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Mind Over Matter pt.1

By: Neko-Sama on Mar 20th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 6.98 KB  |  hits: 65  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You are anon, sitting in the library, also known as Twilight's house.
  2. >After searching through some old tomes in the library, Twilight finally learned a spell to send you home.
  3. >You could get back to the real world.
  4. >More importantly, you could escape that crazed yellow pony.
  5. >You are so ready to begin you don't even bother to pack your things.
  6. >As the magic courses around your being, you see the colorful pastel world melt away to black.
  7. >KNOCK KNOCK.
  8. What the hell?
  9. >KNOCK KNOCK.
  10. >You are ripped from your dream yet again by knocking on your door.
  11. Damn, so close.
  12. >You start your day as you always do with the triple S
  13. >"Anon, are you home?" 
  14. >Somehow you knew it would be Fluttershy.
  15. >You consider ignoring her and going on about your day, but remember the last time you tried that.
  16. >It's been a month and you're still scraping crusted cheese off your windows.
  17. "On my way" 
  18. >You shudder at the mere thought of what lie beyond the door.
  19. >To your joyous surprise,  Twilight stands there.
  20. >Before she can even speak, you close the door and lock it behind you.
  21. "Thank Celestia you're here. Did you figure it out?"
  22. >"Oh thank goodness" Twilight says in Fluttershy's voice
  23. Wait, what?
  24. >"So this means Twilight Sparkle s your fetish, right?"
  25. >A previously unseen zipper is pulled down and the yellow demon's head pops out.
  26. >"I just knew borrowing these from Pinkie would be a good idea!"
  27. >You turn around in horror, only now realizing that you don't remember changing the locks.
  28. >"I knew you changed the locks a lot, so I went ahead and did it for you."
  29. >She zips up the suit and starts to walk over to you.
  30. >You frantically try to unlock the door, but it's locked from the outside.
  31. "What the hell did you do to my door? You put the lock on backwards, you idiot!"
  32. >"Oh, no I didn't, it's a special lock that locks on both sides, you just need the key."
  33. "I guess you can't just give me the key then?"
  34. >"Oh uhm... I can't quite reach it."
  35. >She blushes as she turns around.
  36. >You already know where this is going, and you don't like it one bit.
  37. >A small cord sticks out of her crusted poop shute.
  38. >Gagging, you turn around to avoid having such a sight stare you in the face.
  39. "Damnit Fluttershy, what do I have to do this time?"
  40. >"It's a pull string silly."
  41. >Simply wishing to end this quickly, you take hold of the string.
  42. >You pull with all your force, ripping the key from its prison.
  43. >"Oh sweet Celestia Anon, I didn't know you liked it so rough!"
  44. >You then realize a golden opportunity.
  45. >You take the key with you, locking Fluttershy in your house for now, and get over to Twilight's library as fast as you could.
  46. >She doesn't notice you come in, and quickly shuts the books she was reading and magics it away into the other room.
  47. >"Oh, you're here. Let's start where we left off."
  48. "Are you sure there's no other way?"
  49. >"One of these is bound to work, it's only a matter of time before we find the right one."
  50. >You spend the rest of the day testing different teleportation spells with Twilight, hoping that maybe on will send you home.
  51. >Like always, none of them got you home, but many got you hurt.
  52. >Nothing too serious though, just a few bumps here and there.
  53. >As the stars began to come out, you began to head home.
  54. >As you approach the front door, you here weeping from inside.
  55. >You're a little startled at first, but when you remember you have Fluttershy locked up in there, your expression contorts to that of sheer terror.
  56. >As you rush over to Twilight's, you notice dark clouds starting to take over the sky
  57. >Again, she quickly hides whatever book she had been reading, clearly a little irritated.
  58. >"Why are you back so soon Anon?"
  59. "There's...there's a monster in my house. Is it alright to stay here?"
  60. >Just then, it begins to pour outside.
  61. >"I guess I don't have much of a choice now, do I?"
  62. "Sorry"
  63. >"Just...don't snoop around too much, I'll get Spike to dring down some blankets for the couch."
  64. >And with that, Twilight brings her book with her up the stairs into her bedroom.
  65. >It's gotten pretty late, so you don't think too much of it.
  66. >Spike comes down with a blanket that barely covers half your body.
  67. >Without another word, Spike rushes off to et you another blanket.
  68. >He comes back, again without speaking, and hands you another blanket.
  69. >No one seems to be acting themselves today, but you shrug it off as your imagination, and you drift off to sleep.
  70.  
  71. >Twilight woke up early and tried to cook you breakfast.
  72. >You awake to the smell of smoke.
  73. >Just as you are about to help her extinguish the flames, Spike grabs you by the arm and motions for you to follow him.
  74. >He brings you to Twilight's book
  75. >"Mind Control Magic: 101 Spells for taking over weaker minds"
  76. >"Anon? Where did you go?"
  77. >You quickly leave the room, but Twilight is there at the door.
  78. >"Looking for something?"
  79. "Bathroom."
  80. >"Silly Anon, I've told you a thousand times, we don't have those."
  81. "Then where am I supposed to go?"
  82. >"You could go back to your house..."
  83. >You make your way over to your house, but see the yellow menace flying away from your house with one of her animal friends.
  84. >However, at once, she falls to the ground, and starts walking to you.
  85. >Her bear friend stops her, and caries her back to her cottage.
  86. Odd.
  87. >You make it back to your house to find one of the windows had been smashed open.
  88. >Why the hell you didn't think of escaping this way earlier confounds you.
  89. >Oh well, at least you were home.
  90.  
  91. >You are Fluttershy.
  92. >It's morning, and the bright shining sun wakes you from your slumber.
  93. >Somehow, you've gotten yourself locked into Anon's house and you're wearing one of Pinkie's creepy costumes.
  94. "Oh my..."
  95. >The house is completely silenced.
  96. "H...hello? Anon, are you there?"
  97. >No answer
  98. >He must be still sleeping.
  99. >A sudden pain emanates from your backside.
  100. >Again.
  101. "Oh no...why?"
  102. >You think back over the past months.
  103. >For some reason, every morning, right after breakfast, you would black out and wake up in some sort of pain.
  104. "Why does this keep happening?"
  105. >You try to open the door before Anon wakes up, but to no avail.
  106. >You can feel the tears forming in your eyes, almost ready to pour out.
  107. >Mr. Bear, your beloved animal friend, smashes the window open.
  108. "Oh my Mr. Bear. You shouldn't go breaking other ponies' things like that."
  109. >"Roarr roar growl grunt growl?"
  110. "Right, people's things. But that's no excuse. You're still in big trouble mister."
  111. >"Growl grunt roar, grunt roar growl...."
  112. "Now that you mention it, they don't seem to be home... But why is that an excuse?"
  113. >"Grunt growl grunt?"
  114. "I'm still trying to figure that out for myself. For now, let's get you home, you're bleeding."
  115. >On the way back home, everything fades black.
  116.  
  117. >You are Twilight Sparkle
  118. >Controlling this stupid yellow pawn was a lot of work, but one day, it would all be worth it.
  119. >You knew it was only a matter of time before you used her to guess Anon's fetish correctly.
  120. >And when that day came, you would visit him.
  121. >You would guess his fetish, and you would be right on your first try.
  122. >And then Anon would love you.