Title:           Anon and Speck
Author:          NeKnLi
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/ipEbE9dZ
First Edit:      Tuesday 10th of September 2013 12:46:47 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 10th of September 2013 12:46:47 PM CDT

>Be Anon
>Another day has passed and it's time to relax
>You hurry to your room, shut the door, practically through yourself into a chair and start your computer up
>Within just a few minutes you're there
>/mlp/'s Bat pone general
>You quickly do your duty of reminding everyone that Aux is kill, you are fruit master race (Mangos for the mango god), and get a poner
>Satisfied you lean back and begin pressing F5
>Oh?  Whats this?
>It seems Eppy is writing a new clop about Night Light
>Smiling you lean forward and begin reading
>"Hey Anon! Whatcha reading?"
>You jump and quickly scramble to shrink the page
>"Let me see!"
>Speck jumps up and manages to climb into your lap
>"You're... staring at the desktop?"
>Speck looks up at you, confused
>You lift her up and start carrying her towards the door
>Your heart is still racing
"Speck, I've told you not to come into my room without knocking"
>"But Anooooon!  I want to see what you're doing!"
>You dump Speck outside your door
"Just give me some time to relax alright?"
>You shut the door again and go back to your computer
>Damned house doesn't have any locks
>You bring Bat General back up
>Eppy has finished the story
>It's a great clop, 10/10 would come again
>Within seconds you notice that the drawfags are flooding the thread with new pictures
>EQP has started drawing Bat General's OCs being adorable in pajamas
>And Batdesu...
>No..
>Is that...
>IT IS
>Batdesu and Nuke have made a comic
>The great writing
>The great art
>The Feels
>Oh god the feels
>You begin tearing up from all these feels
>"ANON IM BOOOOOORED"
>You yelp and nearly topple out of your chair from the surprise
"SPECK!  Get out of my room!"
>"Are... Are you crying Anon?"
"N-no."
>You say as you wipe a tear away
>You pick Speck up and carry her out of your room again
>"Anon!  You promised you'd play with me today!"
"I'll be out in just a minute.  I've just got to do something."
>You shut the door and return to your computer
>While you were away Nuke had posted the next chapter to AFO
>Vito and Nick were posting new vectors
>Anon34 had made OCs for all the based writers
>Hordor was even unbanned
>Truly today was perfect
>You make one more post before heading out to play
"I love this place"
>You shut your computer down and head out of your room
>Speck is sitting patiently outside your door
>She jumps up into your arms and hugs you when you walk out
>She opens her mouth to say something
>Your alarm going off drowns her out
>You sit up in bed
>Angrily you punch the alarm clock to shut it off
>Why did it have to go off right then?
>You had the best dream
>It was perfect
>Tears begin to stream down your face
>You would give anything if only that could be real
>If only Bat General wasn't just full of shitposting
>You spend your day working on your tulpa