Title:           [ONE] Scrambled
Author:          NetherPony
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First Edit:      Tuesday 27th of November 2012 04:42:04 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 27th of November 2012 04:42:04 PM CDT

[ONE] Scrambled
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>You were just looking for some bacon.
>Glorious, juicy, bacon.
>Wasn't hard to find, but wasn't always in stock.
>Today was Thursday though.  Stocking day.
>You'd made your way over to the meat section of the Ponyville grocery store.
>Not exactly a big section, but it was there.
>As you were picking the meat up from the shelf, you felt something hit you in the head.
>Looking down, you see an orange rolling on the floor.
"The fuck?"
>You turn around just in time to catch a rainbow tail dart behind an isle.
"Whatever."
>You resume attempting to collect your bacon, when another orange hits you square in the back.
>You turn and catch Rainbow rearing up for another orange toss.
"Rainbow, what the hell?"
>"What's the matter Anon?  Orange you glad to see me?"
>Before you could respond, she flung the orange towards you.
>You dodged it though, as it slammed into the bacon you'd been reaching for.
"Hey!  Leave my bacon out of this!"
>She immediately darted over and took the last package of bacon.
"Rainbow wait a minute, we can be reasonable about this."
>"Looks like I've got the bacon.  You want it?"
>She sped over to another isle.
>"Come and get it."
>This heresy cannot go unpunished.
>You chase after her, rounding the corner to the isle, only to have salt dumped on you.
"Rainbow?!  What the hell?"
>"Geeze Anon, looks live you've been a-salted."
"Very funny, now can I have my bac--"
>She'd run off again.
>You made your way to the isle over, where you'd presumed she'd gone.
>Sure enough, she was there with your precious bacon.
 
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>Before you could say anything, you were greeted with a flying ball of lettuce hitting you square in the chest.
"Alright, we play this your way."
>She'd run off again, but you formulated a plan this time.
>You found your ammunition, a carton of eggs.
>Now, to find Rainbow.
>Didn't take long, as she was flying around looking for you.
>Seeing as you had the element of surprise, you began lobbing eggs at her.
>Various direct hits were had before she found you and began throwing some eggs that she'd acquired at you.
>"WILL YOU STOP IT!  YOU'RE JUST EGGING HER ON!"
>You and Rainbow stop when you hear Twilight's yell.
>Taking a moment, you both looked at each other, then back to Twilight.
>"What are you--"
"EGG BEATER!" you both screamed as you began firing eggs at Twilight.
>Not but a few minutes later, an egg covered Twilight was dragging both you and Rainbow Dash from the store.
>Rainbow leaned over and Whispered to you, "Hey Anon, I've still got some eggs, we could--"
"No rainbow, lettuce not." You whispered back, sending you both into a giggling frenzy.
>Twilight groaned at your puns and dragged you both back to your place.
 
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>Twilight had thrown the two of you in your house and told you to clean up.
>You and Rainbow were in the bathroom, picking off bits of food.
>You noticed she was having trouble with some cherries on her wings, so you reached out and plucked a few from her feathers.
>"Hey now, those are mine big guy."
"What, you worried about me, taking your cherries?"
>The color of pink that dawned upon her cheeks was impressive.
>"If that's an offer..." she muttered under her breath.
"What was that?"
>"Nothing!"
>You shrugged it off as nothing, and continued cleaning her wings.
>After you'd removed the cherries from her downy appendages, you resumed picking the bits of egg and other foods off of yourself.
>She did the same, casting a glance your way on occasion.
>Why was she still blushing?
>"Hey, Anon?"
"Hmm?"
>"You've got a bit of something right here" she said, gesturing to her upper lip.
>You reached up and tried to get whatever it was she was seeing.
"Did I get it?"
>"No no, a little to your left; err no, your right; I mean-- oh lemme just--"
>Frustrated with your failure, she trotted over and reached up with her hoof to wipe your lip.
>She stopped though, her hoof inches away from your face.
"Well?  You gonna get it or not?"
>She blushed hard, hesitated for a moment, and then quickly kissed you on the lip.
>Today was messy.
 
###Last Edit: 11/27/2012 1700