Title:           Anonymous in Tartarus: Chapter 2 - Aquaintance-ON HIATUS
Author:          NoLongerAnon
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First Edit:      Saturday 7th of April 2012 03:50:56 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 7th of April 2012 03:50:56 AM CDT

>"Urgh", you gurgle out, as you awake to a splitting headache.
>You take a moment to admire the amazing view of....Tartarus.
> Well fuck, just....fuck this
>It's too early for this shit.
>You get up, not bothering to check your immediate surroundings as you try to will away the pain in your head
>As you get to your feet, Your wondering why you weren't dead, as you turn around.
>Only to come face to face with...a trumpet?
>You stare at it absentmindedly, not even noticing the creature holding the instrument.
>Your eyes slowly widen in realization of what's about to happen.
>A single thought runs through your head as you get blasted back on your ass by the force of the trumpet
>It's WAY too early for this shit
>you scrabble to your feet, fists raised in anticipation, as you look upon..... Something?
>No, seriously, what the hell is that thing?
>You struggle to come up with an adequate description for such a bizarrely mismatched  creature.
>The...thing seems to have gotten its jollies off at your expense, as it somehow floats in the air, clutching it's stomach as it laughs hysterically
>While it laughs, you spend the time studying....it? Her?
>The head seems closest to that of a doe, yet it had two horns protruding from its mane of shockingly white hair.
>It also had a small bit of extra hair going down the back of its neck, as well as having distinctly goat-like ears.
>Her body , because your starting to think it's female, and left arm seem to be that of an eagle.
>Her right arm was that of a lion, with the right foot of a dinosaur and the left foot of a  goat.
>She also appeared to have the tail of a Dragon, along with wings belonging to both bird and bat.
>Your suspicions as to her gender are immediately put to rest, while your jimmies start rustling,  when she finally stops laughing, and starts...insulting
>"Oh boy mister, you'r a real riot, you know that? I haven't had a laugh like that in quite a while!" she proclaims rather gleefully
>A bit Too gleefully for your liking.
>You Ignore her jab, and instead ask her your two most prominent questions
>"Who, or what, are you?"
>She takes a few seconds to respond,  looking at your still raised fists and smiling a little
>Well mister i'm a Draconequus, and my name's Eris.....
TO ANYONE WHO READS THIS, I WILL UPDATE SOON, very soon