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[SUPER SECRET STORY DAY 5] - Crimefighters

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  1. >Day Unfathomable Violence in Equestria
  2. >Fluttershy glides through the night sky
  3. >She quivers again, and moans slightly
  4. >You don't know why she keeps doing it
  5. >"A-anon... We're nearly there"
  6. Excellent! Take us low.
  7. >She descends through the clouds, whimpering and quivering the whole time
  8. >"Won't the police be angry?"
  9. Fuck the cops. We ride alone.
  10. >She touches down next to a crime scene down a back alley
  11. >Manehatten always gave you the creeps
  12. >A cop looks your way and his eyes widen
  13. >Then a scowl crosses his face
  14. >"For fucks sake Anon, we don't need you!"
  15. Haha! That's hilarious!
  16. >You push past him and stroll to the group of cops and detectives, who are crowded around a body
  17. Gentlemen
  18. >A detective with a large brown moustache and tired looking eyes turns to look at you
  19. >"For fucks sake."
  20. What seems to be the problem?
  21. >"You."
  22. Hilarious. I meant the body
  23. >He grunts and turns back to the body
  24. >It's a sorry looking mess
  25. >The pony is a mare, light purple with a blonde mane.
  26. >She's led against a wall, her face a picture of her final moments: Agony and fear
  27. >Her stomach is cut straight open, like someone sliced a knife straight down the centre, and her stomach, intestines and liver are protruding out slightly.
  28. >Her hooves have been mangled and crushed, seems like her killer took the time to crush them with something heavy
  29. >Blood coats the area around her and small pools of vomit are dotted around
  30. >You nod slowly
  31. I think I know what happened.
  32. >A cop turns to you.
  33. >"What?"
  34. She died.
  35. >"OH FOR FUCKS SAKE"
  36. Not to worry, officer. I shall crack this case. You can count on me!
  37. >You mount Fluttershy and slap her ass, causing her to yelp and take flight
  38. >The cop shakes his hoof and screams after you
  39. >"GOD DAMMIT, ANON! YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING DETECTIVE!"
  40. >You are Anon
  41. >Detective.
  42.  
  43. 1/?
  44.  
  45. >You touch down back at Fluttershy's cottage, Ponyville.
  46. >Fluttershy wheezes on the floor while you smile and gaze at the night sky
  47. I think we're gonna crack this one, Flutters. I can feel it.
  48. >"Y-you can feel me... I-if you want"
  49. >Ignore her.
  50. >Walk inside the cottage
  51. >Fluttershy follows you
  52. >"S-so what now, Anon?"
  53. Now, partner. We sleep. We have a big day tomorrow!
  54. >You march upstairs and get into Fluttershy's bed after stripping off
  55. >Fluttershy walks through the door and sees you, causing her wings to become erect and a deep shade of red to cross her face
  56. >"Oh, Anon! A-are you-"
  57. Sleeping? Yeah. Come on. You need rest as well.
  58. >She squeals and jumps into bed with you, snuggling up to your chest
  59. >You always saw her as a glorified pillow.
  60. >She's warm, and soft, and smells weird.
  61. >With a smile on your face and thoughts of crime swirling around your mind, you fall asleep.
  62.  
  63. >Day Unparalleled Bloodshed in Equestria
  64. >Wake up, with Fluttershy's face drooling all over your chest
  65. >Push her off and get up, pulling on some clothes and trudging downstairs
  66. >You settle down and eat something in the kitchen, some cereal called "Mangle-O's"
  67. >'They taste like slaughter and carnage.'
  68. >Fuckin' weird slogan. What kind of sick person would find that appealing?
  69. >Fluttershy walks through the doorway, yawning
  70. >"M-morning, Anon..."
  71. Mornin' partner. Ready to crack some cases?
  72. >"Sure, I guess."
  73. Great! Lets go!
  74. >"B-but I haven't eaten-"
  75. No time, Fluttershy! We have crimes to solve!
  76.  
  77. 2/?
  78.  
  79. >You drag her outside and mount her
  80. >She instantly forgets her hunger and perks up, trembling again
  81. Ready?
  82. >"R-r-r-ready"
  83. >You slap her ass as hard as you can
  84. >Fluttershy moans in response and shakes violently, before lifting off
  85. >She glides over the landscape towards Manehatten
  86. >Some would say that forcing a Pegasus as weak as Fluttershy to carry something two times her weight 100 miles East to Manehatten is morally outrageous
  87. >You call those people CRIMINALS
  88. >Trees and rivers pass by below you, and you marvel at the beauty of this land
  89. >Fluttershy pants and struggles to keep you afloat
  90. >She tries so hard
  91. >She must really love fighting crime
  92. >Manehatten comes into view after about an hour of flying and you ruffle Fluttershy's mane
  93. Almost there, Flutters!
  94. >She responds by spluttering and gasping for air
  95. >She glides over the city, and you see the police station below
  96. Down there! Let's go.
  97. >Fluttershy's wings lock up and she drops from the sky like a stone, you riding her down all the way with absolutely no concern at all.
  98.  
  99. >You are Sunny Cells.
  100. >Police Officer
  101. >You're happily doodling in your note-pad, dreaming of a knight in shining armour who will someday sweep you off your feet
  102. >Sigh
  103. >It's hard though. Not every stallion wants to be with another stallion...
  104. >You gaze out the window longingly, just wishing for something to happen to you for once...
  105. >At that moment, a giant hairless ape riding one of the Elements of Harmony crash-lands through the roof, getting plaster, bits of roof tile and wood everywhere.
  106.  
  107. 3/?
  108.  
  109. >Be Anon
  110. >Fluttershy's amazing entry will no doubt be the talk of the town for months to come
  111. >Then maybe you can start getting some notoriety around these parts
  112. >You stand up and off Fluttershy, who is a crumpled mess on the floor, dust and plasterboard stuck in her mane
  113. >She groans
  114. >You straighten up and dust off your shoulder
  115. >Survey the room
  116. >A Stallion is looking at you
  117. >He has a massive erection
  118. >He blushes
  119. >"Hey, thailor."
  120. >He has one hell of a lisp
  121. Good morning! My name is Anon and this is my Partner, Fluttershy.
  122. >His face lights up
  123. >"Awww, the'th your partner? That'th tho cute!"
  124. I uhh- Yes! It is!
  125. >Clear your throat
  126. Tell me, have you seen any horrible murderers around here recently?
  127. >He puts a hoof to his chin and ponders this
  128. >"Hmm... Well there wath thith one thing that happened like, 2 hourth ago. Thomep0ny wath murdered downtown."
  129. Sounds horrible.
  130. >"Oh it wath, it wath. Blood everywhere. Ruined the carpet."
  131. Can you show me?
  132. >"I can thow you more than that, big guy."
  133. >He winks
  134. >You stare at him
  135. >Fluttershy staggers to her feet and coughs up a bit of blood
  136. You ok, partner?
  137. >"Umm."
  138. >She coughs again
  139. >A mixture of blood and bile flies out of her mouth and hits the floor
  140. >"Yes."
  141. Excellent! We have a murder scene to investigate
  142. >The Police Pony hops off his stool, erection still in full force
  143. >"Get your cute little butt over here, handthome. I'll thow you the thene."
  144.  
  145. 4/?
  146.  
  147. >You pick up Fluttershy under your arm and carry her out of the station after the police officer
  148. >Said officer looks over his shoudler
  149. >"I'm Thunny Thells, by the way."
  150. Hiya, Sunny Cells. Mind if I call you Sunny?
  151. >His dick throbs
  152. >"Thure thing"
  153. >He winks
  154. >Well. He sure is enthusiastic about the job. He has literal hardon for police work
  155. >You just don't find that kind of motivation nowadays
  156. >You follow him down the street, watching him sway his flanks as he walks until you all get to house with a kicked in door
  157. >"It's just in here. Watch your step!"
  158. >You stride over the threshold and set Fluttershy down
  159. >You can't believe you carried her all the way here
  160. >Fluttershy looks around
  161. >"I-it smells in here..."
  162. That's the smell of crime, partner. Now let’s do some detective work
  163. >You walk upstairs and start poking around
  164. >Fluttershy investigates the other rooms
  165. >Sunny floats around and peeks at you when you're not looking
  166. >He must admire your confidence as an agent of the law
  167. >Even if you are a freelancer, you must admit that you impress yourself sometimes.
  168. >Some days you just stare at the mirror and stroke your own face
  169. >Then you lean into your reflection, lips puckered
  170. >Then things get weird for a few minutes and you avoid mirrors for the rest of the day
  171. >Shake your head
  172. >Now's not the time for crazy thoughts
  173. >It's the time for good old fashioned police work
  174. >Just like dad would have wanted
  175. >You pull out a locket with a picture of your dad in it
  176. >A man in a black and white striped shirt, carrying a bag of cash and a decapitated head grins at you
  177. >Sniff
  178. I'll do you proud, daddy.
  179.  
  180. 5/?
  181.  
  182. >Search the house for a while longer and find a room courted off by police tape
  183. Well. Here it is.
  184. >Shout into the rest of the house
  185. GUYS! I FOUND IT!
  186. >"O-ok!"
  187. >"Faaaabulooooouth!"
  188. >You walk past the tape and up to a body covered in a white cloth
  189. >Crouch down and pull it back
  190. >A middle-aged looking Stallion lies there, his lifeless eyes staring at nothing.
  191. >Several massive eviscerations are all over his body.
  192. >Seems like his attacker just stabbed him over and over again at random
  193. >Pulling the cloth back further, you see that his lower hind leg had been torn off at the knee, the lower half located just next to it
  194. Hmm... This doesn't make sense.
  195. >Turn back and see Fluttershy and Sunny drooling at you from behind
  196. >They see you look back
  197. >Fluttershy clears her throat and trots forward
  198. >Sunny starts inspecting the ceiling, erection still prominent.
  199. >Fluttershy looks a little bit pale when she sees the body
  200. >"C-can we go now?"
  201. Don't be scared, Fluttershy. But this doesn't make sense. Seems like the killer killed his victim, then just tore off the leg at the joint here. But why?
  202. >Sunny walks up to your other side
  203. >"Well it wath a nathty little event, thith one."
  204. What do you know?
  205. >"Killer was a thychopath. Just did it for the heck of it. Givth me the creepth."
  206. Did you ever catch him?
  207. >"Nope. He got away."
  208. ...
  209. >Uh oh.
  210. >"Thomthing wrong, thailor?"
  211.  
  212. 6/?
  213.  
  214. >You look back at the body fearfully
  215. When did you say this murder happened?
  216. >"2 hourth ago."
  217. Oh god.
  218. >"What?"
  219. First rule of detective work, Sunny! It says it right in the "Police Work for Foals" book!"
  220. >You stand up straight
  221. The killer will always return to the scene of the crime
  222. >" And aright you are, Anny!"
  223. >That voice
  224. >It can't be-
  225. >You spin around and face the new voice
  226. >It is.
  227. >Pinkamena Diane Pie.
  228.  
  229. 7/?
  230.  
  231. >Pinkie grins at you all from the doorway
  232. >She holds a knife in her hoof
  233. >Somehow
  234. >Always Pone Magic.
  235. >Take a step forward
  236. Why'd ya do it, Pink?
  237. >"Because I love blood, silly!"
  238. >Glare at her
  239. >"Oh. And also I was paid."
  240. >She throws a wad of paper at you
  241. >Unfurl it
  242. >  'Kill peeps. kthnx. ~FF'
  243. Eff Eff? Who's that?
  244. >"Dunno! But they like blood as much as I do!"
  245. Alright, Pinkie Pie. Your wave of terror has come to an end. Guys? Let's take this bitch down.
  246. >Fluttershy pisses herself and curls into foetal position
  247. >Sunny is on the other side of the room, sat in a chair and waving a little flag with "Team Anon" written on it
  248. >He sees you looking and blows a kiss
  249. >Fucking Sunny
  250. >Look back at Pinkie
  251. >She grins and switches hooves holding the knife, giving it a little twirl and generally playing with it
  252. >"This is gonna be fun!"
  253. >Gulp.
  254.  
  255. 8/?
  256.  
  257. >Pinkie Pie charges at you
  258. >You sprint forward and kick out at her
  259. >She ducks under your leg and slices your calf muscle
  260. >You cry out in pain and Pinkie Pie giggles
  261. >Turning to face her, she jumps towards you again, brandishing the knife, now glistening with red
  262. >You stand your ground and prepare to grab her knife arm
  263. >She moves at the last second and slashes your face
  264. >You scream and fall back, clutching your cheek as warm blood cascades from the new wound
  265. >Pinkie circles you, giggling
  266. >"Ohh, this is fun and all. But just a teeeny tiny bit... Uninspired. Here! I'll make things fun for you!"
  267. >She pounces on you and you roll around on the floor for a while, suffering several more cuts at vulnerable parts of your body
  268. >You manage to kick her away from you, and she goes sprawling across the room
  269. >You hastily stand, clutching your chest that now has several deep cuts across it
  270. >She picks herself up and shakes her head
  271. >You chipped her front tooth
  272. >She notices it and runs a tongue across the new jagged edge
  273. >A deranged look crosses her face and she slices her own tongue on the sharpened tooth, savouring the blood that emerges from it
  274. >"Mmmmm! This is delicious!... But I bet yours tastes even better!"
  275. >She bursts into a fit of crazed giggles and runs at you again, her mouth open wide, intending to bite you
  276.  
  277. 9/?
  278.  
  279. >She jumps at your chest again but you punch out at her face while she's in flight
  280. >It takes a fraction of a second, but your fist connects with her mouth before she can reach you
  281. >The collision has enough force behind it for your fist to shatter her front teeth, fragments of which cut and dig into your knuckles as your fist travels into her maw
  282. >She keeps going, travelling into your fist until your wrist is inside her mouth and down her throat
  283. >That's where your fist stops, but as Pinkie struggles to gnaw on your forearm with no teeth left, you press her against the floor and push your fist further into her gullet
  284. >Panic fills her and she tries to flail around
  285. >You cram your fist down her throat, the tight walls breaking from the size of the object being forced down it
  286. >Pinkie screams over your now blood-soaked forearm
  287. >You keep pushing, forcing your arm further and further into Pinkie's body
  288. >You force your hand through muscle and bone, sickening cracks and hot bodily fluids swirling around your arm
  289. >You watch the bulge that is your arm reach the middle of her chest
  290. >Giving one final push, your hand reaches a rapidly pulsating organ
  291. >You growl and grip it in your fist, before roaring, and with every last ounce of strength, you tear out Pinkie Pie's heart from her own throat
  292. >Blood, vomit, bile and tears soak you and the floor around Pinkie's now lifeless body
  293. >A massive forearm shaped hole has replaced her throat, and you can see right into her body, since her jaw broke to accommodate your arm and is now wide open
  294.  
  295. 10/?
  296.  
  297. >Several hours later, the cops have arrived and cleaned up the mess
  298. >Fluttershy is wrapped in a towel and you have a medic pulling bits of tooth and bone out of your cut up arms, as well as patching up the multitude of cuts and slashes all over you
  299. >A detective walks up to you
  300. >He has a large brown moustache and tired looking eyes
  301. >He takes one look at you and shakes his head
  302. >"For fucks sake."
  303. >Grin at him
  304. Hey, I found your killer. She was working for this "FF" person. Any ideas?
  305. >"Nope. But we'll keep looking."
  306. >He turns around and walks away
  307. >Then stops and looks over his shoulder
  308. >"Go home, Anon"
  309. Haha. That's hilarious.
  310. >Patched up, you turn to Fluttershy
  311. Ready to go?
  312. >She smiles weakly up at you
  313. >"Y-you just killed one of the Elements of Harmony..."
  314. I did, didn't I?
  315. >You put your hands on your hips and smile proudly at the setting sun
  316.  
  317. I really did.
  318.  
  319. 11/11
  320. The End