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Flutterrape Short: Burgers

By: NoOneImportant on Jan 4th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.26 KB  |  hits: 49  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day something clever in Equestria
  2. >You are sitting outside watching the clouds go by
  3. >It’s peaceful
  4. >And you’ll need all the peace you can get before you-know-who comes your way
  5. >”H-h-hi, Anon.”
  6. >Speak of the devil
  7. >Fluttershy is wearing a black leather jacket, tight black jeans, spiked cuffs, and a spiked helmet
  8. >”Um….a-are biker girls your fetish?”
  9. >You sigh
  10. No, but I will admit you look pretty good.
  11. >Her face turns hopeful
  12. >”Does that mean--?!”
  13. No. I will not have sex with you.
  14. >”…i-it’ll only take a second..”
  15. No it won’t, Fluttershy. No it won’t.
  16. >Her wings perk up a little when you say this
  17. >Suddenly your stomach rumbles
  18. >Getting hungry
  19. >”O-oh. I’d better bring you some lunch, m-mister.”
  20. That’s okay, Fluttershy…but thank you.
  21. >You mumble to yourself
  22. Sometimes eating just fruit and vegetables gets old..
  23. >She heard that
  24. >”W-well what else would you want to eat?”
  25. >Goddamn it
  26. >Well, if she must know..
  27. It’d be really nice if I had some meat right now, honestly. I haven’t had any kind of meat in what seems like months, and I miss the taste. I swear, if I could sink my teeth into a juicy hamburger, I would orgasm once it hit my tongue-- Fluttershy?
  28. >She’s gone
  29. >Ah well. Maybe she gave up.
  30. >You lean back and start watching the clouds again.
  31. >Suddenly, her face out of fucking nowhere
  32. >”Hi, Anon.”
  33. Agh, jeez! Why are you back here so soon?
  34. >”Um…I thought I would bring you this..”
  35. >You almost stood up
  36. >Your eyes couldn’t believe it
  37. >You pinch yourself in case you’re dreaming
  38. >But it’s really there
  39. >A hamburger.
  40. >Sweet merciful god in heaven, thou hast blessed me with this yellow flying horse.
  41. >Then something crosses your mind
  42. Fluttershy?
  43. >”Yes, Anon dear?”
  44. Did you happen to kill a cow to make this mouthwatering hamburger?
  45. >”O-oh…yes. Yes I did.”
  46. >Murder in Equestria?
  47. >…
  48. >Ah who gives a shit? BURGER.
  49. >You wolf the whole thing down
  50. >”Oh…my…” she says blushing
  51. >You pick her up
  52. >Carry her back to her home
  53. >And fuck her brains out
  54. >It was not enjoyable for you
  55. >But you came buckets inside Fluttershy
  56. You are not to tell a soul about this.
  57. >”O-o-ohhh, a-ANYTHING f-f-for you, A-anon…”
  58. >She stumbles and falls over blushing
  59. >Fucking burgers
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