yes. Yes I did.”
>Murder in Equestria?
>…
>Ah who gives a shit? BURGER.
>You wolf the whole thing down
>”Oh…my…” she says blushing
>You pick her up
>Carry her back to her home
>And fuck her brains out
>It was not enjoyable for you
>But you came buckets inside Fluttershy
You are not to tell a soul about this.
>”O-o-ohhh, a-ANYTHING f-f-for you, A-anon…”
>She stumbles and falls over blushing
>Fucking burgers