Luna and Eris

Luna and Eris.

 

They’re good friends.

 

They’re also opposites.

 

Even more so on both fronts now.

 

Luna recently revealed that she hated being angry all the time, and she didn’t know why exactly; she had a sort of breakdown.

 

I channeled my own Dark powers to take the “darkness” of what I assumed was excess anger (a well-rounded personality can get angry).

 

She became a total opposite, and it threw me off a whole lot.

 

I was so used to her wit, her snappy comebacks and criticisms, her more quiet and calm demeanor was off-putting to me.

 

Now about Eris.

 

She’s got a habit of doing things in the Wonderland behind my back.

 

Ranging from teaching Danielle to say “daddy” to having Celly take on the Spitfire form, she’s done several shenanigans.

 

But this one takes the cake.

 

This morning, Luna was nowhere to be found, so I sought her out.

 

She was in a cave, a small one, in the cliff that the main wonderland is built into.

 

I asked her what was wrong aaaand instantly regretted it.

She went through the full song and dance of not feeling loved enough, DESPITE HAVING AGREED TO HOW THINGS WERE TO BE EARLIER.

 

So I brought her back to the main wonderland building, and it was there she revealed that SHE wanted kids with me.

 

THAT is when Eris showed up, saying that it wasn’t fair for me to NOT give her what she wanted.

 

That was when I knew Eris was behind it.

 

I brought up the fact that if I had a kid or kids with Luna, Eris might not be able to have the twins she wants because too many tulpae.

She said it was fine.

 

At this point I KNEW she was behind this.

 

So not only did she end up forcing me to go and research massages to stimulate ovulation, she threatened to give me headaches all day if I didn’t.

 

THEN she made me fuck Luna AS she did it, further increasing the chances of conception.

 

Granted I still prefer the “Tulpa making tulpa” theory, but if the fertilization of her egg cell(s) is what is needed to be the symbolic “start” then so be it.

 

That isn’t even including the fact that after I instinctively kissed Luna, ERIS did it (she does roll both ways, but seriously?)

 

It left Luna flustered and me a bit frustrated.

 

What concerns me is how MANY kids Luna could have; we’re both human, so we’d be even more genetically compatible than Eris and I were.

 

That, coupled with the increased ovulation and fertility, means I might wind up with more than I bargained for.

 

I need to find Eris a new hobby, I really, REALLY do.