Title:           Anon pony at CU DAY 0 UNFINISHED
Author:          NiggerFaggotPoutine
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/r0Bbsxjr
First Edit:      Sunday 12th of October 2014 10:43:42 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 12th of October 2014 10:43:42 PM CDT

alright faggots i'm kinda new at writefagging English is not my native language, i'll try my best to write correctly also Namefagging is encouraged to avoid samefag vote
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>It's been a while since you are in that human world
>It's weird but humans were friendly to you and they welcomed you with open arms
>You wanted to discover human culture.
>Your human counselor wanted to send you to college saying it was a exeptional experience
>She taught you about the basics of the human kind
>Races,Religion,Countries and how human live their human lifes etc...
>Why not?.gif
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*BEEP BEEP BEEP*
>ughhh
>you turn over to shut your alarm clock
>it was shown 8:00 AM
>too tired to do anything you go to your bathroom.
you look at yourself in the mirror
>Are you a Mare or a Stallion?
(Gender might influence how you act)
 
A:Mare
B:Stallion
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>Oh right you are a stallion
>You confirm by looking under you
>your dick was in his sheath
>you think what would happen if you were a mare
>heat season... estrus... and pregrency
>fug that, you're glad you have the dick
>behind your messy mane you see you are a Unicorn pony
>Pegasus are just cunts and earth ponies meh
>you do your morning routine
>shower
>shit
>groom
>you open that laptop and look throught your e-mails
>New mail from Canterlot University
>you got accepted
>i guess that's only because you're a colored pone
>and you need to decide what you want to major in :
 
A:Science
B:Humanities
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>Oh yeah humanities
>who needs science when you have magic?
>also learning more about human culture is your thing
>such deep philosophy
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>X months later you are now at CU
>It's a new world
>all those beautiful persons walking up
>no time to dream around, you open the lobby doors like you tear that pussy up
>A brave new world
>couches and a TV
>at your left there is few girls,
>Petite Purple haired girl
>Pink haired one with a sweater
>Tall blonde girl with flanel shirt with jeans shorts and a cowboy hat
>Pink curled hair girl who looks like she can't stay in place
 
A:Go talk to them
B: Go find your room
C:sit on a sofa
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>Damn that girl with a cowboy hat
>you imagine youself giving her a "ride"
>no you need to focus
>you don't want to be humiliated in front of everybody with Anon jr. hanging around
>As you walk to them the pink hair peeks up and see you
>her eyes wide-up
>"Oh my gosh it's Anon!!!" she says as she rushes to you
>the other girls follow her
>god dammit it's your 1st day here and you are already swimming in poosi
>"Hi my name is twilight Sparkle"
>you learn that Twilight wants to major sciences
>fluttershy wants to become a veterinarian
>Applejack is a AS student