- >Day 567 in Equestria
- >Wake up
- >Knock on the door
- Oh come on, I'm not even up yet.
- >Grumble and get up, wearing just your boxers
- >Stomp downstairs and throw open the door
- >Fluttershy as usual
- >"Hello!"
- Why the hell do you look so thrilled?
- >"Because I woke up and thought 'today's the day I'm going to get my Anon!'"
- Wow. Two sentences without stuttering. That's a Ponyville record.
- >"T-thankyou"
- Aaand you blew it. Nice work. Now fuck off.
- >Slam the door
- >Knock
- >Open it
- I fuckin-
- >It's Pinkie Pie
- Oh, hi.
- >"Hiya, Anon! Wanna come to a party?"
- >Stroke your chin
- >Pinkie parties are always fun
- Sure, I'll go. What's the occassion?
- >"The end of the world, silly!"
- What.
- >She disappears in a burst of confetti
- >You stare at where she once was
- WHAT.
- 1/?
- >You run back inside and look at the calender
- >'End of World today'
- OH SHIT.
- >You run upstairs and throw on some clothes
- >Sprint into the bathroom
- >Shit so hard you think you burst a blood vessel in your face
- >Shave so quick you slice your cheek open
- >Shower with your clothes still on
- Fuckfuckfuck
- >No time for stairs, you jump from the top step and land at the bottom, moving into a roll when you hit it.
- >Run out the door, hastily locking it
- >Screw breakfast, you have an entire day to kill before the world ends.
- >Your lungs burn as you run as fast and hard as you can into Ponyville
- >Ponies watch you pass in a blur with confused looks on their faces
- >Rainbow Dash, probably sensing the speed, flies alongside you
- >"Hey, Anon! Whatcha doin?"
- Hey, Dash! Gotta do shit today, the world's ending!
- >"Oh yeah, it is! I gotta go to. Laters, Anon!"
- >She does a U-turn and flies away
- >You keep running for the Library
- >Reach the front door and punch it instead of knocking
- >Ffffffuck that hurt.
- >You nurse your knuckles while Spike opens the door
- >"Hey-"
- >Jump over him and run over the TWilight
- >She looks up at you, smiling
- >"Morning, Anonymous! What's the matter?"
- It's the end of the world!
- >She thinks for a second
- >"Oh, of course! Well I'm sure Pinkie will be throwing another party!"
- >She chuckles
- >You stare at her, open-mouthed.
- W-what? Twilight. The world is coming to an end! The calender said so!
- 2/?
- >Twilight trots past you on the way to her kitchen
- >"Want something to eat? You look hungry"
- >Your stomach rumbles
- >May as well eat something. No point passing out on your last day alive
- >Twilight gets you a banana
- >A little joke of hers
- >Jokes on her, you fucking love bananas
- >Chomp it down while she giggles
- >"So, mister monkey. Why so worked up?"
- Oh I don't know. THE WORLD IS ENDING. Doesn't that bother you?!
- >She eats some oats out of a bowl, talking over mouthfuls
- >"Not really. Happens around this time every year. You missed the last time it ended."
- >Gawp at her
- Wha...?
- >She swallows her oats
- >"It happens all the time, Anon! It'll be over by the end of tonight, don't worry."
- >You stand up
- I don't know how you can remain so calm about this.
- >Walk out
- >Fucking ponies
- >On the way out of the library a nearby bush picks itself up and follows you
- >It rustles and follows you back through town
- >Turn around and glare at it
- >It squeaks and sprouts yellow wings
- >Growl
- >Reach inside and drag Jonquil-Nervous out by her mane
- >She blushes and tries to hide her face behind her hooves
- >It looks absolutely adorable
- >You hate it
- Can't I please enjoy my last day on this miserable planet without you, please?
- >She looks shocked at this
- >"L-last day? LAST DAY? W-where are you g-going?"
- >She starts hyperventilating
- >"A-are you dying?!"
- >She breaks free of your grip and latches onto your chest, hugging you incredibly hard and pressing her face into your ribs
- >"D-DON'T LEAVE ME!"
- 3/?
- >You sigh
- Relax, Fluttershy. We're all going to die together. Now get the hell off me.
- >You manage to pry her off
- >She's far stronger than she looks
- >You put her down and glare at her
- >She ogles you, tears in her eyes and her lips trembling
- >"I-I don't w-want to l-lose you..."
- >She begins openly crying in the middle of the street
- >You stand there awkwardly, just letting her do her own thing
- >Looking around, you see ponies glaring at you and shaking their heads
- >You groan and crouch down
- >You place a hand under her chin and bring her head up
- Fluttershy, don't cry.
- >She sniffs and tries not to
- We're all going to die together! It'll probably be over in an instant.
- >You smile reassuredly at her
- >She blinks
- >Then starts sobbing
- >Her wails echo around Ponyville
- >She jumps into you again and begins using your shirt as a handkerchief
- Oh come on...
- >She ignores you and latches onto your chest again, crying and wiping her nose on you
- >Stand up and glare at the ponies looking towards you
- >Because you're so intimidating and cool and have a sobbing pegasus attached to your chest, they look away from your gaze
- >Walk down the street with your hands in your pockets, wearing Fluttershy like some sort of frontal-backpack
- >Ponies be starin
- >Ponies be hatin
- >Fuck the police
- >You switch up the walk and start swaggering down that god damn road
- >Fluttershy has since stopped crying and is just holding on, licking your neck
- >You don't bother stopping her. Not like it will do anything.
- >"Oh Anon~... You taste soo gooood."
- >Fuck that previous statement
- >Tear her off you and throw her on the ground
- >She bounces
- >Like piece of rubber
- >What.
- 4/?
- >You watch her flail and bounce on the spot for a while, scratching your head
- I don't... What?
- >Pinkie Pie bounces out of nowhere and joins Fluttershy, bouncing on the spot next to her
- >"Hee hee heeee! Oh this is FUN!"
- No it isn't. Stop bouncing.
- >Pinkie Pie stops bouncing and pouts
- >Fluttershy carries on
- >...
- And stop HER as well, for fucks sake.
- >Pinkie reaches over and stops Fluttershy from bouncing
- >"T-thank you, Pinkie..."
- >Fuckin' horses.
- >Pinkie turns to you
- >"Soooo ANON! Are you coming to the party tonight, huh?"
- I already said I was.
- >She giggles
- >"I know! I just wanted to ask again!"
- >She bounces in place and smiles at you
- ...Why are you here, Pinkie Pie.
- >"W-well the party says that you wear fancy dress!"
- Actually I'm thinking of wearing all black. Given the occassion.
- >"That's not very fancy."
- Uhh. I'd be going as a uhh... Undertaker!
- >She perks up
- >"Great! You'll wanna wear all black for that!"
- >You resist the urge to scream
- >"Ok well I've got parties to plan! Bye Anon! Bye Fluttershy!"
- >And she disappears in another bang of confetti.
- >Literally, a bang.
- >Your ears hurt and you can smell gunpowder
- >You worry about that pony at times
- >Fluttershy looks up at you
- >"A-anon?"
- 5/?
- What.
- >"C-can I please spend the day with you?"
- No.
- >"Why not?"
- Because I don't like you or your company. And I want to spend my last day alone. How is this a difficult concept to grasp?
- >She whimpers and tears start forming again
- >"B-but... But..."
- No buts. Leave.
- >She hangs her head in sadness
- >"Ok, Anon... If that's what you want..."
- >She flutters away
- >You stroll towards Applejack's farm, time to get some answers
- >Your walk to the farm is uneventful, but you keep looking at the sky, expecting a meteorite to crash into the world at any second
- >Thankfully, nothing falls to earth
- >You reach the farm and Applejack hails you over
- >"Howdy, Anon! What can I do ya for?"
- >A single bit and I'll plough that ass, Applejack.
- Uhh, what's this about the world ending?
- >"Ahh shoot, nop0ny told ya? Well the world's gonna end tonight. Ya should head on down ta Pinkie's place to celebrate"
- Cele... brate...
- >Your mind breaks and you walk off down the road, mumbling to yourself and plodding along like a zombie
- Celebra... te...
- >You shuffle into Ponyville, a vacant gaze on your face the whole time
- >You enter the park and sit down on a bench, gazing at nothing and mumbling to yourself
- Celebrate...
- >You do this for hours.
- >The evening rolls around and you shake your head when you realise how dark it is
- >Look to the left
- >A minty green pony is sat next to you, drinking a shake
- How long have you been there?
- >"Oh, well I saw you sitting there so I decided to join you. About uhhh. 4 hours."
- You were sat there for 4 hours?
- >"Yeah. You're a great listener by the way. It's not every day I tell someone about my issues with Bon Bon."
- >She hops off the bench and pats you on the leg
- >"Great meeting you, Uuuugh."
- uuuugh?
- >"Yeah. When I asked your name you said "Uuuugh". I thought it was exotic. It suits you. Anyway, I'm off to an End of the World party. Bye!"
- >Her horn lights up and she teleports away
- >You thought only Twilight could do that.
- 6/?
- >You wander through town
- >Under the evening sun, ponies are hanging up banners
- >"Merry End of the World!"
- >You shake your head
- This world is insane. Everyone is insane.
- >You walk past a stall, that is selling strange looking candy apples
- >Go over
- Hey. What are these?
- >"Doom Apples!"
- What.
- >"Look! The Apple represents the world, and the melted cheese is the lava that will consume it!"
- >Melted cheese on an apple.
- >That disturbs you more than the event it represents.
- >Turn around
- >Pink vision.
- >"HIYA ANON! You ready to par-tay? I changed the location to a hill! Isn't that great?!"
- Uhhh.
- >"Great! Come on, lets go!"
- >She drags you out of town and towards a hill, where you spot the mane 6, as well as several other ponies dotted around on mats, gazing at the sky
- >Pinkie Pie stops dragging you when you reach the mat
- >Rainbow Dash greets you
- >"Hey, Anon. You ready? I got all that stuff I wanted to do done, so tonight should be great!"
- >You look at the sky
- >Not a cloud in sight for miles
- Damn, Rainbow. You really went all out... For the end of the world.
- >"Heck yeah! I don't wanna miss a thing!"
- >You don't bother asking why. You've already gathered that everyone in this town is off the rails.
- >Twilight shuffles over and sits next to you
- >"It's going to be great, Anon. Just watch."
- You still never explained how you're alive if the world ends every year
- 7/?
- >Suddenly a great rift opens in the sky
- >A voice booms out across the land
- >Celestias
- >"My faithful subjects. Tonight is the annual end of the world!"
- >Everyone on the hill cheers, and you hear Ponyville scream in response to Celestia as well.
- >"Naturally, to keep the magic of this world alive, we must sacrifice one planet every year, and harvest the raw energy it gives off in order to retain our magic!"
- YOU FUCKING WHAT.
- >Twilight shushes you
- >"This year, my sister has been on the search for a suitable world, and we found one! A lovely little rock far on the edge of the galaxy!"
- >More cheers
- >You are absolutely horrified right now
- >The rift, previously inky black and floating in the sky, flickers, and an image of a little green planet hovering in space is shown
- >"Of course, there is no life on this planet. Because that would go against our code of decency. So, ponies! Shall we blow her up?"
- >Celestia giggles
- >EVeryone cheers
- >You just stare, mouth agape
- >Celestia then begins a countdown
- >"FIVE!"
- >"FOUR!"
- >"THREE!"
- >"TWO!"
- >"ONE!"
- >At that moment, a beam of bright yellow energy explodes out of Canterlot in the distance, and towards the night sky.
- >A few seconds pass, and then the rift shows the planet get struck by the beam, causing it to shudder, and veins of yellow appear all over it
- >The veins fade, and another moment passes
- >Before the planet detonates
- 8/?
- >In a spectacular supernova, the planet is obliterated. Energy and radiation shooting out in all directions
- >Shortly after, the residue and light all gathers together and flies away in the direction the beam came from
- >The radiation of a supernova, and all the energy that goes with it, cascades onto Equestria, and the skies burn bright with yellow and orange hues
- >You gawp at it, unable to speak or even comprehend just how it's happening
- >Instead you stand up and walk away from the Mane 6, all of them smiling up at the sky
- >This wasn't in the show
- >This wasn't in the show at all
- >You stop a small distance away from the Mane 6 and look back at the sky
- >The colours swirl, like a maelstrom of energy
- >Scientists back on Earth would throw a fit if they saw this. This isn't scientifically possible.
- >You slump onto the grass and just gaze at it all
- >"It's really quite something, isn't it?"
- >You look next to you
- >A light brown unicorn is looking up at the sky, an indifferent look on his face
- I'm sorry?
- >He continues
- >"Though really, it's quite predictable."
- I... I thought the world was actually going to end. Not blow up another planet.
- >"I can understand why. You're new here, afterall. So this must be quite a shock to you."
- 9/?
- Oh... Okay
- >You sit in silence and look up at the sky with him
- >"So you really didn't figure it out?"
- No, did you?
- >"First time I knew what it was, yeah. I was young at the time. All the previous years my parents kept me indoors because I was scared of loud noises"
- >He chuckles
- >"So they never explained it"
- >"Then one year I step outside and see people celebrating the end of the world. I figured it out in a few hours. I was fine after that. Still, it's quite shocking the first time."
- >Smile at him
- Glad to know I'm not the only one. I thought everyone was insane. Still kinda do, considering they're celebrating the death of a planet
- >"Yeah. It's mad. I don't like it, but it's gotta be done. Ponies need magic to survive. Otherwise the world would come crashing down around us."
- I see...
- >You both sit in silence and watch the sky form beautiful patterns with the cosmic energy
- >You feel a bit cheated
- >No one even explained it to you. You've been panicking all day.
- >But it doesn't really matter anymore
- >It's happened, and there's nothing you can do about it.
- >You sigh and lie back on the grass, and your mysterious new friend joins you
- >The hours roll by and you just lie there in silence, the other ponies disperce but you don't care
- >The cosmic energy fades gradually and you're left looking at the night sky, dark once more.
- >Turn to the stallion
- So uhh. What was your name again?
- >"Oh. Clederick"
- Clederick...
- >What a lovely name.
- 10/10
- The End (of the world)

