story ideas

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Celestia's so fat she has a gravitational pull. You(slapstick comedian summoned by Luna to get through to Celestia) throw cake at her and it orbits. She takes nips at it as it passes her face. Call her an albino narwhal.

 

Redheart story where Anon would purposely hurt himself because he has a thing for her.

 

Celestia/Cadance/insert pony here is attracted to Anon because of his pessimistic and grumpy attitude. X pony is tired of the constant smiles and shit and wants something a bit darker. Alternate version: All mares like Anon because of his 'bad boy' status. All stallions get a good guy complex.

 

Anon really doesn't like apples. At first Applejack is okay with it, but as time goes on she gets more and more upset by the idea of Anon hating her apples. So she vows to make Anon like apples, no matter what the cost.

 

Anon tries to find a pony with a plus symbol for a cutie mark and a minus symbol for a cutie mark for the sole purpose to see what happens when they touch. He can either fail hilariously, or something can actually happen.

 

Anon gets his hand superglued to Celestia's ass

 

Anon is summoned to Equestria by Twilight so that he can be the companion to the other human that is already there. Her name is Mary. She's 5'2'' and weighs 280lbs. The p0nies constantly try and set the two of them up while Anon tries to explain the concept of standards of human attractiveness and that kidnapping is wrong you stupid fucking purple horse.

 

Anonymous is so manly that sissy things actually hurt him. When he's transported to Equestria, his life at risk on a daily basis.

 

Anon wants to be hardcore but Twilight won't let him

 

Anon wakes up in the hospital. Turns out he got horribly drunk and blacked out. At some point during the night he saved the CMC, wooed nurse Redheart, and acquired around 3 million bits in a card game with Blueblood. The biggest surprise is that he is somehow in a world with talking horses.

 

Anon is a writer. When he arrives in equestria it breaks a long bout of writers block. He writes several stories about ponies for fun and gives them to Twilight. A few days later Twilight approaches him and asks him how he knows these ponies. He says he does not. She claims he must because everything he wrote is true. After a little testing Anon finds out what he writes comes true.

 

Anon can see ghosts. Ponies don't believe him. Twilight mentions it to Celestia. Luna shows up at Anons house and tells him she can see them too.

 

Albino Anon can't stay in the sun for very long, and Pinkie keeps trying to get him to play outside. Celestia is hurt by his solar avoidance and keeps trying to win his friendship.

 

Anon can't stop laughing at Rainbow Dash because she looks ridiculous to him. And no matter what she does to try to get him to stop laughing at her it fails miserably and makes Anon laugh at her harder than before.

 

Being mostly immune to her magic Anon makes a great test partner for Twilight's new or untested spells. After a bad night of sleep and a terrible morning Twilight pesters anon to test a new teleport spell that should work on him. When they get out to the fields outside of Ponyville to test it they get into another argument before Twi, in a burst of anger, uses the spell on him. Rainbow Dash, who has a thing for anon, hears yelling and looks down to see Twilight blast Anon into nothingness.

 

Anon is a demolitions expert. He arrives to find that no one ever invented gunpowder in this world and that even fireworks are magic. Using his skills and knowledge he becomes famous as a pyrotechnician that makes fireworks even Earth ponies can use. His workshop is pilfered and a group of ponies begin using his gunpowder to rebel against the Canterlot unicorns. Celestia approaches Anon requesting he use his knowledge to arm her troops as well. Can Anon deal with the knowledge that he has brought war into a utopian society?

 

Anon and Luna wake up attached with a string. They can't break it or escape. They find out Celestia did it and is the only one able to undo it. Now they have to do everything together until Celestia comes back from her royal business to free them.

 

Celestia finally has a mental breakdown and Anon is the only one allowed to approach her. Magic doesn't work on him.

 

Anon starts singing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIq8jLj5TzU and Luna hears. She starts getting traumatic flashbacks and stuff happens.

 

Anon is accidentally shunted into a plane of unspeakable horrors via the twilight sorcery as mentioned previously. They manage to summon him back year/years later to find out that he's now a wizard (or a secret minor demon or some shit). He uses what he learned to take a few unicorn apprentices (including magicbutt) and subtly fuck with them. Eventually he gains recognition and starts fucking with Equestria or its surrounding political atmosphere. Optional: Twilight is now being charged with aggravated murder. Or, if you want to use the old "Element of Harmony special privilege" excuse, she now has PTSD from the time when she thinks she killed Anon.

 

Anonymous is a desktop computer that has achieved sapience upon arriving in P0nyville. It used to be owned by an anime obsessed human and now has PTSD from the things it has witnessed. Twilight helps Anon adjust to life and provides it with a place to live.

 

Anon has allergies, ponies freak out when he complains about hay fever because that is a life-threatening illness in horseland.

 

Anon introduces the pones to the technical marvel that is a mixer and re-invents mixed fruit drinks in Equestria. Pinkie goes bananas over this life changing revelation.

 

Bananahush is quiet, kind, and gentle. All of which attracted Anon who was raised among bitchy stuck up chicks. Their relationship is perfect until one day a mare makes a pass at Anon in front of yellowquiet. They laugh it off and go home. Before they go to bed Anon sees Flutters talking to her manticore friend. The next day the mare was found half dead outside her home after a manticore chased her all night. The more he looks into it the more he finds where ponies who had hit on him had been harried by the local wildlife.

 

Twilight wonders why Anon always talks to her in a weird accent. (Very offensive Asian accent)

 

Anon grew up in a ghetto, and after being transported to Equestria, he feels like something is missing from his life. So, to remind himself of home, he decides to engage in his favorite pastime: stealing shit. He somehow discovers the marshmallow equines have cartoon bodies and therefore have removable limbs. Naturally, e starts stealing legs off sleeping ponies. Now the others have to stop him before Anon makes all of Ponyville into Wormville

 

Pinkie and Anon are stoned and when Pinkie says she's hungry Anon tells her it's cool because he put a turkey in the oven.

 

90's Anon wears all his clothes backwards and Rarity us the only one who can tell that he's doing it wrong.

 

Anon is a DiY fag. If it needs done around his house he likes to do it himself. Ponies wont get off his back about it. "Why not have somepony whose special talent is X do it? It will be much better!" The only pony who seems to understand is Rarity. Turns out she is the pony version of a DiYfag.

 

In this Equestria, the mares initiate romance based on their coats and manes, like a peacock showing off its feathers. That's why Rainbow Dash has a fucking fan club and Rarity has to try so hard to get attention. Enter Anon. Dash and other bright ponies are used to getting all the stallions, but Anon just thinks they look silly. Dash and co go way out of their way to try to get Anon's favor because they can't admit losing to a plainer colored pony like the one Anon decides to go with because of her personality.

 

Applejack falls in love with handsome bipedal apple thief and is torn between her families desire to catch him and her own love of him. Applejack is the only one who has ever seen him when he rescued her from being hit by a falling apple tree in a thunderstorm.

 

Anon is an earth god who sees crystal ponies as kin. He kills Sombra and takes over the crystal empire before Celestia can place Cadence and Shining as the rulers. It starts a huge political shitstorm when Celestia tries to get Anon to hand over the empire only for him to accuse her of trying to make it into a puppet state.

 

A Tyrantlestia story where she doesn't realize she's being a tyrant; Anon points it out and tries to help her become less a tyrant.

 

When Anon arrived in Equestria and found to be the only one of his kind, Celestia labelled humans as being extinct, due to there being no females. She mourns the loss of a species, as she cherishes life. When Fem Anon arrived a year later, dazed and confused, she inwardly rejoiced - a chance to save the species if they mate. Anon's friends, mainly Twilight and company and with Celestia's secret support, try and set them up as a couple. The only problem? Either neither are interested in the other for one reason or another - or you could go the route that she's a lesbian, and he's gay. Hilarity ensues as the setup attempts fail, including a 'not at all romantic' dinner at the Palace. Luna's just amused at the situation, while Cadence just thinks her sister in law and auntie are crazy. As ponies know nothing about human mating behaviour, if there's an antagonistic relationship between Anon and Fem Anon, they may think it's a normal thing - even if things get violent between the two. The ponies' attempts could involve a few underhanded techniques, too - such as slipping aphrodisiacs into their food, etc. Sort of done here: http://pastebin.com/ieFdJDHA

 

Anon has to write new carols for Hearth's Warming Eve because he accidentally destroyed the old carol books. He asks Pinkie for help, and they both try to write them from memory, adding in anything that "sounds right" to them.

 

Chrysalis falls in love with Anon for whatever reason. He doesn't love or care about her. She's able to feed off love coming from him and thinks it's his love for her, but actually it's her own love for him. Due to entropy and loss of energy, she slowly starves to death while feeling full. Feels and tragedy.

 

Anon is as reclusive, if not more so than Fluttershy, but due to his exotic nature, wild rumors swirl about him and what goes on in his place.

 

Asshole Anon in Equestria - Celestia knows vaguely about humans, and doesn't let out the fact that this human is a complete twat. Puts him under house arrest in the Castle, though officially he's a guest; Celestia gets it in her head to try and reform him. Over time, slowly fails; she gets frustrated, and accidentally hits him with a bolt of magic. To her amazement, the magic scrambles his brain and actually turns him polite and happy. Unfortunately, it wears off in time, and he reverts. She tries to use this new method to change him for the better; Luna catches wind of this and disproves greatly. Slowly, Celestia begins to develop feelings for him when he's polite and high on her magic. She knows it's wrong, and that she's practically brain washing him into being a model colt friend, but she can't stop. The blasts are slowly killing him as well and he knows it. When he's on asshole mode Anon just pores on the guilt, telling Celestia that she should enjoy her fake boyfriend while he lasts.

 

Insomnia Anon hates hanging out with Luna, but no one else is up at night so he has to make do. Luna does not understand personal space and asks weird questions.

 

Celestia and Luna fight over who has the bigger butt by constantly inflating them with magic. They ask you to be the judge.

 

Twist has no friends amongst the fillies and foals of P0nyville. So she makes an imaginary friend who is a little less than imaginary. Anonymous the Dream Demon uses Twist as a vessel to cross into the waking world.

 

Luna sends Anonymous some rather personal messages. Deciding he doesn't want anything to do with her, he forwards the letters to Twilight, who doesn't realize they are meant for Anonymous and takes them personally.

 

Anon finds out he's immune to poison joke uses it to terrorize Ponyville

 

Celestia hires Fleur to escort around Anon around the city after being cooped up in the castle his whole stay in Equestria so far. However, what neither Fleur or Anon knows is that Celestia hired her because she thought that she was an "escort". Fleur thinks she was hired because she's a good representative of ponykind. Anon thinks she's there to spy on him.

 

Anonymous is a novice necromancer. Not a, "Oh boy I'm gonna raise ALL the dead and take over this town or w/e I don't fuckin' care really." But more of an earthly shaman of the dark arts. He can't raise an army of the dead, but perhaps he could do something along the lines of reviving the recently dead and reanimating a corpse for a short time. It could create an interesting relationship with Twilight as she is both disgusted and enamored with this new type of magic. Also some good pow-wows with Zebrabutt.

 

A thousand years ago, Anon was there when Luna went nuts. Despite being her closest friend, she still went crazy. As Celestia was about to blast her with magical harmony nuke, Anon takes the blast via shoving Luna outta the way. He gets sent to the moon for a millennia. The shock of his sacrifice snaps Luna out of it, though she instead falls into a deep depression. Anon becomes known as a legend and hero, like the Mare in the Moon kind of status. A thousand years later, the Sisters prepare for his return. Unfortunately, he's bat shit insane now. He escapes as they try and rehabilitate him.

 

Anon is cooking some sort of meat for breakfast/lunch/dinner in his house when he goes to another room to take care of something. While he is gone, one of the mane six or some other pony walks in his house because the door was left open or some shit requiring them to enter his house. When they enter they see the meat cooking, since they don't recognize what it is, they decide to try some. Anon walks back in, greets the pony and goes to the cooked meat and notices that some is missing. When he asks the pony if they had some and if they liked it and they reply yes, he tells them what it was they ate. Said pony reactions could vary between running after animals trying to eat them to breaking down on the spot sobbing

 

Spike asks Anon for girl advice. Anon gives him this list as advice: http://gagcorner.com/2013/04/01/how-to-make-a-love/

 

Anon hates/can't eat Equestrian food. He has a messed up pallet and everything tastes like shit for him. Except for Sweetie Belle's cooking, her burnt, disgusting food is the only thing Anon enjoys. Anon is reliant on her food but Sweetie doesn't want to cook food for him unless he does things with her. Like playing with the CMC or helping them get their Cutie Marks. Most likely a sweet, cutsey story.

 

Anon is scared of ponies. He stays indoors all the time and has everything mailed to him. Rarity, being generous and wanting to know him better makes costumes. She wears them every time she visits Anon. Will probably be a romantic story.

 

Anon gets bored so he paints himself white and sticks a carrot on his head. He then follows Rarity around all day and mirrors everything she does.

Option 1: This starts a trend where everyone pretends to be Rarity for a day. It drives her fucking crazy.

Option 2: He's not even good at it. "My name is Rarity. I make dresses. I'm a cocktease. I treat my sister like a burden. I know Spike has a crush on me so I make him do manual labor, but he'll never get to tap this." He gets the hair right though, so Spike gets feelings and starts wondering if he's gay

 

Double entendre Anon constantly says inappropriate things without realizing it. Most of the mares and half the stallions of P0nyville think Anon wants to sex them up. Anon is of course clueless.

 

Animator anon in equestria makes animations of the animations he used to see back on earth, the ponies rather enjoy this, having not seen this before, but Twilight doesn't since she thinks it's base and moronic. Anonymous's animations have drawn all ponies away from reading, angering Twilight greatly. Because of this, Twilight tries to destroy his career, but miserably fails.

 

Anon ends up in Equestria, and, figuring that he can start a new life, lies to everyone and tells them that he was a prince on earth, and demands to be treated as such. Celestia falls for it and lets anon stay at the castle and live the luxurious life. However, Luna soon finds out the truth, but, due to her still holding a slight grudge against Celestia for some reason, decides not to tell anyone so long as anon does everything she tells him to do.

 

An Anon that's colorblind and because of that can't tell the ponies apart. If their hair style isn't different, he has no idea who is who. Whenever it rains, he gets so confused.

 

Anon is turned into an infant and Luna becomes way to into taking care of him while sabotaging any attempt to turn him back.

 

Anon arrives in Equestria, confused, and on seeing Canterlot in the distance, sets off for it. In his travel, he unintentionally cripples the Royal Guard (who send growing numbers to try and apprehend the 'alien') through a series of freak accidents, coincidences, deteriorated capabilities of a show piece army, and bad luck, not even knowing what was going on\happening. He also cripples the Elements' capabilities by the same way, via allergic reactions, innocently pointing out faults in conflicts and causing tension without realizing it, for example. In the end, he meets the Princesses, who prepare to 'end the threat, personally', but they end up going the same way. He unintentionally 'conquers' Equestria, when the Diarchs surrender; they get sucker punched when they discover that he was just confused and seeking answers, and this was all just a huge series of epic clusterfucks and coincidences. In the end, the poor cunt has to marry Celestia, to keep things together politically and maintain stability

 

Anon asks Twilight about the other human that lives with Fluttershy. She has no idea what he is talking about. The other human is a large black man in a white rabbit costume. Anon confronts him and is told to "keep his cracker mouth shut before Angel stomps a hole in his ass."

 

Anon the Earth human arrives, usual crap we all know and love, but he's remarkably shifty about a certain part of his past. He strikes up a friendship with Celestia and Luna, though the latter is still a bit suspicious of him. He's truly happy, enjoying things. Despite that, he has an air of pessimism about him, convinced it was going to end sooner or later. As time went on, though, he began to hope. Celestia begins to develop feelings for him, and although he feels something, he's very reluctant -almost fearful. And then things go to shit: he's the unwilling lover of an Old God - beings from the Outside. They act much like those from Lovecraft's mythos and have forms like them, but also have a much more appealing, human like body when desired. He was a regular Joe until he caught her eye, during a jaunt to Earth. She abducted him, and...well. Creepy psycho girlfriend. He was cast away by one of her sibling rivals, thinking he was her weakness, and she's only just tracked him down through the macroverse. And seeing a young, upstart goddess trying to steal away her property? She ain't happy.

 

An old-school social conservative father Anon, separated from his family, tries to get Spike to man up and refuses to take any shit from the ponies/Princesses. He sees Spike as a kid without a family just as much as Anon now is, and treats Spike like the son he no longer has.

 

Anon is in the castle when the song magic hits the adviser, who admits to being evil and shit. As usual, no one else notices the song, so it's up to Anon to prove that the trusted adviser is up to no good.

 

Flea pandemic at Fluttershy's pad. She asks to crash with you.

 

Anonymous attempts to break physics with Pinkie Pie as his assistant. The cops try to arrest him for breaking the laws.

 

Anon finds the ponies adorable and wants to pet them. The ponies are offended at being treated like animals and have varying degrees of hate for Anon. He doesn't understand the problem. Fluttershy ends up bursting into tears like a molestation victim.

 

One word: Pegasailing.

 

Anon as an old school sexist. Sending Twilight to get him coffee. Asking Celestia to get her husband so the men can "get to the bottom of things." He gets Spike to start thinking like he does and Rarity finally falls in love with Spike. "Remember Spike, nothing tells a woman 'good job' like a firm openhanded slap on the behind."

 

Anon finds Nightmare Moon adorable because she's such a bad villain. Every time she goes on an evil rant or whatever, he squees. She hates this, but can't bring herself to do anything about it because belly rubs/he's the only one that can stand her/he's also really dark or evil.

 

Anon in Pleasantville style Equestria: Anon watches MLP and is a fan. One day he gets transported into Equestria. It is just like the show and I mean exactly like it. As in nothing outside what is referenced or seen in episodes exists. Places, peoples, objects or even concepts not directly seen in an episode are not there. For example all the nameless books on Twilights shelves are just that, nameless blank books. Because most of them are just background that are never seen or opened. Even Twilight is unaware of this until Anon points it out. Sex, a taboo subject in children’s cartoons, is a nonexistent concept there even though they possess the physical equipment for it. As anon interacts with the p0nies and asks questions, introduces ideas and generally shines a light on the inconsistencies in their reality, the world begins to shift and change filling in the gaps.

 

Anonymous is the god of love and lust. He has been banished to Equestria because he is terrible at his job and the other gods are tired of falling in love with ham sandwiches. Now Anonymous is using his diminished powers to ship p0nies together in awful combinations and it's up to Princess Cadence to stop him.

 

Anon protests in front of Sugarcube Corner because he thinks Pinkie is annoying. Pinkie sits with Anon while he does it so he won't get lonely.

 

Chrysalis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8JWeGOAN5U

 

The residents of P0nyville have convinced themselves that Anon is mentally handicapped. Nothing he says or does can convince them otherwise. They try and pair him up with Derpy because they think it would be "cute". Turns out Derpy isn't mentally handicapped either, just has a wonky eye and a speech impediment. They become friends because it's really the rest of the town that's retarded.

 

Anon's a bandit that causes a heck of a lot of trouble until he's found by the mane 6. They're forced into using the elements of harmony, but instead of making him nice or turn him to stone it makes him FABULOUS.

 

Anon's a butler at the Grand Galloping Gala who accidentally steps on Blueblood's hoof. He challenges Anon to a dance-off in a fit of rage. Joke is, before Anon came to Equestria he was the best salsa dancer in all four hemispheres. Rarity is his chosen dance partner.

 

Anon's low on cash so he offers p0ny's to ride him (nonsexually) around town. Applejack gets a little gung ho and tries to break him in. Does he break and get shackled in her barn, or does he win and shackle her in his love dungeon?

 

Anon takes a dump and realizes that Equestrian food makes him shit gems. He gives them to Rarity who uses it in her new line of dresses. Giggles.

 

Anon becomes a genie in his own lamp. He only insults those who release him.

 

Anon finds that he has radio signal in Equestria after falling in Poison Joke. The joke? It turns on whenever he opens his mouth. Pinkie uses his ears to change the station.

 

Anon is a plumber. The p0nies think he's a 'special' plumber and keep asking him for his help.

 

Anon works in a maternity ward where a baby unicorn accidentally casts a body-swap spell on him. Can Anon overcome this new obstacle and get his body back without pooping himself?

 

Anon opens Equestria's first sex toy shop in Ponyville. He has a physical location with displays and he also has a magazine that he ships coast to coast. He becomes rich just from supplying the royal family. His best seller is "The Alien" which was made from a cast of his dick.

 

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Hentai artist Anon publishes comics under a pseudonym. They involve an adventurous little filly named Lootascoo who gets tentacle raped by monsters in every issue. They become an underground success making Anon a very wealthy man. Scootaloo now has to fend off perverts and disapproving adults who think that she made the comic herself. Twilight gets upset because the genitalia of all the monsters are drawn incorrectly. She sits Scootaloo down and makes her study a book that shows monster anatomy in horrible nightmarish detail.

 

Zecora leaves to visit her homeland and, because he is the only one not afraid, asks anon to look after her home while she is away. After drinking one night he and rainbro get into her various potions such as a truth potion and a lust potion.

 

Anon is always a victim of rape every estrus. In the worst place at the worst time. No one ever questioned it. They just blamed it on bad luck. That is until RD finds a series of maps and timetables for last estrus. Anon had planned every "Rape" ahead of time. Will Rainbow Dash be pissed that he misled everyone or will she be pissed that she was never a target?

 

Anon fucks a tree thinking it's Fluttershy, his marefriend. She catches him in the act and assumes it's her evil twin sister.

 

Trixie is into pet play, but of course she wants to Dom. Anon flips the scenario and Trixie discovers she loves being a pet, but doesn't know how to deal with the change from Dom to Sub.

 

Gynecologist Anon is a well established physician to whom all ponies come for both medical and "recreational" services. But his next appointment is different. Next up is the Cutie Mark Crusaders, who are now blossoming into mares.

 

Anon gets invited to the Grand Galloping Gala with the mane six and takes it as his chance to try and sleep with the princesses. He even sings his own version of at the Gala about getting laid.

 

Kid Anon lies about being a child. He says he's a man. He has to deal with sexual advances and has no idea what's going

 

Celestia winds up going through a Caligula like phase of hers and all the ponies tend to avoid her when she gets like this. However, Anon is not aware of this.

 

Twilight marefriend. Pulls away just as you're about to burst to mention some fact to tease you, pretends it's an accident.

 

X pony wants to get pregnant with Anon's foal, even though they are incompatible. She tries all sorts of inane or crazy(like absolutely stupid sex positions) methods to try and do it.

 

After basically every mare and most stallions tries to sleep with him Anon finally starts questioning why. No one will give him a straight answer until he goes to Twilight. Tells him it's his face. The flatter the face the more feminine it is considered. Anon realizes that he is basically a chick with a dick in Equestria. Note that this means the princesses are considered butch as hell.

 

Anon wakes up chained naked to a throne. Sometime during the night while he slept Luna overthrew her sister and now rules Equestria. He has no idea why he is naked or chained to the throne but he has one hope. That it has nothing to do with Shining armor chained to the other side.

 

Anon goes around fucking anything in Equestria that has a vagina that'll fit his dick. Minotaurs, ponies, griffins, dragons, it doesn't matter. None are safe from his inhuman sex drive.... except Pinkie Pie. When Anon grabs a random friend of Pinkie's and fucks her in the street the other ponies go about their business, some stay to watch the show. Others watch on in jealousy because they know of the hot monkey dick. Pinkie has no idea what's going on because she's innocent. But, by the way the mare is convulsing and moaning Pinkie thinks she's being hurt. So, Pinkie goes on a crusade to stop Anon and his random dickings. Hilarity ensues as she tries various methods to keep Anon from getting laid. Whether they fail or not is up to the writer. I even have an idea where Anon's about to stick his dick in something, only to have Pinkie's head come shooting out of it. Kind of like the "forever" scenes, but with pony vag.

 

Incubus Anon steals the souls of mares in P0nyville.

 

Rarity and Fluttershy take Anon to lunch where he orders a salad. The salad contains mushrooms that are harmless and tasty to p0nies, but cause Anon to trip harder than any man before or since. Now it's up to Rarity and Fluttershy to help Anon come down while he uses his love sword to stab the demons hiding under everyone's tail.

 

Inventor Anon makes Element of Harmony themed robots that you can have sex with. Princess Celestia has a problem with that. He makes a Sexlestia Bot out of spite. Luna gets jealous after seeing the robot version of her sister.

 

Non AiE ideas:

Pregnant pony teleports, leaves her baby behind on accident. Telabort. Twilight offers to do it for stem cell research.

 

Pegasus pony that acts as a foal saver in case a pegasus has an earth pony or unicorn in Cloudsdale.

 

We need more brain addled changelings in stories. The blast in canterlot instead of pushing them to the sky, slammed them into a fucking wall... They are ok, but not all there. Or a changeling that was ramming his head into the barrier did it to hard, sat the invasion out, woke up without much memory to go on saw a monkey, tried to transform, passed out again and tadaa, anonymous is born, with memory loss, lets say changeling is an instinct and not a skill, no trace is there when they wake up.

 

Completed ideas:

Gilda tries to woo Anon by leaving dead animals on his doorstep. Shukaku did this here: http://pastebin.com/SJxRhCns

 

Trixie and Twilight are infatuated with Anonymous and Anonymous thinks it's a joke. So he decides to Make them fight to the death(thinking they're joking), and they actually end up doing it. Done by Gadget at http://pastebin.com/ryP3dsZi

 

Anon becomes friends with Gilda and RD then sees that Gilda has a crush on RD. He decides to help Gilda get the mare. At the same time RD is approaching Gilda asking help to get Anon. Gadget did this here: http://pastebin.com/G2PvE3ft

 

Cheerilee convinces Anon to join her class when going camping. The kids want to listen to ghost stories around the campfire but Cheerilee is scared shitless by ghosts. When it's time to sleep she asks if she can sleep with Anon. Bonus, the kids are all scared too and join in, ruining their fun. Romantic story. Done by Anomalous here: http://pastebin.com/7XDs22Ge

 

Anon finds a large green egg in the forest one day while walking with Fluttershy. She does not know what it is so he takes it to Twilight who cant find an egg it matches in her books. He then takes it to Zecora who can only tell him that whatever is inside it lives. So Anon decides to hatch it. After a few weeks out pops a baby changeling. All of the girls want him to do something with it but Anon refuses. He swears to raise the foal as his own. //Everyone always does fillies. Make it a colt. Shukaku did this here: http://pastebin.com/1seC4iF0

 

Anon is seeing Pinkie Pie, but the Cakes dont approve. When he goes over, when they are not around, he realizes that Pinkie being Pinkie had left, and now the Cakes are coming in. He hides in their closet because Pinkie locked her room, and then the walk in. Mr. Cake does a sexy dance for Mrs. Cake, and Anon is forced to watch. Shukaku did it: http://pastebin.com/c6NQRvA3