- >Be anon
- >Sleeping peacfully in your bed
- >You feel a strange sensation, as if someone is prodding you in the side of the head
- >Slowly you wake up and open your eyes
- >The only thing you can see are two giant eyes staring back at you, just inches from your face
- >You give a startled yell and jump
- >The bat pone jumps back and begins laughing as you sit up and let your eyes adjust to the darkness
- >"Keekeekee, having a roommate is really a... PAIN IN THE NECK!"
- >As if on cue you suddenly notice how sore your neck is
- >"What? Why's my ne-"
- >You reach up and feel your neck. There are two fresh puncture wounds.
- >"Keekee, having a roommate really... BITES!"
- >"WHAT?! DID YOU SERIOULSY??"
- >"It sure is a... DRAINING EXPERIENCE!"
- >You make a grab for her but she's too quick and dodges you, hopping off the bed and running out of the room
- >You scramble out out of the bed and chase her into the hall
- >"Having to take care of all my meals must really be... BLEEDING YOU DRY!"
- >She has tears streaming from her eyes from laughing so hard
- >"Keekeekeekee I must be driving you BATTY with all this HORSING AROUND"
- >You yell as you storm about the house trying to grab her but she's always managing to stay just barely out of your reach
- >As you chase her through the kitchen you pause to grab the broom
- >"Anon, are you going to try to sweep me off my hooves? Keekee"
- >You swat at her but she dodges back into the bedroom
- >The moment you run into the bedroom the bloodloss manages to catch up to you and the room spins
- >You barely manage to stumble back to the bed before loosing your balance and falling onto the mattress
- >"Wow anon, you really got SWEPT UP in the moment!"
- >With the last of your strength you snatch a pillow off the bed and whip it at her
- >You hear a satisfying 'WHOP' as it hits her directly in the face
- >The room fades and you drift into unconsciousness
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