- 1.-Manonster-
- >"Can you check for monsters, Anon?"
- >Twilight looks at you nervously with her blanket pulled up to her muzzle.
- >You give her an 'are you serious?' look.
- >How could the Element of Magic/leader/smartest pony/Princess/Alicorn turn into such a wuss every night?
- >And the worst part was that you felt obligated to comply due to the fact of paying no rent to live with Twilight and Spike.
- >You walk over to the closet and throw it open.
- >Twilight squeaks.
- >Turning back to her, you shrug.
- "No monsters in here, Twi."
- >She nods quickly, her eyes massive and dilated in fear.
- >"The bed! Under the bed, Anon!"
- >You sigh and stomp over.
- >Getting on your hands and knees,o you look up at your roommate.
- "After this, we go to bed right?"
- >Twilight nods again, "p-please..."
- >You lift the sheet hanging off the side of the bed.
- "No monsters under- OH GOD!"
- >You do an impressive miming of being pulled under the bed and grab Twilight's hoof with your other hand.
- >Twilight screams in your face and tries to pull away, her eyes wide and rolling in terror.
- "Twilight! Help! Help!"
- >You let go of her and fall under the bed, screaming one last time, then going silent.
- >Above you, you can hear Twilight sobbing and muttering to herself under her blanket.
- >"No, not Anon... No.... Monsters... Into the darkness..."
- >You hold in a snicker.
- >Twilight moves on the mattress and you can tell she's cautiously leaning over the side.
- >"A-Anon? Anon?"
- >Above you, you can hear Twilight sobbing and muttering to herself under her blanket.
- >"No, not Anon... No.... Monsters... Into the darkness..."
- >You hold in a snicker.
- >Twilight moves on the mattress and you can tell she's cautiously leaning over the side.
- >"A-Anon? Anon?"
- >You slide out from under the bed.
- "RAWR!"
- >Twilight screams bloody murder and her horn begins firing off magic blasts all over the room.
- >You dodge, duck, dip, dive and doge under the bed again.
- >Finally after the magic laser show stops, you crawl out again and see Twilight is hidden under her blanket again.
- >The room is destroyed.
- >You laugh and lift the blanket.
- "I'm sorry Twi, I had to!"
- >She glares at you with her ears drooped.
- >"I hate you Anon. That was so mean. I... You made me wet the bed!"
- >Looking down, you see her sheets are stained with a puddle of piss.
- >You laugh from your stomach, fighting to control yourself.
- >Twilight looks down in shame and anger.
- >After apologizing over and over, you clean the bed while Twilight takes a bath.
- >Surprisingly, she makes you check for monsters again after she lays down.
- >You do it without any tricks this time and go to leave for your room.
- "Good night Twilight."
- >"Wait!"
- >You turn back around.
- >Twilight gives you the stink eye and pats the bed beside her.
- >"You scared me really bad. You're going to sleep here tonight. No arguments!"
- >You sigh and go get in bed with her.
- >She throws part of her small blanket on you and puts out the candle.
- >In the dark, she curls up against you.
- >You turn and pull her against your stomach.
- >She yawns and makes sure her horn doesn't jab you and her wings wrap around you for security.
- "Did you hear that?"
- >Twilight groans into your chest, "I swear, I WILL pee all over you..."
- >You chuckle and rub her mane.
- "Good night, Twilight."
- >"Good night, Anon. Thank you."
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- 2.Pretty cutie princess pony
- >*SLAM*
- >sounds like Twilight's home
- >she's been acting like this for the past week
- >not to say this behaviour is unprecedented
- >most of the time it's just some mathematical equation or scientific theory that's been bugging her
- >they hardly ever last more than a few days though, and you're starting to get worried
- >you start to walk into the library foyer, but stop dead at the sound of soft sobbing
- >deciding to take the stealthy approach, you peek your head your head into the room
- >there you are met with the visage of one Twilight Sparkle, head hung low with tears running down her cheeks
- >you immediately abandon your original plan and rush to her side
- "Oh god, Twilight, are you alright?"
- >she looks up at you in shock, and turns her head away to dry her eyes with her forehoof
- >"Oh, hey Anon." *sniff* "I-I thought I gave you today off?"
- "You did, I just felt like helping to clean this place up a bit."
- >"O-oh, that's" *sniff* "nice of you. H-how have you been going?" She still wasn't showing her face.
- "I'm fine."
- >you knelt down to her height
- "How about you? How're you doing?"
- >"M-me? I'm fine." *sniff* "In fact I'm more than fine, I'm pristine! I'm resplendent! I'm-I'm...."
- >she couldn't continue, her entire body was shaking from the effort of holding back her sobs
- >you place a hand on her withers
- "Shh, shh. It's alright. Just tell me what happened. I promise to help in any way that I can."
- >she sniffed a few times before responding. "I wish I'd never gotten these stupid wings."
- >you blink in surprise; Twilight usually wasn't this curt. Then again, she didn't usually come home sobbing either
- "What? How come? Did you hurt yourself flying?"
- >she shook her head before sitting down. "No. It's the title that's come with it."
- "So you don't like being a Princess? Why is that? I doubt that even a royal amount of extra work would be too much for you to handle."
- >she chuckled gently, turning her head towards you
- >"No, it's not the extra work. It's not the new duties, formalities, or even the expectations that everypony has for me."
- "Then what's wrong?"
- >"I jus-" *sniff* "I just can't handle all of those ponies judging me." You raise an eyebrow at her. "Everywhere I go now, I can hear ponies talking behind my back. Saying I don't deserve to be a princess. That I was just chosen because I'm Celestia's favourite. That I'm too bookish, neurotic and...u-ugly."
- >she stares up at you from under her mane, awaiting a response
- >all you can do is smirk
- >"Wh-what? Why are you smiling?"
- "No, I'm sorry, It's just...seriously? Twilight Sparkle, Element of Magic, repeated saviour of Equestria and all-round genius; brought down by a couple of snarky comments from random ponies in the street. It boggles my mind."
- >she blushes adorably, but tries to look indignant, only serving to increase her cuteness
- >"S-so? I may be all of those things, but that doesn't mean that I don't have feelings. I'm still a pony!"
- "And there you go! You just solved your own riddle!"
- >she just looks at you confused
- "Think of it like this; despite all that fame, intelligence, status and power, you still have emotions. You still 'feel' like a regular pony. The very fact that you don't let it all go to your head is proof that you deserve your title."
- >"Y-you really think so?" she asked, looking up at you with wide eyes
- "Of course I do. The ponies just haven't gotten a chance to know you as well as I have. Sooner or later, everyone will respect you for both the pony you are, and the princess you can be. Besides, d'you think Celestia, Luna and Cadence had it any easier? For all we know, the two sisters were the very first alicorns in history, so you can imagine how well that went with the three pony races."
- >she giggled cutely, tears all but dried up
- >"Yeah, I guess that's true. If I never believe in myself, nopony else will either. And if I ever need help with anything, I'e got three potential mentors, plus all my friends, to give me advice."
- "Also me."
- >"And also you, you nut."
- "Sometimes it takes a nut to get a friend out of a rut. And that was so cheesy I could monopolize the dairy industry."
- >Twilight giggled cutely again, a wide smile across her face
- >"Hey Anon?"
- "Yeah Twi?"
- >"You don't think I'm too bookish, do you?"
- >you raise an eyebrow
- "There's nothing wrong with being bookish.
- >"W-well, how about neurotic?"
- >she was blushing again
- >you chuckle
- "Maybe a little...but I've always found it to be quite an endearing trait."
- >"U-um...how-how about ugly? Do you think I'm ugly?"
- >she was beet red now, ears pulled back in embarrassment
- >you give her a warm smile, before pulling her into your arms, and planting your lips on hers
- >you stay like that for a while before pulling back, and look into her beautiful amethyst eyes
- "You are a pretty pony, Twilight."
- >she smiles widely before burying her face into your chest, holding you close with her forehooves
- >you can feel wetness leaking onto your chest, but you weren't worried
- >you just held her close as you stroked her mane, secure in the knowledge that Twilight was indeed, a very pretty pony.
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- 3.Necking and Nibbles(by Shitty Wrightfag)
- >you and Twilight are embracing each other in bed
- >she rests her beautifuly messy head against her soft pillow
- >her eyes are half-lidded as she takes in your form leaning slightly over her, ignoring everything but you
- >you lean down as slowly as you can, reluctant to break your gaze from her simmering amethist orbs, before eventually bringing your lips to the base of her neck, planting a soft kiss there
- >she closes her eyes and moans quietly in appreciation
- >you smile against her collar bone, before lifting your head and moving up the lenght of her neck, but only slightly, and give her supple neck another kiss
- >her forehooves grip you to her tightly, in an effort to keep you as close to her as possible in fear that you might leave
- >a gesture that, while unnecessary, you accepted wholly
- >you resigned to letting your lips stay barely attached, brushing againsts her lavender scented fur as you slowly slid upwards, stopping frequently to leave a number of damp spots by gently licking with the tip of your tongue
- >she lifted her head for you, as you traced her jawline with the tip of your nose as you continued your ministrations along her throat, feeling her pleased moans as they reverberate through her voice box
- >once you had made your way to under her chin, you fell back to the bottom of her jaw, focusing on the other side with simple kisses
- >this time, you followed her jawline all the way to her chin, at which point she dropped her head down to look at you
- >she was breathing quite moderately, a deep red spread across her cheeks and over the bridge of her nose
- >her eyes her flickering as she fought to keep them open through the pleasure
- >they were full of nothing but happiness, and love for you
- >you moved your face forward and kissed her left cheek, Twiligh lifting her face to allow you access
- >instead of moving backwards after the kiss, you nip down on some of the soft flesh, eleciting an adorable squeak from your magenta mare
- >you gently roll the flesh around between your front teeth for a few moments, before releasing it and giving the area you bit a slow lick
- >you move over to the right cheeck and do the same
- >you press your nose against the end of her muzzle and rub the two together slowly, embracing the feeling of her snout against yours, before kissing it tenderly
- >you pull back slightly and stare into her beautiful eyes
- >she groans, disliking the lack of attention, and tries to pull you in for a kiss, but you hold just out of her reach
- >"Stop teasing me Anon...."
- "You haven't said the magic word," you smirked.
- >she lowers her eyelids in a seductive glare, and, imbuing her voice with as much love and desire she can muster, she says "Pleeeease?"
- >You could never stand to make your lady beg
- >well, not for too long at least
- >you lean in and press your lips against hers, a moan of satisfaction escaping her mouth, only to be caught by yours
- >after a few moments you slipped your tongue into her mouth and gripped the back of her head with your hand
- >she pressed herself harder into you, forehooves wrapping around your neck and shoulders, as she fought against the intruder with her own warm tongue
- >this continues for several minutes, your need for oxygen overpowering your desire to stay connected
- >you grin at her flushed face, kissing her cheek as she breathed heavily
- "Love you, Twi."

