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Twilight and the horse-head anon

By: NiggerFaggotPoutine on Jan 3rd, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.36 KB  |  hits: 85  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You are Anon.
  2. >it's been a while since you are stuck in Equestria
  3. >Well it's now your home since you got sucked in a portal in a random forest.
  4. >even Celestia offered you a appartment
  5. >life in equestria is good
  6. >before being teleported you had your wallet.
  7. >Just some clothes and some personal hygiene stuff.
  8. >Also you had that rubber horse mask that you never wore before.
  9. >You ask to yourself how would ponies react to this abomination mask.
  10. >Where is this twilight sparkle?
  11. >you approach the tree library with your wallet.
  12. >you knock on the door.
  13. >you expected twilight to answer but it's spike the dragon
  14. >"Hey Spike is twilight here? i need a book."
  15. >spike:yeah come in
  16. >As you enter the library spike yells twilight name.
  17. >you see the smart and beautifull nerdy alicorn coming down the stairs
  18. >Twilight:what is it spike did you - Anon!
  19. >She runs to you hugging you
  20. >you see spike leaving the library with a soda.
  21. >spike: see you later guys!
  22.  
  23. >after talking for a while twilight asks you if you needed a book or something
  24. >you ask her that you needed that book
  25. >Twilight:I think i left it in my room be right back!
  26. >as twilight go upstairs you open your wallet and put on the horse mask on your head
  27. >you look at twilight coming down the stairs
  28. >Twilight:Hey anon i got you're-anon WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU HEAD
  29. >you remain silent and staring at her.
  30. >she runs down the stairs.
  31. >Twilight:Answer me anon! tell me what happened!
  32. >she tries to remove it with her magic
  33. >there is nothing to do it's stuck
  34. >as twilight approach your face you let out your biggest spooky rwoar you never yelled
  35. >you never saw twilight so scared before
  36. >she throws the book at you with her magic before screaming and running around the house
  37. >she tries to fly with no success and she tries to scream even more with tears.
  38. >no sucess
  39. >she is going upstairs
  40. >you almost trap her but her wings are helping her climbing the stairs.
  41. >she is now under the covers
  42. >you jump on the bed paying attention to not crush the purple fragile pony
  43. >"i've got you now"
  44. >Twilight:No! p-Please! stop!
  45. >she is now crying a river
  46. >you lift her tail
  47. >she is so scared that she start to pee
  48. >piss start to leak down her marehood
  49. >she stained the bed
  50. >you leave her satisfied
  51. >you remove your mask to put it in your wallet
  52. >you leave the door as you still hear twilight sobbing.
  53.  
  54. The end
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