Title:           Blissful Chaos - The Grand Entrance (I)
Author:          NightlyWriter
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First Edit:      Monday 16th of December 2013 12:06:17 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 16th of December 2013 12:06:17 PM CDT

>You are Anon.
>Recently you had begun to watch MLP, which your friends said was worth the time.
>You didn't see the appeal but figured you'd give it a try.
>After the first few episodes you found it was alright, but didn't really enjoy it until Discord made his first appearance.
>It was a win-win situation; you liked his personality and the chaotic aspect made a nice contrast to the rest of the show.
>He also happened to be voiced by one of your favourite voice actors.
>Through the rest of the show's extent you were disappointed at the few appearances he made, but enjoyed the show nevertheless.
>After finishing the series, you started reading on boards and such about fanfictions and sketches.
>A few of your friends even mentioned cons you could go to.
>You weren't too keen on going though, especially with the reputation they seem to have.
>Time after time they would invite you, and you'd politely decline.
>Until the local con, that is.
>You had no intention of going until you were informed that John de Lancie would be there.
>Refusing to dress up (at the disappointment of your friends(who are diehard fans, apparently)) you headed to the con.
>Once there, it didn't seem as bad as everyone made out.
>...Until the throng of cosplayers was found.
>You avoided those and broke away from everyone else.
>De Lancie wasn't scheduled to arrive for another hour or so, which means you needed to keep yourself busy.
>After walking for a while, you found yourself in a large auditorium filled with all sorts of booths.
>They were quite assorted; a few sold homemade toys, some plushies, and quite a few were offering sketches.
>You looked at a few stands, but one stood out to you.
>It was a small table away from everyone else; a banner taped to the front read “Visit Equestria today!”
>You were stricken with curiosity, and checked it out.
>There was one man sitting there who looked to be in his early 40s.
>He seemed quite cheery.
>”You there! How would you like to partake in a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity?”
>You stop a few feet from the table, and look to make sure he wasn't talking to anyone else.
>The man chuckled; his voice and laugh was eerily familiar.
>”Yes, you my boy! Imagine, if you will, a tour through the /magical/ land of Equestria!”
>Quite a bit of emphasis on magical. You aren't too convinced.
“And what's the catch here? Do I have to empty my pockets for you or inject something?”
>Another laugh. You swear you've heard this voice before.
>”Nothing of the sort! All I need is for you to say yes!”
>You think about it.
>While it seems like it's bullshit (and it probably is, you tell yourself), you're interested to see what they've cooked up.
>You also want to figure out why his voice is so damn familiar.
“You swear there's no catch?”
>”None at all, my boy! All you have to do is say yes.”
>That grin almost looks too happy, but at this point blind curiosity overthrows rational thought.
“Sure, why not. Let's go visit Equestria.”
>His laugh is almost contagious.
>”Splendid, splendid! Now, just let me get a few things organized...”
>He snaps his fingers and the table is gone.
>Wait, what?
“How...how did you do that?”
>”Magic, my dear boy!”
“...Magic.”
>”You say it as if you've never heard of such a thing!”
>With another snap of his fingers, the man shifts, rather spectacularly, into Discord.
>In the flesh.
>Well, that's where you recognize the voice.
>You're absolutely baffled at this point.
“How did you...where did...ugh”
>You rub your temples. God, please let this be a dream.
>”Calm down, boy! We haven't even arrived yet!
>You ignore him and rub your temples some more.
>He puts a hand(claw) on your shoulder, startling you.
>”A word of warning; you're going to want to hold your breath.”
>Before you get a chance to acknowledge what he said, you're both enveloped in a white flash.
 
>It takes your eyes a few moments to readjust after the blinding flash of light.
>But when they do, you're quite awestruck.
>This is Equestria, alright.
>Buildings were upside down, some uprooted from the ground.
>It was your favourite episode, almost like it was recreated just for you.
>They must have done some background work before deciding you'd go to 'Equestria'.
>”Now, I know it isn't quite what you were probably expecting...”
>Discord rubs the back of his neck, almost as if he did something to upset you.
>”...but I took the liberty of revamping it to my likings.”
>You're in awe.
“This...”
“This is AWESOME!”
>He's taken aback by what you said.
>”You...like what I did with the place?”
“Why wouldn't I? You're easily one of my favourite characters, and the fact that you basically recreated one of the best episodes is quite impressive.”
>”...Excuse me?”
>You chuckle.
“You don't really expect me to believe you're the REAL Discord, do you?”
>Now he's beyond confused.
>”What do you mean? Of course I'm the real Discord! The one and only!”
“Yeah, sure. And I'm Princess Luna!”
>Discord cocks his head and looks at you funnily.
>”Are you sure?”
“Oh, totally. Can't you tell?”
>”Oh, yes, definitely. I simply ask because Luna's just over there.”
>You freeze in place.
>Turning around slowly, who else but the princess is standing no more than five feet away from you.
>Discord chuckles quietly behind you, and Luna looks quite pissed.
“Oh. Well, uh, hi there, Luna.”
>”Discord, I've come to negotiate with you.”
>She looks at you with a disgusted look on her face (though you swear she's hiding something; her eyes give it away).
>”And what is this thing?”
>”Why, this is...”
>He looks down at you.
>”...Hey kid, what did you say your name was?”
“I didn't?”
>”Well, what is it?”
>Luna shouts over at you two; “What are you two whispering about over there?”
>Discord shouts back: “Noooooothing!”
“It's Anonymous, by the way.”
>”This thing, I'll have you know, is Anonymous!”
>”Whatever his name is, I have negotiations I wish to go over with you.”
>”Can Anonymous come? I'd be ever so lonely if I went by myself...”
>Luna sighs. You chuckle.
>”Fine. But he is not to have a say on our negotiations, understood?”
>”Sure, sure!” He looks back to you; “Come on, let's go have some fun!”
>Discord begins to follow Luna, and you closely behind him.
>After a few minutes of walking you arrive at what appears to be the only building that isn't affected by this.
>Surprisingly, it's Twilight's treebrary.
>All three of you head in; it's quite barren to your amazement, spare a table and a few chairs in the center.
>Luna takes a seat at one end, and gestures for you two to sit at the opposite end.
>Discord pipes up: “I do hope you don't mind if I make the two of us comfy...”
>With a snap of his fingers two extremely soft-looking chairs appear.
>You both take a seat and she sighs.
>”Now, let's begin our negotiations.