- >You are anon, sitting in the library, also known as Twilight's house.
- >After searching through some old tomes in the library, Twilight finally learned a spell to send you home.
- >You could get back to the real world.
- >More importantly, you could escape that crazed yellow pony.
- >You are so ready to begin you don't even bother to pack your things.
- >As the magic courses around your being, you see the colorful pastel world melt away to black.
- >KNOCK KNOCK.
- What the hell?
- >KNOCK KNOCK.
- >You are ripped from your dream yet again by knocking on your door.
- Damn, so close.
- >You start your day as you always do with the triple S
- >"Anon, are you home?"
- >Somehow you knew it would be Fluttershy.
- >You consider ignoring her and going on about your day, but remember the last time you tried that.
- >It's been a month and you're still scraping crusted cheese off your windows.
- "On my way"
- >You shudder at the mere thought of what lie beyond the door.
- >To your joyous surprise, Twilight stands there.
- >Before she can even speak, you close the door and lock it behind you.
- "Thank Celestia you're here. Did you figure it out?"
- >"Oh thank goodness" Twilight says in Fluttershy's voice
- Wait, what?
- >"So this means Twilight Sparkle s your fetish, right?"
- >A previously unseen zipper is pulled down and the yellow demon's head pops out.
- >"I just knew borrowing these from Pinkie would be a good idea!"
- >You turn around in horror, only now realizing that you don't remember changing the locks.
- >"I knew you changed the locks a lot, so I went ahead and did it for you."
- >She zips up the suit and starts to walk over to you.
- >You frantically try to unlock the door, but it's locked from the outside.
- "What the hell did you do to my door? You put the lock on backwards, you idiot!"
- >"Oh, no I didn't, it's a special lock that locks on both sides, you just need the key."
- "I guess you can't just give me the key then?"
- >"Oh uhm... I can't quite reach it."
- >She blushes as she turns around.
- >You already know where this is going, and you don't like it one bit.
- >A small cord sticks out of her crusted poop shute.
- >Gagging, you turn around to avoid having such a sight stare you in the face.
- "Damnit Fluttershy, what do I have to do this time?"
- >"It's a pull string silly."
- >Simply wishing to end this quickly, you take hold of the string.
- >You pull with all your force, ripping the key from its prison.
- >"Oh sweet Celestia Anon, I didn't know you liked it so rough!"
- >You then realize a golden opportunity.
- >You take the key with you, locking Fluttershy in your house for now, and get over to Twilight's library as fast as you could.
- >She doesn't notice you come in, and quickly shuts the books she was reading and magics it away into the other room.
- >"Oh, you're here. Let's start where we left off."
- "Are you sure there's no other way?"
- >"One of these is bound to work, it's only a matter of time before we find the right one."
- >You spend the rest of the day testing different teleportation spells with Twilight, hoping that maybe on will send you home.
- >Like always, none of them got you home, but many got you hurt.
- >Nothing too serious though, just a few bumps here and there.
- >As the stars began to come out, you began to head home.
- >As you approach the front door, you here weeping from inside.
- >You're a little startled at first, but when you remember you have Fluttershy locked up in there, your expression contorts to that of sheer terror.
- >As you rush over to Twilight's, you notice dark clouds starting to take over the sky
- >Again, she quickly hides whatever book she had been reading, clearly a little irritated.
- >"Why are you back so soon Anon?"
- "There's...there's a monster in my house. Is it alright to stay here?"
- >Just then, it begins to pour outside.
- >"I guess I don't have much of a choice now, do I?"
- "Sorry"
- >"Just...don't snoop around too much, I'll get Spike to dring down some blankets for the couch."
- >And with that, Twilight brings her book with her up the stairs into her bedroom.
- >It's gotten pretty late, so you don't think too much of it.
- >Spike comes down with a blanket that barely covers half your body.
- >Without another word, Spike rushes off to et you another blanket.
- >He comes back, again without speaking, and hands you another blanket.
- >No one seems to be acting themselves today, but you shrug it off as your imagination, and you drift off to sleep.
- >Twilight woke up early and tried to cook you breakfast.
- >You awake to the smell of smoke.
- >Just as you are about to help her extinguish the flames, Spike grabs you by the arm and motions for you to follow him.
- >He brings you to Twilight's book
- >"Mind Control Magic: 101 Spells for taking over weaker minds"
- >"Anon? Where did you go?"
- >You quickly leave the room, but Twilight is there at the door.
- >"Looking for something?"
- "Bathroom."
- >"Silly Anon, I've told you a thousand times, we don't have those."
- "Then where am I supposed to go?"
- >"You could go back to your house..."
- >You make your way over to your house, but see the yellow menace flying away from your house with one of her animal friends.
- >However, at once, she falls to the ground, and starts walking to you.
- >Her bear friend stops her, and caries her back to her cottage.
- Odd.
- >You make it back to your house to find one of the windows had been smashed open.
- >Why the hell you didn't think of escaping this way earlier confounds you.
- >Oh well, at least you were home.
- >You are Fluttershy.
- >It's morning, and the bright shining sun wakes you from your slumber.
- >Somehow, you've gotten yourself locked into Anon's house and you're wearing one of Pinkie's creepy costumes.
- "Oh my..."
- >The house is completely silenced.
- "H...hello? Anon, are you there?"
- >No answer
- >He must be still sleeping.
- >A sudden pain emanates from your backside.
- >Again.
- "Oh no...why?"
- >You think back over the past months.
- >For some reason, every morning, right after breakfast, you would black out and wake up in some sort of pain.
- "Why does this keep happening?"
- >You try to open the door before Anon wakes up, but to no avail.
- >You can feel the tears forming in your eyes, almost ready to pour out.
- >Mr. Bear, your beloved animal friend, smashes the window open.
- "Oh my Mr. Bear. You shouldn't go breaking other ponies' things like that."
- >"Roarr roar growl grunt growl?"
- "Right, people's things. But that's no excuse. You're still in big trouble mister."
- >"Growl grunt roar, grunt roar growl...."
- "Now that you mention it, they don't seem to be home... But why is that an excuse?"
- >"Grunt growl grunt?"
- "I'm still trying to figure that out for myself. For now, let's get you home, you're bleeding."
- >On the way back home, everything fades black.
- >You are Twilight Sparkle
- >Controlling this stupid yellow pawn was a lot of work, but one day, it would all be worth it.
- >You knew it was only a matter of time before you used her to guess Anon's fetish correctly.
- >And when that day came, you would visit him.
- >You would guess his fetish, and you would be right on your first try.
- >And then Anon would love you.