Title:           Mind Over Matter pt.1
Author:          Neko-Sama
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First Edit:      Wednesday 20th of March 2013 01:03:13 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 20th of March 2013 01:03:13 PM CDT

>You are anon, sitting in the library, also known as Twilight's house.
>After searching through some old tomes in the library, Twilight finally learned a spell to send you home.
>You could get back to the real world.
>More importantly, you could escape that crazed yellow pony.
>You are so ready to begin you don't even bother to pack your things.
>As the magic courses around your being, you see the colorful pastel world melt away to black.
>KNOCK KNOCK.
What the hell?
>KNOCK KNOCK.
>You are ripped from your dream yet again by knocking on your door.
Damn, so close.
>You start your day as you always do with the triple S
>"Anon, are you home?" 
>Somehow you knew it would be Fluttershy.
>You consider ignoring her and going on about your day, but remember the last time you tried that.
>It's been a month and you're still scraping crusted cheese off your windows.
"On my way" 
>You shudder at the mere thought of what lie beyond the door.
>To your joyous surprise,  Twilight stands there.
>Before she can even speak, you close the door and lock it behind you.
"Thank Celestia you're here. Did you figure it out?"
>"Oh thank goodness" Twilight says in Fluttershy's voice
Wait, what?
>"So this means Twilight Sparkle s your fetish, right?"
>A previously unseen zipper is pulled down and the yellow demon's head pops out.
>"I just knew borrowing these from Pinkie would be a good idea!"
>You turn around in horror, only now realizing that you don't remember changing the locks.
>"I knew you changed the locks a lot, so I went ahead and did it for you."
>She zips up the suit and starts to walk over to you.
>You frantically try to unlock the door, but it's locked from the outside.
"What the hell did you do to my door? You put the lock on backwards, you idiot!"
>"Oh, no I didn't, it's a special lock that locks on both sides, you just need the key."
"I guess you can't just give me the key then?"
>"Oh uhm... I can't quite reach it."
>She blushes as she turns around.
>You already know where this is going, and you don't like it one bit.
>A small cord sticks out of her crusted poop shute.
>Gagging, you turn around to avoid having such a sight stare you in the face.
"Damnit Fluttershy, what do I have to do this time?"
>"It's a pull string silly."
>Simply wishing to end this quickly, you take hold of the string.
>You pull with all your force, ripping the key from its prison.
>"Oh sweet Celestia Anon, I didn't know you liked it so rough!"
>You then realize a golden opportunity.
>You take the key with you, locking Fluttershy in your house for now, and get over to Twilight's library as fast as you could.
>She doesn't notice you come in, and quickly shuts the books she was reading and magics it away into the other room.
>"Oh, you're here. Let's start where we left off."
"Are you sure there's no other way?"
>"One of these is bound to work, it's only a matter of time before we find the right one."
>You spend the rest of the day testing different teleportation spells with Twilight, hoping that maybe on will send you home.
>Like always, none of them got you home, but many got you hurt.
>Nothing too serious though, just a few bumps here and there.
>As the stars began to come out, you began to head home.
>As you approach the front door, you here weeping from inside.
>You're a little startled at first, but when you remember you have Fluttershy locked up in there, your expression contorts to that of sheer terror.
>As you rush over to Twilight's, you notice dark clouds starting to take over the sky
>Again, she quickly hides whatever book she had been reading, clearly a little irritated.
>"Why are you back so soon Anon?"
"There's...there's a monster in my house. Is it alright to stay here?"
>Just then, it begins to pour outside.
>"I guess I don't have much of a choice now, do I?"
"Sorry"
>"Just...don't snoop around too much, I'll get Spike to dring down some blankets for the couch."
>And with that, Twilight brings her book with her up the stairs into her bedroom.
>It's gotten pretty late, so you don't think too much of it.
>Spike comes down with a blanket that barely covers half your body.
>Without another word, Spike rushes off to et you another blanket.
>He comes back, again without speaking, and hands you another blanket.
>No one seems to be acting themselves today, but you shrug it off as your imagination, and you drift off to sleep.
 
>Twilight woke up early and tried to cook you breakfast.
>You awake to the smell of smoke.
>Just as you are about to help her extinguish the flames, Spike grabs you by the arm and motions for you to follow him.
>He brings you to Twilight's book
>"Mind Control Magic: 101 Spells for taking over weaker minds"
>"Anon? Where did you go?"
>You quickly leave the room, but Twilight is there at the door.
>"Looking for something?"
"Bathroom."
>"Silly Anon, I've told you a thousand times, we don't have those."
"Then where am I supposed to go?"
>"You could go back to your house..."
>You make your way over to your house, but see the yellow menace flying away from your house with one of her animal friends.
>However, at once, she falls to the ground, and starts walking to you.
>Her bear friend stops her, and caries her back to her cottage.
Odd.
>You make it back to your house to find one of the windows had been smashed open.
>Why the hell you didn't think of escaping this way earlier confounds you.
>Oh well, at least you were home.
 
>You are Fluttershy.
>It's morning, and the bright shining sun wakes you from your slumber.
>Somehow, you've gotten yourself locked into Anon's house and you're wearing one of Pinkie's creepy costumes.
"Oh my..."
>The house is completely silenced.
"H...hello? Anon, are you there?"
>No answer
>He must be still sleeping.
>A sudden pain emanates from your backside.
>Again.
"Oh no...why?"
>You think back over the past months.
>For some reason, every morning, right after breakfast, you would black out and wake up in some sort of pain.
"Why does this keep happening?"
>You try to open the door before Anon wakes up, but to no avail.
>You can feel the tears forming in your eyes, almost ready to pour out.
>Mr. Bear, your beloved animal friend, smashes the window open.
"Oh my Mr. Bear. You shouldn't go breaking other ponies' things like that."
>"Roarr roar growl grunt growl?"
"Right, people's things. But that's no excuse. You're still in big trouble mister."
>"Growl grunt roar, grunt roar growl...."
"Now that you mention it, they don't seem to be home... But why is that an excuse?"
>"Grunt growl grunt?"
"I'm still trying to figure that out for myself. For now, let's get you home, you're bleeding."
>On the way back home, everything fades black.
 
>You are Twilight Sparkle
>Controlling this stupid yellow pawn was a lot of work, but one day, it would all be worth it.
>You knew it was only a matter of time before you used her to guess Anon's fetish correctly.
>And when that day came, you would visit him.
>You would guess his fetish, and you would be right on your first try.
>And then Anon would love you.