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[SUPER SECRET STORY DAY 4] - The End of the World

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  1. >Day 567 in Equestria
  2. >Wake up
  3. >Knock on the door
  4. Oh come on, I'm not even up yet.
  5. >Grumble and get up, wearing just your boxers
  6. >Stomp downstairs and throw open the door
  7. >Fluttershy as usual
  8. >"Hello!"
  9. Why the hell do you look so thrilled?
  10. >"Because I woke up and thought 'today's the day I'm going to get my Anon!'"
  11. Wow. Two sentences without stuttering. That's a Ponyville record.
  12. >"T-thankyou"
  13. Aaand you blew it. Nice work. Now fuck off.
  14. >Slam the door
  15. >Knock
  16. >Open it
  17. I fuckin-
  18. >It's Pinkie Pie
  19. Oh, hi.
  20. >"Hiya, Anon! Wanna come to a party?"
  21. >Stroke your chin
  22. >Pinkie parties are always fun
  23. Sure, I'll go. What's the occassion?
  24. >"The end of the world, silly!"
  25. What.
  26. >She disappears in a burst of confetti
  27. >You stare at where she once was
  28. WHAT.
  29.  
  30. 1/?
  31.  
  32. >You run back inside and look at the calender
  33. >'End of World today'
  34. OH SHIT.
  35. >You run upstairs and throw on some clothes
  36. >Sprint into the bathroom
  37. >Shit so hard you think you burst a blood vessel in your face
  38. >Shave so quick you slice your cheek open
  39. >Shower with your clothes still on
  40. Fuckfuckfuck
  41. >No time for stairs, you jump from the top step and land at the bottom, moving into a roll when you hit it.
  42. >Run out the door, hastily locking it
  43. >Screw breakfast, you have an entire day to kill before the world ends.
  44. >Your lungs burn as you run as fast and hard as you can into Ponyville
  45. >Ponies watch you pass in a blur with confused looks on their faces
  46. >Rainbow Dash, probably sensing the speed, flies alongside you
  47. >"Hey, Anon! Whatcha doin?"
  48. Hey, Dash! Gotta do shit today, the world's ending!
  49. >"Oh yeah, it is! I gotta go to. Laters, Anon!"
  50. >She does a U-turn and flies away
  51. >You keep running for the Library
  52. >Reach the front door and punch it instead of knocking
  53. >Ffffffuck that hurt.
  54. >You nurse your knuckles while Spike opens the door
  55. >"Hey-"
  56. >Jump over him and run over the TWilight
  57. >She looks up at you, smiling
  58. >"Morning, Anonymous! What's the matter?"
  59. It's the end of the world!
  60. >She thinks for a second
  61. >"Oh, of course! Well I'm sure Pinkie will be throwing another party!"
  62. >She chuckles
  63. >You stare at her, open-mouthed.
  64. W-what? Twilight. The world is coming to an end! The calender said so!
  65.  
  66. 2/?
  67.  
  68. >Twilight trots past you on the way to her kitchen
  69. >"Want something to eat? You look hungry"
  70. >Your stomach rumbles
  71. >May as well eat something. No point passing out on your last day alive
  72. >Twilight gets you a banana
  73. >A little joke of hers
  74. >Jokes on her, you fucking love bananas
  75. >Chomp it down while she giggles
  76. >"So, mister monkey. Why so worked up?"
  77. Oh I don't know. THE WORLD IS ENDING. Doesn't that bother you?!
  78. >She eats some oats out of a bowl, talking over mouthfuls
  79. >"Not really. Happens around this time every year. You missed the last time it ended."
  80. >Gawp at her
  81. Wha...?
  82. >She swallows her oats
  83. >"It happens all the time, Anon! It'll be over by the end of tonight, don't worry."
  84. >You stand up
  85. I don't know how you can remain so calm about this.
  86. >Walk out
  87. >Fucking ponies
  88. >On the way out of the library a nearby bush picks itself up and follows you
  89. >It rustles and follows you back through town
  90. >Turn around and glare at it
  91. >It squeaks and sprouts yellow wings
  92. >Growl
  93. >Reach inside and drag Jonquil-Nervous out by her mane
  94. >She blushes and tries to hide her face behind her hooves
  95. >It looks absolutely adorable
  96. >You hate it
  97. Can't I please enjoy my last day on this miserable planet without you, please?
  98. >She looks shocked at this
  99. >"L-last day? LAST DAY? W-where are you g-going?"
  100. >She starts hyperventilating
  101. >"A-are you dying?!"
  102. >She breaks free of your grip and latches onto your chest, hugging you incredibly hard and pressing her face into your ribs
  103. >"D-DON'T LEAVE ME!"
  104.  
  105. 3/?
  106.  
  107. >You sigh
  108. Relax, Fluttershy. We're all going to die together. Now get the hell off me.
  109. >You manage to pry her off
  110. >She's far stronger than she looks
  111. >You put her down and glare at her
  112. >She ogles you, tears in her eyes and her lips trembling
  113. >"I-I don't w-want to l-lose you..."
  114. >She begins openly crying in the middle of the street
  115. >You stand there awkwardly, just letting her do her own thing
  116. >Looking around, you see ponies glaring at you and shaking their heads
  117. >You groan and crouch down
  118. >You place a hand under her chin and bring her head up
  119. Fluttershy, don't cry.
  120. >She sniffs and tries not to
  121. We're all going to die together! It'll probably be over in an instant.
  122. >You smile reassuredly at her
  123. >She blinks
  124. >Then starts sobbing
  125. >Her wails echo around Ponyville
  126. >She jumps into you again and begins using your shirt as a handkerchief
  127. Oh come on...
  128. >She ignores you and latches onto your chest again, crying and wiping her nose on you
  129. >Stand up and glare at the ponies looking towards you
  130. >Because you're so intimidating and cool and have a sobbing pegasus attached to your chest, they look away from your gaze
  131. >Walk down the street with your hands in your pockets, wearing Fluttershy like some sort of frontal-backpack
  132. >Ponies be starin
  133. >Ponies be hatin
  134. >Fuck the police
  135. >You switch up the walk and start swaggering down that god damn road
  136. >Fluttershy has since stopped crying and is just holding on, licking your neck
  137. >You don't bother stopping her. Not like it will do anything.
  138. >"Oh Anon~... You taste soo gooood."
  139. >Fuck that previous statement
  140. >Tear her off you and throw her on the ground
  141. >She bounces
  142. >Like piece of rubber
  143. >What.
  144.  
  145. 4/?
  146.  
  147. >You watch her flail and bounce on the spot for a while, scratching your head
  148. I don't... What?
  149. >Pinkie Pie bounces out of nowhere and joins Fluttershy, bouncing on the spot next to her
  150. >"Hee hee heeee! Oh this is FUN!"
  151. No it isn't. Stop bouncing.
  152. >Pinkie Pie stops bouncing and pouts
  153. >Fluttershy carries on
  154. >...
  155. And stop HER as well, for fucks sake.
  156. >Pinkie reaches over and stops Fluttershy from bouncing
  157. >"T-thank you, Pinkie..."
  158. >Fuckin' horses.
  159. >Pinkie turns to you
  160. >"Soooo ANON! Are you coming to the party tonight, huh?"
  161. I already said I was.
  162. >She giggles
  163. >"I know! I just wanted to ask again!"
  164. >She bounces in place and smiles at you
  165. ...Why are you here, Pinkie Pie.
  166. >"W-well the party says that you wear fancy dress!"
  167. Actually I'm thinking of wearing all black. Given the occassion.
  168. >"That's not very fancy."
  169. Uhh. I'd be going as a uhh... Undertaker!
  170. >She perks up
  171. >"Great! You'll wanna wear all black for that!"
  172. >You resist the urge to scream
  173. >"Ok well I've got parties to plan! Bye Anon! Bye Fluttershy!"
  174. >And she disappears in another bang of confetti.
  175. >Literally, a bang.
  176. >Your ears hurt and you can smell gunpowder
  177. >You worry about that pony at times
  178. >Fluttershy looks up at you
  179. >"A-anon?"
  180.  
  181. 5/?
  182.  
  183. What.
  184. >"C-can I please spend the day with you?"
  185. No.
  186. >"Why not?"
  187. Because I don't like you or your company. And I want to spend my last day alone. How is this a difficult concept to grasp?
  188. >She whimpers and tears start forming again
  189. >"B-but... But..."
  190. No buts. Leave.
  191. >She hangs her head in sadness
  192. >"Ok, Anon... If that's what you want..."
  193. >She flutters away
  194. >You stroll towards Applejack's farm, time to get some answers
  195. >Your walk to the farm is uneventful, but you keep looking at the sky, expecting a meteorite to crash into the world at any second
  196. >Thankfully, nothing falls to earth
  197. >You reach the farm and Applejack hails you over
  198. >"Howdy, Anon! What can I do ya for?"
  199. >A single bit and I'll plough that ass, Applejack.
  200. Uhh, what's this about the world ending?
  201. >"Ahh shoot, nop0ny told ya? Well the world's gonna end tonight. Ya should head on down ta Pinkie's place to celebrate"
  202. Cele... brate...
  203. >Your mind breaks and you walk off down the road, mumbling to yourself and plodding along like a zombie
  204. Celebra... te...
  205. >You shuffle into Ponyville, a vacant gaze on your face the whole time
  206. >You enter the park and sit down on a bench, gazing at nothing and mumbling to yourself
  207. Celebrate...
  208. >You do this for hours.
  209. >The evening rolls around and you shake your head when you realise how dark it is
  210. >Look to the left
  211. >A minty green pony is sat next to you, drinking a shake
  212. How long have you been there?
  213. >"Oh, well I saw you sitting there so I decided to join you. About uhhh. 4 hours."
  214. You were sat there for 4 hours?
  215. >"Yeah. You're a great listener by the way. It's not every day I tell someone about my issues with Bon Bon."
  216. >She hops off the bench and pats you on the leg
  217. >"Great meeting you, Uuuugh."
  218. uuuugh?
  219. >"Yeah. When I asked your name you said "Uuuugh". I thought it was exotic. It suits you. Anyway, I'm off to an End of the World party. Bye!"
  220. >Her horn lights up and she teleports away
  221. >You thought only Twilight could do that.
  222.  
  223. 6/?
  224.  
  225. >You wander through town
  226. >Under the evening sun, ponies are hanging up banners
  227. >"Merry End of the World!"
  228. >You shake your head
  229. This world is insane. Everyone is insane.
  230. >You walk past a stall, that is selling strange looking candy apples
  231. >Go over
  232. Hey. What are these?
  233. >"Doom Apples!"
  234. What.
  235. >"Look! The Apple represents the world, and the melted cheese is the lava that will consume it!"
  236. >Melted cheese on an apple.
  237. >That disturbs you more than the event it represents.
  238. >Turn around
  239. >Pink vision.
  240. >"HIYA ANON! You ready to par-tay? I changed the location to a hill! Isn't that great?!"
  241. Uhhh.
  242. >"Great! Come on, lets go!"
  243. >She drags you out of town and towards a hill, where you spot the mane 6, as well as several other ponies dotted around on mats, gazing at the sky
  244. >Pinkie Pie stops dragging you when you reach the mat
  245. >Rainbow Dash greets you
  246. >"Hey, Anon. You ready? I got all that stuff I wanted to do done, so tonight should be great!"
  247. >You look at the sky
  248. >Not a cloud in sight for miles
  249. Damn, Rainbow. You really went all out... For the end of the world.
  250. >"Heck yeah! I don't wanna miss a thing!"
  251. >You don't bother asking why. You've already gathered that everyone in this town is off the rails.
  252. >Twilight shuffles over and sits next to you
  253. >"It's going to be great, Anon. Just watch."
  254. You still never explained how you're alive if the world ends every year
  255.  
  256. 7/?
  257.  
  258. >Suddenly a great rift opens in the sky
  259. >A voice booms out across the land
  260. >Celestias
  261. >"My faithful subjects. Tonight is the annual end of the world!"
  262. >Everyone on the hill cheers, and you hear Ponyville scream in response to Celestia as well.
  263. >"Naturally, to keep the magic of this world alive, we must sacrifice one planet every year, and harvest the raw energy it gives off in order to retain our magic!"
  264. YOU FUCKING WHAT.
  265. >Twilight shushes you
  266. >"This year, my sister has been on the search for a suitable world, and we found one! A lovely little rock far on the edge of the galaxy!"
  267. >More cheers
  268. >You are absolutely horrified right now
  269. >The rift, previously inky black and floating in the sky, flickers, and an image of a little green planet hovering in space is shown
  270. >"Of course, there is no life on this planet. Because that would go against our code of decency. So, ponies! Shall we blow her up?"
  271. >Celestia giggles
  272. >EVeryone cheers
  273. >You just stare, mouth agape
  274. >Celestia then begins a countdown
  275. >"FIVE!"
  276. >"FOUR!"
  277. >"THREE!"
  278. >"TWO!"
  279. >"ONE!"
  280. >At that moment, a beam of bright yellow energy explodes out of Canterlot in the distance, and towards the night sky.
  281. >A few seconds pass, and then the rift shows the planet get struck by the beam, causing it to shudder, and veins of yellow appear all over it
  282. >The veins fade, and another moment passes
  283. >Before the planet detonates
  284.  
  285. 8/?
  286.  
  287. >In a spectacular supernova, the planet is obliterated. Energy and radiation shooting out in all directions
  288. >Shortly after, the residue and light all gathers together and flies away in the direction the beam came from
  289. >The radiation of a supernova, and all the energy that goes with it, cascades onto Equestria, and the skies burn bright with yellow and orange hues
  290. >You gawp at it, unable to speak or even comprehend just how it's happening
  291. >Instead you stand up and walk away from the Mane 6, all of them smiling up at the sky
  292. >This wasn't in the show
  293. >This wasn't in the show at all
  294. >You stop a small distance away from the Mane 6 and look back at the sky
  295. >The colours swirl, like a maelstrom of energy
  296. >Scientists back on Earth would throw a fit if they saw this. This isn't scientifically possible.
  297. >You slump onto the grass and just gaze at it all
  298. >"It's really quite something, isn't it?"
  299. >You look next to you
  300. >A light brown unicorn is looking up at the sky, an indifferent look on his face
  301. I'm sorry?
  302. >He continues
  303. >"Though really, it's quite predictable."
  304. I... I thought the world was actually going to end. Not blow up another planet.
  305. >"I can understand why. You're new here, afterall. So this must be quite a shock to you."
  306.  
  307. 9/?
  308.  
  309.  
  310. Oh... Okay
  311. >You sit in silence and look up at the sky with him
  312. >"So you really didn't figure it out?"
  313. No, did you?
  314. >"First time I knew what it was, yeah. I was young at the time. All the previous years my parents kept me indoors because I was scared of loud noises"
  315. >He chuckles
  316. >"So they never explained it"
  317. >"Then one year I step outside and see people celebrating the end of the world. I figured it out in a few hours. I was fine after that. Still, it's quite shocking the first time."
  318. >Smile at him
  319. Glad to know I'm not the only one. I thought everyone was insane. Still kinda do, considering they're celebrating the death of a planet
  320. >"Yeah. It's mad. I don't like it, but it's gotta be done. Ponies need magic to survive. Otherwise the world would come crashing down around us."
  321. I see...
  322. >You both sit in silence and watch the sky form beautiful patterns with the cosmic energy
  323. >You feel a bit cheated
  324. >No one even explained it to you. You've been panicking all day.
  325. >But it doesn't really matter anymore
  326. >It's happened, and there's nothing you can do about it.
  327. >You sigh and lie back on the grass, and your mysterious new friend joins you
  328. >The hours roll by and you just lie there in silence, the other ponies disperce but you don't care
  329. >The cosmic energy fades gradually and you're left looking at the night sky, dark once more.
  330. >Turn to the stallion
  331. So uhh. What was your name again?
  332. >"Oh. Clederick"
  333. Clederick...
  334. >What a lovely name.
  335.  
  336. 10/10
  337. The End (of the world)